NationStates Jolt Archive


Best places to whistle the "Enzyte" theme song

Colodia
09-08-2004, 00:09
1. In sex-ed class
2. When your family is on a loooong car trip
3. Whenever you see someone buying viagra in a store
4. In an elevator when everyone else is looking drugged (see the commerical)
Kerubia
09-08-2004, 00:10
Oh man, that theme is so freakin' addictive!

ARRGH, it's in my head now!

Thanks a lot!

*whistles theme*
New Foxxinnia
09-08-2004, 00:12
5. After making a hole-in-one.
Mentholyptus
09-08-2004, 00:58
6. Call Enzyte. Get a service rep on the phone. Begin whistling. Do not stop.

7. Whenever telemarketers call.
Tango Urilla
09-08-2004, 03:38
I did it to day when i was fixing the KY jelly at target
Tuesday Heights
09-08-2004, 04:20
What the heck is this "Enzyte" you speak of?
Pantylvania
09-08-2004, 04:21
when you're drilling a hole in the wall.
When you're turning a screwdriver.
When you make a free throw.
When you see a pipe spring a leak.

And especially when you see John Edwards.
This is John. Eight months ago, John started using Enzyte, the safe way to natural male enhancement. In a few short weeks, he saw his poll numbers rise; he got a surge of campaign donations; and something every male politician deserves, a little well-earned respect among the Democrats, and a very happy Mrs. Edwards on the campaign trail. Now John is well on his way to becoming the vice president of the United States, but it looks like his friend, another John, could use some Enzyte himself