NationStates Jolt Archive


Choose 7 fictional characters to rule the world

The Land of the Enemy
08-08-2004, 20:16
I'm taking after Vasily Chuikov's thread of choosing seven people to rule the world. But I'm adding my own twist by asking you to choose seven fictional characters from famous books or movies.

You don't have to use the categories I did, just list the character, the book/movie they are from, the author, and what position.


My choices were:

President: God Emperor Leto II (God Emperor of Dune, Frank Herbert)
Secratary of Defence: Ender Wiggin (Ender's Game, Orson Scott Card)
Secratary of State: Arek Estraven (The Left Hand of Darkness, Ursulla K. Le Guin)
Secratary of Education: Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes Series, Arthur Conan Doyle)
Secratary Treasurer: Ebenezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens)
Secratary of Public Relations: Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Rahld Dahl)
Secratary of Environment: Fangorn Treebeard (Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien)
Keruvalia
08-08-2004, 20:59
Interesting ....

Anyway, I'd just make the guy from the Quaker Oats box Supreme Executive Emperor for Life and have anyone who opposes him executed.

http://www.quakeroats.com/images/home-qfblogo.gif
Von Witzleben
08-08-2004, 21:14
Head of State and government: Emperor Palpatine. (StarWars)
Secratary of Defence: Gotrek Gurnisson (Warhammer)
Secratary of the Interior: Gouvenor Tarkin (StarWars)
Secratary of Education: Q (James Bond)
Secratary Treasurer: Scrooge McDuck
Secratary of Public Relations: C3PO (StarWars)
Secratary of Environment: Yoda (StarWars)
Keruvalia
08-08-2004, 21:32
Dang! I forgot ...

This guy would be Co-Supreme Executive Emperor for Life:

http://www.unlc.biz/Southern_Wolf.gif
Kryozerkia
08-08-2004, 21:36
BAH! Screw famous! This is is a well-known mang/anime series for those who watch anime...

All from Watase Yuu-san's Fushigi Yuugi

Prime Minister: Saihitei Seisiku-sama
Minister of Defence: Nakago
Minister of Finance: Sukanami Taka
Minister of Propoganda: Tokaki
Minister of Culture and Heritage: Yuuki Keisuke
Minister of Education: Hongou Yui
Minister of Agriculture: Yuuki Miaka
Suicidal Librarians
08-08-2004, 22:42
I'm taking after Vasily Chuikov's thread of choosing seven people to rule the world. But I'm adding my own twist by asking you to choose seven fictional characters from famous books or movies.

You don't have to use the categories I did, just list the character, the book/movie they are from, the author, and what position.


My choices were:

President: God Emperor Leto II (God Emperor of Dune, Frank Herbert)
Secratary of Defence: Ender Wiggin (Ender's Game, Orson Scott Card)
Secratary of State: Arek Estraven (The Left Hand of Darkness, Ursulla K. Le Guin)
Secratary of Education: Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes Series, Arthur Conan Doyle)
Secratary Treasurer: Ebenezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens)
Secratary of Public Relations: Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Rahld Dahl)
Secratary of Environment: Fangorn Treebeard (Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien)

President: Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl Series, Eoin Colfer)
Secretary of Defence: Aragorn Elessar (LotR, J.R.R. Tolkien)
Secretary of State: Matteo Alacrán (The House of the Scorpion, Nancy Farmer)
Secretary of Education: Hermione Granger (Harry Potter Series, J.K. Rowling)
Secretary Treasurer: Sauron (LotR, J.R.R. Tolkien)
Secretary of Public Relations: Jane, the computer program (Ender Series, Orson Scott Card
Secretary of Environment: Treebeard (have to go with you on this one)

You forgot vice president.

Vice President: Albus Dumbledore (HP Series, J.K. Rowling)
Ashmoria
08-08-2004, 22:45
I'm taking after Vasily Chuikov's thread of choosing seven people to rule the world. But I'm adding my own twist by asking you to choose seven fictional characters from famous books or movies.

You don't have to use the categories I did, just list the character, the book/movie they are from, the author, and what position.


My choices were:

President: God Emperor Leto II (God Emperor of Dune, Frank Herbert)
Secratary of Defence: Ender Wiggin (Ender's Game, Orson Scott Card)
Secratary of State: Arek Estraven (The Left Hand of Darkness, Ursulla K. Le Guin)
Secratary of Education: Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes Series, Arthur Conan Doyle)
Secratary Treasurer: Ebenezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens)
Secratary of Public Relations: Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Rahld Dahl)
Secratary of Environment: Fangorn Treebeard (Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien)

sherlock holmes didnt even know that the earth revolved around the sun.
Our Earth
08-08-2004, 23:01
Looking at nothing but the stories and authors people chose is interesting...

As for the topic of the thread:

All positions: Marvin the manic depressive robot (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy, Douglas Adams)
Colodia
08-08-2004, 23:40
Would President George W. Bush be fictional? Seeing as how he's not a President...;)
Eldarana
09-08-2004, 03:49
I can only think of a good secretary of defense and state
Ulric Kerensky for defense and Morgan Hasek-Davion for state both characters from Battletech.
Vasily Chuikov
09-08-2004, 04:46
Min. of War- John Patrick Ryan (The Jack Ryan series by Tom Clancy
Min. of State- - Gandalf the White (Lord of the Rings Trilogy and the Hobbit by Tolkien)
Min. of Finances- Nicholai Rostov (War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy)
Min. of Culture- Kiligore Trout (a series of Novels by Kurt Vonnegut)
Min. of the Interior- Edmond Dantes (The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas)
Min. of Justice- Jules (from Pulp Fiction)
Min. of Public Relations- Leopold Bloom (Ulysses by James Joyce)
Kryozerkia
09-08-2004, 05:17
Would President George W. Bush be fictional? Seeing as how he's not a President...;)
Hmn...good question...
Kernlandia
09-08-2004, 05:31
President: Jeeves (the butler in a bunch of books, P.G. Wodehouse)
Secretary of Defence: Colonel Aureliano Buendía (One Hundred Years of Solitude, Gabriel García Marquez)
Secretary of State: Snowman/Jimmy (Oryx and Crake, Margaret Atwood)
Secretary of Education: Crake (Oryx and Crake, Margaret Atwood)
Secretary Treasurer: Sarah (A Little Princess, don't remember the author)
Secretary of Public Relations: Jay Gatsby (The Great Gatsby)
Secretary of Environment: Fangorn Treebeard (Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien)
Temujinn
09-08-2004, 05:40
Sherlock Holmes
Sun Wu-Kung
any incarnation of Betty Page in character.
Godzilla
Frank White(King of New York)
Dracula
BUgs BUnny
IDF
09-08-2004, 05:44
I want Burnsie, Homer, Ralph, Bart, Nelson, Grandpa, and Quimby (someone must get the ladies) and possibly Moe
http://www.tunl.duke.edu/images/burns-smithers.gif
Treasury Secretary

http://www.systemcall.com.br/rengolin/fotos/other/homer.jpg
Secretary of Food: mmmmm... DOUNUTS (drooling noises follow with mouth open)

http://members.cox.net/sciatica/images/ralph.jpg
Press Secretary: "I'm a feature columnist, weee hoo weee hooo (sounds like a firetruck siren)
and
Fire Comissioner: "You know what to do, burn the house down!"

http://ourworld.cs.com/DeceitScnd/bartmarker.jpg
Police Comissioner: "Eat my shorts"

http://odyssey.doh.ru/images/mug/mugnelson.gif
Secretary of War: "Haw Haw"

http://www3.sympatico.ca/lafleurlambert/abe_simpson.gif
Senile in Chief: "The key is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere"

http://www.geocities.com/Augusta/1660/aruba.gif
Womanizer in Chief: "Good luck Milhouse and VOTE QUIMBY"
IDF
09-08-2004, 05:47
On a realistic note I want Jack Ryan, Admiral Greer, Admiral or should I say Vice President Robby Jackson, John Clark, Ding Chavez, Judge Arthur Moore, and George Winston

all of them are from Tom Clancy novels and would be good
Endolantron
09-08-2004, 06:09
My choices are straight from Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. :D

President: Commisioner Pravin Lal
Military Defence: Coronel Corazon Santiago
Human Resources: Chairman Shen-Ji Yang
Education and Technology: Academician Prohkor Zakharov
Treasurer and Economy: CEO Nwabudike Morgan
Public Relations: Sister Miriam Godwinson
Environment: Lady Deidre Skye

Note: Positions could switch places if necessary.
Druthulhu
09-08-2004, 07:03
President: me (bet you didn't know I was fictional, huh?)

Secratary of Defence: Kerrigan, Queen of Blades ("Starcraft: Brood Wars", Blizzard Entertainment)

Secratary of State: Merlin Tristmagus (Mort d'Artur, Mallory)

Secratary of Education: Beldar Conehead ("Saturday Night Live")

Secratary Treasurer: HAL 2000 ("2001: a Space Odyssey", Stanley Kubrick)

Secratary of Public Relations: Matt Foley Jr., Motivational Santa ("Saturday Night Live")

Secratary of Environment: Randolph Carter (various H.P. Lovecraft stories) (we need somebody who knows what is really lurking in the wilds)
Chaudi Arabia
29-05-2005, 21:10
i choose...
1) Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
2) Data (Star Trek The Next Generation)
3) Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl)
4) Van Helsing (Van Helsing)
5) James Bond (All Those Hit Films)
6) Cloud (Final Fantasy VII)
7) Alex Rider (The Alex Rider Series)
RESERVE) General Romanov (Red Alert 2)
Super-power
29-05-2005, 21:39
President: Cagalli Yula Athha (Gundam SEED)
VP: Amuro Ray (Gundam)
Secretary of State: Irving Lambert (Splinter Cell)
Secretary of Education: Dr. Strangelove
Secretary of Defense: Sam Fisher (Splinter Cell)
Department of the Interior: Link (Legend of Zelda)
Random Member of Legislative Branch: Bastilla Shahn (KOTOR)
Sharazar
29-05-2005, 23:01
President: Steerpike (Gormenghast), a man with ambition and intelligence.

Secretary of Defence: Cohnan the Barbarian (specifically the Terry Pratchett's Discworld version), you can see why.

Secretary of State: Master Flay (Gormenghast), for his loyalty (assuming someone can convince him to get along with the idea of President Steerpike! :p

Secretary of Education: Snape (Harry Potter), for his effective use of discipline.

Secretary Treasurer: Bart (Simpsons), for his hustling skills.

Secretary of Public Relations: Lucifer (Sandman comics), for his charm and good looks.

Secretary of Environment: Saruman (LotR), joking! Ermmm... maybe that fairy girl from Ferngully.
Bodies Without Organs
29-05-2005, 23:07
Today 8:10 PM


Previous post before your one: 09-08-2004, 6:03 AM

Does the term grave-digging mean anything to you? Such disinterment of long-dead threads is frowned upon in these parts.
Sanguinarius
29-05-2005, 23:21
Marius (Blood and Gold)
Tarquinn Blackwood (Blackwood Farm)
Joseph Pueta (Tamyui)
Aragorn (LotR)
Phantom of the Opera
Dracula
Memnoch (Memnoch the Devil)
Pharoah Kiefer Meister
29-05-2005, 23:36
President: Daffy Duck
VicePresident: Bugs Bunny
Secretary of State: Sylvester
Secretary of Defence: Marvin the Martian
Secretary of Education: Foghorn Leghorn
Secretary of the Treasury: Yosemite Sam


Oh, I'm sorry you said fictional... :D
Jordaxia
29-05-2005, 23:43
Head Honcho: Mara of the Acoma (Raymond E. Feist/Janny Wurts - Daughter/servant/mistress of the empire)

MoD head: Yuusuke Arakasi (Raymond E. Feist/Janny Wurts - Daughter/Servant/Mistress of the Empire)

Education Minister: Mandark (Dexters Lab)

Vice-head honcho: Darth Vader (Star Wars)

Minister of the environment: Laton (Nights dawn trilogy - Peter F.Hamilton)

Religious head person: Quinn Dexter (Nights Dawn Trilogy - Peter F. Hamilton)

Chancellor:The Bursar (Terry Pratchett - Discworld novels.)
Hakuryuu
30-05-2005, 00:02
President: Edward Elric(Fullmetal Alchemist)
Secratary of Defence: Obi Wan Kenobi(...come on. You KNOW he's from Star Wars.)
Secratary of State: Kakashi(Naruto)
Secratary of Education: Dumbledore(Harry Potter)
Secratary Treasurer: The Market Demon(KOL)
Secratary of Public Relations: Tony Tony Chopper(One Piece)
Secratary of Environment: Mario(any Mario game, but I had Super Mario Sunshien in mind when I appointed him)

There's an alchemist, a Jedi, a ninja, a wizard, a demon, a pirate, and Mario. Win!
Nekone
30-05-2005, 00:20
My choices:
President: Eve Tokimatsuri (Megazone 23, Anime)
Vice President: Rally Chyenne (Silent Mobius)
Secratary of Defence: Justy Ureki Tylor (Irrisponsible Captain Tylor, Anime)
Secratary of State: Elminster (Forgotten Realms series of Books)
Secratary of Education: Noriko Readman (Read or Die, Anime)
Secratary Treasurer: Nabiki Tendo (Ranma 1/2)
Secratary of Public Relations: Katsumi Tendo (Ranma 1/2)
Secratary of Environment: San (Princess Mononoke, Anime)
Manetheren II
30-05-2005, 00:21
President: Calvin, (Calvin and Hobbes)
Secretary of defense: Darth Vader, (Star Wars)
Secretary of state: Mat Cauthon, (Wheel of time)
Secretary of education: Hobbes, (Calvin and Hobbes)
Secretary of treasury: Garfield, (Garfield)
Secretary of public relations: Sauron, (LOTR)
Secretary of environment: Marvin the robot, (Hitchhikers Guide)
Nekone
30-05-2005, 00:22
President: Daffy Duck
VicePresident: Bugs Bunny
Secretary of State: Sylvester
Secretary of Defence: Marvin the Martian
Secretary of Education: Foghorn Leghorn
Secretary of the Treasury: Yosemite Sam


Oh, I'm sorry you said fictional... :D
Make Bugs the President and I'll vote for him. :D
Nekone
30-05-2005, 00:25
Previous post before your one: 09-08-2004, 6:03 AM

Does the term grave-digging mean anything to you? Such disinterment of long-dead threads is frowned upon in these parts.
:confused:
even if the thread revives and become viable again?
Haloman
30-05-2005, 00:29
President: Emperor Palpatine (SW)
Secratary of Defence:Anakin Skywalker/ Darth Vader (SW)
Secratary of State: Gandalf The White (LoTR)/ Yoda
Secratary of Education: Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)
Secratary Treasurer: Yoda (Star Wars)/ Gandalf
Secratary of Public Relations: Lando Calrissian (Star Wars)
Secratary of Environment: Rubeus Hagrid (Harry Potter)
Maharlikana
30-05-2005, 00:43
President: King Solomon (The Bible)
- Wisest man ever, what can beat that?
Secretary of defense: Odysseus (The Odyssey)
- Wily with a capital 'W', the brains behind the fall of Troy.
We'll befuddle and bedazzle our foes.
Secretary of state: Monsieur Madeline/Jean Valjean (Les Miserables)
- A progressive, humane and patiently liberal-minded, forward looking
venture capitalist who can turn simple beads into a cash cow.
Secretary of education: Juan Crisostomo Ibarra (Noli Mi Tangere)
- Someone brave enough to speak out for the cause of progressive
education even when faced with tyranny and arrest.
Secretary of treasury: King Midas (Aesop's Fables)
- Anything he touches turns into gold. Need I say more?
Secretary of the Interior: Inspector Javert (Les Miserables)
- The instincts of a fox and the determination of a hound, though
he has a strange paranoid delusion about my Secretary of State,
something to do with Toulon Prison. Can't imagine why!
Chief of Secret State Police: Richard Sharpe (Sharpe series)
- Born in the streets, rising to a colonelcy, a born leader with the
devil's luck. He knows the people and their 'tricks'.
Chief of Intelligence: Sherlock Holmes (Adventures of Sherlock Holmes)
- The brains to outwit the sharpest criminal masterminds
and a good intelligence network in place among the urban poor
(Baker Street Irregulars).
Secretary of public relations: Marshal D'Artagnan (Ten Years After)
- He's a war hero, popular and honest with those Gabriel Byrne good looks
that make women want to fall into various states of dishevelment.
Not afraid to get his hands dirty or speak his mind.
Secretary of environment: Nebucchadnezzar (The Bible)
- The landscape artist and emperor who created the Hanging Gardens of
Babylon should bring some color to our otherwise drab urban landscape.
Uginin
30-05-2005, 00:50
Here be mine.


President: President Laura Rosalin (new Battlestar Galactica series, Mary McDonnell)
Secratary of Defence: Ellen Ripley (Alien movies, Sigourney Weaver) and Ash (Evil Dead, Bruce Campbell)
Secratary of State: Spock (Star Trek, Leonard Nimoy)
Secratary of Education: Dr./Colonel Samantha Carter (Stargate SG-1, Amanda Tapping)
Secratary Treasurer: Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of The Caribbean, Johnny Depp)
Secratary of Public Relations: Dr. Hammond (Jurassic Park, Richard Attenborough)
Secratary of Environment: Crying indian guy from the 70s environmental commercial
Satanic Chicken
30-05-2005, 01:00
President: Bilbo Baggins (LOTR, The Hobbit, JRR Tolkien)
Intelligence: Inspector Gadget
Defence: Eric Draven (The Crow), well, he is invincible... for awhile...
Education: Hermione Granger (HP)
Treasury: Jack (Jack and the Beanstalk), the little bean counter...
Environment: Treebeard... obviously
Vice President: The Leprechaun (Leprachaun, leprechaun 2)
Dominus Gloriae
30-05-2005, 01:01
Head of State: Elrond Halfelven (LotR) who better than an elven "lord" with the gift of prophesy

Head of Government: Raskolnikov (Crime and Punishment) think an unceasingly guilty Boris Yeltsin
Sec'y Defense:Q (star Trek) what? you disagree? *Snaps fingers* now, what were you saying?, oh yes, you can't speak anymore! how silly of me to forget.
Sec'y Education: Yoda (Star Wars) Left behind no child will be, yes
Sec'y Treasury: King Midas (Greek myth) can anyone say...gold standard
Sec'y Interior: Slartibartfast (Hitchikers Guide to the galaxy) afterall, he designed Norway, lovely crinkly edges
Sec'y Homeland Security: Obi Wan Kenobi "you don't need to see his identification"
Maharlikana
30-05-2005, 02:04
Head of State: Elrond Halfelven (LotR) who better than an elven "lord" with the gift of prophesy

Head of Government: Raskolnikov (Crime and Punishment) think an unceasingly guilty Boris Yeltsin
Sec'y Defense:Q (star Trek) what? you disagree? *Snaps fingers* now, what were you saying?, oh yes, you can't speak anymore! how silly of me to forget.
Sec'y Education: Yoda (Star Wars) Left behind no child will be, yes
Sec'y Treasury: King Midas (Greek myth) can anyone say...gold standard
Sec'y Interior: Slartibartfast (Hitchikers Guide to the galaxy) afterall, he designed Norway, lovely crinkly edges
Sec'y Homeland Security: Obi Wan Kenobi "you don't need to see his identification"

Raskolnikov... talk about issues! hehehe! :D

secretary of education is good too hehehe!
Haloman
30-05-2005, 02:08
President: King Solomon (The Bible)
- Wisest man ever, what can beat that?
Secretary of defense: Odysseus (The Odyssey)
- Wily with a capital 'W', the brains behind the fall of Troy.
We'll befuddle and bedazzle our foes.
Secretary of state: Monsieur Madeline/Jean Valjean (Les Miserables)
- A progressive, humane and patiently liberal-minded, forward looking
venture capitalist who can turn simple beads into a cash cow.
Secretary of education: Juan Crisostomo Ibarra (Noli Mi Tangere)
- Someone brave enough to speak out for the cause of progressive
education even when faced with tyranny and arrest.
Secretary of treasury: King Midas (Aesop's Fables)
- Anything he touches turns into gold. Need I say more?
Secretary of the Interior: Inspector Javert (Les Miserables)
- The instincts of a fox and the determination of a hound, though
he has a strange paranoid delusion about my Secretary of State,
something to do with Toulon Prison. Can't imagine why!
Chief of Secret State Police: Richard Sharpe (Sharpe series)
- Born in the streets, rising to a colonelcy, a born leader with the
devil's luck. He knows the people and their 'tricks'.
Chief of Intelligence: Sherlock Holmes (Adventures of Sherlock Holmes)
- The brains to outwit the sharpest criminal masterminds
and a good intelligence network in place among the urban poor
(Baker Street Irregulars).
Secretary of public relations: Marshal D'Artagnan (Ten Years After)
- He's a war hero, popular and honest with those Gabriel Byrne good looks
that make women want to fall into various states of dishevelment.
Not afraid to get his hands dirty or speak his mind.
Secretary of environment: Nebucchadnezzar (The Bible)
- The landscape artist and emperor who created the Hanging Gardens of
Babylon should bring some color to our otherwise drab urban landscape.

Although one could argue that they are, Solomon and Nebucchednezar aren't fictional characters.

And Solomon really was the wisest man ever. Have you ever read Proverbs and Ecclestiastes in the Bible?
Barlibgil
30-05-2005, 02:21
President:Dumbledore(Harry Potter-if you can take care of several hundred angsty teens armed with magic, then a country should be no problem, right?)
Secretary of Defence: The Thing(Fantastic Four-hell he could BE the army)
Secretary of State:Justitia(Roman Goddess of Justice)
Secretary of Education: Professor X(X-Men, he's trained mutants, he can manage public education)
Secretary Treasurer:Tasslehoff Burrfoot(Dragonlance, who's better at "acquiring" things than a kender?)
Secretary of Public Relations:Yuna(FFX, you gotta get her before FFX-2 though)
Secretary of Environment:Treebeard and Poseidon as Joint-Secretaries(Who knows the environment better than a water god and a tree?)
The Amazon Desert
30-05-2005, 08:07
President: God Emperor Leto II (God Emperor of Dune, Frank Herbert)


You want Leto II to rule you?
do you remember what his rule was like for the (Dune) Universe?

not good.
Omniscient Totalitarian Dictator Deity...
Tannenmille
30-05-2005, 08:24
President: Adam West
"Somebody is stealing my water!"
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/characters/pics/adamwest_tn.jpg

Secretary of Defence: Evil Monkey that lives in Chris's Closet
"..."
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/characters/pics/evilmonkey_tn.jpg

Secretary of State: Disabled Guy
"Boom shaka-laka-laka-laka-laka."
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/characters/pics/stephen_hawking_tn.jpg

Secretary of Education: Peter Griffin
"You know, I always thought, that, um.. dogs.. laid eggs! So, you know, I learned something today!"
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/characters/pics/peter_tn.jpg

Secretary Treasurer: Lois Griffin
"You kidnapped the POPE?!"
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/characters/pics/lois_tn.jpg

Secretary of Public Relations: Glen Quagmire
"Dear Diary: Jackpot."
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/characters/pics/quagmire_tn.jpg

Secretary of Environment: Family Guy's God, not RL God
"It's a piece of trash blowing in the wind! Do you know how complex your circulatory system is?!"
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/characters/pics/god_tn.jpg

All characters from Family Guy, all pics from Planet Family Guy.
Oye Oye
30-05-2005, 09:08
Dionysis... Greek god of wine and women

Robin Hood... Stole from the rich and gave to the poor

Yoda... wisest of the Jedi masters

Kaiser Soze... probably mispelled

Kilroy... for obvious reasons

Cat Woman... just cause she's so damn fine

and

Marge Simpson... to keep the others out of trouble
Legless Pirates
30-05-2005, 09:15
Homer Simpson
Peter Griffin
Al Bundy
Animal
Eric Cartman
Blackadder

Tubgirl.....oh wait..... she's real...... Goatse?..... no?.....the guy from stickfight
The Downmarching Void
30-05-2005, 09:31
Hmmm....I was gonna put down Cthulu for President, but he's real.

President: Godot(Waiting For Godot, Samuel Beckett)
Secratary of Defence: Schweik(The Good Soldier Schweik, Jaroslav Hasek)
Secratary of State: Hagbard Celine (Illuminati Series, RA Wilson & RS Wilson)
Secratary of Education:Magister Ludi (Der Glassperlenspilen, Herman Hesse)
Secratary Treasurer: The Aluminum Bavariati (Illuminati Series, RA Wilson & RS Wilson)
Secratary of Public Relations: Zaphod Beeblebrox (HitchHikers Giude to The Galaxy, Douglas Adams)
Secratary of Environment: Kurtz (Heart Of Darkness, Joeseph Conrad)

Bonus Cabinet Portfolio:
Minister of Keeping Everyone In Line: Molly Bloom (Ulysses, James Joyce)
Delator
30-05-2005, 09:54
President: Waldo (from the numerous "Where's Waldo?" books)
Secratary of Defence: Korben Dallas (The Fifth Element)
Secratary of State: This guy -----> :p
Secratary of Education: Gandalf the White (from The Lord of the Rings NOVELS!)
Secratary Treasurer: Mycroft Holmes - Supercomputer (from the Robert A. Heinlein novel The Moon is a Harsh Mistress)
Secratary of Public Relations: Silent Bob (Numerous Kevin Smith movies)
Secratary of Environment: Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)
Maharlikana
30-05-2005, 10:44
Although one could argue that they are, Solomon and Nebucchednezar aren't fictional characters.

And Solomon really was the wisest man ever. Have you ever read Proverbs and Ecclestiastes in the Bible?

"Vanity, vanity all is vanity"

Well arguably, D'Artagnan shouldn't be permitted as well as he's based on a historic character.

Okay, will redefine:

Head of State: The Little Prince (of St-Exupery) - with a lovable, philosophical young gallant in charge this should be a public relations coup for moi.

Sec.Environment: Mowgli (The Jungle Book) - he's lived out there with nature long enough and can apparently talk to the animals so he should be able to ensure good inter-species dialogue.
Draco Delacroix
30-05-2005, 14:35
President: Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
Secretary of Defense: Wolveriene (Killing is what he does best)
Secretary of State: Captain America (kind of what he was made to do)
Treasurer: Tony Stark (He has so much money, I'm sure he can take care or more)
Education: Exavier or Yoda (best teachers ever)
Public Relations: Bart Simpson (Eat my Shorts)
Secretary of Environment: Captain Planet (Who else?)
Reckless Ambition
30-05-2005, 23:53
President: Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
Secretary of Defense: Wolveriene (Killing is what he does best)
Secretary of State: Captain America (kind of what he was made to do)
Treasurer: Tony Stark (He has so much money, I'm sure he can take care or more)
Education: Exavier or Yoda (best teachers ever)
Public Relations: Bart Simpson (Eat my Shorts)
Secretary of Environment: Captain Planet (Who else?)

nice!
bart simpson for PR, Captain Planet for Environment, Yoda, and wolverine!
That will be hard to beat...
The Vuhifellian States
31-05-2005, 00:05
President: Master-Chief/John-117 (Halo Series, Bungie)
SOD: InuYasha (InuYasha, Rumiko Takahashi/VIZ Productions)
SOS: Cortana (Halo Series, Bungie)
Treasurer: The Major (Ghost in the Shell)
Education: Church (Red vs Blue, Rooster Teeth Prod.)
PR: Sarge (Red vs Blue, Rooster Teeth Prod.)
SOE: Osama Bin Laden* (CIA, U.S. Government)

*Just a funny joke I thought I'd add in

Serious SOE: Miroku (InuYasha, Rumiko Takahashi/VIZ Productions)
BLARGistania
31-05-2005, 00:08
My choices were:

President: Luke Skywalker (star wars)
Secratary of Defence: Howard Anderson/Ender Wiggen (Crusade novel, Enders Game, novel)
Secratary of State: Yoda (Star Wars)
Secratary of Education: Oskar Dieter (Insurrection, novel)
Secratary Treasurer: Prosthetic Vogon Jeltz (HHGTTG)
Secratary of Public Relations: Mon Mothma (Star Wars)
Secratary of Environment: Samwise Gamgee (LOTR)
Keruvalia
31-05-2005, 00:26
Wow ... old thread ....

I stand by my choices.
Random Kingdom
31-05-2005, 00:43
And now for some famous but rather incompetent fictionals:

??? = whoever, I don't care!

President Dude: ???
Secretary of Defence: James Bond (... ... ...)
Secretary of State: ???
Secretary of Education: The Doctor* (Doctor Who, British sci-fi)
Treasurer: Ebenezer** Scrooge (that christmas novel)
Secretary of Public Relations: ???
Secretary of Environment: Camille Meadows (that really IRRITATING SimCity 4 environmental advisor!)

* = any Doctor, preferably the Sylvester McCoy interpretation

** = Is that how you spell it?
The Vuhifellian States
31-05-2005, 00:48
Hey man, she helped me get a 33 story skyscraper!
Palzewania
31-05-2005, 01:21
President: Pedro (Napolien Dynamite)
Secretary of Defence: Akon/Darth Vader (Star Wars)
Secretary of State: Spongebob Squarepants (" ")
Secretary of Education: Forest Gump (" ")
Treasurer: Dr. Wilson (House M.D)
Secretary of Public Relations: Bugs Bunny (Loony Tunes)
Secretary of Environment: Petter Cotton Tail (The Book)

Life would be interesting with fictional characters running our country... :)
Chellis
31-05-2005, 01:32
President: Black Mage(Black mage of FF1/8-bit arcade especially)
Vice President: Samus Aran(Super metroid)
Secratary of Defence: Ramza Beouvle(Final Fantasy Tactics main character)
Secratary of Education: Jesus(The bible, protestant faith.)
Secratary Treasurer: Thief(FF1/8-bit theatre)
Secratary of Public Relations: Palpantine (Star Wars)
Secratary of Environment: Ender Wiggin (Ender's Game, Orson Scott Card)

For some justification...

If you read the ender books after enders game, as well as the end of enders game, it shouyld be apparent of the choice for enviornment.

Palpantine was able to fool tens of thousands of star systems, as well as the jedi council. Who else deserves public relations?

Who else has taught more people than jesus?

Samus Aran is loved by many, yet largely unimportant as vice president. In case of Black Mages death, which is highly unlikely, she would probably hold her own, as long as the others advised her.

Black mage. Honestly, who would be a better president?
Draco Delacroix
31-05-2005, 14:03
nice!
bart simpson for PR, Captain Planet for Environment, Yoda, and wolverine!
That will be hard to beat...
Thank you. I spent some time coming up with an original and yet awesome dream team.
Wolverine would be great because he would be fighting on the front lines with everybody else so they wouldn't have to go back to pentagon for orders. Plus he would actually fight instead os some old fat white guy.
Bart Simpson is just awesome
Yoda could teach everybody the force.
And "Captain Planet, he's our hero, he gonna take pollution down to zero" Who better to protect the environment? (BTW: haven't seen the show in years...honest).
Kuehenberg
31-05-2005, 17:19
President: Arthas Terenas (Warcraft)
Supreme Commander: Diego Alatrsite (Captain Alatriste)
Minister of Justice: Darth Vader (Star Wars)
Secretary of education: Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)
Secretary of foreign realtions: Cheewbacca (Star Wars)
Domestic Affairs: Aunt Jemina (hot cakes brand)
Enviroment: Yoda (Star Wars)
The 501st Legion
08-06-2005, 01:14
President: Agent Smith
Vice President: Agent Smith
Secretary of Defense: Agent Smith
Secretary of Education: Agent Smith
Treasurer: Agent Smith
UN Representative: Agent Smith
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court: Agent Smith

The entire government is overrun w/ Agent Smith clones!
The Emperor Fenix
08-06-2005, 01:20
President: Midori Azuma [Casshern]
Vice-President: King Boss Burai [Casshern]

No-one else is necessary although i think Mycroft Holmes should by an advisor.
North Island
08-06-2005, 01:22
President: Batman
Secratary of Defence: Groundkeeper Willy
Secratary of State: Donald Duck
Secratary of Education: Seymour Skinner
Secratary Treasurer: Ebenezer Scrooge
Secratary of Public Relations: Mickey Mouse
Secratary of Environment: Lisa Simpson
Wurzelmania
08-06-2005, 01:36
I'd just have the Authority run it. Seriously, a bunch of super-powered hippie anarchists in charge would rule.