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Doctor's office

There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insist you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this. You got to love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into
a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
self-embarrassment in this room full of people! . You should have said
there is something wrong with your ear or something and then
discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter

hehe, good one.

Heh! nice one!
It reminds me of this-
Doctor-"You're going to have to stop masturbating"
Patient-"Why's that?"
Doctor-"It's upsetting everyone in the Waiting Room"

Or this-
A man walks into a Psychiatrist's office completely naked,wrapped in clingfilm-the psychiatrist says "I can clearly see you're nuts"

(your nuts)

Doctor's office

There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insist you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this. You got to love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into
a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
self-embarrassment in this room full of people! . You should have said
there is something wrong with your ear or something and then
discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter

I like. :fluffle:

Doctor's office

There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insist you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this. You got to love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into
a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
self-embarrassment in this room full of people! . You should have said
there is something wrong with your ear or something and then
discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter

A man walks into the doctor's office with half of a frog sticking out of his head. The doctor says, "Well i suppose you want me to remove that frog head?" The frog says, "No, I want you to get this man out of my butt"

Thank's for the nice replies :p