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I do not like John F. Kerry (A parody of my own "I do not like George W. Bush" poem)


I will not vote for Kerry with a pen
I will not vote for Kerry watching CNN

I will not vote for Kerry with Hop or with Pop
I will not vote for Kerry with Flip or with Flop

I will not vote for Kerry in a car
I will not vote for Kerry despite a Silver Star

I will not vote for Kerry; he's nothing but mush
I will not vote for Kerry because I choose Bush

The original "I do not like George W. Bush" poem can be found here. (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=346539)

I quite like them both....its politics Propaganda for the American people..hell i bet it could be used to brainwash little kiddies years from now "Uncle Sam I am, wants you".....just remember where you were when JFK gets shot

Apparantly, I've the uncanny ability to poke fun at either candidate from the opposing parties point of view and still have a slight lean to the left. Bah, damn that critical thinking.

I just wish people would start voting based on how funny it is instead of "KERRY 4 PREZ! GEROGE BUSH = ASHOLZ!!" Or the vice versa for the other thread.