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What are your thoughts on men being shaved... *whisper*sexxualy*whisper*?? I got really bored one time and tried it and I actually like it alot. Do girls?? Is waxing easier?? I leave my happy trail cause I like it.

And for guys thinking about trying it, its almost horrible the first time, because its so hard to shave off so much you get annoyed and will probably get razor burn.

OH!! and shaving your balls feels SOOOOOO freaking good. Even if you dont shave everything I suggest shaving your balls you have to try it atleast once.

Oh dear!

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anwer this you know you want to!!

anwer this you know you want to!!

No, no, no what are you wearing?

I think it would be scary, and itchy for anyone you got intimate with. However, I do think guys should trim, especially if they want someone's face to get anywhere near it.

There, happy? You got an answer.

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I think it would be scary, and itchy for anyone you got intimate with. However, I do think guys should trim, especially if they want someone's face to get anywhere near it.

There, happy? You got an answer.Yes, good answer

My girlfriend says that pubic hair is sexy.

depends on the girl or guy you're with, and if they like it or not... it varies from person to person. and the only risky thing with shaving it is knicking yourself and the imminent fear of stuble. shaving makes hair grow back thicker, darker, and sharper... so just be careful of that... and although waxing may work (it doesn't make the hair grow back stubbly), it hurts like hell.. and do you really want that.. uh.. down there?

so it depends.

there's my answer.

geesh i feel weird answering that.

I would not go near my vital organs with a razor. No aesthetic reason i just dont trust my caffeine addled nerves to the job of keeping my hands steady. As for other people, by the time i can see their pubic hair, its normally waaaaay to late for second thoughts.

as a guy...

i would guess that if you have a preference for shaved/unshaved in your partner, then you should probably ask them what they like.

personally, i like my girlfriend shaved. so i'll do anything she asks. trimmed with clean sack seems to work well enough... although i will admit that the shaving's a little tricky and certainly a bit nerve-wracking the first few times. and sometimes takes two sessions to get it all. stupid stray light-colored hairs.

ah well, got to keep the woman happy. :rolleyes:

The Dude Who Started This Thread Is A Freak.
Douche Bag Why The Hell Would You Start A Thread Like This In The Ns Forum?

From my encounters, females like my shave job. Ever get a hair in your mouth from your head? It pisses you off...and to think...those ones aren't wirey.

I'm Amazed the mods haven't gotten to this yet

:upyours: This is just fucking wrong.

I'm Amazed the mods haven't gotten to this yet

It's the general forum.

A) No one cares

B) It's a waste of bandwith anyhow

From my encounters, females like my shave job. Ever get a hair in your mouth from your head? It pisses you off...and to think...those ones aren't wirey. Thank god atleast one guy thought of that!

It's the general forum.

A) No one cares

B) It's a waste of bandwith anyhow I was just saying... I mean it's in their character to overreact anyway.

Thank god atleast one guy thought of that!

Hey...if I expect it...why shouldn't she?

I was just saying... I mean it's in their character to overreact anyway.

Nah...don't bash the mods. They're only human. Save the bashing for Liberals.

Hey...if I expect it...why shouldn't she? Maybe it's just me... and the fact that I date Assholes... But guys usually don't think of that...

Maybe it's just me... and the fact that I date Assholes... But guys usually don't think of that...

...and I bet they don't get laid as often as I do :D

...and I bet they don't get laid as often as I do :D Oh really, and how often is that?

Oh really, and how often is that?

*breaks out spreadsheet*

oh honestly...I think I've stroked my ego enough lately.

Gotta go with shaved, on everyone. Pubic hair sucks.

I see.

Gotta go with shaved, on everyone. Pubic hair sucks.

You have obviously never seen The Vagina Monologues.

I use scissors for it. Or a knive. How would you use a shaver? Anyways everytime I do it it seems to come in thicker and faster. Harder to cut off. Ya know?

You have obviously never seen The Vagina Monologues.

From that title, I'm not sure if I should be preparing to throw up or busting out the vasoline...


...kidding if you didn't get that...

I use scissors for it. Or a knive. How would you use a shaver? Anyways everytime I do it it seems to come in thicker and faster. Harder to cut off. Ya know?

A knife? Speaking of "cutting off". I sure hope you're kidding.

Clippers if I'm leaving some, good old razor (mach 3) and cream if I'm not.

My girlfriend prefers mine shaved, and considdering that I'm pretty much whipped, I do it.
But she also shaves her pubic hair for me.
It all works out in the end.

My girlfriend prefers mine shaved, and considdering that I'm pretty much whipped, I do it.
But she also shaves her pubic hair for me.
It all works out in the end.

You're calling that whipped? What else would you say?

"NO BITCH! EAT HAIR NOW!"

That's just being polite, man.

What are your thoughts on men being shaved... *whisper*sexxualy*whisper*?? I got really bored one time and tried it and I actually like it alot. Do girls?? Is waxing easier?? I leave my happy trail cause I like it.

And for guys thinking about trying it, its almost horrible the first time, because its so hard to shave off so much you get annoyed and will probably get razor burn.

OH!! and shaving your balls feels SOOOOOO freaking good. Even if you dont shave everything I suggest shaving your balls you have to try it atleast once.

as a girl:

i don't think it is necessary for a guy to shave totally, though it certainly is nice if he does. trimming, however, is ESSENTIAL. nothing a gal enjoys less than getting a nose full of pubes when she tries to be...affectionate. the same goes for girls; whether you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, ladies, keep in mind that very few people have willy nelson fetishes, so trim accordingly.

a tip for shaving: soak a wash cloth in hot water and then hold it against your...area...for a few minutes before shaving. also, always use a fresh razor blade, and DO NOT shave against the grain no matter how much easier it would be. these tips will help persons of either gender avoid razor burn in very unhappy regions. remember, these are our friendly zones, so let us all be very friendly to them.

This is one of those things that I've wondered about, but never ever thought I would stumble across on Nation States. Wow.

For what it's worth, here's my take on the whole thing. I imagine that somewhere there must be another guy stuck in this same dilemma.

I tried shaving my pubes once, a couple years ago, and I really liked it, and have recently thought about doing it again, but... It's not as simple as asking my girlfriend how she feels about it, because I'm single, and it would be quite the tragedy to sabotage the next relationship I enter, by finding out (once the relationship has reached an appropriate level of intimacy for it to be discovered and or discussed.) that she is turned off and or freaked out, by me being shaved.

And so, I too am left sitting here wondering how the majority of women feel about it.

i like being shaved. it is more hygenic. as for the boy... whichever. i hate getting a mouthful of hair so he's at least gotta trim. cause ew. but my boy is a fairly hariy fellow and he'd look funny if he shaved just that... *shakes head*

The main topic of this thread has to deal with shaving of pu--c hairs for the matter of oral so--m-. Truly disgusting!



Shudders.



When will people learn.

...oral what-now?

...oral what-now?

What the city of sodom was destroyed for!

Remember that! God will smite all those who insult Him and incur His wrath!

Obviously, he doesn't approve of the subject matter of this thread. Rather than entering a flamewar of bashing each others beliefs, why not instead merely cut to the chase and say: If you don't like what is being said here, then don't read it. There are plenty of other threads to read, and other websites to visit. There is no reason why we can't coexist with mutual civility.

Okay, thank you. I've been warned, I'm prepared to take the smiting, your work here is done. Can the rest of us return to the topic now?

i like being shaved. it is more hygenic. as for the boy... whichever. i hate getting a mouthful of hair so he's at least gotta trim. cause ew. but my boy is a fairly hariy fellow and he'd look funny if he shaved just that... *shakes head*

I'm a fairly built guy...I shave my chest and back too...lol

I'm a fairly built guy...I shave my chest and back too...lol

I don't see a problem with shaving chest and back hair as I find it incredibly disgusting to have hair anywhere except the head, the legs, the arms, the armpits, and a certain area lower than the arms but not already mentioned in the above list.

I don't see a problem with shaving chest and back hair as I find it incredibly disgusting to have hair anywhere except the head, the legs, the arms, the armpits, and a certain area lower than the arms but not already mentioned in the above list.

nah...no one likes a bush...better to be shaven...for both parties. Besides...


...who doesn't like oral? :D

:D .......I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time.

:D .......I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time.

Everyone vote this thread a 5! People need to be more open about sexual things.

I don't see a problem with shaving chest and back hair as I find it incredibly disgusting to have hair anywhere except the head, the legs, the arms, the armpits, and a certain area lower than the arms but not already mentioned in the above list.

See, Ii'm not that hairy. No chest hair for me means one less thing I'd need to shave :p. Same as the back. And my armpits arn't hairy enough to need shaving.

My arm's arn't all that hairy, so I'll live. As for legs...well, I would, except I'm lazy. Same with the pubic hair.

Well, that and I'd rather NOT have a razor that close to my package xD

Pubic hair isn't ugly if properly trimmed. At least, that's my opinion.

What the city of sodom was destroyed for!

Remember that! God will smite all those who insult Him and incur His wrath!

Mmm, sodomy. :)

What the city of sodom was destroyed for!

Remember that! God will smite all those who insult Him and incur His wrath!


um. song of solomon talks about oral and there is nothing in the bible that forbids it.

We all like it....I think the Jews got it wrong. Why would God take that away from us, a little slice of heaven... :D

'Tis better to give than to receive.

'Tis better to give than to receive.

unless you've got a sore throat already...

*snickers*

What the city of sodom was destroyed for!

Remember that! God will smite all those who insult Him and incur His wrath!

That is funny. I have beaten the meat five times this week and I do not feel smitten...

The main topic of this thread has to deal with shaving of pu--c hairs for the matter of oral so--m-. Truly disgusting!.

Not as disgusting as a mouth full of pubes...

When will people learn.

I agree. When will the body facists learn to shut the hell up and let us get on with getting on with each other...

unless you've got a sore throat already...

*snickers*
Lol. Or a cold.

Personally, I use hedge trimmers

My god people! What is the matter with you?!

I can't believe how many posts in this thread deal with the inability to comprehend the subject ...

Okie ... here's a hint for everyone:

PENIS

VAGINA

PUBIC HAIR

TESTICLES

SCROTUM

They're not bad or ugly words, they are what the various objects are called.

Need it again? PENIS! Say it with me: PENIS!

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!

Jeezum Crow ... what are you people .... 12?

*collectively slaps the entire forum in one sweeping blow*

haha you said penis

well given that, i atleast, am used to forums that have language filters.

orgasm

how liberating...

orgasm

how liberating...

Damn skippy!



Anyway ... language filters? For words like "penis"? Yikes ...

Then again, I get a lot of flack for letting my 6 year old refer to hers as a "vagina" ... guess I should let her call it a "po-po" or some other non-medical cutsey term. Always astounds me when parents try so hard to teach their kids things like "eye", "ear", "nose", "chin", "arm", "hand", and so on and so on but gloss over anything that might be naughty. Then, when their kid gets a urinary tract infection, they can't tell the parent or the doctor what hurts.

My god people! What is the matter with you?!

I can't believe how many posts in this thread deal with the inability to comprehend the subject ...

Okie ... here's a hint for everyone:

PENIS

VAGINA

PUBIC HAIR

TESTICLES

SCROTUM

They're not bad or ugly words, they are what the various objects are called.

Need it again? PENIS! Say it with me: PENIS!

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!

Jeezum Crow ... what are you people .... 12?

*collectively slaps the entire forum in one sweeping blow*



Oh for crying out loud! Don't use those words!

...who doesn't like oral? :D

Anybody who doesn't want to burn in hell!

Oh for crying out loud! Don't use those words!

And what, pray tell, would you have me call a penis? :p

Damn skippy!



Anyway ... language filters? For words like "penis"? Yikes ...
Once I saw a language filter for the word "facial"...it was in a game and a frkiend of mine was saying something about "facial hair" and they bleeped it out :eek:

Then again, I get a lot of flack for letting my 6 year old refer to hers as a "vagina" ... guess I should let her call it a "po-po" or some other non-medical cutsey term. Always astounds me when parents try so hard to teach their kids things like "eye", "ear", "nose", "chin", "arm", "hand", and so on and so on but gloss over anything that might be naughty. Then, when their kid gets a urinary tract infection, they can't tell the parent or the doctor what hurts.
I was actually thinking about this earlier today. I can just imagine when I have children and I send them to school, the first week of kindergarten other moms will be calling me up angry that I use such vulgar terms...suggesting maybe "wee-wee" and ...actually I don't even know another word someone might want to use to refer to the female anatomy....all the nonmedical terms sound dirty to me...

As per the topic on hand, I've never been with a shaved guy, but I hear that it's more pleasurable for all involved parties. Besides, I've repeatedly refused to use honey until my honey shaves...it's just too messy....

And what, pray tell, would you have me call a penis? :p

Don't call it anything, don't talk about it.

I was hoping to bide my time while trying to get a second opinion form another Moderator on whether or not this topic is legal, but I can see that there's a risk of this blowing up into a flamewar about religion, morality, and sexuality.

Communist Mississippi: Discussions of whether or not oral sex is immoral are off-topic, here. Please start a separate topic to debate that (and keep in mind that the matter IS subject to debate). If you continue posting rants in this topic about how oral sex is immoral, then you will be issued an offical warning for topic hijacking.

Also keep in mind that what people my or may not discuss on the NationStates forums is determined solely by NationStates policy and Jolt policy, not by you.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
NationStates Game Moderator

Don't call it anything, don't talk about it.

What .... ignore it and it will go away?

Maybe you don't recognize the divinity in all of creation, but I do ... and my penis happens to be part of creation. Hard to make babies without it.

My god people! What is the matter with you?!

I can't believe how many posts in this thread deal with the inability to comprehend the subject ...

Okie ... here's a hint for everyone:

PENIS

VAGINA

PUBIC HAIR

TESTICLES

SCROTUM

They're not bad or ugly words, they are what the various objects are called.

Need it again? PENIS! Say it with me: PENIS!

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!

Jeezum Crow ... what are you people .... 12?

*collectively slaps the entire forum in one sweeping blow*

Vulva?

o man i dunno... its kinda nerve wracking for guys, but i would like my women to be as hairless as possible, when it comes to body hair.

well, i gues double standards are bad, so i should get started....

o man i dunno... its kinda nerve wracking for guys, but i would like my women to be as hairless as possible, when it comes to body hair.

well, i gues double standards are bad, so i should get started....

See, I wouldn't mind her having hair as long as it was nicely trimmed.

Uh huh.

Shaved.
29 on monday and never dated* a women who didnt prefer it.
especially for...well use your imagination kids read these forums.

A completely shaved package? I dunno, it'd look a bit like a dead chicken... Personally I keep the pubes in check with a trim every so often, partly as a hygeine issue, pubes on both sexes smell worse the more... abundant they are.

You see, you've gotta be conscientious about this, no-one likes a mouth full of pubes. So when a girl goes down on me I like to minimise that risk, and I expect the same from them. I don't like a completely shaved vagina, it's far too paedophilic for my liking. I wanna sleep with a woman, not a little girl. But as I said, keep it in check and I won't complain.

Like me, tastefully trimmed. ;)

An NC-17 warning has been posted on this topic due to the nature of the discussion.

Carry on.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation

An NC-17 warning has been posted on this topic due to the nature of the discussion.

Carry on.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
why? we are allowed to discuss shaving one's face or legs or armpits or back without an NC-17 rating, so why is shaving genitalia any different? it's body parts. we all have them. all children have something down there, so why on earth would we only want people over 17 to talk about those parts? shouldn't you, instead, post a suggestion that younger players in particular visit this thread, so they can receive more information BEFORE they become sexually active? shouldn't we encourage them to know MORE, not less, before they start experimenting for themselves? what's bad about them finding out what people like or don't like when betwixt the sheets? is it wrong for them to know ways to make sex more pleasurable?

i'm, frankly, baffled and a bit offended by the NC-17 rating for this thread. to me it is like putting an NC-17 rating on a thread about how to deal with body odor problems...what do you think will be accomplished?

though i suppose i should be happy with the rating because nothing is surer to attract young readers than putting such a lable on something :).

Thats a very good point I thought about it last night and then went to bed and I was completely shocked that anyone had answered I laughed through every page. I do thank the mods for leaving it on. Bottle does however make a very excellent point, the thought of something being "offlimits" absolutely attracts people to whatever it might be. Thats why most people drink less after they turn 21 (in the states) because its not a big deal anymore. Also people rarely start smoking after theyve turned eighteen.

Also mississippi, people are going to do it and speak of it. Infact isnt it in france where oral is encouraged to demote teen pregnancys. If you have kids that are older teenagers, I bet you that they would absolutely let someone do the "unspeakable" on them... and probably allready have. Does anyone dissagree.

Damn skippy!



Anyway ... language filters? For words like "penis"? Yikes ...

Then again, I get a lot of flack for letting my 6 year old refer to hers as a "vagina" ... guess I should let her call it a "po-po" or some other non-medical cutsey term. Always astounds me when parents try so hard to teach their kids things like "eye", "ear", "nose", "chin", "arm", "hand", and so on and so on but gloss over anything that might be naughty. Then, when their kid gets a urinary tract infection, they can't tell the parent or the doctor what hurts.


One time as a kid I was talking with some friends and one of them mentioned a "dick". I didn't know what that was, and told them. They proceeded to tease me, etc... for a while, until they said, "what do YOU call it?"

I calmly looked at them and replied, "A penis. Because that's what it is."

That was pretty much the end of the conversation. :)

Anybody who doesn't want to burn in hell!

I don't believe in your religion, so why would I give a flying fuck about what you think will land me in hell?

I think we're a little off topic here. Could we get back to the orginal topic? Ladies, what do YOU think of shaved men?

as a girl:

i don't think it is necessary for a guy to shave totally, though it certainly is nice if he does. trimming, however, is ESSENTIAL. nothing a gal enjoys less than getting a nose full of pubes when she tries to be...affectionate. the same goes for girls; whether you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, ladies, keep in mind that very few people have willy nelson fetishes, so trim accordingly.

a tip for shaving: soak a wash cloth in hot water and then hold it against your...area...for a few minutes before shaving. also, always use a fresh razor blade, and DO NOT shave against the grain no matter how much easier it would be. these tips will help persons of either gender avoid razor burn in very unhappy regions. remember, these are our friendly zones, so let us all be very friendly to them.

I totaly agree. I dont rely care if the girl is shaved or not as long as it´s trimed. But if she wants Oral it have to be shaved or else i wont do it. (Getting hair in the mouth aint exactly plessant.)

Btw dossent hair removal gells or creams work? I can image that it´s not rely an good shoise for girls (Whit risk of infection and soutsh) but for us guys have any one tried?

an other question do you guys rely have hair on your sacks? I have newer seen an guy whit hair on that! Sure around it there´s plenty but on it? And how the heck do you manage to shave that any way?

Let's just rename this thread the NC-17 thread.

an other question do you guys rely have hair on your sacks?

Yes. I do, at least.

I totaly agree. I dont rely care if the girl is shaved or not as long as it´s trimed. But if she wants Oral it have to be shaved or else i wont do it. (Getting hair in the mouth aint exactly plessant.)

Btw dossent hair removal gells or creams work? I can image that it´s not rely an good shoise for girls (Whit risk of infection and soutsh) but for us guys have any one tried?

an other question do you guys rely have hair on your sacks? I have newer seen an guy whit hair on that! Sure around it there´s plenty but on it? And how the heck do you manage to shave that any way?


how to shave it:
short answer- VERY carefully.
long answer- hot shower, a little shave gel, decent razor (probably not brand new, just a little broken in, maybe used 3 times on the face first or something)... takes a while and some practice to get all of it off. feels real nice in a mouth afterwards, though :p

Btw dossent hair removal gells or creams work? I can image that it´s not rely an good shoise for girls (Whit risk of infection and soutsh) but for us guys have any one tried?

for men, hair removal creams and products may sometimes be effective, though you need to use a product that specifically states it is for use on "sensitive areas." men can also try using products designed for the "bikini zone" on women, though this should (obviously) be done with extreme caution. try applying a product to a very small area at the base of the penis or on the scrotum to test for irritation or allergies before you apply it to the whole area.

however, women should NEVER use depilitory creams or products on the actual vulva. for the upper mound, the "muff" area you usually see if a nude woman is standing up with her feet apart at shoulder width, you can use hair removal products, but for the area that's actually between the legs you most certainly do NOT want to use any products. this is because the lips of the vagina are not only tender skin but have a very specific and critical chemical balance. hair removal products can do serious damage to this balace, leading to infections and permanent scarring of tissues. if any amount of product makes its way inside, the damage can be even worse.

for men, hair removal creams and products may sometimes be effective, though you need to use a product that specifically states it is for use on "sensitive areas." men can also try using products designed for the "bikini zone" on women, though this should (obviously) be done with extreme caution. try applying a product to a very small area at the base of the penis or on the scrotum to test for irritation or allergies before you apply it to the whole area.
Quite frankly, not even gonna take the chance there, even mild or minor irritation is more than I'm interested in in that area.

What the city of sodom was destroyed for!

Remember that! God will smite all those who insult Him and incur His wrath!
LOL!!!!

LOL!!!!!!

From a woman's point of view shave the sack and trim the rest.clippers work good for trimming and remember be very careful. I have shaved my husband before and parts inside move around so try to stretch the skin flat on the area that you are shaving.Take your time.Make sure to be in a well lit room so you can see what you are doing without making any mistakes.

I'm a guy, and as far as I'm concerned the less hair the better on women, besides on her head of course. Downstairs, as for shaving all but a little strip (to prove she is actually a woman and not a girl), in my opinion it makes about as much sense as shaving all of her under-arm hair except for a little strip, just to prove it can be grown. Not that a little strip bothers me, I just think it looks a little odd, and seems a little pointless. Besides if I wanted to feel fur rubbing against my mouth I'd kiss a man with a beard.

As for myself, I don't like hair on me either, and most girlfriends have seen it the same way. Legs and arms are no problems, but I don't like hair on my face. My underarms I cut with scissors, as the sweat smell takes a lot of washes to get out of long hair. I don't grow so much on my chest or stomach, so I generally leave that. I have shaved pubic hair in the past, but they are a pain when growing back through and cutting yourself hurts like Hell. I tend to pluck now. Doing it the first time took ages, but it's only like a 5 minute job everyday now to keep on top. I'd recommend it too, because it seriously DOESN'T hurt, contrary to what you would believe. Far less annoying than hair growing through. I would imagine waxing hurts though, as it's all done at once rather than one hair at a time.

From a woman's point of view shave the sack and trim the rest.clippers work good for trimming and remember be very careful. I have shaved my husband before and parts inside move around so try to stretch the skin flat on the area that you are shaving.Take your time.Make sure to be in a well lit room so you can see what you are doing without making any mistakes.Itching is a sonofabitch though.

Hopefully, I am soon gonna go down(haha, now that sounded a lill funny, didn't it?) and visit a female friend that lives kind of far away from me. Dunno if we will have any sex but I'll better be prepeared.

When single and not really expecting anything I keep my balls(hopefully not to offensive word?) unshaved, but when expecting or in a relation I'll have them shaved. As for the rest, I usually trim it when it gets long. Maybe I'd trim it more often in a relation.

As for how a woman should be. Well, she should trim it somewhat. I don't wanna se her pubics when she is wearing a bikini. Other then that, she can keep it however she wants, but if she insists on having it bushy she shouldn't expect to much oral pleasure. It's not to much fun having pubics stuck between your teeths! ;)

Agree with Bottle that I think giving this topic a warning is kind of not good. It's kind of like letting childrens parents deside wither or not thier childs should be going to classes that would contain sexual education. And that, I hope, is "compulsary" in the US in elementary/high school.

An NC-17 warning has been posted on this topic due to the nature of the discussion.


Now *that* would be a sweet title ...

Keruvalia
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During oral sex there are things that are easier for a girl to do if you are totally shaved, it requires a lot of working to maintain but if you have an experienced artist at work on you instead of some teenage slob* ;) ...or prude,
you will be a dedicated shaver.IMHO.

Been there, done that.

Way to fucking itchy.

I prefer my boyfriend shaved. Or at least nicely trimmed. Hair on a mans back, butt or underarms is just not attractive, but a little hair on the chest is ok. It is just practical though if there is no pubic hair :p
It is my decision if I want to shave, but my boyfriend won't "go down on me" if there is hair, so it get's removed every time I'm under the shower :rolleyes:

To sum up: Shave and have fun! :fluffle:

First of all, I'd like to congratulate the entire NS universe on this thread for being mature about it, and not forcing the Mods to tear it down.

However, I have to question the author's choice of placement for this discussion. Is NS really the best place for this kind of thread? I know the warning and all, but still...

First of all, I'd like to congratulate the entire NS universe on this thread for being mature about it, and not forcing the Mods to tear it down.

However, I have to question the author's choice of placement for this discussion. Is NS really the best place for this kind of thread? I know the warning and all, but still...

General
For discussion and debate about anything.

Why not? ;)

However, I have to question the author's choice of placement for this discussion. Is NS really the best place for this kind of thread? I know the warning and all, but still...
Think of the children!!

(yes, thats right, the children who are discussing this maturely.)

I think this is a very good place to ask this question. Nation States brings together a fairly wide cross section of people, with vastly different viewpoints, and opinions, it presents the opportunity to recieve data that most accuratly represnts the wide range of opinions out there.

Although I was suprised to see this topic here, I commend Freakin Sweet, for finding a neutral unbiased place to ask such a question, and further more, I am also impressed at the over all maturity with which this topic has been discussed. This is a great forum.

y'all are wicked hair fetishists.

i dont see any point in removing any hair from delicate parts, its just not worth the trouble. the damned stuff grows back too fast and you are doomed to constant hair removal.

leave it be and stop dating people who care more about a preconceived notion of how private parts should look than they do about YOU.

leave it be and stop dating people who care more about a preconceived notion of how private parts should look than they do about YOU.

HALLELUJAH! TESTIFY!

*waves hands in the air*


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

y'all are wicked hair fetishists.

i dont see any point in removing any hair from delicate parts, its just not worth the trouble. the damned stuff grows back too fast and you are doomed to constant hair removal.

leave it be and stop dating people who care more about a preconceived notion of how private parts should look than they do about YOU.

Agree that one shouldn't do a thing just because someone else wants you to. However, if you want to have oral sex and your partner says he/she wont do it unless <insert random reason here> it's up to you if it's worth fullfilling the reason or not.

leave it be and stop dating people who care more about a preconceived notion of how private parts should look than they do about YOU.

I dissagree, I see it as more of a grooming thing, that people do for a number of reasons, I just happen to think that it's more pleasurable for both parties. Maybe I'm just weird, that I find it pleasurable to make my partner happy.

Agree that one shouldn't do a thing just because someone else wants you to. However, if you want to have oral sex and your partner says he/she wont do it unless <insert random reason here> it's up to you if it's worth fullfilling the reason or not.
Using oral sex as a bargining chip = pretty low really.

leave it be and stop dating people who care more about a preconceived notion of how private parts should look than they do about YOU.
for me it's got nothing to do with "preconceived notions" or how private parts should look, it's about making oral sex something BOTH partners get maximum enjoyment from. i don't enjoy giving oral sex to a person (male or female) who fails to trim and clean themselves, because it is uncomfortable and (frankly) disgusting. since it is that person who will get the direct physical pleasure from the act, i think it is only fair of them to show consideration for the person providing pleasure by keeping clean and hair-controlled.

your comment is like telling people they have no right to expect their partner brush his/her teeth, since that would be giving in to preconceived notions of what mouths should look like. if you are going to kiss somebody, whether on the mouth or the genitals, you are absolutely right to ask for a certain level of hygene. some people can't stand kissing men with mustaches, and so they ask their partner to shave; that's not wrong, that's personal taste. if you are in a relationship, and promising to have no sexual contact with anybody else, then hopefully your partner will care enough about making you happy that he/she will be a bit accomodating. if you find that one of you isn't comfortable with changing, and the other can't deal with the status quo, then the relationship should probably break up. that's okay, and totally fair on part of both parties.

Can someone tell me how to shave properly? I'm hurting myself a bit, and the stubble kinda pokes and chafes like crazy.

Im a guy btw

My girl usually keeps 'erself shaved, if not trimmed. I've asked her how she feels about males, says she doesn't care, but I keep it trimmed anyways..I feel that if she does, so should I. Fair's fair,ne?

... I would imagine waxing hurts though, as it's all done at once rather than one hair at a time.

You actually "sugar" the pubic area rather than wax it (true also of the underarms). And you don't rip it all at once like you do the legs. That's just... ouch. Not that sugaring doesn't hurt some, but it's not too bad and the luxury of not having to shave every freakin' day or so is very, very nice.

I used to think it was really weird and, for lack of better words, completely gay... then I tried it. With the exception of mild itching after a few days it's actually pretty great. I think of it this way, you keep the hair on top of your head groomed... why not everywhere else?

i've shaved and i look younger and when i feel i look younger i can get really get into the mood

I think as long as you feel comfortable shaving your pubic area, then it's an okay decision. I don't think there is anything wrong with it, and sometimes it's even sexy, as long as there is no harsh stubble.

Well that's all I'm gonna say about that!

[Moderator Edit - Cogitation] This topic is a frank discussion of a sexual matter. Those who are not comfortable discussing this subject are advised to leave the topic now.

Images of a sexual nature are not allowed under any circumstances. [/modedit]


baawa.. i think you're threadjacking here.

The number of these girls killed were very substatial. Their special assignment was mine clearance at the front lines.


http://www.irna.ir/occasion/basij78/

How about the Creator God's position on the Iranian clergy which counducted the War beginning in 1982 rejected professional military doctrine. This was because they felt God endorsed their struggle and because they had not professional military training. The lack of modern weapons was another factor here. One of the major tactics they adopted was "human-wave" attacks. Pasdaran forces and Basij volunteers as young as 9 years old were used to sweep pver over minefields and entrenched positions developed by the more professional Iraqi military. The Iranians lacked the equipment to breach Iraqi minefields and having realtively few few tanks did not want to put them at rusk. The Iranian clergy this relied heavily on human-wave tatics, often involving children who were apparently considered expendable. One East European journalist reports seeing "tens of thousands of children, roped together in groups of about 20 to prevent the faint-hearted from deserting, make such an attack." A HBC reader writes, "Not only Iranian boys were sent against the Iraqi possitions, but also a large number of girls. The Mullahs who stayed safely in the mosques told the children that they would go to paradise. For the Mullahs girls were of little consequence." A reader reports, "I remember television and newspaperreports at the time. Before going to her sacrifice, the Mullahs gave the children a paradise key as a symbol of martyrdom . The number of these girls killed were very substatial. Their special assignment was mine clearance at the front lines. The boys were more commonly used in human wave assaults on Iraqi positions."
http://histclo.hispeed.com/essay/war/iraq/war-iiw.html

















What are your thoughts on men being shaved... *whisper*sexxualy*whisper*?? I got really bored one time and tried it and I actually like it alot. Do girls?? Is waxing easier?? I leave my happy trail cause I like it.

And for guys thinking about trying it, its almost horrible the first time, because its so hard to shave off so much you get annoyed and will probably get razor burn.

OH!! and shaving your balls feels SOOOOOO freaking good. Even if you dont shave everything I suggest shaving your balls you have to try it atleast once.


The number of these girls killed were very substatial. Their special assignment was mine clearance at the front lines.


http://www.irna.ir/occasion/basij78/

How about the Creator God's position on the Iranian clergy which counducted the War beginning in 1982 rejected professional military doctrine. This was because they felt God endorsed their struggle and because they had not professional military training. The lack of modern weapons was another factor here. One of the major tactics they adopted was "human-wave" attacks. Pasdaran forces and Basij volunteers as young as 9 years old were used to sweep pver over minefields and entrenched positions developed by the more professional Iraqi military. The Iranians lacked the equipment to breach Iraqi minefields and having realtively few few tanks did not want to put them at rusk. The Iranian clergy this relied heavily on human-wave tatics, often involving children who were apparently considered expendable. One East European journalist reports seeing "tens of thousands of children, roped together in groups of about 20 to prevent the faint-hearted from deserting, make such an attack." A HBC reader writes, "Not only Iranian boys were sent against the Iraqi possitions, but also a large number of girls. The Mullahs who stayed safely in the mosques told the children that they would go to paradise. For the Mullahs girls were of little consequence." A reader reports, "I remember television and newspaperreports at the time. Before going to her sacrifice, the Mullahs gave the children a paradise key as a symbol of martyrdom . The number of these girls killed were very substatial. Their special assignment was mine clearance at the front lines. The boys were more commonly used in human wave assaults on Iraqi positions."
http://histclo.hispeed.com/essay/war/iraq/war-iiw.html

Eh, don't know if I'm off topic here, but I wanna rant a little hm?
By the way I'm a Roman Catholic keep that in mind.

When it comes to the naked body, there is nothing to be ashamed off, the Lord, if you believe in him, wanted us to be naked unashamed of who we are. Nothing is wrong with the naked body, it's what you do with it that counts.

And when it comes to the words penis, vagina, blah blah, it's how we interpret them no? So if vagina meant day, I could say "I had a good vagina today." Eh, call me a bleeding heart liberal even though I'm moderate, but it's truuuuuuuuuuue.

What did you do, wrong thread i believe. That or I didnt get it which could be true.

What did you do, wrong thread i believe. That or I didnt get it which could be true.

I'm refferring to CM's ranting, oh and all of it is true.

And what, pray tell, would you have me call a penis? :p

please refer to the relevant Monty Python song for huge choice :D

why? we are allowed to discuss shaving one's face or legs or armpits or back without an NC-17 rating, so why is shaving genitalia any different? shouldn't we encourage them to know MORE, not less, before they start experimenting for themselves? what's bad about them finding out what people like or don't like when betwixt the sheets? is it wrong for them to know ways to make sex more pleasurable?

i'm, frankly, baffled and a bit offended by the NC-17 rating for this thread. to me it is like putting an NC-17 rating on a thread about how to deal with body odor problems...what do you think will be accomplished?


*Cheers loudly*

Good on ya Bottle. It's an indictement on our society that while teenage pregnancies are higher than ever (in the UK they are the highest in Europe) there is a Victorian prudeishness surrounding topics of this nature.

Kids need to know more, not less. Hell, i've learned things from NS threads! (thanks guys)

sorry...ranting again...back to topic...shaving. Nooooooooooooo...i don't want my man shaved. I kinda like being tickled :D

Come to think of it...i don't even like underarm hair shaved...on either sex. It looks...unadult.

The only time i was shaved was in hospital...ugh! the itching was unbearable when new growth started...

Each to their own...as long as it increases overall pleasure that's what matters...and if you're shaved and your new partner isn't keen, it'll grow again.

Hmm... I don't like backhair, a little chest hair is ok - and I love "happy trails". I like pubic hair until the point where I have to actually stick my face down there and.. do stuff. Hair in mouth = not cool.

I really hate it when people try to use the Bible in their arguments and then misinterpret it and use the wrong passages towards any given situation. Take Communist Missippi for example. Sodom and Gomorrah (Just for reference, this is not the actual city names but names given at a later date) were destroyed due to the violence, rape, molestation, prostitiution etc - not homosexuality.

The number of these girls killed were very substatial. Their special assignment was mine clearance at the front lines.


http://www.irna.ir/occasion/basij78/

How about the Creator God's position on the Iranian clergy which counducted the War beginning in 1982 rejected professional military doctrine. This was because they felt God endorsed their struggle and because they had not professional military training. The lack of modern weapons was another factor here. One of the major tactics they adopted was "human-wave" attacks. Pasdaran forces and Basij volunteers as young as 9 years old were used to sweep pver over minefields and entrenched positions developed by the more professional Iraqi military. The Iranians lacked the equipment to breach Iraqi minefields and having realtively few few tanks did not want to put them at rusk. The Iranian clergy this relied heavily on human-wave tatics, often involving children who were apparently considered expendable. One East European journalist reports seeing "tens of thousands of children, roped together in groups of about 20 to prevent the faint-hearted from deserting, make such an attack." A HBC reader writes, "Not only Iranian boys were sent against the Iraqi possitions, but also a large number of girls. The Mullahs who stayed safely in the mosques told the children that they would go to paradise. For the Mullahs girls were of little consequence." A reader reports, "I remember television and newspaperreports at the time. Before going to her sacrifice, the Mullahs gave the children a paradise key as a symbol of martyrdom . The number of these girls killed were very substatial. Their special assignment was mine clearance at the front lines. The boys were more commonly used in human wave assaults on Iraqi positions."
http://histclo.hispeed.com/essay/war/iraq/war-iiw.html

What do you all think about blowing up pussy ? Did the Iranians use little girls wisely clearing mine fields? How long will it be before they doit again ? HA HA HA !!!

Doesn't FtH deserve a warning? He has started another thread with that content and now posted the same stuff in this thread. Twice. I clearly see that as an attemt to hijack the thread.

My girlfriend says that pubic hair is sexy.


hahahaha, true.

wait, not my girlfriend to your pubic hair. oh gosh, I am confused.

Your all idiots for even going along with this nonsense.

Sodom and Gomorrah (Just for reference, this is not the actual city names but names given at a later date) were destroyed due to the violence, rape, molestation, prostitiution etc - not homosexuality.
sodomy != homosexuality
(!= is a JAVA reference, meaning not equal to)
Sodomy is sex between any two (or more) people not involing sex organ to sex organ contact (oral, anal, etc.). I think you have a misconception as sodomy is praticed by homosexuals more often than actual sex is. (And I'm not quite sure actual sex is even possible for two guys, nor would i care to know.)
...There's my two bits

Also shaving (or at least trimming) makes it look a little bigger I think.

And don't worry about CM hijacking the thread, he does it all the time, just ignore him. Oppressive people bug me too, thats why I ignore them.

And don't worry about CM hijacking the thread, he does it all the time, just ignore him. Oppressive people bug me too, thats why I ignore them.

it's not CM i was refering to.

i am always completely shaved and I love it and so does my girlfriend and anyone else we invite into our bedroom

i shave and only go out with women who are also completly bald, i love the slapping sound, its so much better without all that hair to get in the way of the sensory receptors.

i'd like to have it all waxed, but im not sure how cool id feel if i went into a place and either asked for the stuff to do it, or to have it done if it was a hot girl behind the counter - i get a little nervous when a girl sees the tackle for the first time too - the reactions really vary.

:D

Lascivious, what are the reacions you get? I've been thinking about shaving, but have been nervous about what women would think. I think it would be helpful not only to myself, but all the other guys out there considering going smooth, to know what to expect.

How long does hair stay away if you wax?? And has anyone tried that veet shaveless razor thing, they play commercials for it as of recently.

I have never really tried it...how long does it take for it to grow back??

Lascivious, what are the reacions you get? I've been thinking about shaving, but have been nervous about what women would think. I think it would be helpful not only to myself, but all the other guys out there considering going smooth, to know what to expect.


The reactions range all the way fom very accepting, to shy and aprehensive, to freaked out (they usually come around), but the ones that freak out only do so because they think at first it is a sign that you are all about sex and not them, that you are a little more permiscuous than they would have you be, or that perhaps you are a little more sexually experimental than they would like a man. These fears are quickly calmed when the realize how much better it really is for both (or all) as the case my have it.

I have never really tried it...how long does it take for it to grow back??


well i have to shave around every four days, but im going to wax soon because apparently it does last a fair deal longer. The thing with shaving is the stubble, which comes back quite soon, and is really a nuissance (read: chaffing) I really would like to ask a girl about the benefits of wax over shaving as that seems to be the trend there but thats where my own aprehension takes over, how do you ask a girl about grooming that area.

seems a bit of a weird thing to do for me.

No i don't know, but it would be an awkward momnet if u just shaved and your girlfriend was applaed by it. I have never really thought about shaving until now. When do you know when to trim?? Isnt it true to shave downward to the ground than up towards your face??

well, i do because its going with the grain not against, i tried the other way to get a closer shave, worst bloody razor burn of my life. there are also of cousre some tricky spots too, and you also have to consider if you are very hairy as i am how far away you wish to shave in that region (i not a wolly mammoth or anything but im sure all of us have leg hair to a certain extent, thats where it gets to be an art-form, my last girlfriend helped me with that one and i have followed the pattern she set ever since, seems to be working!!

Thanks Lascivious. It's good to know what reactions to expect. It sounds like overall, the reactions you got were positive, or at least they quickly came around to the idea. I find that encouraging. Now, I've just got to work up the nerve to actually try it.

good luck soldier.

Less hair, the better. I have shaved my man's personal area, and I personally prefer it from now on.

Any type of sex should have an aesthic value. Basically, anything that looks pleasing adds to the overall experience. It just depends what it is that you find appealing. Personally I think I'd look ridiculous with shaved privates, like a trussed up turkey...

But you gotta keep 'em in check, nicely trimmed, it shows you care (about hygeine as much as anything else).

My last girlfriend had.. normal pubic hair, and that wasn't even an issue for me, not even when I went down there! For me a certain quantity of hair is pleasing both aesthictically and sensually. I just don't want me or anyone I'm with to look too much like a porn star, 'cos - for me - that's fake, and I don't want to think that what we're doing is fake in any way. Call me old fashioned...

But, y'know, whatever floats your boats... ;)

The Dude Who Started This Thread Is A Freak.
Douche Bag Why The Hell Would You Start A Thread Like This In The Ns Forum?

Please, no flaming.

My man surprised me once with a bald patch. He is quite slim and has very little body hair. I kept getting visions of a ten year old pre-pubescent boy. NOT NICE! So I suggested just a testes shave for future. Works much better and he retains his masculinity.... mmmmm wonder when he'll be back from work????

well, guys in the porn business shave because 1. it looks cleaner and 2. it makes it all look bigger. i learned that from queer eye for the straight guy. informative, eh?

i guess i would say that i would prefer a shaved guy? in terms of aesthetics.

I didnt know it made it look bigger, if u shave it how long does it take to come back like it was before??

I didnt know it made it look bigger, if u shave it how long does it take to come back like it was before??

how would i know? i'm a girl.

I didnt know it made it look bigger, if u shave it how long does it take to come back like it was before??
by guess, slightly more time than it takes to come back on your face

well, guys in the porn business shave because 1. it looks cleaner and 2. it makes it all look bigger. i learned that from queer eye for the straight guy. informative, eh?

i guess i would say that i would prefer a shaved guy? in terms of aesthetics.

I wasn't asking why porn stars do it... (Oh, and did you see that South Park epidode about Queer Guy? Veh funneh...)
And was your last phrase a question or a statement? 'Cos, God help me, I'm stuck here...

Note to self: hotlink Rules of English Grammar page at some point. The world evidently needs me.

Is it true that if u shave it comes back thicker, heavier, and darker??

I wasn't asking why porn stars do it... (Oh, and did you see that South Park epidode about Queer Guy? Veh funneh...)
And was your last phrase a question or a statement? 'Cos, God help me, I'm stuck here...

Note to self: hotlink Rules of English Grammar page at some point. The world evidently needs me.

the question mark indicates apart from not caring, i am not entirely sure. and your name could use some rules of english spelling. it offends me, and gives me seizures.
bother someone else if you have grammar beefs. i spell correctly, punctuate correctly, and use apostrophes correctly. god knows most people here don't, so go bug them.

lets stay on topic... Anyways, does anyone know the answer to my question??

the question mark indicates apart from not caring, i am not entirely sure. and your name could use some rules of english spelling. it offends me, and gives me seizures.
bother someone else if you have grammar beefs. i spell correctly, punctuate correctly, and use apostrophes correctly. god knows most people here don't, so go bug them.
No, I'm sorry... What was the phrase in question? "i guess i would say that i would prefer a shaved guy?" Your claim to know English is not convincing.

Puntuation: no appropriate capitalisation, incorrect use of question mark.
Grammar: three conditional clauses in a row, and if that weren't enough - with no separation at all! That wouldn't stand up in court...

But wait! Excuse me for my username. It is the name of my nation, and is a (quite sharp IMHO) play on East Asian place names. If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out. Or wait until your opinion is asked for, one or the other...

My boyfriend and I both shave our pubic hair, very tricky to do but it is work it, makes it more sensitive and less gagging on a hair. Even if we didn't do oral, it still feels nice when doing it the normal way.

To Jimmy- So far we haven't noticed it growing in any thicker or such.

No, I'm sorry... What was the phrase in question? "i guess i would say that i would prefer a shaved guy?" Your claim to know English is not convincing.

Puntuation: no appropriate capitalisation, incorrect use of question mark.
Grammar: three conditional clauses in a row, and if that weren't enough - with no separation at all! That wouldn't stand up in court...

But wait! Excuse me for my username. It is the name of my nation, and is a (quite sharp IMHO) play on East Asian place names. If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out. Or wait until your opinion is asked for, one or the other...


uh oh, look out, it's captain english! i dare you to write a better timed write than me. i dare you. in ap english last year nearly every single essay i wrote received a 9. and i ended up with a grand total of 104%-after i hadn't done my homework for A MONTH! that should tell you something.

oh, and i'm sorry, it's not puntuation, it's punctuation. learn how to spell-or at least copy and paste. if that's not beyond you, that is.

Now can u jsut go shave it, or should u trim it first before shaving?? When did u first start shaving it?

Message originally posted by Kernlandia
uh oh, look out, it's captain english! Should be capitalised. i dare you to write a better timed write than me. i dare you. Again, should be capitalised. in ap english last year nearly every single essay i wrote received a 9. Capitalisation, concentrate! and i ended up with a grand total of 104%-after i hadn't done my homework for A MONTH! that should tell you something. See me after class.

oh, and i'm sorry, it's not puntuation, it's punctuation. learn how to spell-or at least copy and paste. if that's not beyond you, that is. Jumping on typos is pretty low, to err is human, etc...

uh oh, look out, it's captain english! Should be capitalised. i dare you to write a better timed write than me. i dare you. Again, should be capitalised. in ap english last year nearly every single essay i wrote received a 9. Capitalisation, concentrate! and i ended up with a grand total of 104%-after i hadn't done my homework for A MONTH! that should tell you something. See me after class.

oh, and i'm sorry, it's not puntuation, it's punctuation. learn how to spell-or at least copy and paste. if that's not beyond you, that is. Jumping on typos are pretty low, to err is human, etc...

oh, excuse me, i didn't know you were wearing the sassypants today.

and the only reason i would see you after class is if you're good-looking and not over 25.

Jumping on typos are pretty low, to err is human, etc...

yeah, it sure are. oops, i guess that was a typo from you too. because 'is' and 'are' are really easy to misspell on a keyboard. they're so similar, you know?

Ok, guys keep the topic to shaving not grammer!

and the only reason i would see you after class is if you're good-looking and not over 25.
I do fit both of those criteria. :)

I do fit both of those criteria. :)

want to send me a picture and we can proceed from there?

and how old are you, anyway?

Awww..they hate each other yet curious to find out each other!

Awww..they hate each other yet curious to find out each other!

i find it hard to get worked up about anyone who is an asshole on the internet. i spar, but it doesn't have anger behind it. and i am curious, because i like good-looking people.

want to send me a picture and we can proceed from there?

and how old are you, anyway?
I'm twenty.
No pics, sorry. But I can direct you to my stupid paintmash shoebox thing: http://groups.msn.com/QuiverGraphics/shoebox.msnw

And, the 'are' thing was unintentional, I'm actually quite stoned... 8)

And to everyone: YES it's grows back thicker, YES it itches, read all the other posts for redundant question avoidance.

I'm twenty.
No pics, sorry. But I can direct you to my stupid paintmash shoebox thing: http://groups.msn.com/QuiverGraphics/shoebox.msnw

And, the 'are' thing was unintentional, I'm actually quite stoned... 8)

And to everyone: YES it's grows back thicker, YES it itches, read all the other posts for redundant question avoidance.
no pictures? bummeration. and that's ms paint, right? you should invest in photoshop, it's worlds of fun.

well, i'm inspired. shaving it will be. but i wouldn't hold it against a guy who was unshaven. then again, grossness comes into it too. about the NC-17 warning? i barely noticed it first of all, and second, didn't stop me (despite my tender years). I think it would be nice to have people recognize that someone's age doesn't directly equal their maturity. also, congrats on the post, it's a good one.

well, i'm inspired. shaving it will be. but i wouldn't hold it against a guy who was unshaven. then again, grossness comes into it too. about the NC-17 warning? i barely noticed it first of all, and second, didn't stop me (despite my tender years). I think it would be nice to have people recognize that someone's age doesn't directly equal their maturity. also, congrats on the post, it's a good one.

ha. the nc-17 warning was what got me in here.

no pictures? bummeration. and that's ms paint, right? you should invest in photoshop, it's worlds of fun.
I know, it - just - won't - finish - downloading...! (I'm getting it the naughty way.)

I'm only a part-time asshole anyway. Or, if you like, a Sebadoh asshole, not a Limp Bizkit asshole, or something.

Oh, and if it's any help, my ex said I look like Ashton Kutcher. But without the predelection of dating women 15 years my senior, obviously.

I know, it - just - won't - finish - downloading...! (I'm getting it the naughty way.)

I'm only a part-time asshole anyway. Or, if you like, a Sebadoh asshole, not a Limp Bizkit asshole, or something.

Oh, and if it's any help, my ex said I look like Ashton Kutcher. But without the predelection of dating women 15 years my senior, obviously.

sebadoh, eh? good band, good band. and i'm glad you don't have the older women thing going on...

sebadoh, eh? good band, good band. and i'm glad you don't have the older women thing going on...
hey demi moore doesnt look that bad...

hey demi moore doesnt look that bad...

no, she's quite nice for over 40. but in this context the fact that he does not like older women is happy-making.

So the female consensus is that guys should atleast trim it, and shave the ball sack...

Forgive the innocent question of a Virgin who's never shaved or trimmed, but: How on earth do you shave your Ball Sack?!? :eek:

the thought of it horrifies me, I can just imagine blood (and god knows what else) spraying everywhere!

This is difficult to say without being grotesquely graphic (so cover your eyes) but... unless I'm anatomically malformed in some way I can't see it working... the hairs are... well... the skin sticks up around the base of the hair - surely this bit would slice off easily? :(

evilgnomes, this one's for you.

how to shave your sack

step one: gather supplies
needed- razor (preferably still sharp, but not brand new. use on your face a few times first) Mach III is good, good shave cream or gel (foam is bad, go with a creamy one), hot shower, plain bar of soap

step two: take shower
get your whole body nice and clean. hot water is good. skin relaxes when it's warm.

step three: soap
soap up your balls. do not rinse.

step four: shave cream
apply directly over soap. get anything you think you might shave lathered up. wash hands clean in the water you still have running (make sure it's not aimed anywhere near where you're shaving, but is within reach)
sitting down is good if there's somewhere safe to do it. anywhere slippery, and you're better off standing. if you have a bench or something in your shower, lucky sir, use it. sitting on the tub floor works too.

step five: shaving
hold the scrotum firmly, pulling it away. start just above where the penis goes into the sack (underside) and shave down, towards your legs. make sure you never shave skin that isn't pulled smooth and taut. you can practice pulling skin smooth when you're not soaped up, as it might not be easy.
work your way around slowly, finding hairs and shaving them off. gentle touch, and don't worry too much about cutting yourself- the hairs are generally soft, and not too close together. there shouldn't be much, if any, friction involved. get the whole sack as clean of hair as possible.

step six: rinse
step back into the shower, rinse everything off. use soap to wash anywhere you shaved. rinse again. now, check for stray hairs.

step seven: strays
hot water and a little soap, not so it's bubbly. your balls should be very soft by now. shave off any hairs you find. probably many by your dissection line, right down the middle of your scrotum. it's the wrinkliest part, and most often has hair. be patient here, and you won't have any cuts.

if you like, check the next day. you'll probably find a few hairs. use a good after-shave lotion, not the pure alcohol stuff that burns. one of the soothing creams is good.

enjoy your new toys.

OH!! and shaving your balls feels SOOOOOO freaking good. Even if you dont shave everything I suggest shaving your balls you have to try it atleast once.

Oh man. I read that 5 minutes ago and i'm still laughing.

i am always completely shaved and I love it and so does my girlfriend and anyone else we invite into our bedroom

You dog you! :D

for the girls..

shaving is easy. makes oral alot more intense. pretty much follow the same directions posted above in one of the previous posts.....just trim most of the hair first w/ scissors first so there's not much there to shave off in the shower and won't clog up your razor so much. waxing is also an option...it would hurt like hell for awhile..but if ya think about it....if you've been doing your eyebrows long enough, they probably don't hurt anymore. ;)

Oh, and if it's any help, my ex said I look like Ashton Kutcher. But without the predelection of dating women 15 years my senior, obviously.


It's predilection.

OWNED!

Decades of advanced technology and thousands of dollars of hardware and you use it to discuss genitalia shaving. Amazing. Simply amazing.

Decades of advanced technology and thousands of dollars of hardware and you use it to discuss genitalia shaving. Amazing. Simply amazing.

You would prefer maybe if we discussed it in person? There is no other medium i which we can discuss this so freely with so many people, atleast none that I'd be comfortable at.

You would prefer maybe if we discussed it in person? There is no other medium i which we can discuss this so freely with so many people, atleast none that I'd be comfortable at.

How about a conference? Get together with all your fellow intellectuals and discuss the rudimentaries, advanced tactics and philosophies of genitalia shaving. Your interests are so fascinating, I'm sure it would be a hit.

How about a conference? Get together with all your fellow intellectuals and discuss the rudimentaries, advanced tactics and philosophies of genitalia shaving. Your interests are so fascinating, I'm sure it would be a hit.

but we are having a conference, and it is a hit, and it's much cheaper on the air fares.

I thought Allegheri's post on how-to was most informative :), and there was even a female poster who made sure the ladies weren't left out.
anyway if it's so boring then please refer to the conversation earlier with the religeous extremist who was telling us we would all go to hell - i.e. bugger off :mad:

F*ck you all! Damn these degerates to HELL! Whoever the f*ck started this thread must have nothing f*ckin' better to do!

If a man sticks a blade that close to his genitals he might consider a f*ckin' castration!

Dude, chill.

Oooh! A sex thread! What did I miss?

haha you said penis
OEMGLOLZ!!1


One time as a kid I was talking with some friends and one of them mentioned a "dick". I didn't know what that was, and told them. They proceeded to tease me, etc... for a while, until they said, "what do YOU call it?"

I calmly looked at them and replied, "A penis. Because that's what it is."


Last year in college. (Yes, college, not even junior high, some people are so repressed and immature *sigh*) some classmates, female and male were talking and the subject popped up. "What do you call yours?". They wouldn't believe me when I just said "dick" or sth.
So I made some things up. "I call it Nazi. Proudly salutes every morning with his shiny helmet on, ready to end millions of lives." * To add insult to injury I continued: "Or Jesus. Lots of hair, hangs on crotch all day, always ready for a resurrection."

Then those immature bastards dared call me a pervert.


*stole that from a stand-up comedian actually.


Back on topic, I saw this on another forum where I lurk. Turns out women like it when men trim. Not neccessarily balding everything, just enough to prevent your girl from having an instant mustach when she goes down on you.

Nothing sharp is going anywhere near my genitals. Ever.

That is funny. I have beaten the meat five times this week and I do not feel smitten...

Smote! you don't feel smote! If you were to feel "smitten" after beating off, it would be kinda sad...no very sad.

F*ck you all! Damn these degerates to HELL! Whoever the f*ck started this thread must have nothing f*ckin' better to do!

If a man sticks a blade that close to his genitals he might consider a f*ckin' castration!

I think my sarcasm was wasted this morning.

For once, I agree with the religous person. If you had these conservations in a club you'd probably be asked to leave.

want to send me a picture and we can proceed from there?
Ah, actually I found this this afternoon. I forgot my band had a website. It's so crap I'm not even going to link it, Rob - the guy who does it - is rubbish. In the nicest possible way of course.

Anyway:
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgCtAhsY2d1EsPRfqu*I9xfW44TVtCa27rkIOxvWnc4Mf6P2nW6840LwrsdgHFrC5QBa6EU0IvbaDIRcqh3Wxe3fjMzgn*uAsaK kh2kob6pXyAObfpadWQ/chrisbuzz.JPG

dude if you can cut off your dick with a face razor... your dick must be about as thin as a hair, those blades are so small they cant fit much else in them.

So well go to herll for personal hyeine but not for cussing like a nazi??

I call mine a woohoo dilly, I dont know why and im not going to appologize.

I show mine off so much I call it public hair now, but I keep it trimmed.

wanna see? :p :D

Oh, and ladies, you gotta be at least trimmed if you want me putting MY face near it. :)

Enjoy!

don't y'all love people who come into a thread just to basht eh people posting there?

if you don't want a "frank discussion" of seuxal matters.. leave. noone's making you shave anything. noone's making you use whatever it is you have down there. you don't even have to take the shrink-wrap off.

Think about it this way... You start with a wooly mammoth. Thats a rather respectable animal. And when your done you end up with a plucked chicken.

Just call me wooly!

don't y'all love people who come into a thread just to basht eh people posting there?

if you don't want a "frank discussion" of seuxal matters.. leave. noone's making you shave anything. noone's making you use whatever it is you have down there. you don't even have to take the shrink-wrap off.

Agreed. they must be liberals, and we must be forcing it down there throat because they made the choice to click here. :D

That's it. I'm sold. I'm gonna shave my scrot tonight.

Agreed. they must be liberals, and we must be forcing it down there throat because they made the choice to click here. :D
Funny, they seemed to me to be alot more like conservatives, what with the intolerance, bigotry and stupidity and whatnot... :)

Funny, they seemed to me to be alot more like conservatives, what with the intolerance, bigotry and stupidity and whatnot... :)


touch 'o the sarcasm, no?

to those of you troubled by the contents of this thread, i say this:

i'm fairly confident you don't need to worry about whether your genitals are shaved, trimmed, or have never had the touch of scissors anywhere closer than your head. i'm confident because your wives or husbands no doubt do not go near those areas except for the sacred act of procreation.

may all your bushy, conservative days be pleasant and oral-sex free.

touch 'o the sarcasm, no?

to those of you troubled by the contents of this thread, i say this:

i'm fairly confident you don't need to worry about whether your genitals are shaved, trimmed, or have never had the touch of scissors anywhere closer than your head. i'm confident because your wives or husbands no doubt do not go near those areas except for the sacred act of procreation.

may all your bushy, conservative days be pleasant and oral-sex free.
*giggle*

everyone should shave it makes (guys) appear bigger and oh mymy does it feel better plus u dont git hair stuck in ur mouth

everyone should shave it makes (guys) appear bigger and oh mymy does it feel better plus u dont git hair stuck in ur mouth

... This sounds like you're trying to give yourself oral.

Shaving down there? Shouldn't it be a personal choice? If I sound lame, I'm sorry, since I'm totally inexperienced (not inept, for now. lol) as reguards sex. I'd only shave if my girlfriend/lover (/wife some day) asked me to try (if she expected, then that's another can of worms altogether).
What would I expect of her? It's her choice at the end of the day. Though the idea of her being totally shaven is a turn on.

[Moderator don't get ticked off. lol]

I should try shaving, if it makes the man bigger!lol

I think my sarcasm was wasted this morning.

For once, I agree with the religous person. If you had these conservations in a club you'd probably be asked to leave.

so we'll whisper then.

i heard oral sex is promoted as an alternative to actual sex, since oral sex doesnt impregnate anyone.

And can someone please tell me how to shave it properly? Although i doubt the girl i'm shaving it for is worth it...

ah, last thread on the list. must save from death...

With courage gained from reading this thread, I gave myself a close trim last night, and shaved my balls. I must say, it feels wonderful. For any of you guys out there considering it, definatly give it a try. I imagine that the only thing that could feel better would be to go the rest of the way and do a full shave, but that will take a bit more courage.

By the way, it does make it look just a little bit bigger.

Thanks everyone for your thoughts, and answers. I don't think I could have done it without the information from this message thread.

i heard oral sex is promoted as an alternative to actual sex, since oral sex doesnt impregnate anyone.

And can someone please tell me how to shave it properly? Although i doubt the girl i'm shaving it for is worth it...


The point of sex is procreation, so oral sex has no real point and is meaningless.

Well sex is also fun. Do you only have sex inorder to make more kids?? Cause that would suck. If your married and your having wet dreams cause your nuts are getting to full then thats sad. Id say that theres a reason that sex feels good. If it were only to have kids then why do we have clits and g spots?? Or did you not know about that.

We can't let this thread die. I don't think we've heard from nearly enough ladies out there. Come on, post your opinion, we wont bite.

Right, you want to hear from more ladies. So...

Upthread, somewhere, someone mentioned The Vagina Monologes. Go see it. Better yet, take your girl/woman/wife and see it, and then ask her about the things you didn't get.

One of the monologes is about why a woman wouldn't want to shave, esp. if her man didn't. Pretty much already been said: don't want to look like a liitle girl, iches, fluff is a buffer.

Trimed is nice.

I've been awake for nearly 24 hours now, and in 30 min I'm going to work. What fun...

Too - much - espresso...

Anyway, Dolvich, man what clubs do you go to? If you mean nightclub, I think I can speak for most over-18s (and over-21s if you're in the US) when I say that me and my friends have spoken loudly and at great length about much worse stuff than this... (In fact, there's this one club in London where pretty much the activity we're talking about goes on in the toliets. They don't even bother putting male and female signs on the doors anymore... Not that it's condoned, they probably would get thrown out if caught! )

And the stuff about hair on girls acting as a buffer is true, apparently it rubs and chafes if a girl is hairless, according to my last g/f.

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And the stuff about hair on girls acting as a buffer is true, apparently it rubs and chafes if a girl is hairless, according to my last g/f.

Well, I think hair acts as a buffer - in that it keeps my balls from stickin to my leg...I was at work all day with my legs spread...it's terrible....

I stumbled across a website that sort of pertains to this discussion. Now be forewarned, it is political, and I don't want to start a debate here, I just wanted to share the novelty of the idea. http://bushisbad.us is a site where people protest President Bush, by shaving their own bush. I just thought it was the most creative political statement I've heard all year, and thought I'd share it with you guys.

I just want to thank everyone for making this thread possible. I read the whole thing through, from the first post, and it took me about forty-five mintues. And I LOVED IT! :p

Just to add my two cents, trimmed is a definite plus in regards to both hygeine and pleasure. Shaved (only tried it briefly) is kinda cool -- certainly worth a shot if you're willing to try something different.

And can you imagine living like some of these religious frea-- erm, people?! Sex is only for the purpose of procreation?! Gimme a break! Have fun, have an open-mind, and ENJOY LIFE! You only live once, dammit! :D

I just want to thank everyone for making this thread possible. I read the whole thing through, from the first post, and it took me about forty-five mintues. And I LOVED IT!

Just to add my two cents, trimmed is a definite plus in regards to both hygeine and pleasure. Shaved (only tried it briefly) is kinda cool -- certainly worth a shot if you're willing to try something different.

And can you imagine living like some of these religious frea-- erm, people?! Sex is only for the purpose of procreation?! Gimme a break! Have fun, have an open-mind, and ENJOY LIFE! You only live once, dammit!

I completely agree. :D
Hmm, I enjoy being trimmed, just because I like the feeling. Don't know about other women though. I like trimmed and shaved on guys, but really it's up to you. If you like the feeling then you should just go for it.

I think guys that are overly hairy seem like a festering pile of germs. Even if they're not. Cannot stand back/chest/toe/genital outback type hair but that's a personal preference of mine. Plus too much hair gets in the way of certain sexual acts.

On females, I think hair should be kept to an absolute minimum, but a slight buffer is always good to prevent chaffing.

(and now to preserve my british non-openess, and mothers failing christian high hopes for me, I'm off to find some holy water to evaporate)

I just shaved everything off last night, and unless someone can tell me a way to avoid the itchy awfullness, I'm never ever doing it again. It's not so bad in the middle, but at the sides where there's the crease from my legs, it's getting all red and I have to keep putting moisturiser on it. Thank god I'm single currently, because there's no way I could partake in anything to do with sex. Damn itch. Maddening.

So anyone have any suggestions to help this poor girl from going insane(r)?

I just shaved everything off last night, and unless someone can tell me a way to avoid the itchy awfullness,

/snipped

So anyone have any suggestions to help this poor girl from going insane(r)?

As your skin is irritated, it sounds like it could be something to do with the razor you used? Was it a fairly new one?

Shaving under running water might help, although there is general itchyness just from shaving after a few days anyway.

I just want to thank everyone for making this thread possible. I read the whole thing through, from the first post, and it took me about forty-five mintues. And I LOVED IT! :p

Just to add my two cents, trimmed is a definite plus in regards to both hygeine and pleasure. Shaved (only tried it briefly) is kinda cool -- certainly worth a shot if you're willing to try something different.

And can you imagine living like some of these religious frea-- erm, people?! Sex is only for the purpose of procreation?! Gimme a break! Have fun, have an open-mind, and ENJOY LIFE! You only live once, dammit! :D

So I'm a religious freak, huh? Damn, I guess I forgot that you know who I am, where I live, whether I even believe in God or not, what my values are, whether I'm right wing or left wing? Yes, you obviously know enough about me to call me a fundamentalist freak whom noone would want to live with.

As your skin is irritated, it sounds like it could be something to do with the razor you used? Was it a fairly new one?

Shaving under running water might help, although there is general itchyness just from shaving after a few days anyway.

Bleah, it might have been a new razor, so that might be it. I have heard that after a while of shaving all the time it stops being as itchy, so hopefully that'll happen for me :p

I just shaved everything off last night, and unless someone can tell me a way to avoid the itchy awfullness, I'm never ever doing it again. It's not so bad in the middle, but at the sides where there's the crease from my legs, it's getting all red and I have to keep putting moisturiser on it. Thank god I'm single currently, because there's no way I could partake in anything to do with sex. Damn itch. Maddening.

So anyone have any suggestions to help this poor girl from going insane(r)?

Gotta keep using moisturiser babe, use a straight razor as it is still the best way to shave. I've used a straight razor since 64 (on my face) and have never cut myself. Try waxing next time as well. Also don't wear any underwear for a while.

Shaved balls and ass are nice in gay porn because you can see the action better, but for myself I prefer a nice bush. Going down is nasty if he's shaved - it's scratchy and you can see all the little blocked pores and unevenly shaved bits (there's always one). Big turnoff. A nice clean bush is fluffy and tickles your nose. You can play with the curls. It also has a fresh musky scent that's just packed with pheromones. ;)

So guys, please don't shave it. Just wash it so it doesn't smell like pee.

So I'm a religious freak, huh? Damn, I guess I forgot that you know who I am, where I live, whether I even believe in God or not, what my values are, whether I'm right wing or left wing? Yes, you obviously know enough about me to call me a fundamentalist freak whom noone would want to live with.

Dolvich, if the shoe fits, wear it. If not, then I'm not referring to you. And I'd appreciate it if you would not put words in my mouth. I didn't even so much as INSINUATE that no one would want to live with you. You're right -- I don't even know you. But I do, however, know that people more like Communist Mississippi have qualms against recreational sex. While I respect that point of view, I disagree with it.

So, that it? No one else has anything to say?

Why did you post this by the way?

I was clearing out my list of subscribed threads, and just wanted to make sure this one was really dead before I unsubscribed from it. I guess this answers my question.