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What are your opinions on the chimps best ever Bushisms - I honestly wish a communist would kill him and then burn his body - but hey thats my opinion. Here's a few:

"I think war is a dangerous place." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003

"See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office — I love to bring people into the Oval Office — right around the corner from here — and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 8, 2003

"When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 22, 2003

"When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 22, 2003


lol, anyone know where I can see how this line was used?

oh nevermind... this isnt actually a bushism, it's taken out of context big time:

To any Iraqi soldier who chooses to follow orders to use weapons of mass destruction: "My advice is that you don't follow that order because if you choose to do so, when Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal."

I don't think thats right. We really don't need to make stuff up because there is plenty of real material we can use. Although I am not blaming you, I'm sure you got it from a Bushism site. - I just wanted to keep it real yo.

Red neck that he is....he can sure cause a laugh.

What are your opinions on the chimps best ever Bushisms - I honestly wish a communist would kill him and then burn his body - but hey thats my opinion. Here's a few:

"I think war is a dangerous place." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003

"See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office — I love to bring people into the Oval Office — right around the corner from here — and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 8, 2003

"When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 22, 2003


He actually said those things? :eek: I knew he was stupid, but I didn't think he was THAT stupid...

There is a book called Bushisms, a new edition.


Here is a gem, "I'm the master of low expectations"- aboard air force 1 june 4, 2000

"I know how hard it is to put food on your family"- Forgot the date on that

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully"- september 29, 2000

He actually said those things? :eek: I knew he was stupid, but I didn't think he was THAT stupid...

Well its confirmed. And I thought you were to the right RB? If so its good to see that some rightists can actually acknowledge what an idiot Bush is.

To any Iraqi soldier who chooses to follow orders to use weapons of mass destruction: "My advice is that you don't follow that order because if you choose to do so, when Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal."

But the Pilots of the Enola Gay were heroes right?

Well its confirmed. And I thought you were to the right RB? If so its good to see that some rightists can actually acknowledge what an idiot Bush is.

Correct, I'm a rightist. However, I don't think Bush is. He's an enormous spending, pro-big government, internationalistic, anti-states' rights, anti-constitution moron. However, I'll say one thing about Bush: he's occasionally good for a laugh or two. :D

"I know how hard it is to put food on your family"

Please, please tell me you're making that up. Surely even Bush couldn't be that stupid...could he? (Slaps forehead) Of course he could! :eek:

the pilots of the enola gay were heros! of course they were. they were AMERICAN heroes, attack dogs of the US are always billed as such. Isreal a case in point. (although it is questionable as to who holds the leash and who is on the other end of it)

"I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region."-March 13th, 2000, Washington, D.C.

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004

"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee --that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me ... You can't get fooled again." - G.W. Bush quoted by the Baltimore Sun - Oct 6, 2002

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."—Debate in St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000

And, of course:

''I had no idea we had so many weapons, ...what do we need them for?'' — George W. Bush, stunned when told the extent of the U.S. nuclear arsenal, Newsweek, June 25, 2001

Please, please tell me you're making that up. Surely even Bush couldn't be that stupid...could he? (Slaps forehead) Of course he could! :eek:


I did not make that up. I suggest you buy a book called Bushisms, the deluxe addition by jacob weisberg. it is in there.

"I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region."-March 13th, 2000, Washington, D.C.

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004

"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee --that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me ... You can't get fooled again." - G.W. Bush quoted by the Baltimore Sun - Oct 6, 2002

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."—Debate in St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000

And, of course:

''I had no idea we had so many weapons, ...what do we need them for?'' — George W. Bush, stunned when told the extent of the U.S. nuclear arsenal, Newsweek, June 25, 2001

He actually said those things? I don't know whether to be amused or frightened... :eek:

I did not make that up. I suggest you buy a book called Bushisms, the deluxe addition by jacob weisberg. it is in there.

I believe you, it's just...man, I thought even Bush couldn't be THAT stupid! Lol :D

"YO YO YO, I'm G.W.'MONEYMAKER' BUSH I smoke da crack rocks every day I had sex with a dead hooker, and I do like da gay marriage, cause usually, it's better when a GUY does that shit to yo penis...he knows what he's doing...catch mah drift?"

This was taken out of context from where he actually said:


"YO YO YO, I'm G.W.'MONEYMAKER' BUSH I smoke the crack rocks every day I had sex with a dead hooker, and I do like the gay marriage, cause usually, it's better when a GUY does that shit to your penis...he knows what he's doing...catch my drift?"

eheheheh. yeah, he is a moron, here are some more ( i have the book infront of me)

"there are no such things as legacies. at least ther is a legacy, but i'll never see it" To catholic leaders in the white house, january 31, 2001

"well, i think if you say you are going to do something and dont do it, that is trustworthiness." august 31, 2000

"this is still a dangerous world. its a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses." january 14, 2000

wow. i mean wow. i think i just lost 2 iq points

And to think, this man is our leader... :eek:

He actually said those things? I don't know whether to be amused or frightened... :eek:

Well, if you want thr frightening side:

"There ought to be limits to freedom. We're aware of this [web] site, and this guy is just a garbage man, that's all he is." -- discussing a web site that parodies him


"You fucking son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote. We're not going to forget this." —George W. Bush to writer and editor Al Hunt, in front of his wife and kids, 1988

And to think, this man is our leader... :eek:
Makes you kinda wonder about the people he's leading. Doesn't it? :D

I was watching The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and the "moment of zen" was Bush saying, "I was made aware of the Abu GAREF.......... s----........situation...."

What a dumbass.

Makes you kinda wonder about the people he's leading. Doesn't it? :D

Please tell me that was intended to be a joke.

my god! and this is the man that wants to lead the US into another holy crusade! He had better learn to pronounce those darn araby heathen words a little better, dontcha think? better yet...perhaps he should spend more time learning english first.....

my god! and this is the man that wants to lead the US into another holy crusade! He had better learn to pronounce those darn araby heathen words a little better, dontcha think? better yet...perhaps he should spend more time learning english first.....

:D Agreed, lol :D

Please tell me that was intended to be a joke.
Yeahh, pffft, how dare he blame the incompetance of the elected on the electors?!?!

Here's the most recent. Heard it on the radio just like today:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. "
-- Dubya's boastfulness enters new, scary territory here, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

Please tell me that was intended to be a joke.
Was it? Perhaps. Or perhaps it wasn't? :D
Anyway, I had a good laugh if thats any comfort. :D

Here's the most recent. Heard it on the radio just like today:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. "
-- Dubya's boastfulness enters new, scary territory here, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

BWA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!! :D

or

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! :eek:

(I'm still trying to pick which way to respond)

Was it? Perhaps. Or perhaps it wasn't? :D
Anyway, I had a good laugh if thats any comfort. :D

Yeah, it was a clever line, I'll admit. :D Good one, VW.

lol, yeah..another good one.

"this foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating" april 23, 2003

Really dubbya? what makes you say that?

Yeahh, pffft, how dare he blame the incompetance of the elected on the electors?!?!

Well, I didn't help elect him, that's for sure!

Here's the most recent. Heard it on the radio just like today:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. "
-- Dubya's boastfulness enters new, scary territory here, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004


ahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha! ahahhahahahah!

*wipes away tears of mirth* thank god i am out of that country.

Makes you kinda wonder about the people he's leading. Doesn't it? :D
I didn't vote for him.

Instead of politics, Bush should've tried stand-up comedy, instead! :D

that wouldnt be as funny though, cause it would be known that he is a moron and noone would listen. it is only funny because he is the elected leader of the most powerful military and country on earth.




...........also the reason why it is so terrifying

that wouldnt be as funny though, cause it would be known that he is a moron and noone would listen. it is only funny because he is the elected leader of the most powerful military and country on earth.




...........also the reason why it is so terrifying

Hmmm...good point.

It's not like he was actually *elected,* either.

Things got a little confused about the voting in *koff* his brother's *koff* state and the courts had to decide to put him in.

from what i have gathered thru my many hours of snooping, there was a lot more fishy things going on too. not just in....*cant bring themself to say florida* that state.

Not quite a Bushism, but still pretty funny... who's the flip flopper ..lol

Bush Vs. Bush (http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.php?reposid=/multimedia/tds/stewart/jon_7131.html&setplayer=real_media)

:D

i've seen that. i had a good laugh.

It reads like a mystery, a novel. It's well written.
-- Dubya's assessment of the 9/11 Commission's report, and a statement I'm sure will make the country feel a whole lot better, Crawford, Texas, Jul. 26, 2004

I want to be the peace president.
I dare say he might be going about it the wrong way, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Jul. 20, 2004

I don't think you order suiciders to kill innocent men, women, and children if you're a religious person.
-- No, I don't reckon you do, even if there were such things as suiciders, Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin, Jul. 14, 2004

He's going to tax all of you.
-- Dubya on John Kerry, sounding pretty silly unless Dubya is planning to unilaterally outlaw all taxes, Washington, D.C., Mar. 23, 2004

See, free nations do not develop weapons of mass destruction.
-- I wonder if Dubya is going to try and rewrite the history of the 20th century to agree with this statement, Washington, D.C., Oct. 8, 2003

Two-and-a-half years ago -- or two years ago, this nation came under enemy attack.
-- Sure, he corrected himself, but how could he get this wrong one day after the 2nd anniversary? Fort Stewart, Georgia, Sep. 12, 2003

Before September the 11th, many in the world believed that Saddam Hussein could be contained. But chemical agents, lethal viruses and shadowy terrorist networks are not easily contained. Imagine those 19 hijackers with other weapons and other plans -- this time armed by Saddam Hussein.
-- Well, they'd have to come back from the dead for starters, so you really would have to imagine pretty hard, but more importantly, how is September 11 supposed to have changed the world's view of Saddam Hussein when he didn't have anything to do with it? State of the Union Address, Jan. 28, 2003

For the first time, young girls go to school in Afghanistan, thanks to the United States and our coalition.
-- Actually, I think young girls went to school in Afghanistan before the Taliban regime took power, Dubya, Cleveland, Ohio, July 1, 2002

When we grew up, the baby boomers and everybody else, we never really thought we'd be attacked. I mean, the last thing that I entered my mind when I was getting out of high school in 1964 is that an enemy would attack America. And, yet, here you are graduating from high school, the first high school class to ever have seen the 48 contiguous states attacked by an enemy.
-- I guess this is true if you don't consider Maryland, Oregon or California states (Baltimore was attacked by the British in the War of 1812, as was the White House, and locations in Oregon and California were attacked by the Japanese in WWII), and you don't remember the Cuban Missile Crisis, bomb shelters, and "Duck and Cover" drills, Eden Prairie High School, Eden Prairie, Minnesota, Mar. 4, 2002

I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. You're doing a heck of a job. You cut your teeth here, right? That's where you started practicing? That's good. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.
-- Dubya the gender bender in an appearance at Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tennessee, May 27, 2004

You can't tax the rich enough to pay for his promises. Guess who he's going to tax? He's going to tax me and you.
-- This is perhaps one of the funniest things I've ever heard Dubya say. Dubya isn't rich... he's middle class just like you and me. Lebanon, Ohio, May 4, 2004

The world is more peaceful and more free under my leadership.
-- Dubya, President of the World, White House, Oct. 28, 2003

I love free speech.
-- Dubya's comment upon being challenged by an Australian Senator during his speech at a joint session of the Australian parliament, and as the Senator was being asked to leave the premises. In case you're wondering, the White House condenses the content of the senator's free speech to two words: "audience interruption". Canberra, Australia, Oct. 23, 2003

I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that.
-- Dubya really classing up his conversation with Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, as reported on Jun. 3, 2003 in the Washington Post and elsewhere

I don't have a calendar on my desk, that beautiful desk, that says, by such-and-such a date, you will be finished. That's not how I think.
-- Los Angeles, California, Apr. 29, 2002

I like to tell people, Laura and I are proud to be Texas -- own a Texas ranch, and for us, every day is Earth Day.
-- "Proud to be Texas", Wilmington, New York, Apr. 22, 2002

You know, Christie Todd talked about Teddy Roosevelt and I -- every morning when I go to the Oval Office I sit at the same desk he used, as well as Franklin Roosevelt, as well as other Presidents.... And it also amazes me that in this very park, Teddy Roosevelt used to hang out.
-- Cool, dude. Hanging with Teddy in the White House, Apr. 22, 2002

My mom often used to say, "The trouble with W" -- although she didn't put that to words.
-- I guess she was telepathic, White House, Apr. 3, 2002

One of my favorites. The only one I remember.
-- Dubya's reflections on children's song "Itsy Bitsy Spider", photo-op with homeless children, Philadelpia, Pennsylvania, Mar. 12, 2002

My friends allege that I showed up in a Nixon mask one year and that another time I dressed as Mahatma Gandhi in a toga that looked like a diaper by the end of the night.
-- Giving Americans a reason to elect him president in his 2000 autobiography "A Charge to Keep", p. 135 (His not being able to remember these incidents should have raised more flags than it did)

And the time is getting worse. That's what people have got to understand up there in Washington or over there in Washington down there in Washington, whatever. Thought I was in Crawford for a minute.
-- It always seems like you're in Crawford, Dubya, Scranton, Pennsylvania, Jan. 16, 2003

But one of the things that rang true yesterday to me, and does every time I make a stop here in America, is that we should never lack confidence in our character, in the character of the American people.
-- Where is he flying in from on his "stops here in America"? Canada? Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Aug. 14, 2002

America at one time was protected by two oceans. We seemed totally invulnerable to, for example, the wars that took place here in Russia or on the European continent.
-- Remarks to community and religious leaders, Moscow, Russia (located on the European continent), May 24, 2002

And today, I'm informing the prime minister that we're lifting the travel ban on Turkey.
-- Which would have been a good thing if there had been a travel ban in the first place; unfortunately for Dubya, there wasn't, press conference with Turkish prime minister, Jan. 17, 2002

DUBYA: So what state is Wales in?
CHURCH: It’s a separate country next to England.
DUBYA: Oh, okay.
-- Exchange between Dubya and Welsh teenage singing sensation Charlotte Church, as reported in MSNBC, Oct. 30, 2001

Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.
-- In press conference with Canadian PM, and apparently forgetting about the country wedged between Canada and Mexico, Sept. 24, 2001

We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, and we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.
-- Warsaw, Poland, June 15, 2001

Most people in Arkansas know where Texas is, and all the people in Texas know where Arkansas is.
-- Insulting Arkansas in front of a group of Arkansas schoolchildren, Little Rock, Mar. 1, 2001

The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.
-- To a Slovak journalist as quoted by Knight Ridder News Service, June 22, 1999. Bush's meeting was with Janez Drnovsek, the prime minister of Slovenia

The people who care more about that land are the hard-working farmers and ranchers of your part of the state of Washington, D.C.
-- Speaking in Spokane, Washington, September, 2000

DUBYA: Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb--I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of--I shouldn't call him my little brother--my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas.
JIM LEHRER: Florida.
DUBYA: Florida. The state of the Florida.
-- The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, PBS, April 27, 2000

People were nervous during the recession. Then we got attacked, and I'm going to talk a little bit about making America safer. But we got attacked on September 11th. It hurt our economy. In other words, you're in a recession, then we have an attack.
-- Well, that makes sense (especially the shift from "we" to "you" and back to "we"), Smoketown, Pennsylvania, Jul. 9, 2004

This disease leaves suffering and orphans and fear wherever it reaches. Every man and woman and child who suffers from this addiction, from the streets of Philly to the villages of Africa, is a child of God who deserves our love and our help.
-- Another screwup that was wiped from the official White House transcript (first they published it correctly, then later it was corrected to say "affliction"), speaking about AIDS at the Greater Exodus Baptist Church, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Jun. 23, 2004

I--you know, look, it's important for people to know that I've got a future that--I believe in a future that is peaceful, based upon liberty. And I remember my predecessor, whose life we mourn, Ronald Reagan, they felt the same way about him.
-- We mourn Reagan's life? Well some of us might, but I didn't think Dubya did... Interview with Tom Brokaw, NBC, Jun. 6, 2004

There is no doubt in my mind that this country cannot achieve any objective we put our mind to.
-- Oops. Buffalo, New York, Apr. 20, 2004

Frank was a paratrooper. In those days you could measure the enemy by the number of battalions and number of tanks and number of airplanes. Now the enemy hides in caves. They lurch in the shadows of the world.
-- They lurch? Ummm, okay. Buffalo, New York, Apr. 20, 2004

It's hard to be successful if you don't make something somebody doesn't want to buy.
-- Make things nobody wants, and you, too, will be successful, Arlington, Virginia, Mar. 9, 2004

I thought there's a lot of bull in Washington, D.C. But I'm really glad to be here at the livestock show. It's -- somebody said, what's it like when you come here? It's like being in a place with people who are willing to stand up to values that are important in this country.
-- Celebrating people who "stand up to values" in Dallas, Texas, Mar. 8, 2004

Saw this one on a Bushism calendar...can't recall date or place

"Its your money, you paid for it"

didn't he just call his government to be the biggest threat to the security of the united states? that isn't bush-ism though, that's the truth.

Not really a Bushism but shows his state of mind none-the-less:

"I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE"


At the UNITY: Journalists of Color Convention today, the President was asked about his position on tribal sovereignty. His response proved he has strong opinions on the issue: Native Americans are sovereign.

Q: "Mr. President, you've been a Governor and President so you have unique experience looking at it from two directions. What do you think tribal sovereignty means in the 21st century and how do we resolve conflicts?

Bush: Tribal sovereignty means that, it's Sovereign. I mean, you're a – you're a — You've been given sovereignty >and you're viewed as a sovereign entity and therefore, the relationship between the Federal Government and the tribes is one between sovereign entities." [Question and Answer at UNITY Conference, 8/6/04]

My favourite Bushism is and remains "nuculer weapons". How the hell did this man ever get into office?

Actions speak louder than words:


http://www.anti-bush.com/bushflag.gif


US Code, Title 4, Chapter 1, Sec. 8 (g): "The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature."

My favourite Bushism is and remains "nuculer weapons". How the hell did this man ever get into office?

I don't even wanna know... :eek:

You know there is some Military General in the US Army who thinks George Bush was put into office by God (because he didn't get a majority vote) and that we need a Crusade against Islam.

You know there is some Military General in the US Army who thinks George Bush was put into office by God (because he didn't get a majority vote) and that we need a Crusade against Islam.
Please tell me that this man is currently safely ensconced in a padded cell somewhere with an adequate supply of anti-psychotic drugs. :eek:

Please tell me that this man is currently safely ensconced in a padded cell somewhere with an adequate supply of anti-psychotic drugs. :eek:

Last I heard he was still working for the US Military. But that was 3 months or so ago.

You know there is some Military General in the US Army who thinks George Bush was put into office by God (because he didn't get a majority vote) and that we need a Crusade against Islam.

:eek:

Last I heard he was still working for the US Military. But that was 3 months or so ago.
Oh,wonderful. Glad to see that the US military is in such capable hands. Carry on.

Incidentally, does anyone know how that space-elevator is coming along?

:eek:

I really, really can't remember what happened to him though.

I just remember an interview where he goes:

"Look, this man (George Bush) didn't get the majority vote - so how did he get in? It was an act of God, God put him there."

Incidentally, does anyone know how that space-elevator is coming along?

Whats The Space Elevator?

Sound like that Charlie and The Chocolate Related Products Factory Book I read once. You know, the unfeasible one.

Whats The Space Elevator?

Sound like that Charlie and The Chocolate Related Products Factory Book I read once. You know, the unfeasible one.

Bah! It's perfectly feasable and completely within the realm of today's technology.

Whats The Space Elevator?

Sound like that Charlie and The Chocolate Related Products Factory Book I read once. You know, the unfeasible one.
According to Terry Pratchett, if we don't develop one within the next few centuries, we will all be wiped out by a giant meteorite. Of course, I always take what Mr Pratchett says as the gospel truth, including the bit about the Earth being some sort of bizarre magical experiment created by a group of bored wizards.

Huh?

What do you mean it's only a story? :confused:

Hey did u hear the one when he was asked if the war on iraq was about oil? he said, and i quote "This war, this war is not about oil, it is about gasoline" HAHAHA i love it! its even better when he's not the leader of my nation! Im Canadian! HA! :p

Just as strongly, Bush and Boykin believe that they are absolutely good. Bush has suggested that he believes he was appointed by God to become the President of the United States, and Boykin has agreed with this statement. Boykin also believes that God made him a top general in the United States military in order to enable him to wage a holy war against Islam, stating, "We in the Army of God, in the House of God, the Kingdom of God have been raised for such a time as this."


Hmmmmm?

Linky? Citation? I must study this article in more detail in order to ascertain whether humanity truly is doomed.

PS: I once dated a guy called 'Linky'. Pointless trivia there.

http://www.irregulartimes.com/tortureboykin.html

Not quite a Bushism, but still pretty funny... who's the flip flopper ..lol

Bush Vs. Bush (http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.php?reposid=/multimedia/tds/stewart/jon_7131.html&setplayer=real_media)

:D


AHAHAHAHAHA! :p :D :p

Explains why he got "elected". Also shows that he won't get that favor again.

That was really funny.

http://www.irregulartimes.com/tortureboykin.html
Ta.

I'm a high school Jr. and I don't think Bush even showed up for English class. As Vice-President of my class, I run the school better than Bush running the country. At least I can balance a budget. Oh, here's my favorite:

"I've coined new words like Hispanically, and misunderstandingally."

I might've skimmed over it in this link, my apologies, but
I read in a sports brief that Bush has publicly commented that his gross ineptitude regarding English language and grammar is a "strategy".
His environment, for context, had something to do with sports ...
Dunno how long after the "strategy" he had concerning the Rangers sellout and subsequent high-billing campaign contributor title this came along ....
For thought and apprehension, i guess.

... I've been talking to Vicente Fox, the new president of Mexico... I know him... to have gas and oil sent to U.S.... so we'll not depend on foreign oil...
-- on the first Presidential debate, 10/03/2000

"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
-- On NPR's Morning Edition (9/26)

On His Tax Break Plan Bush said that
"if most of the breaks go to wealthy people it's because
'most of the people who pay taxes are wealthy."

"I wish I could turn to the soldiers on that ship,"
Mr. Bush said, erroneously referring to the sailors
on an aircraft carrier in the backdrop, "and I wish
they could hear me: stay in the military, there's a
new commander in chief coming."
-- 8/13... New York Times

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
— Reuters, May 5, 2000

"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis."
— Meet the Press, April 15, 2000

The list is almost endless....may god have mercy on our souls.

"I stand by any misstatement I may or may not have made."

I had a book with Bushism, tra,slated from English, published in 2001. a friend is loughing with it for the moment. i saw a lot of Bushisms here that were in it.

I remember this when he was campaigning:

"I will have a foreign handed foreign policy" (well that would be an idea :D)

And to
-- Which would have been a good thing if there had been a travel ban in the first place; unfortunately for Dubya, there wasn't, press conference with Turkish prime minister, Jan. 17, 2002



Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.
-- In press conference with Canadian PM, and apparently forgetting about the country wedged between Canada and Mexico, Sept. 24, 2001

We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, and we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.
-- Warsaw, Poland, June 15, 2001

DUBYA: Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb--I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of--I shouldn't call him my little brother--my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas.
JIM LEHRER: Florida.
DUBYA: Florida. The state of the Florida.
-- The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, PBS, April 27, 2000


What a dumd @ss...This is reason enough to resign in a real free country that respects itself.. Yes the border between Canada and Mexico :rolleyes: What about the tensions at the Finnish -Chinese border? :p

Larry King: "What do people misunderstand about you most"
George Walker Bush: "That I'm running on my dad's name... (!?!)
I'm proud of my dad... I reconciled my love for my dad a long time ago"

that and the one he made yesterday were the best

Larry King: "What do people misunderstand about you most"
George Walker Bush: "That I'm running on my dad's name... (!?!)
I'm proud of my dad... I reconciled my love for my dad a long time ago"

that and the one he made yesterday were the best
I also liked the one in which he said that a free country doesn't develop a weapon of mass destruction. :D

Actually, I have a Wesley Clarkism

And when the president does two things that I agree with . . . one of them attacking the Taliban in Iraq . . . then I'm going to say so.

Actually, I have a Wesley Clarkism
Hehehe.

One of my faves is "they misunderestimated me" as i can do the accent very well :p

During a speach made by Bush in Springfield Missouri, note, this is all in one speach....

"And the scandals at Abi Jareef..."

"Prisoners at Abou Gleef...."

"Crimes in Ado Ghiif....."

"Soldiers at Abou Jissif....."


"Hussein was a madman, and now all the crimes, bad-tings, and his whole family of rappers...."


"Kerry has promises, but I don't see him keeping them!"

"Dick Cheney deosn't run America, like them Democrats say, I do, although he helps alot and tells me whats going on."

Yeah ... good ol' Bush ... he's going to make quite the amusing Elder Statesman.

I used to have a list of his quotes from when he was Governor of Texas ... I'll have to scare those up. He was never much of an orator.

I'm a high school Jr. and I don't think Bush even showed up for English class.

now, why would he bother showing up for English class when Daddy could buy his grades for him?

(no, that didn't happen...at least...not that i'm aware of ;))