NationStates Jolt Archive


Serious or Not

Crabcake Baba Ganoush
07-08-2004, 00:56
You know it has come to my attention that many people don’t know when I’m being serious and when I’m just kidding around. So here is a little quiz that I came up with to test people’s ability to sniff out the real intentions from the rest of the rabble. Answers are to be submitted in serious or not format.

1a) Many of the legal benefits associated with marriage should be done away with.
1b) People shouldn't really get married anyways
1c) Banning gay marriage may seem like a good idea at first, just like banning alcohol was, well lets just say that pretty soon they’ll be a gay mafia shortly after banning gay marriage

2a) Dumping babies in dumpsters shouldn’t be against the law
2b) Legalize abortion but force them to get a big “A” tattooed on their forehead

3) I really hate George Lucas

4a) I really plan on voting “none of the above” in the next presidential election
4b) Either that or Tony Cox

5a) I really believe that Liberals and Conservatives have a lot in common
5b) I believe that using the above words to try to insult someone who openly admits to being either conservative or liberal has just insulted themselves.

6) I really believe that using words such as “evil,” “civilized,” and other such related words should be considered worse than saying “fuck,” hell even worse than saying "shit."

7) I believe that using quotes from something to argue something is nothing more than a waste of time.

8a) I was for a war in Iraq
8b) I think that we went too fast with the war, not to say we went to war too soon, but we should have taken longer to keep the enemy fighting with more conventional means.
8c) The best way to prevent terrorist actions is to give them flowers every now and then
8d) I have respect for both Osama and Saddam

9a) I believe that people here on NationStates need to lighten up a little and start having more fun.
9b) I can’t wait until election season is over with to get all these damn Bush/Kerry threads out of here.

10a) The death penalty should be expanded to include more moderate crimes, while with the more severe crime cases, criminals should be harshly treated and wish that they had the death penalty.
10b) I think that executions should be done by raising a giant weight above the convicts head and letting it go and believe that it's more humane than any other current form of execution in practice.


This quiz is for twenty points. Perfect score gets a cookie. I’ll post your scores whenever I get around to it.