Shocking News From Right Here On The General Forum!
HotRodia
06-08-2004, 19:26
I've just caught Berkylvania admitting to being a homosexual! Read about it on the 56th page of this thread: Gay Marriage Banned in Missouri (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=345830&page=1)
If anyone would like to join in a pitchfork carrying, torch waving, obscenity shouting mob hell-bent on removing this menace from our fine forum that respects traditional values, please sign in here and form an orderly line.
Yarrr! I am red white and blue and I think it is TOTALLY unnacceptable that Berky like people of the same gender! After all, love is a disgrace! Love is not a family value!
Death to the defiler!
oy veh
Suicidal Librarians
06-08-2004, 19:36
This thread is stupid. :rolleyes:
I'd love to join in your prote-- Excuse me, while I go make mad, passionate love to my girlfriend.
Berkylvania
06-08-2004, 19:53
I am disgusted and appalled that people such as this "Berky" should be allowed to post on a forum where children might see their perverted filth and grow up thinking, simply because they saw it on an internet posting board, this it is some how right and doesn't make the Baby Jesus spit up hairballs.
Hey, wait a minute...this thread is about me!
LIES, ALL LIES...except for the true parts...AND THAT'S JUST SPIN!!!
*knocks over a pitcher of water and runs out of room!*
HotRodia
06-08-2004, 19:56
AHA! There he is! Get him!
*runs after Berk, realizes he left pitchfork behind, retrieves pitchfork, begins pursuit anew*
Gigatron
06-08-2004, 20:07
He chose! And for this choice he shall be burned on the pyre.
Berkylvania
06-08-2004, 20:11
Haha! You have underestimated my power again!
"Queer Eye For the Straight Guy" designer pods, I command you to join forces to become:
MECHA-SEXUAL!
*insert epileptic siezure inducing anime sequence here*
Mecha-Sexual! I command you to destroy my pursuers! Then, fetch me a latte! Haha!!!
HotRodia
06-08-2004, 20:19
Haha! You have underestimated my power again!
"Queer Eye For the Straight Guy" designer pods, I command you to join forces to become:
MECHA-SEXUAL!
*insert epileptic siezure inducing anime sequence here*
Mecha-Sexual! I command you to destroy my pursuers! Then, fetch me a latte! Haha!!!
You have failed to realize my true power, o destroyer of traditional values!
I introduce the I.G.N.O.R.A.M.U.S. (Intelligence Genes Normally Or Regularly Are Missing U Sillypoo). It is a very small device, but it holds the very essence of stupidity, the most powerful force in the universe!
*falls out of chair laughing*
Berkylvania
06-08-2004, 20:49
You have failed to realize my true power, o destroyer of traditional values!
I introduce the I.G.N.O.R.A.M.U.S. (Intelligence Genes Normally Or Regularly Are Missing U Sillypoo). It is a very small device, but it holds the very essence of stupidity, the most powerful force in the universe!
*shaking fist*
You may have won this round, but I will vanquish you! I unlease my terrible stealth power of: METROSEXUAL!!!
Confusion will reign supreme!!!
HotRodia
06-08-2004, 20:52
HA! Adding confusion to the effects of the I.G.N.O.R.A.M.U.S. only strengthens it's effect! Your plan has backfired, lovemongerer!