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Just evening out the odds. Also, I'm not going to say, my 10 friends want to know. I'm a guy, just setting the record straight.

I voted for option 1) but next option would have been the good girl one.

Avril isn't punk. She's a poser. That said. Punk Rocker.

All the options just sound obnoxious. None of the girls I've ever been infatuated have fit into any of those groups. I've generally been into nice, smart, fairly attractive girls, but they weren't obsessed with "purity" or any such nonsense.

I like a "good girl" who is outgoing enough that I can stretch her limits.

As I myself am a "good guy", but a risk-taker and a harsh joker at times, that kind of girl would be ideal. But I voted option one.

I hate "good girls" I want someone who's as dirty and fucked up as I am. I hat butch girls, they're unfeminine and tend to be bitchy. I hate prep girls, because they piss me off.

Of course these are all generalizations, I've met groups from all 3 that I've liked.

I seem to go after girls who are similar to me, but not quite. I voted "other" by the way.

For instance, I like athletic girls...I lettered in two sports in Senior High.

I also like girls who can sing...I did musicals in HS as well as in the community. I often got leads.

I admit that I dress rather preppy, so I also like girls who aren't afraid to look nice. I love girls dressed up.

I like girls who are outgoing but not obnoxious.

Also, as almost every guy, I like a girl who will be a lady in public and a slut in private, although I like relationships in which you don't have to have sex every time you're alone. Sitting on the couch in a beater and shorts watching TV is very under-rated.

I like polite girls who let me open the door for them and such. I'm Russian, its how I was raised. (I moved to America in 1990.)

Also, I'm sorry for being shallow, but the girl has to be attractive. That doesn't mean she has to be a swimsuit model, but she has to catch my eye.

I'm going to go with goth, just becuase people who I am attracted to/friends with tend to be suicidal and extremely messed up (I'm not...but hey)

All the options just sound obnoxious. None of the girls I've ever been infatuated have fit into any of those groups. I've generally been into nice, smart, fairly attractive girls, but they weren't obsessed with "purity" or any such nonsense.

That's why I asked what stereotype...not what type. There's another thread like this that I simply had to emulate...that's all. :D

All the options just sound obnoxious. None of the girls I've ever been infatuated have fit into any of those groups. I've generally been into nice, smart, fairly attractive girls, but they weren't obsessed with "purity" or any such nonsense.

aha! a good choice indeed.

Other.

I go by an individual basis :p

Slutty = obvious answer.

I put down butch cause that's the closest on the options.

Also, as almost every guy, I like a girl who will be a lady in public and a slut in private,





Nope, women need to be shining beacons of virtue even in private!

Dr. Kellogg (Yes the cereal guy) and his wife were married for quite a number of years and he used to brag how it was a "White marriage" because he never consumated it. He died a virgin as did she. He said sex had no place no matter what the circumstances. He adopted children though, over 30.

white marriage n. A marriage without sexual relations.


Now you don't need to be as extreme as him, but remember your wife isn't there just so you can release your lust in her everytime it builds up. You're supposed to take care of her, not just use her for sex. That means you support her, put a roof over her head, keep her safe from the worries and troubles of the world. Make sure she doesn't get herself into trouble etc.

Nope, women need to be shining beacons of virtue even in private!

Dr. Kellogg (Yes the cereal guy) and his wife were married for quite a number of years and he used to brag how it was a "White marriage" because he never consumated it. He died a virgin as did she. He said sex had no place no matter what the circumstances. He adopted children though, over 30.

white marriage n. A marriage without sexual relations.


Now you don't need to be as extreme as him, but remember you wife isn't there so you can release your lust in her everytime it builds up. You're supposed to take care of her, not just use her for sex. That means you support her, put a roof over her head, keep her safe from the worries and troubles of the world. Make sure she doesn't get herself into trouble etc.

to me that seems very sad and unfulfilling. man. think of the urges. i bet they were quite good friends with their hands.

i bet they were quite good friends with their hands.

I bet not!

Nice how you quoted that and not what came after it. Besides, what's wrong with sex? Answer: nothing. Also, "she" wouldn't be what I "unloaded" in...it would go both ways...as it normally has to...

You can marry someone and die a virgin...but I'm not...and I wouldn't want to be with a girl that close-minded.

and "unloading" is kind of a bad euphemism, but whatever.

I'm going to go with goth, just becuase people who I am attracted to/friends with tend to be suicidal and extremely messed up (I'm not...but hey)
So if you ever get tired of them they will just suicide....or you can do it for them :mp5: :sniper:

Nice how you quoted that and not what came after it. Besides, what's wrong with sex? Answer: nothing. Also, "she" wouldn't be what I "unloaded" in...it would go both ways...as it normally has to...

You can marry someone and die a virgin...but I'm not...and I wouldn't want to be with a girl that close-minded.


Oh, they say it was mostly Kellogg's idea to stay pure, not his wife.

Oh, they say it was mostly Kellogg's idea to stay pure, not his wife.

if i was his wife i would've said fuck it and raped him.

So if you ever get tired of them they will just suicide....or you can do it for them :mp5: :sniper:
Yeah. You've obviously never been depressed.

and "unloading" is kind of a bad euphemism, but whatever.

lol...it was intended...

Yeah. You've obviously never been depressed.

that word is so overused. nowadays every angsty emo whining bitch claims to be depressed. it's not a petty issue, and people make it more superficial every day.

that word is so overused. nowadays every angsty emo whining bitch claims to be depressed. it's not a petty issue, and people make it more superficial every day.
No shit, its nothing to joke about. Depression is a rather serious thing...

I wont even give a girl a second glance if she doesnt have a brain.

Wanna guess how often I get laid?

I wont even give a girl a second glance if she doesnt have a brain.

Wanna guess how often I get laid?


A woman doesn't have to be a rocket scientist, in fact it's better she not be. That isn't woman's work.

A woman doesn't have to be a rocket scientist, in fact it's better she not be. That isn't woman's work.
Yup, shove ol' miss back into sweeping the floors, thats all that they are good for, sweeping the floor and makin babies, if you know what I mean.

I wont even give a girl a second glance if she doesnt have a brain.

Wanna guess how often I get laid?

if the answer is not often, then i am ashamed at the amount of brainless people out there.

to me that seems very sad and unfulfilling. man. think of the urges. i bet they were quite good friends with their hands.

No, that's what Corn Flakes are for.

Yup, shove ol' miss back into sweeping the floors, thats all that they are good for, sweeping the floor and makin babies, if you know what I mean.
we're good for cookin', poppin' out kids, and cleanin'. that's it, because we are inferior by far.

Yup, shove ol' miss back into sweeping the floors, thats all that they are good for, sweeping the floor and makin babies, if you know what I mean.


NO! Women are good for a great deal more!

Women should be respected and protected by men because they are our mothers, daughters, sisters, wives, and as such it is our duty to defend them, with our very lives if need be. We must also stand ready to defend their purity!

How can you look at a girl and tell if she's smart or not? Honestly, the first thing anyone sees in a woman is looks. I don't care how much you say it doesn't matter, it is the first thing because it's the most obvious. After you meet the girl, then you find things out like: intelligence, personality, etc.

Any man who won't fight and if necessary die to protect his womenfolk isn't really a man.

if the answer is not often, then i am ashamed at the amount of brainless people out there.


It will be a year come November.

I just have no interest in any girl that isnt very smart.

NO! Women are good for a great deal more!

Women should be respected and protected by men because they are our mothers, daughters, sisters, wives, and as such it is our duty to defend them, with our very lives if need be. We must also stand ready to defend their purity!

purity what the fuck? that word needs to stop existing. i mean yeah, chivalry and all that is nice to a certain extent, but if we're to live on a tupping pedestal and we're never supposed to want sex then that sucks a lot.

we're good for cookin', poppin' out kids, and cleanin'. that's it, because we are inferior by far.
Gosh darnit, there is someone who knows her place.

It will be a year come November.

I just have no interest in any girl that isnt very smart.

you're a good man.

How can you look at a girl and tell if she's smart or not? Honestly, the first thing anyone sees in a woman is looks. I don't care how much you say it doesn't matter, it is the first thing because it's the most obvious. After you meet the girl, then you find things out like: intelligence, personality, etc.

When I say "a second look" I dont mean literally.

Its a figure of speech.

Gosh darnit, there is someone who knows her place.

bet you get laid a lot too *rolls eyes*

When I say "a second look" I dont mean literally.

Its a figure of speech.

I figured as much...my main point in that post was the second part

bet you get laid a lot too *rolls eyes*
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Did you actually think I supported the things that I was saying?

Ah, well, most of the girls that I know have no purity to protect...

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*punches computer for not showing me correct emotions*

Meh, I have no experience whatsoever, so I really should add much to this.

However, I don't like really slutty girls or anything like that. That means in public and private. I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in girls who really, really, really want to be fucked.

Of course, they seem to be the clear majority, so I'm rather screwed in that sense...-_-

I figured as much...my main point in that post was the second part


Gotcha.

But, your right, I have to talk to them first.

But all to often, I find 'em to be great to look at....but little else.

Thats just not enough for me.
and, since Im no Brad Pitt...trading looks for brains, isnt much of a sacrifice.

Meh, I have no experience whatsoever, so I really should add much to this.

However, I don't like really slutty girls or anything like that. That means in public and private. I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in girls who really, really, really want to be fucked.

Of course, they seem to be the clear majority, so I'm rather screwed in that sense...-_-

AND private? holy hell, what's a girl supposed to do?

Gotcha.

But, your right, I have to talk to them first.

But all to often, I find 'em to be great to look at....but little else.

Thats just not enough for me.
and, since Im no Brad Pitt...trading looks for brains, isnt much of a sacrifice.

looks and brains aren't mutually exclusive. and i certainly do not consider brad pitt to be that good looking.

AND private? holy hell, what's a girl supposed to do?
Corn Flakes.

purity what the fuck? that word needs to stop existing. i mean yeah, chivalry and all that is nice to a certain extent, but if we're to live on a tupping pedestal and we're never supposed to want sex then that sucks a lot.


Women can have sex and enjoy it to. But it's not a public matter and it shouldn't even be a word used in public.

Thing is, I'm not really a sexual person. I'm a big time sensual one, but not at all close to being a sexual one.

And I'd be looking for someone who's the same.

looks and brains aren't mutually exclusive. and i certainly do not consider brad pitt to be that good looking.

Nither do I, but he was the first thing that came to my head.....

No, looks and brains ARENT mutually exclusive.

Now then, tell me what usually happens to the kind of person who is usually both smart...and good looking...

...what happens to them?

They become arrogant.

Snobby bitches turn me off faster than Ann Coulter.

Thing is, I'm not really a sexual person. I'm a big time sensual one, but not at all close to being a sexual one.

And I'd be looking for someone who's the same.

bummer.

Thing is, I'm not really a sexual person. I'm a big time sensual one, but not at all close to being a sexual one.

And I'd be looking for someone who's the same.
All joking aside, I'd like the same type of person, but that doesn't seem to happen.

Nither do I, but he was the first thing that came to my head.....

No, looks and brains ARENT mutually exclusive.

Now then, tell me what usually happens to the kind of person who is usually both smart...and good looking...

...what happens to them?

They become arrogant.

Snobby bitches turn me off faster than Ann Coulter.

lol. ah, come on, you can get someone smart and attractive without the arrogance. i know they're out there.

All joking aside, I'd like the same type of person, but that doesn't seem to happen.

eh! i guess i am singular. although this thread is for guys so i am not surprised. personally i want someone who's kinky in private.

Any man who won't fight and if necessary die to protect his womenfolk isn't really a man.

Tee-hee. You said womenfolk.

lol. ah, come on, you can get someone smart and attractive without the arrogance. i know they're out there.


I hope so.

Guess I'll keep looking until I do..

I hope so.

Guess I'll keep looking until I do..

godspeed you and i hope i'm right.

eh! i guess i am singular. although this thread is for guys so i am not surprised. personally i want someone who's kinky in private.
*shrugs* Everyonce in awhile, why not, but I'd rather just hold someone or cuddle...ah, this is getting depressing (oops). Night.

*shrugs* Everyonce in awhile, why not, but I'd rather just hold someone or cuddle...ah, this is getting depressing (oops). Night.

Exactly.

And this IS getting depressing.

So lets talk about wild, kinky sex instead xD

I don't look for a particular stereotype. The most (only) important factors are as follows, in descending order of importance:

- Personality. Beauty fades, an ugly personality stays to haunt you long after. In particular, traits such as (in no particular order): empathy, tolerance, loyalty, humility, and selflessness... are all highly desired traits.

- Physical appearance. Yes, inner beauty is true beauty. That doesn't mean I'm going to complain if you're beautiful on the inside and the outside.

- Parenting ability. I may or may not have children, time will tell. But if I do have kids, it's only going to be with a woman who is good with children.

Intelligence is way down at the bottom somewhere, along with underwater basket weaving and the ability to make card houses. I'm not with her so she'll do my taxes, fix my computer, cure my illnesses, or invent gadgets to make my life easier.

That's just me.

1) Are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party?

2) Are you now or have you ever been involved in an interracial relationship?

3) Are you now or have you ever been involved in drug use, possession, or selling?

4) Are you now or have you ever been charged with a felony or other serious crime?

5) Are you now of have you ever been engaged in homosexual or bisexual activities?

6) Are you now or have you ever been convicted of a sexual offense?

7) Are you now or have you ever been convicted of a crime against a child?

8) Are you now or have you ever been an employee of the federal government?

9) Are you now or have you ever been a member of a non-Christian religion?

10) Are you now or have you ever been addicted to any drug such as alcohol or narcotics?

11) Is any of your ancestry non-european?


If a woman can answer no to all 11 of them, she's probably safe to be with.

1) Are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party?

2) Are you now or have you ever been involved in an interracial relationship?

3) Are you now or have you ever been involved in drug use, possession, or selling?

4) Are you now or have you ever been charged with a felony or other serious crime?

5) Are you now of have you ever been engaged in homosexual or bisexual activities?

6) Are you now or have you ever been convicted of a sexual offense?

7) Are you now or have you ever been convicted of a crime against a child?

8) Are you now or have you ever been an employee of the federal government?

9) Are you now or have you ever been a member of a non-Christian religion?

10) Are you now or have you ever been addicted to any drug such as alcohol or narcotics?

11) Is any of your ancestry non-european?


If a woman can answer no to all 11 of them, she's probably safe to be with.

Some interesting things on that list...

redheads, brunettes, and black chicks

redheads, brunettes, and black chicks


No self-respecting white woman would have anything to do with a piece of race-mixing filth! Unfortunately, there are far too many white women who are not self-respecting.

No self-respecting white woman would have anything to do with a piece of race-mixing filth! Unfortunately, there are far too many white women who are not self-respecting.

Question: when you said "non-Christian religion"... how selective are you, exactly? What about Catholicism, Mormonism, Jehovah's Witnesses, Quakers, etc... Are they "pure" enough? Or no?

Just wondering.

No self-respecting white woman would have anything to do with a piece of race-mixing filth! Unfortunately, there are far too many white women who are not self-respecting.

Im white.

No self-respecting white woman would have anything to do with a piece of race-mixing filth! Unfortunately, there are far too many white women who are not self-respecting.

pfh, no self-respecting human being would make such in idiotic statement :rolleyes:

Im white.

I know that you fool!

I called you a race-mixer. Meaning you mix races!

No good white woman would want you to touch her after you touch non-white women!

Once you go black we don't want you back!

Question: when you said "non-Christian religion"... how selective are you, exactly? What about Catholicism, Mormonism, Jehovah's Witnesses, Quakers, etc... Are they "pure" enough? Or no?

Just wondering.

Belief in Christ the One and only son of Almighty God!

I know that you fool!

I called you a race-mixer. Meaning you mix races!

No good white woman would want you to touch her after you touch non-white women!

Once you go black we don't want you back!

Of course, you're also assuming that anyone wants "you" white supremacist folks.

This could indeed be a very fault assumption.

I know that you fool!

I called you a race-mixer. Meaning you mix races!

No good white woman would want you to touch her after you touch non-white women!

Once you go black we don't want you back!

I always thought it was "once you go black, you take it in the back"


...Sorry, that was horrible and innapropriate xD. But my sister black boyfriend told me it! xD

Belief in Christ the One and only son of Almighty God!

That doesn't really answer my question. Try again. Catholics, Quakers, Mormons, J.W.s- in or out? What about liberal Christians, who believe gays and lesbians are cool with God?

I know that you fool!

I called you a race-mixer. Meaning you mix races!

No good white woman would want you to touch her after you touch non-white women!

Once you go black we don't want you back!

I've been with plenty of white chicks after I went black. Plenty of 'good' white women have no problem with it, just like plenty of 'good' white women like black guys. I'm just evening things out.

Of course, you're also assuming that anyone wants "you" white supremacist folks.

This could indeed be a very fault assumption.


White supremacist women want white supremacist men!


Deep down all white women want a good, clean, pure, strong, masculine white man.

Not a feminized girlie man as too man white men are today due to the confusing lessons in public schools that turn men into feminized men and women into masculinized women.

That doesn't really answer my question. Try again. Catholics, Quakers, Mormons, J.W.s- in or out? What about liberal Christians, who believe gays and lesbians are cool with God?

NO! You must accept the bible!

True Christians cannot like faggot scum!

Leviticus 20:13

God hates fags!

That doesn't really answer my question. Try again. Catholics, Quakers, Mormons, J.W.s- in or out? What about liberal Christians, who believe gays and lesbians are cool with God?

If God's as cool a guy as they make him out to be, he probably has no problems with gays and lesbians. I bet he finds that 'Queer Eye' show hilarious.

White supremacist women want white supremacist men!


Deep down all white women want a good, clean, pure, strong, masculine white man.

Not a feminized girlie man as too man white men are today due to the confusing lessons in public schools that turn men into feminized men and women into masculinized women.

Really? I don't think the majority of white women know this yet. Have you considered letting them know how they're supposed to think?


Because honestly, the latest fad is the indie/emo look. It involves guys wearing tight, women's pants. That's right, the vast majority of girls like guys in girls pants.

NO! You must accept the bible!

True Christians cannot like faggot scum!

Leviticus 20:13

God hates fags!

he also hates those FUCKING SHELLFISH (http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/)

I always thought it was "once you go black, you take it in the back"


...Sorry, that was horrible and innapropriate xD. But my sister black boyfriend told me it! xD



Nobody in my family has ever dated outside the race!

EVER!

(Don't say "Nobody in your family has ever dated outside the family" that wouldn't be true and it wouldn't be funny. Okay, it'd be moderately funny. But I'm tired of the "All racists are redneck idiots" stereotype. I'm just a normal white man, I could be your neighbor for all you know)

I'm getting too tired, making spelling errors and such. Sleep time for me.

I'm going to have to say that I do the whole feminized look too. I idolize hair metal rockers, so it's only natural that I wear the leather pants.

Nobody in my family has ever dated outside the race!

EVER!

(Don't say "Nobody in your family has ever dated outside the family" that wouldn't be true and it wouldn't be funny. Okay, it'd be moderately funny. But I'm tired of the "All racists are redneck idiots" stereotype. I'm just a normal white man, I good be your neighbor for all you know)


**stares across the street**

I KNEW that fucker was no good!

If God's as cool a guy as they make him out to be, he probably has no problems with gays and lesbians. I bet he finds that 'Queer Eye' show hilarious.


Leviticus 18:22-23 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17-18 - There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel. Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

1 Kings 14:22-24 - And Judah did evil in the sight of the LORD, and they provoked him to jealousy with their sins which they had committed, above all that their fathers had done. For they also built them high places, and images, and groves, on every high hill, and under every green tree. And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:9 - The show of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Leviticus 18:22-23 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17-18 - There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel. Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

1 Kings 14:22-24 - And Judah did evil in the sight of the LORD, and they provoked him to jealousy with their sins which they had committed, above all that their fathers had done. For they also built them high places, and images, and groves, on every high hill, and under every green tree. And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:9 - The show of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

really? So what's the deal with all this 'forgiving' and 'love' I keep hearing about. I'm not worried though, because I believe that he will forgive you for you hate.

White supremacist women want white supremacist men!

Well that's really a no-brainer.

Deep down all white women want a good, clean, pure, strong, masculine white man.

A rather tenuous assertion.

Not a feminized girlie man as too man white men are today due to the confusing lessons in public schools that turn men into feminized men and women into masculinized women.

O....K.

really? So what's the deal with all this 'forgiving' and 'love' I keep hearing about. I'm not worried though, because I believe that he will forgive you for you hate.


You need to stop sticking your willy up somebody's rear to get forgiveness.

You need to stop, repent, and change. Then you are forgiven.

God doesn't play the "Keep saying sorry while you keep doing it" game.

Nobody in my family has ever dated outside the race!

EVER!

(Don't say "Nobody in your family has ever dated outside the family" that wouldn't be true and it wouldn't be funny. Okay, it'd be moderately funny. But I'm tired of the "All racists are redneck idiots" stereotype. I'm just a normal white man, I could be your neighbor for all you know)

Not my neighbors. They're not white.

(Plus, my impression is that most white supremacists would go insane if they lived in my area.)

You need to stop sticking your willy up somebody's rear to get forgiveness.

You need to stop, repent, and change. Then you are forgiven.

God doesn't play the "Keep saying sorry while you keep doing it" game.

That's merely a matter of opinion. It depends which theologian you ask.

Leviticus 18:22-23 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17-18 - There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel. Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

1 Kings 14:22-24 - And Judah did evil in the sight of the LORD, and they provoked him to jealousy with their sins which they had committed, above all that their fathers had done. For they also built them high places, and images, and groves, on every high hill, and under every green tree. And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:9 - The show of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Just 'cause YOUR god has a problem with them, doesn't mean they all do :p

I like the outgoing and fun girl. Guys are attracted to slutty girls (even ugly ones) because a girl that you know is a slut or acts like one constantly reminds you of sex making you horny. I know when im around a slutty chick even though id rather not do stuff with her I still think of all the things i could do to that girl and so easily and ITS HOT. Maka my woohoo dilly chubby!!

Funny story: There was this one slutty chick that always wanted to do crap with me, and (we both worked at mcdonalds) and we had just had a mccrew party where they gave out beer mugs full of candy. It was like two in the morning and we were in the alley behind her house and ive got her shirt off sucking on her nipples when this cop rolls by. He stops and cause her shirt is open she takes off running and all he sees is two people with beer mugs and one sees him and runs off. He starts speeding down to me hes shining his light in my eyes and trying to see if im drunk then he starts to like track her down and crap. Well you get the idea Im gonna stop typing this cause I realized its not gonna sound funny but it was freaking hillarious if you were there. Damn I suck at telling stories.

You need to stop sticking your willy up somebody's rear to get forgiveness.

You need to stop, repent, and change. Then you are forgiven.

God doesn't play the "Keep saying sorry while you keep doing it" game.

I never said I was sticking my 'willy' up anyone's rear. I don't think I have to change for anyone, and i'm a Catholic to top it all off.

I like smart, nice and good-looking girls who share my interests (Fantasy, Sci-Fi, TTRPGs and extremely bizarre humor (Bizarre as in Don Hertzfeldt cartoons. www.bitterfilms.com)).

What I hate to see in women (and what, unfortunately, I see the most) are slutty bitches who tear your heart out of your ass, set it on fire, and get away with it because they can make your jaw drop and your eyes bug out.

I'm normally not violent toward women, but in their case, I will gladly make an exception.

I like smart, nice and good-looking girls who share my interests (Fantasy, Sci-Fi, TTRPGs and extremely bizarre humor (Bizarre as in Don Hertzfeldt cartoons. www.bitterfilms.com)).

What I hate to see in women (and what, unfortunately, I see the most) are slutty bitches who tear your heart out of your ass, set it on fire, and get away with it because they can make your jaw drop and your eyes bug out.

I'm normally not violent toward women, but in their case, I will gladly make an exception.

Preach. Amen. we've all had our fair share, man. I still like the slutty girls though. They fascinate me. Never would want a relationship with them.

Surprisingly enough, as an Asian, I like White girls. Maybe I've been living in a predominantly White country for too long...?

Surprisingly enough, as an Asian, I like White girls. Maybe I've been living in a predominantly White country for too long...?

Dude, you give me your chicks, I'll give you mine? xD

Right behind ya! ^_^

Dude, you give me your chicks, I'll give you mine? xD

Some people folks think that I'm so naturalized as if I'm a White man on the inside.

can someone go out with me over the internet

Leviticus 18:22-23 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17-18 - There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel. Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

1 Kings 14:22-24 - And Judah did evil in the sight of the LORD, and they provoked him to jealousy with their sins which they had committed, above all that their fathers had done. For they also built them high places, and images, and groves, on every high hill, and under every green tree. And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:9 - The show of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Leviticus 19:17-18
Do not bear a grudge against others, but settle your differences with them, so that you will not commit a sin because of them. Do not take revenge on others or continue to hate them, but love your neighbors as you love yourself. I am the Lord.

Leviticus 19:17-18
Do not bear a grudge against others, but settle your differences with them, so that you will not commit a sin because of them. Do not take revenge on others or continue to hate them, but love your neighbors as you love yourself. I am the Lord.


Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Leviticus 19:17-18
Do not bear a grudge against others, but settle your differences with them, so that you will not commit a sin because of them. Do not take revenge on others or continue to hate them, but love your neighbors as you love yourself. I am the Lord.

Good thing we have someone who knows the bible on our side. I couldn't quote a damn passage. Never really saw the reason to, though.

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Leviticus 11
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Let's play "quote some stupid book!"

Leviticus 11
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Let's play "quote some stupid book!"

Amen. Some stupid book. It gives a lot of people some crazy ideas.

Some one homely, with cooking skills and a wazzo pair of jugs lol

Surprisingly enough, as an Asian, I like White girls. Maybe I've been living in a predominantly White country for too long...?

I don't know if that's a normal state of mind?

I don't know if that's a normal state of mind?

I agree.

How can anyone not like asian girls? :D

I agree.

How can anyone not like asian girls? :D

I'm fully NOT attracted to Asian girls. Period.

White men should not be fooled by the glitz and glamour of Asian girls in Anime/Hentai, the reason why Japs have them is because real Japs are ugly.

For all of your information, I voted for "Good Girl" as I'm ever so conservative (right-winged).

Nope, women need to be shining beacons of virtue even in private!

Dr. Kellogg (Yes the cereal guy) and his wife were married for quite a number of years and he used to brag how it was a "White marriage" because he never consumated it. He died a virgin as did she. He said sex had no place no matter what the circumstances. He adopted children though, over 30.

white marriage n. A marriage without sexual relations.


Now you don't need to be as extreme as him, but remember your wife isn't there just so you can release your lust in her everytime it builds up. You're supposed to take care of her, not just use her for sex. That means you support her, put a roof over her head, keep her safe from the worries and troubles of the world. Make sure she doesn't get herself into trouble etc.


Sex is a normal part of life. Why try to act all virtous when you can do what nature intends and have some fun while you're at it?

I'm fully NOT attracted to Asian girls. Period.

White men should not be fooled by the glitz and glamour of Asian girls in Anime/Hentai, the reason why Japs have them is because real Japs are ugly.

That, sir, is a truly boneheaded statement. I've seen plenty of very attractive japenese girls-I spent all of Senior Grad Night with one :D

And I'm just messing around. One of my friends is chinese, and he's the same. NO attraction to asian girls at all.

Of course, the lucky bastard got to take a tour of China and saw several very nice girls. Argh! :p

That, sir, is a truly boneheaded statement. I've seen plenty of very attractive japenese girls-I spent all of Senior Grad Night with one :D

And I'm just messing around. One of my friends is chinese, and he's the same. NO attraction to asian girls at all.

Of course, the lucky bastard got to take a tour of China and saw several very nice girls. Argh! :p

Soldier (as you had addressed me as "Sir"), that is not a boneheaded statement, few Chinese are attracted to Japs, due to both physical and political/historical reasons.

Soldier (as you had addressed me as "Sir"), that is not a boneheaded statement, few Chinese are attracted to Japs, due to both physical and political/historical reasons.

No, what I meant was, saying "blahdeblah girls are simply not attractive" was a boneheaded statement. As I said, I find many japenese girls attractive.

As for my friend, he was chinese, touring China, and say chinese schoolgirls :p. And he didn't care, but I would've and that's why he's a right bastard :p


As for the "sir" thing, it fit the general statement. You know, the whole "You, sir, are somethingerever." Don't look into it too much.

Soldier (as you had addressed me as "Sir"), that is not a boneheaded statement, few Chinese are attracted to Japs, due to both physical and political/historical reasons.

It is such a statement since you used a broad generalization "because real Japs are ugly". A simple "imho" or such seperates personal preference from racism.

I like girls that are a mix of several types in this poll. I like outgoing goth, butch punk rocker (real one, please), full of attitude and liking sex (not the same as slutty, there is room enough for pleasure in a relationship). In short i like everything but what the media present us as ideals, which is either pure and boring or oversexed blonde bimbos with boob jobs. Individuality, a strong self and humour are the most important qualities. A pretty face is nice, but what i consider such is maybe not everyones choice.

Ah - so many girls to admire...

Is it just me, of do waaaaay too many girls fail to realise how gorgeous they are? I thought at one point that it might just be a backhanded ploy for compliments, but I don't think so: way too many drop dead gorgeous girls seem to think that they're plain!
MInd you, I think most girls are cute (at least those who look after themselves) but even so...

Oh, I hope the people arguing the Old Testament are all Jewish Christians. Gentile Christians aren't bound by the Law of Moses - check Acts chapter 15. There are a few exceptions, of course: idolatry, drinking blood, adultery etc but basically since the law wasn't given to us, it doesn't concern us...

She has to be smart if it's going to be a reasonable relationship...

Outgoing and funloving while still being able to take things seriously and have intelligent conversations.

A "Do these match? OMG!" girl to get me at the top of schools social class.

Hehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, then I dump jOO.

She has to be smart if it's going to be a reasonable relationship...

Are we talking PhD here or what?

Imho (meaning 'petty and insignificant') I really like the contrast of a well tanned or black guy against my pale skin. Really white (as in bleached, not Caucasian) looks unhealthy, as does (unfortunately) the yellow (again colour not racial descent) skin of many Asians.

A goatee is also nice as well...

The intelligence isn't quite an issue for me as long as there is a reasonable taste in music, and the ability to have an actual conversation...

There is a class of girl I hate and that is teh 'terminally optomistic' people... THEY PISS ME OFF NO END! AAARGH! oh well.. no-one cares about my opinion anyway, so I'll stop pretending that they do... later much

The only girl I prefer is mine. :D

Hmmm I was leaning towards the first option, with the fun-loving type, but I figured I like the "pure" good girl types more. Of course, the two can co-exist, so the best are when they are both :P

Sex is secondary to love... in all ways. I hate sluts...

Im more of a cuddley person.
I hate sluts

Goth of course. Pity there aren't many...

My ideal GF -

I want somebody who I can actually talk to, not just some bimbo who looks good - but speaking of looks, all that I want in a girl where that's concerned is that she takes pride in her appearance and doesnt look like a slob (But if she is anymore attractive than that, fine with me) or put layer after layer of makeup on (I *cannot* stand that!). I'd also like her to be athletic to some degree - like I am.

Are we talking PhD here or what?

Imho (meaning 'petty and insignificant') I really like the contrast of a well tanned or black guy against my pale skin. Really white (as in bleached, not Caucasian) looks unhealthy, as does (unfortunately) the yellow (again colour not racial descent) skin of many Asians.

A goatee is also nice as well...

No, not as in PHD. But not a stereotypical blonde.