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I got a Ralph Day at work today!

See, I'm a professional clown. A noble and enjoyable occupation, but income is feast or famine. So in order to smooth out the bumps in my income, and to get medical benefits, I work part-time at the local Indian Casino. I'm a blackjack dealer.

Anyhoo... today, at my table, an intoxicated and incredibly homely man projectile vomited across my table and hit me in the chest. Sufice to say, mayhem ensued. two other patrons at the table managed to lose their lunches in nearby trash cans. A nearby dealer and floor manager weren't so lucky. I was a bit annoyed.

The biggest annoyances came afterward. Do you know how much rigamarole is involved in handling $12,000 in puke-soaked casino chips? More than there should be. There comes a time when they stop being 'money' and become pieces of clay again. Puke ought to be one of them. *sigh* An hour later, I'm finally sent home early for the day... with a full day's pay. :D

I should get puked on more often.

Erm... Interesting?

Whoa..........I..............well..........I..............whoa

I approve of this story.

I approve of this story.

I can sleep soundly now. :)

I wouldn't have expected anything less, LG.

I wouldn't have expected anything less, LG.\

I aim to please. Which is more than I can say for the puker. His aim didn't please very many people.

Lunatic Goofballs, you have waaayy too many crazy adventures. This coming from an insane silicicolous moose who enjoys creating new ways to be obnoxiously weird.

But whatever floats your boat.

interesting yes, and something to remember, but im not sure if it would be worth it

It's a good story

Lunatic Goofballs, you have waaayy too many crazy adventures. This coming from an insane silicicolous moose who enjoys creating new ways to be obnoxiously weird.

But whatever floats your boat.

I was just an innocenty bystander this time. It's not like I tried to gross him out or anything.

By the way, if you want to have some fun, offer to get a seasick or otherwise ill friend a nice glass of warm mayonaise with hair in it. :D

An hour later, I'm finally sent home early for the day... with a full day's pay. :D

And rightly so. Having worked in the hospitality industry myself, I consider that a 'puke allowance' should be built into the award, as should a 'having to go clean up the men's loos after somebody had a little accident because the manager is too piss-weak to do it himself & the dishie's buggered off somewhere allowance'.

From the title this thread looked like a topic about Ralph Nader, guess not, lol.

From the title this thread looked like a topic about Ralph Nader, guess not, lol.

Every Day is Ralph Nader Day. ;)

I got a Ralph Day at work today!

See, I'm a professional clown. A noble and enjoyable occupation, but income is feast or famine. So in order to smooth out the bumps in my income, and to get medical benefits, I work part-time at the local Indian Casino. I'm a blackjack dealer.

Anyhoo... today, at my table, an intoxicated and incredibly homely man projectile vomited across my table and hit me in the chest. Sufice to say, mayhem ensued. two other patrons at the table managed to lose their lunches in nearby trash cans. A nearby dealer and floor manager weren't so lucky. I was a bit annoyed.

The biggest annoyances came afterward. Do you know how much rigamarole is involved in handling $12,000 in puke-soaked casino chips? More than there should be. There comes a time when they stop being 'money' and become pieces of clay again. Puke ought to be one of them. *sigh* An hour later, I'm finally sent home early for the day... with a full day's pay. :D

I should get puked on more often.

You are a true American hero. I applaud you.

But whatever floats your boat.

WRONG! The correct term is "whatever tickles your pickle".

WRONG! The correct term is "whatever tickles your pickle".

I thought it was, "Whatever r0xx0rs your s0xxors."

Pfft. Mine was better, hence I win. Please hand over your pants.

Pfft. Mine was better, hence I win. Please hand over your pants.

*sighs and does so* I lose more good trousers that way.

*puts pants in the Pant Sack*

*sighs and does so* I lose more good trousers that way.

TAKE IT ALL OFF BABY!http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/blackeye/all_coholic.gif

[leers]

It would be interesting if you mixed up your schedule.

After I got back from Vietnam, I flew my decomissioned F-105G (that I purchased and still own) at some airshows. I took a real tough guy up for some fly time. We did some negative G rolls. I could hear him start to feel distressed, and yelled at him to use the bag next to him. He didn't and puke went everywhere. The canopy was coverered as was me (it was dripping into my face and all over my visor, nothing like tasting someone elses puke, yum)and the controls. I had to put my visor down just so it wouldn't sting my eyes. I was flying in puke for 15 minutes until I could return to the airfield. Needless to say, I didn't take people up anymore.

BTW I think the guy ate chili dogs for lunch that day! :(

BTW I think the guy ate chili dogs for lunch that day! :(

Mmm! Chili Dogs! :D

Mmm! Chili Dogs! :D

Yum esp after it's been in someone else's stomach. Adds a bit more zest.