NationStates Jolt Archive


So now I'm not American enough...

Lithuanighanistania
05-08-2004, 08:17
Yeah, I wasn't hired to work in a FRENCH PASTRY SHOP because I don't look American enough. Funny part, this came from someone who most likely came here in 1942 from Italy. Bastard!
Jack-a-nape
05-08-2004, 08:27
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/whocares2.jpg
BLARGistania
05-08-2004, 08:29
heh. Silly French. Silly Americans.
Sheilanagig
05-08-2004, 08:29
The guy who didn't hire you probably remembers how much shit people from Germany and Italy got during the second world war. He just doesn't want to attract the attention of retards who think everyone French is the enemy, or even anyone who looks French and works in a bakery.

You can never play it too safe when you're dealing with the lowest common denominator.
MKULTRA
05-08-2004, 08:42
I thought you were japanese, Lith
A Cast Of Millions
05-08-2004, 20:54
Yeah, I wasn't hired to work in a FRENCH PASTRY SHOP because I don't look American enough. Funny part, this came from someone who most likely came here in 1942 from Italy. Bastard!

lol Surely you would expect someone who owns a French Pastry shop to be from France...
Squi
05-08-2004, 20:57
I'm still trying to figure out one can look american or non-american. Do you have green skin or something?
CSW
05-08-2004, 20:58
I'm still trying to figure out one can look american or non-american. Do you have green skin or something?
Yes...I wasn't aware that there was an american look.
Renard
05-08-2004, 20:59
You could probably sue him for discrimination, sounds like a ridiculous reason to me.
_Susa_
05-08-2004, 21:00
*snicker*
Kryozerkia
05-08-2004, 21:00
Yeah, I wasn't hired to work in a FRENCH PASTRY SHOP because I don't look American enough. Funny part, this came from someone who most likely came here in 1942 from Italy. Bastard!
That's so retarded! That guy sounds like such a freakin' moron!
Cuneo Island
05-08-2004, 21:01
Whoever he is, don't call my Italian brother a bastard.

No Italian is a bastard. Not even Mussolini, simply because he was Italian.
Renard
05-08-2004, 21:05
simply because he was Italian.
But he's also American, which makes him over weight, in-bred, obsessed with fire arms and unable to point to Africa on a well labelled map.

At least, so the stereotyping would have me belive. ;)

(Sarcasm, obviously)
Galliam
05-08-2004, 21:17
The real question is why the hell you would wan't to work in a french pastry shop.
A Cast Of Millions
05-08-2004, 21:17
But he's also American, which makes him over weight, in-bred, obsessed with fire arms and unable to point to Africa on a well labelled map.

At least, so the stereotyping would have me belive. ;)

(Sarcasm, obviously)

lol You forgot the fact that many Americans simply don't understand sarcasm (I'm not saying anyone here is like that, so don't complain) ;)

Damn that stereotyping, pushed into my brain from birth!
Jack-a-nape
06-08-2004, 05:48
But he's also American, which makes him over weight, in-bred, obsessed with fire arms and unable to point to Africa on a well labelled map.

At least, so the stereotyping would have me belive. ;)

(Sarcasm, obviously)

GAWD JESUS. Stop insulting the AMERICAN PEOPLE. WER PROD FOKES! WE PATRITOTIC AND BLIEVE IN THE GOODNES OF DEMCROCACY. I HAVE HALF A MIND TO KIK YU FROM HEAR TO AFRICA...IF I NEW WEAR IT WAS! LET ME FINISH EATING MY BIG MAC AND BAG OF CHIPS FIRST THO. mAN, I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH MY N.R.G.Z.R. .1001029 RIFLE WITH FULL S.T.R.N.M.R. TRIPLE-ACTION-LOADING CAPACITY! GAWD, I'M TIRED OF TIPING. IM GONA GO LISSEN TO LYNYRD SKYNYRD. "CUZ IM AS FREE AS A BIRD NOW, AND THIS BIRD YOU CAN NOT CHANGE. LOOOOOORD KNOWS, I CAN'T CHANGE." NOW I WILL GO LOOK UP "SARCASM" IN THE DICSHUNARY.
Squi
06-08-2004, 05:54
The real question is why the hell you would wan't to work in a french pastry shop.
I cannot be sure, but it has been my experience that the usual reason for this sort of thing is money. Some people are so addicted to the stuff they will actually let other people tell them what to do for hours a day multiple days a week just to get money.
CSW
06-08-2004, 05:57
GAWD JESUS. Stop insulting the AMERICAN PEOPLE. WER PROD FOKES! WE PATRITOTIC AND BLIEVE IN THE GOODNES OF DEMCROCACY. I HAVE HALF A MIND TO KIK YU FROM HEAR TO AFRICA...IF I NEW WEAR IT WAS! LET ME FINISH EATING MY BIG MAC AND BAG OF CHIPS FIRST THO. mAN, I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH MY N.R.G.Z.R. .1001029 RIFLE WITH FULL S.T.R.N.M.R. TRIPLE-ACTION-LOADING CAPACITY! GAWD, I'M TIRED OF TIPING. IM GONA GO LISSEN TO LYNYRD SKYNYRD. "CUZ IM AS FREE AS A BIRD NOW, AND THIS BIRD YOU CAN NOT CHANGE. LOOOOOORD KNOWS, I CAN'T CHANGE." NOW I WILL GO LOOK UP "SARCASM" IN THE DICSHUNARY.
I <3 you.