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Which race is better?

Sumamba Buwhan
04-08-2004, 20:05
Earth Humans Or Extraterrestiral Grays.

Grays are more advanced and created Jesus with genetic engineering. Surely the Grays are better.

*snicker* I just hate all the us against them threads... which country is better, whos govt is better, which culture is better...

And do you think Jesus would have been a Christian?
Bodies Without Organs
04-08-2004, 20:09
We 'lizard people' demand equal representation!
Insane Troll
04-08-2004, 20:10
Earth Humans Or Extraterrestiral Grays.

Grays are more advanced and created Jesus with genetic engineering. Surely the Grays are better.

*snicker* I just hate all the us against them threads... which country is better, whos govt is better, which culture is better...

And do you think Jesus would have been a Christian?

Jesus would've been Muslim or something like that.
Nimzonia
04-08-2004, 20:12
Earth Humans Or Extraterrestiral Grays.

Grays are more advanced and created Jesus with genetic engineering. Surely the Grays are better.

*snicker* I just hate all the us against them threads... which country is better, whos govt is better, which culture is better...

And do you think Jesus would have been a Christian?

But should Gray marriages be legal? :P
Sumamba Buwhan
04-08-2004, 20:12
The lizard people don't count because they are kind of scary to look at.
1248B
04-08-2004, 20:15
We 'lizard people' demand equal representation!

LOL

And here I was thinking congress was already crowded with you guys!!
Sumamba Buwhan
04-08-2004, 20:15
But should Gray marriages be legal? :P

lol, good question. I think they should because Jesus would have wanted it that way.
Bodies Without Organs
04-08-2004, 20:16
LOL

And here I was thinking congress was already crowded with you guys!!

"Some are more equal than others".

Yes, Eric Blair AKA George Orwell was one of us too.
1248B
04-08-2004, 20:17
Earth Humans Or Extraterrestiral Grays.

I just wanted to point out that you leaving out, as was expected, of my people, the extrateresticels, has been noted. :mad:
1248B
04-08-2004, 20:18
"Some are more equal than others".

Yes, Eric Blair AKA George Orwell was one of us too.

Leave it to the lizzies to come up with a stupid saying like that.:rolleyes:
ThreadAssassins
04-08-2004, 20:19
Spare a hope for the hybrids... ;_;
Imperial Articas
04-08-2004, 20:19
Humans kick ass!!! No question about it, we are the dominant species in the universe!!!!!
1248B
04-08-2004, 20:21
Humans kick ass!!! No question about it, we are the dominant species in the universe!!!!!

Isn't that "the doomed species of the universe"? You haven't forgotten that armagedon could happen any day now, right?
Sumamba Buwhan
04-08-2004, 20:24
I was just joking... the grays really are the humans. They are just our evolved form and don't come from outerspace at all but actually from the earths future.
Nimzonia
04-08-2004, 20:26
Isn't that "the doomed species of the universe"? You haven't forgotten that armagedon could happen any day now, right?

No, no, it's true. I was playing Starcraft earlier today, and that was proof enough for me. The Protoss come close, but the Zerg just fall apart like playdough.
1248B
04-08-2004, 20:28
No, no, it's true. I was playing Starcraft earlier today, and that was proof enough for me. The Protoss come close, but the Zerg just fall apart like playdough.

That's good enough for me! So, that leaves us with "the humans are the dominant and doomed species of the universe". Who would have guessed. :D
Imperial Articas
04-08-2004, 20:34
We are not doomed, armaggedon may come but we will have the power to stop it.
1248B
04-08-2004, 20:35
We are not doomed, armaggedon may come but we will have the power to stop it.

How? By praying really hard?
Imperial Articas
04-08-2004, 20:36
Alright, what do you think will happen when this armaggedon happens? Like give me an example and I will tell you how we will survive it.
Nimzonia
04-08-2004, 20:36
How? By praying really hard?

No, umbrellas.
1248B
04-08-2004, 20:38
Alright, what do you think will happen when this armaggedon happens? Like give me an example and I will tell you how we will survive it.

Relax! I'm just kidding. :)
Imperial Articas
04-08-2004, 20:39
Relax! I'm just kidding. :)

So then you agree that we can kick the ass of anything?(accept God and Jesus or whoever your gods are if your not christian)

Die you damn alien!!! :mp5: :sniper:
The Leeward Olympics
04-08-2004, 20:40
Alright, what do you think will happen when this armaggedon happens? Like give me an example and I will tell you how we will survive it.


ok...how about...Total ecological breakdown in about 20 years? Or...lets say a virus becomes immune to our drugs...There are any number of ways...Hell...even the magnetic field reversing.
Nimzonia
04-08-2004, 20:42
So then you agree that we can kick the ass of anything?(accept God and Jesus or whoever your gods are if your not christian)

Is 'accept' a typo there, or is that subliminal evangelism?
1248B
04-08-2004, 20:43
So then you agree that we can kick the ass of anything?(accept God and Jesus or whoever your gods are if your not christian)

I couldn't agree more!! And not only can we kick the ass of anything, we already do!! Yep, we've been kicking the ass of the Earth for a mighty long time now... Not something to be proud of, right? Or maybe you want to argue that our abuse of our own planet is something that brings us honour and glory?
Nimzonia
04-08-2004, 20:46
I couldn't agree more!! And not only can we kick the ass of anything, we already do!! Yep, we've been kicking the ass of the Earth for a mighty long time now... Not something to be proud of, right? Or maybe you want to argue that our abuse of our own planet is something that brings us honour and glory?

I don't know. The only reason not to thoroughly kick the Earth's ass, is because it then might not be around for us to kick its ass in future. It's only a rock. As soon as we find another one that works just as well, we can beat the crap out of this one and move on.
Randome
04-08-2004, 20:47
im proud to abuse this planet. because i am an alien. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM SO YOU CANT KICK MY ARSE HARHARHAR!!!!





im not really an alien. im very nice to the planet. honest.
1248B
04-08-2004, 20:49
It's only a rock.

This really puts your ignorance on display very well...
1248B
04-08-2004, 20:54
im proud to abuse this planet. because i am an alien. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM SO YOU CANT KICK MY ARSE HARHARHAR!!!!

That's what you think! Two words: IP address.

Don't be surprised when somewhere in the near future a little black van pulls up at your frontdoor and two MIB get out to take you "into their care." BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

im not really an alien. im very nice to the planet. honest.

Denial. :(

Trust me when I say that it is OK to be Alien. :D
Nimzonia
04-08-2004, 20:58
This really puts your ignorance on display very well...

Not really. It was a fairly abstract generalisation, rather than my actual opinion regarding the composition or function of the earth. If you think the context from which you lifted that quote was deadly serious, then that rather puts your ignorance on display.
Ashmoria
04-08-2004, 21:01
i think brown rice is best
sure it takes longer to cook but its worth it in the end
more vitamins and fiber and a better flavor
Upper Cet Kola Ytovia
04-08-2004, 21:06
I'd have to say the Cleveland Grand Prix. The Indy 500 is overrated!

...

What do you mean I didn't understand the question?
Nimzonia
04-08-2004, 21:07
And how was I supossed to know that? Use a crystal ball? :rolleyes:

Sure, if you find that to be an appropriate brain-substitute.
UpwardThrust
04-08-2004, 21:07
That's what you think! Two words: IP address.

Closest you get there is the isp :) they have to tell you where the individual is :-D
1248B
04-08-2004, 21:09
Sure, if you find that to be an appropriate brain-substitute.

Thanks for making yourself useful by saving my post. lol

As for your latest remark: try to communicate more efficiently or stop making up petty excuses when you are called on what you said. :)

"fairly abstract generalisation".... lolol
1248B
04-08-2004, 21:11
Closest you get there is the isp :) they have to tell you where the individual is :-D

You guys always stand out. :)

And you know why?

Hint: bad breath. :(
UpwardThrust
04-08-2004, 21:16
You guys always stand out. :)

And you know why?

Hint: bad breath. :(


Damn and I just brushed this morning!
Nimzonia
04-08-2004, 21:18
Thanks for making yourself useful by saving my post. lol

As for your latest remark: try to communicate more efficiently or stop making up petty excuses when you are called on what you said. :)

"fairly abstract generalisation".... lolol

I'm being told to 'communicate more efficiently' by someone who says 'lol'. How droll.
UpwardThrust
04-08-2004, 21:20
I'm being told to 'communicate more efficiently' by someone who says 'lol'. How droll.
lol is efficient communication

less letters :-P then laughing out loud
1248B
04-08-2004, 21:20
I'm being told to 'communicate more efficiently' by someone who says 'lol'. How droll.

Your ignorance is showing again. lol

lol = laughing out loud
Eridanus
04-08-2004, 21:23
This is possibly the most genius thread ever created. Thank you!
Nimzonia
04-08-2004, 21:24
Your ignorance is showing again. lol

lol = laughing out loud

Honestly, is there any conclusion you won't jump to? Where did I imply that I didn't know what lol means?
Sumamba Buwhan
04-08-2004, 21:29
This is possibly the most genius thread ever created. Thank you!


hehehe you are welcome..

I find it hilarious that this thread resulted in flaming.
Corrini
04-08-2004, 21:31
Jesus was CHRIST vole :rolleyes:
Nimzonia
04-08-2004, 21:31
hehehe you are welcome..

I find it hilarious that this thread resulted in flaming.

I prefer the term 'thinly disguised flaming'. It sounds more sophisticated.

Then again, it's bound to result, when someone keeps calling me ignorant for no apparent reason.
1248B
04-08-2004, 21:33
Honestly, is there any conclusion you won't jump to? Where did I imply that I didn't know what lol means?

That was quite a natural conclusion as it was you who accused me of not communicating efficiently simply because I used that abrevation. If you had know that "lol" is an abrevation then you would have realised that such an accusation would only mean ridicule for your person. After all, how can you take someone seriously who argues that using an abrevation means to communicate inefficiently? lol
1248B
04-08-2004, 21:37
I prefer the term 'thinly disguised flaming'. It sounds more sophisticated.

Then again, it's bound to result, when someone keeps calling me ignorant for no apparent reason.

Only for no apparent reason in your eyes, pal. Why? Because you are too stubborn to admit that you are in the wrong here.
Nimzonia
04-08-2004, 21:40
That was quite a natural conclusion as it was you who accused me of not communicating efficiently simply because I used that abrevation. If you had know that "lol" is an abrevation then you would have realised that such an accusation would only mean ridicule for your person. After all, how can you take someone seriously who argues that using an abrevation means to communicate inefficiently? lol

I think it's more because lol is such an over used and trite abbreviation, that seeing it used immediatley puts me off reading anything else written by the author. Efficiency of communication isn't measured in conservation of letters, but by how effectively you get your message across.

I mean, how often, when you write lol, are you actually laughing out loud? It's inane.
Quelzatchican
04-08-2004, 21:41
Jesus would've been Muslim or something like that.

Islam came a few centuries after Christianity became the mainstream religion, from the prophet Mohammed. He adopted aspects from Christianity and Judaism to forge a new religious docterine for his people. Mohammed was a great general who rallied the Arabs to conquer much of the middle eastern world, absorbing much of the declining Christian empire of Byzantium.

There's actually a lot of fighting about this in the world right now! (in case you didn't know that either)

Jesus was Hebrew. :P
Nimzonia
04-08-2004, 21:45
Only for no apparent reason in your eyes, pal. Why? Because you are too stubborn to admit that you are in the wrong here.

Eh, so, what was I incorrect on again? I'm still at a loss as to how a thoroughly innocuous remark, in a completely lighthearted thread, has managed to harvest such an attack. Are you always this offensive, or does it occur randomly, like Tourette's?
Sumamba Buwhan
04-08-2004, 21:46
Islam came a few centuries after Christianity became the mainstream religion, from the prophet Mohammed. He adopted aspects from Christianity and Judaism to forge a new religious docterine for his people. Mohammed was a great general who rallied the Arabs to conquer much of the middle eastern world, absorbing much of the declining Christian empire of Byzantium.

There's actually a lot of fighting about this in the world right now! (in case you didn't know that either)

Jesus was Hebrew. :P

Jesus was Hindu man!
Brutanion
04-08-2004, 21:52
Jesus was Hindu man!

Nah. Jesus was Turnipist but he was greatly misquoted.
Zimboomboom
04-08-2004, 21:54
I like the Formula One Grand Prix race, especially the Monaco Grand Prix because they drive through the city streets. Way cool.
Sumamba Buwhan
04-08-2004, 21:55
it's true... Jesus loved turnips of all shapes,sizes and colors. What a guy.
Miss Karla
04-08-2004, 21:55
I'm lost. How do you find out which race lives in your nation????? :rolleyes: :fluffle: <<< funny :D :(
*~karla~*
1248B
04-08-2004, 21:55
I mean, how often, when you write lol, are you actually laughing out loud?

Quite often.


It's inane.

Says who? Oh, you! I guess then it must be true.
Nimzonia
04-08-2004, 21:58
Says who? Oh, you! I guess then it must be true.

Well, if it's come to this, then you're stupid - jinx, no comebacks! I win!

Right, I'm going to bed.
Sumamba Buwhan
04-08-2004, 21:58
I like the Formula One Grand Prix race, especially the Monaco Grand Prix because they drive through the city streets. Way cool.

What about Tour De France?
THE WHITE ROOM
04-08-2004, 21:59
Eh, so, what was I incorrect on again? I'm still at a loss as to how a thoroughly innocuous remark, in a completely lighthearted thread, has managed to harvest such an attack. Are you always this offensive, or does it occur randomly, like Tourette's?


i would like to get in on this thread by flaming this innocent man who never did anything but point out the gross holes in the polarized, over-definite statements that were flung at him without regard for opinion. Further, i would like to berate him for pointing out the lack of social sophistication on the part of the so-called intellectuals who started this attack by taking his objective treatment of his planet as some obscure heresy.
Please in no way should said parties, aside from the target, interpret this as anything but staunch support.

Courtesy.
UpwardThrust
04-08-2004, 22:01
Anyways I realized I never answered the question

The best race hmmm that’s a tough one

I would have to go for the kitten/goldfish hybrids … so silly
Sumamba Buwhan
04-08-2004, 22:01
I'm lost. How do you find out which race lives in your nation????? :rolleyes: :fluffle: <<< funny :D :(
*~karla~*

anal probes of course
THE WHITE ROOM
04-08-2004, 22:03
~Sigh~
My posts always end up at the bottom of the page, then get skipped over because the posting goes on to the next page without them.
Sumamba Buwhan
04-08-2004, 22:07
Anyways I realized I never answered the question

The best race hmmm that’s a tough one

I would have to go for the kitten/goldfish hybrids … so silly

how could I forget about that? you are correct sir
1248B
04-08-2004, 22:13
Eh, so, what was I incorrect on again?

Then let me tell you why I took your comparison of the earth to a rock serious, and not as an abstraction.

On this forum I've read posts from people who argue that:

- the holocaust never happened

- based on what the bible says homosexuality is unnatural

- Bush's politics is making the world a safer place, even that he is a good president

And that is just a small sample of some of the inane ideas people have and still are promoting on this very forum. So, when I read your comparison and nothing that indicated that you were not dead-serious, like a smilly, I simply presumed that you were just one of the many wacko's that frequent this site.

And when you next claimed that I somehow should have magically realised that your comparison was only an abstract generalization, when it is your job as the author to make it plain whether you are talking in abstractions, jest, seriousness, etc., you basically held me responsible for your own failure to get your words across efficiently. As you see, at least that's what I'm hoping, it was you who was at fault here.




I'm still at a loss as to how a thoroughly innocuous remark, in a completely lighthearted thread, has managed to harvest such an attack. Are you always this offensive, or does it occur randomly, like Tourette's?

Wait a second! It was you who apparently took my remarks about Armageddon seriously. Challenging me to come up with examples of what I imagine might happen. And next it was me who said "Relax! I'm only joking". Next it was my turn to misinterpret your words, if you really had misinterpreted me that is-- and how did you respond? In the same light-hearted manner that I had done just minutes earlier? No, you went defensive... Instead of simply clearing up the misunderstanding by saying "Relax! It's just an abstract generalisation", you attacked me. So, please, don't go playing "I don't understand his responses!!"

BTW You might want to contemplate on your own question: "Are you always this defensive?"

Well, are you?
1248B
04-08-2004, 22:16
Well, if it's come to this, then you're stupid - jinx, no comebacks! I win!

Right, I'm going to bed.

Yeah, I figured you'd do as much. Good night to you, Mr/Mrs Self-Declared Winner. :rolleyes:
THE WHITE ROOM
04-08-2004, 22:19
Then let me tell you why I took your comparison of the earth to a rock serious, and not as an abstraction.... [And on, and on, and on, until the thing being beaten is unrecognizeable as a horse] ...Well, are you?


Judging by your opponent's lack of response, short of his comment that your immaturity has exhausted him and that he needs to get away from you, i officially judge you as having the larger penis. You can print this out and hang it on your wall as proof. Thank you for contributing nothing to a completely innocent, humour-based thread.

Courtesy.
1248B
04-08-2004, 22:22
Judging by your opponent's lack of response, short of his comment that your immaturity has exhausted him and that he needs to get away from you, i officially judge you as having the larger penis. You can print this out and hang it on your wall as proof. Thank you for contributing nothing to a completely innocent, humour-based thread.

Courtesy.

How nice! A puppet! LOL

G'night again, Nimzonia.
THE WHITE ROOM
04-08-2004, 22:25
How nice! A puppet! LOL

G'night again, Nimzonia.


Incredible. You'll really believe anything you dredge out of your hopelessly self-centered mind, won't you? Do you ACTUALLY believe that you are so in the right by flaming this completely inoffensive man that you can't even accept that someone with half a mind could come to his defense?

Courtesy.
Sumamba Buwhan
04-08-2004, 22:31
ok everybody... GO TO YOUR ROOMS and don't come out until you think about what you've done.


You don't get dinner until you apologize... and I'm making your favorite; Sloppy Joes!
THE WHITE ROOM
04-08-2004, 22:33
ok everybody... GO TO YOUR ROOMS and don't come out until you think about what you've done.


You don't get dinner until you apologize... and I'm making your favorite; Sloppy Joes!

Awwwww...

But HE'S the one who STARTED slinging around obtuse judgements and making exactly the sycophantic assumptions he so despises.....

Oh fine.

~Trudges off to room~
Sumamba Buwhan
04-08-2004, 22:41
let me just say that when you push a button and it shocks you and then you push it again and it shocks you that it might be better to try that other button. The one that pumps you full of endorphins. i'm just saying is all.
1248B
04-08-2004, 22:44
Awwwww...

But HE'S the one who STARTED slinging around obtuse judgements and making exactly the sycophantic assumptions he so despises.....

Oh fine.

~Trudges off to room~

Please refrain from making anymore petty assumptions regarding my person. And yes, as usual you are wrong. And no, I don't expect you to understand this. :)

Have a nice day.

My last remark in this thread for now as I don't feel like sidetracking it anymore as it already is.
Kilmanga
04-08-2004, 23:03
i think that everyones got a bit off anyway
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sumamba Buwhan
ok everybody... GO TO YOUR ROOMS and don't come out until you think about what you've done.
You don't get dinner until you apologize... and I'm making your favorite; Sloppy Joes!

hey what about me? ive not been in this conversation at all so i get a sloppy joe :p mnnnn (munches Greedly) sloppy joes
anyway
we the little midget people of Kilmanga deserve to have proper representation
just beacause were small doesnt mean we dont matter.
and we demand more sloppy joes
sorry dont know how quote system works
The Holy Palatinate
05-08-2004, 00:13
Greys!
Any race which is smart enough to build space ships but unable to work out what alcohol will do to them is worth having in your backyard!
Ah, drag racing 'borrowed' spaceships - could there be anything finer?
Ancients of Mu Mu
05-08-2004, 05:26
My favourite race is the Melbourne Cup. No need to thank me. I'm happy to help. :D
Nimzonia
05-08-2004, 07:18
Wait a second! It was you who apparently took my remarks about Armageddon seriously. Challenging me to come up with examples of what I imagine might happen. And next it was me who said "Relax! I'm only joking".

Man, I wish I'd stayed up to see this. It wasn't me who said that, it was Imperial Arcticas. You've been attacking the wrong person, idiot.
1248B
05-08-2004, 13:51
Man, I wish I'd stayed up to see this. It wasn't me who said that, it was Imperial Arcticas. You've been attacking the wrong person, idiot.


LOL That is too funny. :)

BTW That doesn't really change anything, does it? It was still you who could have politely pointed out that I had misinterpreting your words, but instead opted for the attack. And you know what? I’m not surprised that at all that you chose to ignore that. :D
Nimzonia
05-08-2004, 14:43
LOL That is too funny. :)

BTW That doesn't really change anything, does it? It was still you who could have politely pointed out that I had misinterpreting your words, but instead opted for the attack. And you know what? I’m not surprised that at all that you chose to ignore that. :D

Hang on... I did point out that I was making a random comment that was completely unrelated to my actual opinion, but you went and attacked me for that too. I had no way of knowing you were mistaking me for that other guy until you said so. Plus, I go ballistic if people call me ignorant.
Eeptopia
05-08-2004, 15:21
When I was young we called them aliens
Sumamba Buwhan
05-08-2004, 16:07
When I was young we called them aliens

yeah but that's so 90's :D