Idiotic/Funny things on NS
Found idiotic or funny sentences in NS? Issues, regions, mottos, whatever. Give us all a good laugh :P
"Like what you see? Move Colodia to NAZI EUROPE today!"
man....wtf are you kidding me?
"Compassion is the dominate emotion"- Nazi Weaponized Virus.
No need to pick on that nation, but it seems od to see a Nazi with compassion.
Keruvalia
04-08-2004, 19:10
You think that's good ... check out their website (http://www.freewebs.com/nazi_europe/).
Yet, in the FAQ - under Ettiquette - this sort of thing is frowned upon.
That whole region should be eradicated ... SS flags and all.
Cuneo Island
04-08-2004, 19:16
"Compassion is the dominate emotion"- Nazi Weaponized Virus.
No need to pick on that nation, but it seems od to see a Nazi with compassion.
I hate people who constantly talk about nazis.
Sumamba Buwhan
04-08-2004, 19:37
he is a virus... not a nazi
a virus that went horribly wrong and started attacking the very conservative warmongers that created it.
Von Witzleben
04-08-2004, 20:20
he is a virus... not a nazi
a virus that went horribly wrong and started attacking the very conservative warmongers that created it.
The Americans?
From one of the nations I created:
"Canadian Duchies's national animal is the snowmobile, which is also the nation's favorite main course"
I just couldn't wait for the issue concerning whether the nation's animal should be used as food.
Doomduckistan
04-08-2004, 21:37
One of the others in my region once had both School Uniforms and Compulsary Nudity at once. That begs the question- What colour hat was the uniform?
Legalize Freedom
04-08-2004, 21:40
Back before my original nation (sizzle) was deleted for inactivity, pretty much every post ever made by Lunatic Goofballs
Snaggletooth
04-08-2004, 21:51
The Americans?
That's right...those darn Americans created the Nazi party! Those jerks.
Nadejda 2
04-08-2004, 21:52
That's right...those darn Americans created the Nazi party! Those jerks.
lol, yeah who knew Hitler would become our president?
Eridanus
04-08-2004, 22:04
Oh god, there are way to many to name.
I just read something crazy on one of my puppet nations and so I had to dig this thread up...:
The Most Serene Republic of Problem Children is a huge, economically powerful nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. ...
The large, pro-business government concentrates mainly on...
hmmm...wonder why a pro-business government would practice anti-business politics... :confused: :headbang: :gundge:
Keruvalia
07-08-2004, 19:27
I don't know why, but I find this hilarious:
The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
:D
British Jimmy
07-08-2004, 19:29
British Jimmy is renound for itz punitive income tax rates. .........
You have a average income tax of 97%!
I don't know why, but I find this hilarious:
The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
:D
that's a good point actually...what are 14 year old boys doing selling lemonade? That's like high school freshmen....
Lemonade stands are like for 6-8 year olds...
Opal Isle
07-08-2004, 19:31
Here's a good one...
I watch O' Reilly every night he does not cut their mics off.
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
07-08-2004, 19:38
A few things about my country
"The Nomadic Peoples of Crabcake Baba Ganoush is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line, and billions of eggplants are being poured into a space program. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force."
Goobergunchia
07-08-2004, 20:16
hmm, just a few I found by randomly clicking around....
3 hours ago
The Rogue Nation of Greenlanternistan
In brightest day in blackest night no evil shall escape my sight Let all who worship evil's might beware of my power Green Lantern's Light!
74 minutes ago
The People's Republic of Playdoepete
We are fine with hippys as long as your not a tree loving hippy.
50 minutes ago
The Most Serene Republic of Cattttt
puuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
28 minutes ago
The Rogue Nation of Yulia
Hm. Aren't we horribly active at stupidly early hours of the morning?
115 minutes ago
The Borderlands of The Technocrat Union
this is a anoncement of the newly formed technocrats union if you have interest in the technocracy call the head of the technocracy the cosmic technocracy as soon as posseble
111 minutes ago
The Borderlands of The Technocrat Union
the technocracy is a technotopia for those of industreal class technology class science class and socialist class
109 minutes ago
The Borderlands of The Technocrat Union
the technocracy has many agents and has made nationstates like this
108 minutes ago
The Borderlands of The Technocrat Union
so i will give the key to my land. the password is iamatechnocrat
107 minutes ago
The Borderlands of The Technocrat Union
i must now make way to my land
54 minutes ago
The Free Land of Nomadic Raiders
bye friends
Spotlight on:
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/1_infinite_loop.jpg The 17 year Cicada of 1 Infinite Loop
"CheriRIriRIriRIriRIriRIriRIriRIriRIRiRiRiRiRiriRIriRIri"
85 minutes ago
The Libertarian Bohemia of Hieraphobia
Join the Capitalist Alliance if you like the name; or if you're an advocate of laissez-faire economics.
85 minutes ago
The Libertarian Bohemia of Hieraphobia
Actually, don't do anything. Go home and eat a lemon. Then think about what you've done.
75 minutes ago
The Most Serene Republic of Hideous Screaming Pain
Mmmmm...lemon.
Spotlight on:
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/eurofounder.jpg The Fascist Commie Pigs of EuroFounder
Spotlight on:
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/h2so4.jpg The Best Psychos Only Approve of H2SO4
"Getting Sulphuric on yo' ass. Oh yes."
Opal Isle
07-08-2004, 20:20
This entire thread is pretty good. (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=346602)
Suicidal Librarians
07-08-2004, 23:00
You think that's good ... check out their website (http://www.freewebs.com/nazi_europe/).
Yet, in the FAQ - under Ettiquette - this sort of thing is frowned upon.
That whole region should be eradicated ... SS flags and all.
That is horrible. :sniper:
Keruvalia
08-08-2004, 00:43
Sweeet ...
From my nation's description:
government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Luckdonia
08-08-2004, 01:41
You think thats bad?
My nations "Miss Luckdonia" contest was under attack from several protesters & pressure groups for being sexist, so I agreed on making it open to both sexes,believing that there would then be 2 seperate contests- one for "Mr Luckdonia".....everyones a winner,right?
Wrong-the next day,my nations factbook stated "Max Barry has been crowned this years Miss Luckdonia"
D'oh!