Caption "Contest"
Reaganodia
04-08-2004, 18:04
Caption the attached image.
El-Shaladan
04-08-2004, 18:09
Friends, Americans, Countrymen: Lend Me Your Ears
or
Okay, Everyone Vote For Me, Or These Corn Grenades Go Off, You Hear?
or perhaps just the truth:
If Bush Is Re-elected, This Is About All You Guys Are Gonna Have To Eat. All Year.
:D
ThreadAssassins
04-08-2004, 18:12
The one on the right is actually a crossbow.
Keruvalia
04-08-2004, 18:15
Something about "turning a CORNer" comes to mind, but it's an incomplete thought.
John Kerry and Michael Jackson try to win over local Nebraska voters by brandishing corn
Suicidal Librarians
04-08-2004, 18:40
John Kerry and Michael Jackson try to win over local Nebraska voters by brandishing corn
Wow, that guy does look like Michael Jackson!
Trilateral Commission
04-08-2004, 18:42
Wow, that guy does look like Michael Jackson!
I think that's Kerry's wife!
Meatopiaa
04-08-2004, 18:44
...
"Children of the Corn"
...
Suicidal Librarians
04-08-2004, 18:44
I think that's Kerry's wife!
Oh, really........
"I think this will be a great pose for a caption contest, don't you think so too?"
Chess Squares
04-08-2004, 18:46
"Don't make me pop these, I'll do it. Vote for me or I'll pop them."
John Kerry taking a much more traditional approach to drive-in movies.
Conan-Utopia
04-08-2004, 18:48
I won 3 Purple Hea... wait... WHERE ARE MY PURPLE HEARTS!?
Squornshelous
04-08-2004, 18:52
It is a little known fact that John Kerry once worked at a drive through restaurant in Nebraska.
It is a little known fact that John Kerry once worked at a drive through restaurant in Nebraska.
A drive-past resteraunt, surely?
Suicidal Librarians
04-08-2004, 19:20
You know Iowa grows corn too, not just Nebraska.
HannibalSmith
04-08-2004, 19:57
"I'm John Kerry and I served in Vietnam, plus my wife Teresa cornholes me every night with these. I have a secret plan for Iraq. Vote Kerry!"