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Democrats, Liberals, Leftists, and some independents will be voting for John Kerry because they hate George W. Bush.



Republicans, Conservatives, Rightists, and some independents will be voting for George W. Bush because they hate Michael Moore since he's fat and exercised his right to free speech.

Democrats, Liberals, Leftists, and some independents will be voting for John Kerry because they hate George W. Bush.



Republicans, Conservatives, Rightists, and some independents will be voting for George W. Bush because they hate Michael Moore since he's fat and exercised his right to free speech.

"Hmmm...uh huh...yeah...thank you"

*hangs up phone*

"I'm sorry sir, but you're..." *dramatic pause* "...a dumbass."

Democrats, Liberals, Leftists, and some independents will be voting for John Kerry because they hate George W. Bush.



Republicans, Conservatives, Rightists, and some independents will be voting for George W. Bush because they hate Michael Moore since he's fat and exercised his right to free speech.

Some Republicans, most Conservatives, most Rightists, and a few independents will be voting for George W. Bush because they feel he's doing the best job possible. I disagree with them, but hey, that's because we think in different ways. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fokes.

Democrats, Liberals, Leftists, most independants, some Republicans, a few Conservatives, and a few Rightists will vote for John Kerry because they know that he will be able to at least pull the country out of the quagmire it's currently in.

Now, please, can we intelligently debate without resorting to name calling? Or are we going to descend back to the levels of third-graders? :D

Republicans, Conservatives, Rightists, and some independents will be voting for George W. Bush because they hate Michael Moore since he's fat and exercised his right to free speech.
No Its Becasue People Like You Always Think That We ARE Totall And Complete Dumbass(es or s?), Who Are Anti-Every Think That Involves Freedoms, (bastards). Kerry INCLUDED.

Now, please, can we intelligently debate without resorting to name calling? Or are we going to descend back to the levels of third-graders? :D
Soon AS OPAL does I will start Trying (I am Assuming HE got passed 3 Grade)

No Its Becasue People Like You Always Think That We ARE Totall And Complete Dumbass(es or s?), Who Are Anti-Every Think That Involves Freedoms, (bastards). Kerry INCLUDED.

Way too many capitalization errors in that post to take it seriously.

"I will when he does".

For some reason I was just reminded of Mrs. Zellmer, my third-grade teacher. :rolleyes:

Who Are Anti-Every Think That Involves Freedoms, (bastards). Kerry INCLUDED.


Least intelligible sentence ever. You get a gold star.

Keep up the good work, you tell those commie, homosexual, tax-evading liberals, They just hate freedom, that why they want to improve teh economy.

Seriously, all this "you hate freedom" bullshit is really starting to piss me off.

Soon AS OPAL does I will start Trying (I am Assuming HE got passed 3 Grade)

With that lack of punctuation, incorrect usage of the word "passed" and capitalisation all over the place, you're in no position to accuse people of failing to pass the third grade, boyo.

Opal Isle is being over-simplistic, of course, but that's probably his point. It's probably largely true, though, that most people voting for Kerry simply want Bush out. As do the entire of Europe, but since we can't vote on it, our opinion means squat.

It's your decision, I suppose. Just don't allow yourself to regret it later.

Way too many capitalization errors in that post to take it seriously.
If you havent noticed "vapmire" has trouble with typing. He even misspelled his nation's name! Look at his other posts, they are equally funny.

It occurs to me that George W himself may have graced us with his presence. Mr President? Shouldn't you be shaking hands with guys with ties right now?

It occurs to me that George W himself may have graced us with his presence. Mr President? Shouldn't you be shaking hands with guys with ties right now?

Luckily Kerry is not here or he may have changed his stance and told us how great a job Bush is doing!

Luckily Kerry is not here or he may have changed his stance and told us how great a job Bush is doing!


Was that supossed to be funny? Cause it was a really miserable attempt.

Was that supossed to be funny? Cause it was a really miserable attempt.

We may have to ban the president for multi-accounting...

Was that supossed to be funny? Cause it was a really miserable attempt.

I thought it was pretty clever, though I am half asleep.

Would it have been better if I would have used examples?

I thought it was pretty clever, though I am half asleep.

Would it have been better if I would have used examples?


Maybe, but I just didn't find it funny. Maybe I didn't get the joke but it seemed like an unfunny cheap shot at Kerry. Maybe Im just jaded, but I thought you could do better.