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In a dark apartment building, a flight of rickety stairs leads to another... and at the top, there is a door. Enter the door and see a dimly lit foyer with several open doors beyond... and a window at the far end, with curtains blowing gently in the breeze.

This is Sparren's attic, and is by no means a castle...except to her.

*sighs and looks out the window into the street* *feels... alone...*

*sneaks up behind her*

HI!!!

GAH! *jumps and turns* How'd you get in here?! The door's locked!

*walks in* Hey. Haven't seen you in quite some time.

.............So that's why I couldn't get in real easy!

OWWWW..oh geesh...will someone turn on the friggin lights..I just banged my head on a ceiling beam.!!

Where's the light switch? Where's the room going? Where am I going? :S

Where's the light switch? Where's the room going? Where am I going? :S

Well.where are you going?...I have no clue because the damn lites are still not on

*finds light switch*

Got it!

*turns on lights*

*walks in* Hey. Haven't seen you in quite some time.

Yes, indeed, it's been a while. *waves*

*looks up* Aah, the light.. *squints at Lang*

Yes, the life-saving light.

*walks in*

Now that we have lites...ahmmm...did anyone bring the chips and salsa dip? I mean...Lakren was here first..ahmm..miss..ahmmm..any chips?

*walks in*
Hows it goin? I brought some drinks!
*pulls 12 pack of Guinness out of bag*

o_O *wonders if Squorn needs help, or just a faster computer*

Hola, welcome to the party. Anybody want to sit down? *gestures at the mismatched chairs and sofas around the room* *sits on a sofa*

*walks in*
Hows it goin? I brought some drinks!
*pulls 12 pack of Guinness out of bag*

What..no diet pepsi for us non-drinkers?....Man..go back down to the 7-11 and get some diet pepsi...oh..and mebbe some Doritos and salsa dip?

Sounds like an idea... thanks for bringing supplies! ;)

*grabs a Guinness* Thanks, Susa. Good thinking.

o_O *wonders if Squorn needs help, or just a faster computer*

Hola, welcome to the party. Anybody want to sit down? *gestures at the mismatched chairs and sofas around the room* *sits on a sofa*

Both.

*goes to make herself a sandwich in the kitchen, alone again*

*from unknown spot*

SPARREN! :D

*shifty eyes* Is that Lang again? Getting in through locked doors?

Nupe. :D

*calls 911 to report... something*

*Knocks on door and attempts to sell some double glazing*

AHAHAHAHA!!!

*falls out of the tree and guys from the insane asylum take him away*

*sees Lang being dragged away so kicks the men in white coats in the shins* leave him alone!

*Tries to sell the assylum people double glazing as well*

*kablinks*

... *goes to the door*

Hello sir! Could I interest you in some double glazing?

Do I look that much like a boy?

No, thank you, I'll pass. *slams the door and rubs her forehead*

Thank you, Tink Tink! :D

*runs back and forth*

(Through letter box) WHAT ABOUT CLADDING?

*opens the door with duct tape in hand and gets a hand on the salesman* Hold still while I put this on your mouth!

*Walks up.*

Hey everybody!

So is the owner of this joint around, she's so cute isn't she.

*trips over something and rolls down the street*

Woohoohoohoo!!!

*crashes*

Thank you, Tink Tink! :D

*runs back and forth*
no problem Lang Lang, just be careful running about like that!

*hears a muffled crash from down the street* Oh, no...

Mhh mee Miff*

(*translation through masking tape: And apparently likes it a little kinky)

*Walks in*


Hi!

*from down the street*

Howdy, Angelic!

*glowers* Right, right...

Angelic! where've you been?

I've been off and on today.

it seems like ages since i last saw you!

*comes back*

I'm baaaaaack.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! :D

*Climbs in through the window, helps himself to the snacks then starts trying to sell security systems.*

it seems like ages since i last saw you!

I know. So, how are you?

Hey Sparren. Nice attic you got goin' here.

*zooms up tree*

I know. So, how are you?
good thanks, you?

Hey Sparren. Nice attic you got goin' here.

Thank ya, thank ya. Can I get you anything to eat-slash-drink?

Thank ya, thank ya. Can I get you anything to eat-slash-drink?
I'm fine, thanks.

good thanks, you?

I'm great, thanks.

Angelic, how come the thing under your name always says you're offline?

I dunno.

*falls out of tree*

w00t!

*climbs tree and falls out*

w00t!

*keeps climbing the tree and keeps falling out*

It's probably not a good idea to keep doing that, Lang.

Why not?

*lands on concrete*

Oops.

*gets up with a bump on his head*

Well I gotta go. Bye!

Bye, Angelic!

Why not?

*lands on concrete*

Oops.

*gets up with a bump on his head*
Uhhh...that's why not.

See ya, Angelic!

Brilliant... *flops down in her favorite armchair with a cup of lemonade*

bye Angelic


*kisses the bump on Lang's head* you ok?

Ow. Yep. I'm okay. :)

Aw, how sweet. :D

*starts an egg boiling in the kitchen and goes to read a book in the living room*

Living room? I thought this was an attic?

No, it's technically just the top floor of an apartment building... but I call it an attic. :D

I see.

Yes, indeed.

*cricket, cricket*

You really need to do something to get rid of that cricket problem in your attic. ;)

You're right... <_< >_>

Of course I'm right.

You always are, n'est-ce pas?

Oui, je suis toujours correcte. J/k

Tres chic...

*smacks her forehead and reverts back to English* Don't speak French, stupid...

What does tres chic mean?

Er.. basically, very nice. :D

Ahhh. My french isn't the best.

That's all right with me... just forgive me-- sometimes I accidentally speak in French and forget to edit it into English... bah...

But usually I erase the whole thing and rewrite it in the right language. ^____^

lol. So you're fluent in french I'm guessing?

Ja. Or pretty close to it... sometimes I get mixed up between French and Spanish. : P

If you live in the U.S., wouldn't you learn Spanish in school? How did you learn French?

Yes, especially as I live in Arizona... we learn Spanish...

But I've taken French also since I was 7, from tutors and stuff. I just like that language better.

I learned French in school, so I know a little.

Looks like this is the hangout until Tink makes a new paradise club.

Whoa...Paradise Club was deleted. I lost like all my posts. :(

Whoa...Paradise Club was deleted. I lost like all my posts. :(
So did Cuneo and Lakren and other people. http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=346067

*Drinks a beer to drown his sorrows of losing posts.

I'm still the prince.

*Kisses Lakren.*

And she's still my princess.

Have you given that GT3 a drive yet?

Cuneo? do you want to make a paradise Club 2?

EDIT: nevermind, i got your Tg, i'll do it now

It's alright, let's stick to tradition babe.

*Sips his beer.*

Where'd Sparren go.

Where are you my princess?

*unlocks the door for the first time in ages*

*walks in* *sighs and sinks into her armchair*