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i know this is a game forum,
but these boys are getting on my nerves lately,
and i'm thinking about killing them one by one...
i also know that most of you are males...

anyways, don't you just hate lil boys who think they got game?
during the past few weeks,
these stupid lil boys trying to pimp me,
and heck, they're like 2 - 3 years younger than me...
and for all i know,
they shouldn't even be thinking about dating yet.

WHY CAN'T I ATTRACT OLDER AND GUYS MY AGE? *cries*

lol j/k

what the hell is wrong with you

Game?

Please never EVER use "Ghetto talk" i swear to god if i rule the world, the usage of "ghetto words" will be responded with a black van pulling up neck to you and beating you

WHY CAN'T I ATTRACT OLDER AND GUYS MY AGE? *cries*

I know! It's AWFUL!

:P All guys seem to be repelled by me, except for the younger ones...

what the hell is wrong with you

Game?

Please never EVER use "Ghetto talk" i swear to god if i rule the world, the usage of "ghetto words" will be responded with a black van pulling up neck to you and beating you

what the hell is wrong with you?

and it ain't ghetto talk...
it's slang...
but whatever, if you have issues with how i talk,
then so be it,
but don't say it here.

I'd have to ask after reading that how old YOU are?

And if you don't like the annoying boys, just ignore them.

I know! It's AWFUL!

:P All guys seem to be repelled by me, except for the younger ones...

lol at least you ain't alone...

I'd have to ask after reading that how old YOU are?

And if you don't like the annoying boys, just ignore them.

i'm 16
and yeah, i'm ignoring them...

lol at least you ain't alone...

That's true, I'm not... let's form the "Lonely [Teenage!] Hearts Club." ;)

Im a guy, but personally, i like older girls, so what if they are 2-3 years older? i think it works better that way. What do you have against younger guys?

That's true, I'm not... let's form the "Lonely [Teenage!] Hearts Club." ;)
lol yeah we should!

It's funny, I attract older and younger guys... which isn't a good thing, cause im a guy... Oh well, as long as they don't get too close, they leave with all their body parts attached.

Im a guy, but personally, i like older girls, so what if they are 2-3 years older? i think it works better that way. What do you have against younger guys?

Guys are naturally more immature, and being younger makes them even more so.

That's at my age, which is 15...

Im a guy, but personally, i like older girls, so what if they are 2-3 years older? i think it works better that way. What do you have against younger guys?

i have nothing against younger guys,
but looking at my age, i'm only 16...
and that would make them 12-14...
they're more like the boys i play video games with,
not the ones i would go out with,
they're still like kids...

and i know, as we all get older,
age don't matter cause we become mature,
and them young'ns aren't mature yet...
or are they?

It's funny, I attract older and younger guys... which isn't a good thing, cause im a guy... Oh well, as long as they don't get too close, they leave with all their body parts attached.
lol

i have nothing against younger guys,
but looking at my age, i'm only 16...
and that would make them 12-14...
they're more like the boys i play video games with,
not the ones i would go out with,
they're still like kids...

and i know, as we all get older,
age don't matter cause we become mature,
and them young'ns aren't mature yet...
or are they?
Well, speaking as a 15 year old, I'll say that there isn't much difference between 15 year olds and 14 year olds.

I'm 17, does that help anyone?

Im 18 and ive been told that i am mature for my age, i guess that says alot. but i get all sorts of 20 and 21 year old chicks goin for me all the time, and amazingly enough, ive never been with a younger one!

Im 18 and ive been told that i am mature for my age, i guess that says alot. but i get all sorts of 20 and 21 year old chicks goin for me all the time, and amazingly enough, ive never been with a younger one!

well, for an 18 year old,
you should be mature...

well, for an 18 year old,
you should be mature...



HAHA true i guess.

I'm 17, does that help anyone?

If you're single, yes.

:P I'm kidding, I'm kidding...

P.S. I noticed you live in Scottsdale, AZ... Same here. Congrats on (almost) surviving the entire summer.

If you're single, yes.

:P I'm kidding, I'm kidding...

P.S. I noticed you live in Scottsdale, AZ... Same here. Congrats on (almost) surviving the entire summer.

lol, girl... you're so funny.
and az is hot...
like desert?

Oh, I know I am. I get that all the time. ;)

Yeah, it's hot... *understatement* The desert's okay... but I miss the greenness of back east.

Oh, I know I am. I get that all the time. ;)

Yeah, it's hot... *understatement* The desert's okay... but I miss the greenness of back east.
so az's hot...
but are the people there hot? ;)
lol j/k

oh yeah, and minnesota have 3 types of biomes here =)

(i think it's called biome, not sure.)

so az's hot...
but are the people there hot? ;)
lol j/k

Depends on your taste. :P

I pimp mad honies, yo. I get all 'da chicks. They be like, "OMG, ur so hawt and fly." I just play it cool. I'm just like, "Fo sho'. Word. I concur."

You know the secret behind my mad skillzorz? The way I'm always stylin' and profilin'.

*laughs* Your grammer and capitalization is way too good for you to be serious... you should have stuck some typoes in there. ;)

Damn my good grammar. It always gets in the way. Sometimes, I wish I were stupid.

I'm 18 and I get the chicks flirting with me all the time. Most the time I'm like "meh" because I'm typically not impressed. The weirdest thing happened yesterday though...at work, in my uniform...a fellow employee was there and she said I look like a metro-sexual...explain how I could look like a metro in a uniform anyone? I thought it had to do with how you dress and such...

Conan-- do you really? I thought that was something I had wrong with me...

Opal-- I thought you were married! I suppose that's some other Isle person... anyway, you probably look like a metro because of... your eyebrows. Either that, or the chick was just looking for a way to talk to you and sound impressive by using long words...

I'm 18 and I get the chicks flirting with me all the time. Most the time I'm like "meh" because I'm typically not impressed. The weirdest thing happened yesterday though...at work, in my uniform...a fellow employee was there and she said I look like a metro-sexual...explain how I could look like a metro in a uniform anyone? I thought it had to do with how you dress and such...

A metrosexual is someone who is very preoccupied with their physical appearance, fashion, and is generally considered to be more sensitive and emotional. Essentially they are the walking gay stereotype, only they aren't gay.

Perhaps you had a gay haircut. It's gotta be the hair. Unless you were wearing pointy shoes.

A metrosexual is someone who is very preoccupied with their physical appearance, fashion, and is generally considered to be more sensitive and emotional. Essentially they are the walking gay stereotype, only they aren't gay.
Hmm...then I am confused as to how she came about calling me a metrosexual...maybe it's because I work at a movie theater, and compared to the other employees it probably does look like I pay a little more attention to my appearance...just out of a sense of self-respect...

Perhaps you had a gay haircut. It's gotta be the hair. Unless you were wearing pointy shoes.
Are there "gay haircuts"?

I really couldn't tell you. I just wanted to say "gay haircut." If you gave me a line-up of haircuts, I bet I could speculate on the "more gay" haircut.

I'd say preppy haircuts are typically gay haircuts. Eh... spike up the front, maybe put blonde highlights in your hair.

Perhaps you had a gay haircut. It's gotta be the hair. Unless you were wearing pointy shoes.

... who wears pointy shoes?

And I just realized these posts are getting totally off the original topic... 5w33t.

If people are soo disatisfied with you why dont you go on that MTV shot 'Wanna come in'?

Im sure that might help somehow :)

If all else fails just remeber that safe sex is in the palm of your hand :)

NSZA \m/^.^\m/ <--------------TaR :)

Gay elfs.

Got it...

I really couldn't tell you. I just wanted to say "gay haircut." If you gave me a line-up of haircuts, I bet I could speculate on the "more gay" haircut.

I'd say preppy haircuts are typically gay haircuts. Eh... spike up the front, maybe put blonde highlights in your hair.
Hmm...well...I don't mess with my hair. I get up and it does it's own thing (but it isn't messy because I keep it kind of short). And no coloration at all. Hrm?

... who wears pointy shoes?


Cowboys ;) lol ummmmm Rich fat guys that own cattle or oil.......yeap that pretty much covers it...

If people are soo disatisfied with you why dont you go on that MTV shot 'Wanna come in'?

Im sure that might help somehow :)

If all else fails just remeber that safe sex is in the palm of your hand :)

NSZA \m/^.^\m/ <--------------TaR :)
I wanna go on that show just to earn $2k.

Hmm...well...I don't mess with my hair. I get up and it does it's own thing (but it isn't messy because I keep it kind of short). And no coloration at all. Hrm?
She's insane? That's always an option. Maybe she wants you and she's telling you you're metrosexual to conidition herself into thinking that's the reason she can't go out with you.

I wanna go on that show just to earn $2k.

LoL I kinda need help too....Im not perfect But finding gay guys now days is getting kinda hard.....

She's insane? That's always an option. Maybe she wants you and she's telling you you're metrosexual to conidition herself into thinking that's the reason she can't go out with you.

Thaaat's a bit of an ego trip.

Just a bit. I also offered the idea that she was insane.


Are you extra-sensitive around her? Did you tell her that her new shoes were ultra faboo?

Hint: If you tell any of our species that our shoes are ultra-faboo, we'll slap you.

Because we like our shoes, and we like to slap. ^_^

anyways, don't you just hate lil boys who think they got game?

Muh?

Hint: If you tell any of our species that our shoes are ultra-faboo, we'll slap you.

Because we like our shoes, and we like to slap. ^_^
Lakren, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, the shoes that you're wearing right now that I can't see... They're not just ultra faboo or super faboo, they're uber-faboo.

What is ultra-faboo :confused:

Lakren, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, the shoes that you're wearing right now that I can't see... They're not just ultra faboo or super faboo, they're uber-faboo.

...

...

Now you're making fun of me.

What is ultra-faboo :confused:

According to Urban Dictionary, "in style".

...

...

Now you're making fun of me.
Did I mention "bottom of my heart?" I think I did.

According to Urban Dictionary, "in style".

Um... oh.

Did I mention "bottom of my heart?" I think I did.

Yes, I vaguely recall that part. It seemed less emphasized than the rest.

Yes, I vaguely recall that part. It seemed less emphasized than the rest.
Touche'. The shoes were the focal point, afterall.

I'm tempted at this point to say, "I was barefoot, anyway..."

Well then, that would ruin all of my seemingly good intentions. How could you.

I'm cruel that way... Besides, your intentions were obviously to entertain yourself in the middle of the night, not to compliment some strange girl on her footwear.

Or, was it both, strange girl?

<psychologist mode> What do you think about the matter?

Errr... both? Secretly, you are overjoyed by this compliment and even though I can't see these shoes you aren't wearing, you are overcome by pride.

Ah... thank you, Doctor.

*pause...* I am renewed! I shall go forth and buy new shoes that will be worshipped by online nerds forever!

I compliment your shoes and you call me a nerd? You breaketh my heart.

Yes, well, duct tape's on sale at Home Depot, Wednesday only.

I don't quite get that, unless you're up for some bondage. But, we are so over.

Actually, I meant you could use it to mend your heart... but bondage works for me.

Excuse my perverted mind. A common mistake... I'm sure.

For any boy, it would be a common mi-- well, maybe mistake isn't quite the right word.

Excuse your quick words, I am no boy. I would have that "mistake" at any age.

Oh, pardon. For any of the male species, it's a common... occurance.

Is that better?

heh. ...slightly. I'm glad we could get this all taken care of.

Yes, it's good to be able to clarify.

I'm not quite sure how we got started on this, though...

I recall like it was yesterday.... What a coincidence? It was yesterday!


I complimented your shoes that you weren't wearing. That was what started it all.

I hate ghetto talkers too.

The correct way to say it would be "Boys, do you have game?" But game is not a quality dangit so that still isn't perfect.

So dang ghetto.

I recall like it was yesterday.... What a coincidence? It was yesterday!


I complimented your shoes that you weren't wearing. That was what started it all.

Oh, yes... the uber-faboo non-existant shoes...

Yep, it's that age-old conundrum. You had hair at the time, didn't you? ...well then, I change my compliment to the hair.

Sentiment received. But you see, I'm bald...

Lies! ....eyes? ...you have eyes, don't you?