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Breaking News: Technological Breakthrough Found to Cure Obesity

Four Fiends
03-08-2004, 21:38
Wait we've had feet and willpower all along :cool:

yea that means you fatties :mad:
CSW
03-08-2004, 21:39
How did I know this was going to be something like "don't eat"...
Four Fiends
03-08-2004, 21:41
How did I know this was going to be something like "don't eat"...

Are you fat because if you are I don't want you get fat and sassy on me
MariahC
03-08-2004, 21:43
There's also a concept hard for many Americans and Earthlings to understand, it's called exercise. The mystery is solved about WHY we have feet.
Sliders
03-08-2004, 21:43
How did I know this was going to be something like "don't eat"...
I thought it was gonna be a treadmill

actually I'm lying, I knew what it would be
though I DID think there would be a picture or diagram of some sort
Four Fiends
03-08-2004, 21:43
There's also a concept hard for many Americans and Earthlings to understand, it's called exercise. The mystery is solved about WHY we have feet.

No we have feet incase our hands give out from shovelling food into our mouths. :cool:
CSW
03-08-2004, 21:54
No we have feet incase our hands give out from shovelling food into our mouths. :cool:
No, they are for changing the channels on the TV set when the remote runs out of batteries.
Sonsy
03-08-2004, 22:55
Are you fat because if you are I don't want you get fat and sassy on me

I'd rather be fat than illiterate.
Spoffin
03-08-2004, 22:56
Mmm, this thread is intelligent.
Berkylvania
03-08-2004, 23:06
Once, when I was a child, I lived on a FARM.

On this FARM we grew different sorts of vegitables.

The next door neighbor to this FARM was a teacher and taught me math, such as all that's missing in the following equation "2 ____ = 3" is +1.

He also had a slight lisp which made him pronounce words like FARM as PHARM.

Some day, when I grow old, I hope to live on a FARM again.

Do you think fat FARMS are profitable?