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Now something important..the Purple Teletubbie, is he gay?

Salishe
03-08-2004, 19:37
And if he is....do the rest of the Teletubbies know...if he's "in the closet" do you believe the other tubbies should out him?....Will the purple tubbie sue if he is outed?




hehehehehe
Biff Pileon
03-08-2004, 19:38
And if he is....do the rest of the Teletubbies know...if he's "in the closet" do you believe the other tubbies should out him?....Will the purple tubbie sue if he is outed?




hehehehehe

He is British isn't he? Then that answers that question....
Colodia
03-08-2004, 19:39
BREAKING NEWS: HE IS GAY!
Keruvalia
03-08-2004, 19:41
I thought they were all gay ...
Salishe
03-08-2004, 19:42
I mean...do we really know if any of the other teletubbies are gay...hmm... how many of them are "in the closet"...yeah..we hear the "queer" jokes while they are in their dressing rooms..but do we really know if some of them are just playing along?
Sumamba Buwhan
03-08-2004, 19:48
does it matter?

I heard that they gay one would run around the set stark naked and I thought they fired him
Salishe
03-08-2004, 19:50
does it matter?

I heard that they gay one would run around the set stark naked and I thought they fired him

I hope you realise I'm doing this in jest..and when i refer to the teletubbies, I'm talking bout the character, not the actual person doing the character.

ROFL
Sumamba Buwhan
03-08-2004, 20:04
of course I do
you made it very clear it was in jest from teh beginning.

I just wanted to look deeper into your reasons for posting it. I assumed it was just to add levity to the boards. But I thought that maybe it was trying to poke fun at gayness itself. So I wondered if it really did matter.

I dont watch teh show so I cant comment on if the character acts gay. I did see it once and I thought they all acted like children so am not so sure they coudl act gay. Im not even sure if they even have a sex so I don't think they possibly could act gay. I like the baby in teh sun though. Thats freaky stuff.
Georgeton
03-08-2004, 20:13
Well its kinda obvious really...he carries a handbag and is purple, what mroe proof do you need, and besides isn't this new like 5 years old?
We all know the main roles of the Teletubbies:

Tinky Winky is the gay one,
Dipsy is the rude boy, bad mama jamma
La La is the one with big balls,
Po is the bitch,

Need I say more
MariahC
03-08-2004, 20:20
Everyone knows they do four-ways every night.
Georgeton
03-08-2004, 20:23
Everyone knows they do four-ways every night.
yh do you think those thigns on their heads are their for show....its like a jigsaw puzzle for the bedroom.
Kryozerkia
03-08-2004, 20:23
They all are.
Lex Terrae
03-08-2004, 20:26
He carries a purse for Christ sake!
Salishe
03-08-2004, 20:28
Everyone knows they do four-ways every night.

I heard that..but I wasn't going to spread gossip first ya know..lol
Berkylvania
03-08-2004, 20:31
Everyone knows they do four-ways every night.

Yeah, sort of like a coke-snorting hasbeen pop-star who slept her way to the little amount of fame she ever possessed and promptly went insane when she realized just how desperately untalented she was and that a silly little smirk hardly counts as emotive expression for movies.

Not that I'm naming names...
Salishe
03-08-2004, 20:35
Yeah, sort of like a coke-snorting hasbeen pop-star who slept her way to the little amount of fame she ever possessed and promptly went insane when she realized just how desperately untalented she was and that a silly little smirk hardly counts as emotive expression for movies.

Not that I'm naming names...

Ouchhhhh!..gonna feel that in the morning.