NationStates Jolt Archive


God Hates Figs!

The-Libertines
03-08-2004, 10:59
www.godhatesfigs.com

Finaly an intelligent website to show the unbeliever that all foul fruit lovers will burn in hell for their disgusting habits!
New Fuglies
03-08-2004, 11:03
Ut-oh! I loved fig newton cookies when I was little.
The-Libertines
03-08-2004, 11:03
Ut-oh! I loved fig newton cookies when I was little.

Have you prayed to forgivness?
Odiumm
03-08-2004, 11:04
While we're at it ... http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/
New Fuglies
03-08-2004, 11:06
Have you prayed to forgivness?

Meh... I don't talk to other people's imaginary friends.
Furor Atlantis
03-08-2004, 11:09
I just wasted thirty seconds of my precious life.


God loves me so he created the fig to calm my hunger. You cannot prove otherwise.
Komokom
03-08-2004, 11:29
> > > http://babelfish.altavista.com/ < < <

* Watches God dissolve in a poof of logic, a la " The Hitch Hikers Guide to The Galaxy " . Insert self-smug smile.

:D
The-Libertines
03-08-2004, 12:23
Meh... I don't talk to other people's imaginary friends.

Prepare to meet Satan!!!