NationStates Jolt Archive

Post your confessions here.

Me first.

Sometimes I think of woman as objects, but that's only the ones that present themselfs as objects.

I pick my nose and eat it.

I confess that for some reason I thought New Foxinnia was a woman and I'm terribly disappointed to find out that's not true.

I confess that for some reason I thought New Foxinnia was a woman and I'm terribly disappointed to find out that's not true.
lol! I enjoy posting on an online forum, and I am terribly ashamed that I have wasted my time racking up a considerable amount of posts doing so.

I confess that for some reason I thought New Foxinnia was a woman and I'm terribly disappointed to find out that's not true.
me too!
i had this idea in my head that new foxinnia is a cute 14 year old girl

now i gotta rethink my whole opinion of "her"

me too!
i had this idea in my head that new foxinnia is a cute 14 year old girl

now i gotta rethink my whole opinion of "her"
Oh jeez. Bad pictures in my head.

but anyway
i have a secret conviction that most people are really atheists but wont admit it to themselves.

me too!
i had this idea in my head that new foxinnia is a cute 14 year old girl

now i gotta rethink my whole opinion of "her"
...maybe "she" is...

I used to support Howard Dean

Post your confessions here.

Me first.

Sometimes I think of woman as objects, but that's only the ones that present themselfs as objects.


I detest and hate all those involved in hollow organized religion but I think I might be deeply spiritual:S

I too thought New Foxxania is a girl xD

Oh, and I agree Scotland too. I am very against most organized religions, but I'm very spiritual xD


Hmmm, but I should be original. How about this? More then once, I've pursured a long distance relationship simply because I liked the girl.

I hate salad sandwiches but I'm too embarassed to tell my Mum.

As a corrollary to this, I'm 25 & currently live with my parents and my Mum makes my lunch.

I detest and hate all those involved in hollow organized religion but I think I might be deeply spiritual:S

Hatred: a spiritual value :rolleyes:

We have no reason to believe anything about what his/er gender is.

I view too much pornographic material.

......... I voted.... Nader in '00

I am Usama Bin Laden. :rolleyes:

I have had sex with someone... whose name I never knew.

I will most likily be a virgin for most my life. And not fully out of choice xD

I once ate my best friends pet bee, and told him it was his girlfriend. They subsequently broke up.

I once ate my best friends pet bee, and told him it was his girlfriend. They subsequently broke up.
And how old are you? and your best friend? and his girlfriend?

I have had sex with someone... whose name I never knew.

stop bragging.

I killed Marlon Brando.....


I had to do it - he owed me too much money!

Im very confused about my political loyalties.....plus it was I who voted for `the natural law party`

I started an affair with my best friends lover. While she was crying in my arms, I was only hoping she wouldn't notice his perfume or something. It was really a horrible thing to do, since she was totally depressed and even had to take anti-deppresision pills, prescribed by her shrink. If she had find out, it would have really broken her. It is by far the most horrible thing I ever did. And guess what? the guy wasn't even worth it. luckely god already punished me for this: i was so stressed out by it that I messed up an important examen. anyway, i just hope she'll never knows
(what a confession)

o: important detail: they broke up before i started something with him. they weren't togheter anymore

I started an affair with my best friends lover. While she was crying in my arms, I was only hoping she wouldn't notice his perfume or something. It was really a horrible thing to do, since she was totally depressed and even had to take anti-deppresision pills, prescribed by her shrink. If she had find out, it would have really broken her. It is by far the most horrible thing I ever did. And guess what? the guy wasn't even worth it. luckely god already punished me for this: i was so stressed out by it that I messed up an important examen. anyway, i just hope she'll never knows
(what a confession)

You Bi***! I always suspected!

I am Usama Bin Laden. :rolleyes:
Ryt then I and a hell of a lot of people have been spelling your name wrong,

I have to confess, it was I who shot JR

George is not my real name......

Ryt then I and a hell of a lot of people have been spelling your name wrong,

I have to confess, it was I who shot JR

Unless you start spelling it in Arabic you will continue to be spelling it wrong.

I killed Boogaloo.

I'm ashamed to admit it, but, I'm an emo bitch.

I'm ashamed to admit, but I AM emo at times. Not to the point of needing a corner, thankfully.

once I farted...but i don't think anyone noticed

i must admit
sometime I smoke too much pot

I smelt it you smelly bugger!

Felicitana, not really much of an affair if you were both free agents!

I opened a can of worms once, and they got everywhere!

I shot the sheriff
(but I did not shoot the deputy)

I started an affair with my best friends lover. While she was crying in my arms, I was only hoping she wouldn't notice his perfume or something. It was really a horrible thing to do, since she was totally depressed and even had to take anti-deppresision pills, prescribed by her shrink. If she had find out, it would have really broken her. It is by far the most horrible thing I ever did. And guess what? the guy wasn't even worth it. luckely god already punished me for this: i was so stressed out by it that I messed up an important examen. anyway, i just hope she'll never knows
(what a confession)

o: important detail: they broke up before i started something with him. they weren't togheter anymore

I was on the receiving end of that just lately with my (former) best friend and my ex-girlfriend. In response, I beat him up and, for other reasons, nearly caused him to fail all his exams. That's not a confession, by the way, the little sh!t deserved it.

and that's why thiss should al remain secret. (mmm, then again, using a forum might not be the best way to keep it in the dark). it would just hurted her feelings so bad (and she made me swear not to see him anymore after they broke up (and ; he might have bronken up with her because of me)
aaaaah: sense and sensibility: the eternal struggle
(to be honest: wasn't really the 'heart' that made me break all the girlfriend-rules)

I genuinely like Wilson Phillips and Hanson (as musicians.)

I voted for Carter in 76. Sorry.

I don't even like politics.

I'm a Star Wars geek.

Today I got given an extra dollar's change when I bought lunch, and didn't give it back. Can't think of anything else.

Today I got given an extra dollar's change when I bought lunch, and didn't give it back. Can't think of anything else.

I once got £14 pounds change from a shop for buying a £6 book and giving them £10. I didnt give them the extra £10 back. To be fair i was about a mile away when i noticed.

I once got £14 pounds change from a shop for buying a £6 book and giving them £10. I didnt give them the extra £10 back. To be fair i was about a mile away when i noticed.

Heh. Well I noticed as soon as she gave me the change, and made a conscious decision not to say anything. I mean, $4 for a potato cake and 3 small pieces of chicken?

I am your father.

I am your father.
Daddy!

Hmmmm this probably really isn't a good place to post this, seeing as it's a public forum and several people I know in real life visit here... oh well. I'm not in a mood to be thinking very clearly right now, rather pissed off.

I made out with a girl I don't really see any possibility of a future with if things continue they way they are now....

I'm extreme conservative if it makes no sense to you why that'd upset me.

Daddy!

*extends his hand*

Join with me and together we will rule the universe... as Father and Son!

Hmmmm this probably really isn't a good place to post this, seeing as it's a public forum and several people I know in real life visit here... oh well. I'm not in a mood to be thinking very clearly right now, rather pissed off.

I made out with a girl I don't really see any possibility of a future with if things continue they way they are now....

I'm extreme conservative if it makes no sense to you why that'd upset me.

I am not a conservative and FYI it would upset me too.

*extends his hand*

Join with me and together we will rule the universe... as Father and Son!
*Grabs his hand*
Yes! nothing can stop us now.

Mwahahaha!

Sometimes I'm on the computer too much. And I commonly procrastinate.

I am not a conservative and FYI it would upset me too.

I meant nothing against non-conservative's, it's just that sort of an opinion would stereotypically be attributed to a conservative, so that's why I said it.

I meant nothing against non-conservative's, it's just that sort of an opinion would stereotypically be attributed to a conservative, so that's why I said it.

Well hows this, as an extreme "liberal" it would upset me as well. Seriously. Stereotypes are bullshit :)

I visit Nationstates.

I confess that i sometimes lie... other than that I have never done anything wrong in my life.

my new confession:
i have jotted all these down to use later as cheap shots in an "atheism is a religion" thread.

Confession! Goody, my soul needs it. Here goes.

Sometimes, when I'm being mentally weak, I make appeals to God/Gods/Universal Superheroes for help.

I often tailgate old people just to intimidate them into switching lanes (or crashing, whichever comes first).

I often tailgate people as punishment for their going too slow, even if I have no appointment to get to or rush.

I often slow down when being tailgated just to piss the guy off and make him go around me. (Then I'll usually speed up and tailgate him.)

I never come to a complete stop at stop signs.

I often wish death on other people, and mean it.

Today I gave a 5 cent tip to the local pizza shop.

I've mailed a guy a box with my own poo in it.

I've lied to children. And will continue to do so.

I've driven drunk.


Hmm, that'll do it... for now...

I wish I could get revenge on the people behind the nations that have been mean to me.

Sometimes I procrastinate.

I'm also forgetful.

I had another one, but I'll list it later ;)

Post your confessions here.

Me first.

Sometimes I think of woman as objects, but that's only the ones that present themselfs as objects.


I HAVE THE WILL OF A GOLDEN RETRIEVER ITS TRUE WHEN MY GIRL FRIEND IS AROUND I JUST LOOSE ALMSOT ALL FREE WILL! -sobs-

I confess that I once looked at legal child porn. Well more than once. But it almost wasn’t child porn at all. Well it technically isn’t, which is probably why it’s still legal. They just had to have one character “under aged” in that game.

I also agree with a lot of what I hear Rush Limbaugh say, but find the rest of it I find to be funny as hell.

I sometimes listen to and enjoy Gwar music.

Sometimes I think of woman as objects, but that's only the ones that present themselfs as objects.

Now that's bad!

I confess that I once looked at legal child porn. Well more than once. But it almost wasn’t child porn at all. Well it technically isn’t, which is probably why it’s still legal. They just had to have one character “under aged” in that game.

Legal child porn! That exists! I thought that was an oxymoron.

As for me, I confess that I stumbled on a site that had hentai of what appeared to be young teenagers, some being raped by tentacles. I was only trying to create a weapon against neo-nazis and Islamic and Christian fundamentalists, though.

Legal child porn! That exists! I thought that was an oxymoron.
Actually the supreme court ruled that it’s OK so long as it‘s virtual, such has hentai or any other animated porn. In my case it was a game called True Love. Where the object is to get with as many ladies as possible and choose one at the end. I've gone through all the characters at least twice and one of then is supposed to be around 16. But since it's not real the Supreme Court ruled that nobody is really being exploited.

As for me, I confess that I stumbled on a site that had hentai of what appeared to be young teenagers, some being raped by tentacles. I was only trying to create a weapon against neo-nazis and Islamic and Christian fundamentalists, though.
Yeah, sure. ;)

This is the place to confess your nasty habits. So get cracking on the confession. :D

Yeah, sure.

This is the place to confess your nasty habits. So get cracking on the confession.

Ok, so I downloaded a few pieces.

I confess that i sometimes lie... other than that I have never done anything wrong in my life.
I just got that.

I hate reading 'intellectual' books. Most of them bore the shit out of me. I'd really rather curl up with a nice whodunnit or a fantasy novel.

I was 22 before I learned to tie my shoelaces. No, I'm serious.

I may as well give some backstory. As a child, I was always fiercely independant. Perhaps too much so for my own good. If I was putting together a puzzle, and I had all but two pieces put in place, and someone came along and put in one of the remaining pieces, I would sweep the puzzle off on to the floor and start over.

In pretty much any respect, I only viewed something as an accomplishment if I did myself. Having other people help me towards my goals was something I viewed as a weakness. So when it came time to learn how to tie my shoes, I watched my parent's example once, the grabbed the shoes away to try myself.

I tried to tie the knot as they had shown me, but failed. I tried again, failed again. Tried again, still no luck. With each attempt I became further annoyed and agitated. My parents offered to show me again, but I refused - I wanted to accomplish it without any help.

I tried several more times before finally accepting defeat. But rather than allow my parents to show me how it was done, I simply decided to put it off until another time and try again. My parents tried to convince me to let them help, but finally had to give in.

I did try many times afterwards, but with no visual example of how it was done (I had long since all but forgotten the quick example my parents had given me), it was largely guesswork. It wasn't until I was an adult that I finally confided in someone and asked them to show me how. I got it on my first try.

Anyhow. I'll shut up now.

Did you wear a lot of velcro?

Did you wear a lot of velcro?

Oopsies, didn't notice that reply. I wore velcro shoes, yes. I was able to do a basic knot, just not the fancier knot used for tying shoelaces.

I'm gay......Might not be a shock to you but I never saw it coming, girls just became boring.....

Oopsies, didn't notice that reply. I wore velcro shoes, yes. I was able to do a basic knot, just not the fancier knot used for tying shoelaces.
I know a person who is about to be in their 4th year in college who has worn velcro shoes since 8th grade due to laziness. By the way, I haven't tied any shoes in a very long time because I lace my shoes in a special way that I call "the lazy lace." Basically, it is the one where the laces look like they're going straight across. The nice thing is, you can tighten the shoes by tugging on the lace from the inside. Of course, you can't get them real tight, but I like wearing my shoes kind of loose anyway.

ok here we go (1)i miss music television. the one that played videos.(2) i'm bored with my current fling but she doesnt know it yet.(3)i dont like paris hilton. she is nothing more than a stick figure to me.(4)i do way to many drugs.(5)i dont understand "gay" people.(6) the following confession is true(7)the above confession is false.

This is really hard to admit. I really can't believe I'm going to post this, I mean, it's very embarassing to let you all know this. You'll all judge me and make fun of me. I might cry...
*takes a deep breath*

Here goes....





































I'm wearing pants today.


Oh the shame!!

This is really hard to admit. I really can't believe I'm going to post this, I mean, it's very embarassing to let you all know this. You'll all judge me and make fun of me. I might cry...
*takes a deep breath*

Here goes....


I'm wearing pants today.


Oh the shame!!

Sounds like viper to me

Sounds like viper to me

But I'm wearing pants! PANTS! In fact they're not even mine. I think I stole these ones from monkeypimp... I can't tell.

But I'm wearing pants! PANTS! In fact they're not even mine. I think I stole these ones from monkeypimp... I can't tell.

Maby there mine....who knows......But viper dont just just love these fourms :)

viper Im going to bed Its to late........

nighty night : )

My ex-boy-friend has no self-respect. I treated him like a doormat and he didn't object and I didn't stop. I knew what I was doing. I did it because I could. We broke up because I decided I had enough so I deliberately acted like a total bitch.

OK, really embarassing confession here. I'm absolutely terrified of having to approach people. If I have to telephone someone who isn't a relative or really close friend, it takes me at least half an hour to psych myself up to do it & I'll do almost anything to avoid making phone calls. I also put off important chores (like asking law firms if I can come & do the work placement parto of my degree with them) & tend to let things slide because I'm afraid to talk to anyone about them (like the fact that I was being constantly harrassed by one of my co-workers at my last job). At the moment, I need to get a letter from my doctor explaining why I've been too sick to complete my university studies, but the thought of going & asking for one (much less ringing her) makes me feel ill.

You have no idea how difficult this makes my life. :(

1. I have a third nipple (it's hereditary; my paternal uncle also has one...which sucks because he'll never amount to anything)

2. Once, in second grade, I wet my pants at school two days in a row.

3. I am a chronic non-liar. As in, I'm a great liar but within 24 hours, I cave and blab every little bad thing I've done to my mommy

4. My best friend is my mommy

5. I'm fourteen years old, and I've never been kissed

6. I still sleep with a teddy bear (but it's fine, because he's a really cool dude). His name is Teton. Say hi, Teton!

7. I LOVE LIZZIE MCGUIRE!!!

Hmmmm this probably really isn't a good place to post this, seeing as it's a public forum and several people I know in real life visit here... oh well. I'm not in a mood to be thinking very clearly right now, rather pissed off.

I made out with a girl I don't really see any possibility of a future with if things continue they way they are now....

I'm extreme conservative if it makes no sense to you why that'd upset me.

Hi Davey...lol. You dont know me in real life, but what the hell..

My confessions: I did so many terrible things in my life. I use people and they don't even know it. I'm a horrible person. Oh wait, I just described about 50% of the population....

5. I'm fourteen years old, and I've never been kissed


Er, I'm 18 and I've never been kissed. AND I have I'd only one girlfriend, it lasted a year, and it was a long distance relationship.

**holds side** ouch :p

OK, really embarassing confession here. I'm absolutely terrified of having to approach people. If I have to telephone someone who isn't a relative or really close friend, it takes me at least half an hour to psych myself up to do it & I'll do almost anything to avoid making phone calls.

I'm the exact same way. Not fun :(

I've persued relationships with 2 girls who already had boyfriends. Call me a homewrecker.

I'm not religious at all, but I still pray when I want something bad enough.

I look at too much pornography.

I've been playing the same computer game for the past 6 years. (http://www.playmyth.net ... hehe) :p

I'm not wearing pants.

(They're shorts ;) )

Er, I'm 18 and I've never been kissed. AND I have I'd only one girlfriend, it lasted a year, and it was a long distance relationship.

**holds side** ouch :p


I am the exact opposite, kissed too many guys...and is labeled a whore. Pfft. Not good.

my new confession:
i have jotted all these down to use later as cheap shots in an "atheism is a religion" thread.

With that in mind, I'm specifying this to be a confession to the readers of NationStates, and not to any particular spiritual entity (unless they fit into the above category).

So :p.

Ok... confessions....
1. I have a sick imagination. If people piss me off, I fantasize about removing their aqueus humours (eyeball jelly) with a syringe. I also spend a great deal of time thinking about 'the perfect crime', although I'm smart enough to doubt there is such a thing.

2. Last year I overdosed on painkillers twice. Even worse, it was over a guy. Oh the humanity. I also managed to screw up my most important exam because I'd spent the whole previous day throwing up blood (ewwwwww). I also used to be a serial cutter (before you assume I did it for attention: I never showed anyone except one friend, who convinced me to stop)

3. I like a variety of songs by bands I despise (Nickleback, some of the original Linkin Park stuff, Evanescence, etc).

4. I collect My Little Ponies, and have over 40 of the new ones (that's probably around AU$500 worth).

5. I've had two guys cheat on their girlfriends because of me (one was unintentional and didn't go too far; the other was because I was depressed, and went... rather... too far)

6. I'm both extremly liberal and extremly conservative, depending on the issue (although, so far in life, the liberal side shows most of the time)

7. I once laughed at some Jehova's Witnesses who came to my door with a book about how "Eyes are marvelous. They could not exist without a God to make them".

8. I'm laughing again now, just remembering that occasion.

9. Not only can I lie absolutely straight faced and only get caught out when tired/not paying attention/neglected some form of evidence, but I'm manipulative enough that I always convince people before hand that I cannot lie, by lieing about trivial things and doing a really really bad job of it. That way, people assume they know what to look for when I'm lying, but they really don't.

10. I'm totally subservient. I'd never tell *other* women they should be, but I'm just more comfortable being submissive. Oh, and I should clarify my defintions of subservient and submissive:

Subservient: Willing to do anything to please - can include dominant behaviour
Submissive: Expecting the other party to do all the work

11. I own fluffy handcuffs. And use them. Frequently, but in totally non-sexual situations (it's just another nervous habit, really)

12. I can't eat breakfast. If I try, it makes me throw up. I also can't eat most foods, because I'm highly sensitive to textures (ie, am fussy)

13. I usually find it easier to give up on a friendship after a big fight, and find a new group of friends, rather than try to deal with the issues brought up by the fight. I also tend to distance myself from negative emotions whenever I can.

14. English accents remove all my free will. Just about any personality flaw can be balanced by an English accent. If Satan has an upperclass English accent, I'm totally doomed - and worse, I'll be happy to be doomed. MmmmmEnglish accents.

15. I can't deal with serving people (like the people at counters at fast food outlets, information desks, or my school canteen). If there is anyone around that I know, I have to beg them to do it for me. I can, if no one's around, handle it, but I always cringe and get freaked out by it. I cannot handle phones at all. When I grow up, I shan't be getting one.

16. I'm not wearing pants, or a top. (I'm wearing a blanket and undergarments - I never wear anything more at home unless we have guests - clothes annoy me)

17. I'm not religious, but I will often say things like 'God dammit' or 'Dear Lord'

Hmmmmm... that's probably enough for now :p

A whole bunch of stuff, ut I don't wanna bog down the board with your long post twice followed by MY long post.


Well, if we're getting personal...why not?

* I, too, used to be a cutter, and came close to nailing myself in the throat a few times. Wrists never seemed to work for me (the fact that I'm typing this should really show that ;)) Of course, I've since then turned my back on all that mess and never looked back.

* I'm straightedge. Or, if you wanna be fancy, XstraightXedgeX. No drugs, alcohol, smokes, or promescuity. And no, I won't reconsider :p

* When it comes to girls, I am both a) incredibly unlucky, and b) a TOTAL wuss. No joke at all.

* I have monster stage fright. Put me in front of a large group where they all stare at me...gives me the shivers just thinking about it.

* I've only been visited by Jehovah's Witnesses once, and I was really nice to them. I politely declined the guy's offer, but since it was summer asked if he wanted a waterbottle, what with the sweat and the heat and the biking and the GOYoufff (simpsons reference, to those who don't get it :p)

* I have an overactive imagination. I mean, REALLY overactive. I'll seriously be walking, zone out and start thinking about something else, let my imagination go to work, then snap out of it with a novel sized story in my head-only to find that I was walking for 20 minutes straight. True story.

* 2nd weirdest thing a girl has told me: "If I wasn't such a good friend, I'd go out with you. Weirdest period? "If you weren't a straight white boy, you's be SUCH a lesbian asian chick"

* I am not attracted to guys, but I have had man-crushes before. Don't ask me to explain, I can't :p

* When it comes to friends, I am two things. Really protective, and really stubborn. It takes a LOT to get me mad at a friend. A WHOLE lot.

* I don't eat breakfast for two reasons. One, I either a) sleep through it, or b) go to school and forget about it. Two, I just hate the taste of most breakfast foods. I'll take lunch for breakfast any day.

* I sleep in the nude ;)

* I hate shoes. With a passion. If I could walk around barefoot or in my sandals all my life, I would.

* When it comes to friends, I am two things. Really protective, and really stubborn. It takes a LOT to get me mad at a friend. A WHOLE lot.

* I sleep in the nude ;)

* I hate shoes. With a passion. If I could walk around barefoot or in my sandals all my life, I would.

May I steal these and agree with them :p?

(and the thing with friends and me is - takes a lot to make me mad at them, but once I am, I don't forgive easily)

Oh, go right ahead!

See, I'm also easy to forgive, as long as they're sorry. If they arn't, then they haven't learned what they did wrong yet -_-.

~snip~

6. I'm both extremly liberal and extremly conservative, depending on the issue (although, so far in life, the liberal side shows most of the time)

~snip~


That's mine right there. I just feel more strongly about the liberal issues than the conservative issues.

Oh, go right ahead!

See, I'm also easy to forgive, as long as they're sorry. If they arn't, then they haven't learned what they did wrong yet -_-.

Well, I've got social and trust issues, and at the risk of sounding like I'm rationalising, I have a very hard time trusting people... in fact, usually the dispute is over them being untrustworthy, so I usually see no reason why I should trust them when they claim to be sorry... Man, that's really ironic now that I think about it... what with me being a super-happy-master-liar++

Although, in my defense, I've recently met a couple of people I *do* trust, explicitly, and I can't see myself ever growing apart from them (unless they turn around and start hating me, at any rate). So I guess it's more that previously I simply hadn't met the right kind of people :p

Well, I've got social and trust issues, and at the risk of sounding like I'm rationalising, I have a very hard time trusting people... in fact, usually the dispute is over them being untrustworthy, so I usually see no reason why I should trust them when they claim to be sorry... Man, that's really ironic now that I think about it... what with me being a super-happy-master-liar++

Although, in my defense, I've recently met a couple of people I *do* trust, explicitly, and I can't see myself ever growing apart from them (unless they turn around and start hating me, at any rate). So I guess it's more that previously I simply hadn't met the right kind of people :p

See, I'm nice and all, but...I can be downright merciless at times. If someone lies to me, I wanna know why, and I don't give in until a) I know why, or b) it's finally drilled into my head that I'm not going to find out.

And yeah, I know what you mean. I'm a pretty damn good liar myself, which isn't something I should be proud of ^_^;;


Oh, new confession!

Despite a love for literature, and a fairly large vocabulary, I can't spell for CRAP.

Actually the supreme court ruled that it’s OK so long as it‘s virtual, such has hentai or any other animated porn. In my case it was a game called True Love. Where the object is to get with as many ladies as possible and choose one at the end. I've gone through all the characters at least twice and one of then is supposed to be around 16. But since it's not real the Supreme Court ruled that nobody is really being exploited.

Oh yeah, another confession, I've played that game too, and I didn't pay for it. Haha.

but anyway
i have a secret conviction that most people are really atheists but wont admit it to themselves.


i totally agree with you, because i am one of those ppl. my parent are christian, they 'make' me bellieve that i am christian but trully i am not. i know its sounds odd :)

Ooooh, True Love. I've played that... and not payed... and played other Hentai games... and not payed for them either

I also love reading www.crimelibrary.com - part of the whole 'sick mind' thing.

I also, despite loving literature in general, cannot stand the following:
Jane Eyre. Seriously. Zzzzz
Pride and Prejudice. Darcy was great at first, but then became a wuss. Plus, zzzz.
Little Women. Makes my teeth itch.
To make up for it though, I love all things Shakespeare. And Lovecraft.

Oooh, I made my dad get me A New Kind Of Science by Stephen Wolfram... and only made it up to chapter three :rolleyes: (did anyone else notice the EGO of that guy though? His whole introduction was "I am great! Everyone before me was an idiot! If you are good in this lifetime, when you die, you will get to meet me and live in bliss!")

True Love was alright, but you can't beat the addictivity or...inventiveness of Sentimental Shooting :p

Oooh. I read a review of that. It looked really, really silly.
But then, I'm a girl, so pictures on their own aren't enough to keep my interest for very long.

although XOX was pretty good (Tic-tac-toe where each time you win you get a picture, and as you play harder levels, the girls get to have less and less clothing... pretty darn amusing)

XOX was way to easy.

Sentimental Shooting was fun. Honestly, for me, the girls were just sort of a bonus. Playing the game was it's own entertainment. Reminded me of all those awesome Raiden games...

XOX was way to easy.
Yep... I used to play it while waiting for people to reply on MSN. It's easy enough so that you don't have to devote much attention to it. Plus, I liked the art, and love Tic-tac-toe


Sentimental Shooting was fun. Honestly, for me, the girls were just sort of a bonus. Playing the game was it's own entertainment. Reminded me of all those awesome Raiden games...

Hmm, I actually like the games that have the same set-up as True Love... I'm a packrat in real life, and so games were you aim to collect things (including stats) suit me well.

I really should get around to playing Sentimental Shooting sometime though - it *does* look amusing... just silly as well :p

But I'm wearing pants! PANTS! In fact they're not even mine. I think I stole these ones from monkeypimp... I can't tell.

Are they bright green flurecent flared pants? They might be mine..

Ok, I'm 18 and have only been kissed twice. Both times by the same dude.

First time, i wanted him, chased him while he had a girlfriend, he broke up with her, we made out, and it meant something. Fine. Then, he went and asked some other chick out, so i gave up on him. 6 months later, he comes crawling back. I sneak outta the house at 2am, go down to the beach with him, make out for an hour, go home, and then refuse to go out with him. And i loved every second, i felt so powerful. He wanted me, and got shot down.

i'd do it again too... He is such a prick, and deserves every little cut that he gets... he's a damn good kisser too... ;)

Yep... I used to play it while waiting for people to reply on MSN. It's easy enough so that you don't have to devote much attention to it. Plus, I liked the art, and love Tic-tac-toe




Hmm, I actually like the games that have the same set-up as True Love... I'm a packrat in real life, and so games were you aim to collect things (including stats) suit me well.

I really should get around to playing Sentimental Shooting sometime though - it *does* look amusing... just silly as well :p

Ahh! I should have guessed that this forum was full of closet hentai gameplayers. Hahahaha.

What's Sentimental Shooting about? The sillier and funnier the better.

Ahh! I should have guessed that this forum was full of closet hentai gameplayers. Hahahaha.

What's Sentimental Shooting about? The sillier and funnier the better.

Go read Goed's post (one down :p). He actually knows what he's talking about :p

Hang on, and I'll go find the review I read about it :D

Edited to add:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=327 - Sentimental Shooting
http://www.somethingawful.com/hentai/ - many Hentai reviews
http://www.somethingawful.com/ - good site all round

There you go (the first link is the actual review)

It's a horizontal shooter-like the old Raiden games. Only, you have to dodge enemies and shoot the clothing off of the girls. You're only abilities are:

1) pick up three addons to help you. YOu can either choose rockets or lazers (lazers = weak put hits enemies, missles = strong but goes straight foward. Missles are good for bosses (level 2), lazers good for level 1)

2) YOu have a life bar, and a...well, I just call it the "other" bar :p. YOu can either a) hold down the button and freeze the map, allowing you to shot the clothing (it has life points) but letting the enemies attack, or b) hit it once and kill all enemies and bullets on the screen (which I use it for :p)

on the second level, you face the boss. These guys are frigging HARD. No joke.



Oh, as for closet h-game players...

Er, I'm 18 and I've never been kissed. AND I have I'd only one girlfriend, it lasted a year, and it was a long distance relationship.

my new confession:
i have jotted all these down to use later as cheap shots in an "atheism is a religion" thread.

I am secretly wishing a pox upon your household, upon both your households now I come to think of it....

Knew I'd regret that spiritual comment....

Ok, the outbursts of personal honestys got a few more brewing here aswell...

I) I'm terrified of becoming an arragant prick

II) I hate my own decadance and whenever I make the effort to be 100%, runs in th ehills everyday, no drink/drugs/sex I just end up bouncing back the other way twice as hard:S

III) I seriousely, and realy, would not hesitate to pull the trigger on all but a small handfull of people I've met....this is why I'm staying away from politics.

IV) The more Truth I uncover about life and its pourpose, the worse it's looking...

V) I'm hoplessly in love in a doomed relationship...{she;s going to Oxford at the end of the summer, I'm going....noware.....}

VI) I wish there was a God just so I could:
A) go all babyish and break down in its warm, no doubt beardy, embrace
B) Try and kill the bastard

VII) If I could, I would push the button.





And now for something completly different....


.....I'm ashamed to admit it, but, I'm an emo bitch.

LETS GET THAT EMO COCK*-SMOKER!!










*Disclaimer for small under-age folk, I mean the loud farm bird...common practice in the SOUTH is to roll a big fat c*ck up, prefferably one of your own stock, and smoke it like a motherf%&ker....

Heh, it sounds funny. Though I prefer adventure style hentai games, like true love, but Season of Sakura was alright, as well as Three Sisters Story. May Club, Nocturnal Illusion and Runaway City are all hilarious too.


Oh, as for closet h-game players...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Me
Er, I'm 18 and I've never been kissed. AND I have I'd only one girlfriend, it lasted a year, and it was a long distance relationship.

I'm the same. Apart from the long distance relationship though. That said, I do prefer real porn. Yeah, that's another confession to the list.

Also;

I'm afraid I'm being left behind while others advance...all the folk that have had close to the same level of understanding of life as me are heading of to Uni and carears at the top....and I'm not, and what's worse is that these folk respect me even though I will probably have nothing in a years time......

Feel like I'm loseing whatever head start I had cause I twigged to young to things:S

i wanna watch porn

Oh yeah, another confession, I've played that game too, and I didn't pay for it. Haha.
I didn’t either. I downloaded it from some website called hentai empire. Wasn’t much of an empire though. They only had five our six games and most of them didn’t work properly. Of the ones that did work True Love was the only one that was actually in English.