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The proof has always been right in front of us an nobody that I know of has yet to notice. And yet it’s so simple to see when you know what you’re looking for. Luke finds Yoda living on a planet called Dagobah. That’s right Dago Bah. This right there is telling us all the we need to know to point the finger at the Italian hater. Dago is a slur used against Italians. His use of Bah afterwards is an expression of extreme scorn towards the wonderful Italian people. How I wonder why nobody has noticed this before.

Now lets see what other things the hate filled Lucas might hate. Hmmm. Chewbacca is a Wookie. There is only one Wookie ever seen in any of the movies and all he can do is holler an growel . So he must be sending a message that there is somebody that he really thinks is an idiot buffoon. Who else is very hairy? Could it be Robin Williams? Of course, it must be him. I don’t think anybody in Hollywood has a hairier back then Williams.

What else? Jawas. They are mercilessly slaughtered by imperial forces. Perhaps that is a reflection of his own inhibitions to rid the world of the “little people.”

Jar Jar, nothing more to really add. Should be obvious.

Oh, I’m sure that there’s more, lots more. After all he has helped create a large number of movies. There could be hidden messages in any number of them. I for one am not going to take this idly sitting still. That’s why my lazy ass is writing this in hopes that somebody with more initiative will do something about it. Now that we all know Lucas is a hate monger. What other clues can you all find?

That's some pretty weak proof.

Yeah! And you never see a single Star Wars scene with pizza, spagetti or anyt other italian fare in it.

Instead you see blue milk - whih is obviously a symbol for bleu cheese, a French fare. Obviously Lucas thinks 'French' culture is better than 'Italian' culture - spreading it across the Galaxy.

Then there is Luke Skywalkers wearing of boots, which is simply him 'walking' on a map of Italy. (Two to be exact) This is an obvious insult in middle east nations, and not so subtle of Mr. Lucas.

And lets not forget Jabba the Hut - he is an obvious character of the stereotypical italian mobster.

Now lets see what other things the hate filled Lucas might hate. Hmmm. Chewbacca is a Wookie. There is only one Wookie ever seen in any of the movies and all he can do is holler an growel . So he must be sending a message that there is somebody that he really thinks is an idiot buffoon. Who else is very hairy? Could it be Robin Williams? Of course, it must be him. I don’t think anybody in Hollywood has a hairier back then Williams.

LOL - interesting. But I'd say Ron Jeremy (though not strictly Hollywood) is much hairier than Robin Williams. ;)

Well then being half Italian, I hate George Lucas!

You said Italians were wonderful, thanks.

So...how'd your day go?

That's some pretty weak proof.

He's joking.

LOL - interesting. But I'd say Ron Jeremy (though not strictly Hollywood) is much hairier than Robin Williams. ;)
But how can anybody hate The Man?

Oh wait, this is Lucas we're talking about. Perhaps you are correct on the matter.

So...how'd your day go?
Who me?

OK I guess. Nothing all that interesting. Except this one asshole never replied to me email regarding an Ebay item that I won. I gave him two weeks to respond and he never did. so I gave him negative feedback and got the item cheaper than what I won it for from somebody who was more respectable.

...guess it's a regional thing. I always say that to my friend, james cavalancia, and it gets him pissed off. It's a joke...

day go....dego...

not really that funny I guess...ah well

OMG... seriously hope this was meant as a joke... -.-
don't think that any of those movies were meant to insult Italias... anyway... the only ppl who think that he does are the Italian ppl, a sign that u urself think that you are all these bad things? :)
anyway... the man has made som awesome movies, with a great idea behind (not about Italy -.-) and I think he should be credited for that!

...guess it's a regional thing. I always say that to my friend, james cavalancia, and it gets him pissed off. It's a joke...

day go....dego...

not really that funny I guess...ah well
See, see how hard it is to miss things. Another thing that should have been obvious. It slipped right past me. Just imagine how many other things about Lucas there are hidden in his movies. It boggles the mind just thinking about it.



I need to take a break.
Can’t…continue...effort.
*Collapses from the strain*

Jar Jar is jamaican, was what I thought.



If you haven't noticed, the capitol of Naboo is based on an italian rennaissance town. You can tell by the dome roofs, green fields, cypress trees, rivers, and vines. It was even filmed in Italy in some places.

Another thing that I just figured out. Lucas also wants women to rule the world. Evidence can be found in two movies. First Indiana Jones. His whip is obviously symbolism of the dominatrix. Also as somebody pointed out Jabba the Hut is a reference towards the Italian mafia. Well who is it that that kills Jabba off? Leia. Not just plain ordinary Leia either. Slavegirl Leia is the one who kills Jabba, and with her own shackles of oppression too. Finally breaking free with the aid of a robot that looks suspiciously like a vibrator. Just what exactly will happen to men in the Lucas world?

Jar Jar is jamaican, was what I thought.

Yes, he is supposed to be Jamaican. I guess that it wasn't as obvious as I though. Lucas also hates Jamaicans too.

Besides - shouldn't we pity George?

After all, he's the guy that sold Pixar to Steve Jobs for only $10 Mil thinking that it wouldn't go anywhere....

Wonder how many times he's done his best Homer Simpson immitation since.... DOH!

Besides - shouldn't we pity George?

After all, he's the guy that sold Pixar to Steve Jobs for only $10 Mil thinking that it wouldn't go anywhere....

Wonder how many times he's done his best Homer Simpson immitation since.... DOH!
Well allow me to do my Nelson imitation.

Ha Ha!

Well so far I haven't been able to find any more of Lucas' hidden messages. Right now work has me too busy to even think. I would go and watch some more of his movies to do some research, but that would only help fund his cause.

Another thing that I just figured out. Lucas also wants women to rule the world. Evidence can be found in two movies. First Indiana Jones. His whip is obviously symbolism of the dominatrix. Also as somebody pointed out Jabba the Hut is a reference towards the Italian mafia. Well who is it that that kills Jabba off? Leia. Not just plain ordinary Leia either. Slavegirl Leia is the one who kills Jabba, and with her own shackles of oppression too. Finally breaking free with the aid of a robot that looks suspiciously like a vibrator. Just what exactly will happen to men in the Lucas world?

That is an interesting note, actually. I never thought about it that way.

Being part Italian, I must agree with some of your points. I cannot believe I didn't see it earlier!

Man! This is just like when people said the exact same thing about Mariah Carey for having the Italian guy tie her to a chair. Just a mis-representation of what the true meaning was, getting rid of Tommy Mattola. Same with George Lucas, because Yoda's smart. What he's really trying to prove is Yoda isn't smart, he's as dumb as a doorknob, AND he can't talk in proper sentences!!!