NationStates Jolt Archive

* Your motion toothbrush sounds like the introduction to "Welcome to the Jungle"

* You tap out the guitar licks to "Layla" on your bedroom wall at night

* You find yourself singing "Cold as Ice" while playing hockey

* You are playing the guitar solo to "Freebird" in your head while using the bathroom

You take as proof your realisation that you have thought to yourself "this is better than sex" while watching bands, but never during sex, and are content to ignore the logical flaw contained within that reasoning.

What about having sex whilst watching a band... ?

What about having sex whilst watching a band... ?

I have been naked whilst watching a band, but, no, I have never had sex whilst watching a band...

I have been naked whilst watching a band, but, no, I have never had sex whilst watching a band...

And you call yourself a fan? For shame!

Naked ?

Which band ?

Naked ?

Which band ?


At this point I decline to answer lest someone on the boards is able to identify me in the real world, but i can say that you are unlikely to have heard of them.

So, why haven't you been naked while watching a band, or if you have why are you keeping silent about it?

Don't need to be naked to have sex :)

Don't need to be naked to have sex :)

Indeed, but... your point being?

I don't love rock and roll. It's lame and annoying, boring and musically dull.

Just had to say that.

I was dancing around the fact that I have never been naked in front of a band... :)

I have never danced naked in front of a band either, dignity requires one to at least retain a tie or socks when in public.

As fir the original post, I don't so the Freebid thing, but does humming Nationwide everytime you get in a car count?

How about playing the drum solo from "Moby Dick" with a pair of pencils in math class?

I can't imagine getting a boner when watching vanilla ice

How about playing the drum solo from "Moby Dick" with a pair of pencils in math class?

I hope you switched to playing with your bare hands for the appropriate parts?

I have never danced naked in front of a band either, dignity requires one to at least retain a tie or socks when in public.

As fir the original post, I don't so the Freebid thing, but does humming Nationwide everytime you get in a car count?

I prefer Going Mobile myself.

What about having sex whilst watching a band... ?
You actually took the time to switch the font... OK, whatever floats your boat :D

I prefer Going Mobile myself.
I have that album :D

I prefer Going Mobile myself.
I find Nationwide is better for setting a constant speed, and prefer my hands tapping the steering wheel instead of my foot tapping the gas, which Moon always does to me.

I prefer Going Mobile myself.Dude, who are you and why do you keep mentioning all my favorite songs! :p

I hope you switched to playing with your bare hands for the appropriate parts?

Well, I usually got stopped like 30 seconds into it because it annoyed people.

Well, I usually got stopped like 30 seconds into it because it annoyed people.Moby Dick? either they're philistines or you're a lousy drummer.

Moby Dick? either they're philistines or you're a lousy drummer.

Well, it was the middle of class....

I don't think I'm a lousy drummer.