What would you...
Front National
02-08-2004, 16:34
What would you do if you were a bum in a small village with a chainsaw?
Nadejda 2
02-08-2004, 17:19
Cut down trees to make a house thingy, then terrorize little kids :D
Uzb3kistan
02-08-2004, 17:23
What would you do if you were a bum in a small village with a chainsaw?
Wow! That's one of the biggest waste of bandwith I've ever seen!
buuuut, I'd just threten to kill everyone at a restaurant unless they give me food. Then cut off the doors to cars and steal them, then drive from town to town robbing banks with my chainsaw.
Sumamba Buwhan
02-08-2004, 17:24
I would try to get a job as a lumberjack, but if that didnt work I would sell it for some food and a big ass bottle of liquer to keep me warm at night.
Nadejda 2
02-08-2004, 17:24
buuuut, I'd just threten to kill everyone at a restaurant unless they give me food. Then cut off the doors to cars and steal them, then drive from town to town robbing banks with my chainsaw.
yes that would be fun also
Front National
04-08-2004, 15:40
Wow! That's one of the biggest waste of bandwith I've ever seen!
True. But isn't NationStates a big waste of bandwidth? I mean, you may have some ''more-or-less-waste-of-bandwidth'', ''somewhat-waste-of-bandwidth'', ''I'm-trying-to-look-intelligent-waste-of-bandwidth'' and also there is ''pseudo-intelligent-waste-of-bandwidth''.
Ah, and there's also anime porn. Whatever.
Georgeton
04-08-2004, 16:35
Obviously you haven't heard the news about the guy who fell of the ladder, and the chainsaw took out his wife....
Obviously you haven't heard the news about the guy who fell of the ladder, and the chainsaw took out his wife....
I think we can assume the individual's un-married, so no wife to decapitate.
Everyone's also working on the assumption he's got fuel for the chainsaw. ;)
ThreadAssassins
04-08-2004, 17:02
Bum in a small village with his own chainsaw? Tell the local building or logging company that you'll supply your own tools and they'll hire you no problem. Then build yourself a house with the help of your co-workers. Rent the place out to a flat/house-mate. Save up the money to campaign for mayor of the town or district, under the guise of the "Self-made man" (and rig the election, of course). Then you can take your revenge on the society that abandoned you, if you like, or you can just make loads of money for sitting at a desk job four days a week.
Or, more likely, sell the chainsaw and spend the money on booze.