The Antichrist thread
Ancients of Mu Mu
02-08-2004, 12:27
Oh I don't know. I'm tires & it's late and every time I see that Anarchist thread, I keep reading it wrong and thinking it says "The Antichrist thread"
So here it is. The Antichrist thread.
Oh well, better do something constructive to save this from becoming gratuitious spam.
Is the Antichrist amongst us, and if so, who is it?
Personally, my money's on Avril Lavigne.
Beaverdom
02-08-2004, 12:31
His name is Tony Harris and he lives in Northampton, UK. Keeping a low profile until the day he strikes...
you know what's funny?
I read this several times thinking it was the anarchist thread
Arghooragh
02-08-2004, 12:42
I'd say the Olsen twins are more Antichrist-like than Avril Lavigne. They're already well on their way to global domination, via pre-teen girls.
Conceptualists
02-08-2004, 12:43
*waits 'til MKULTRA logs on*
Front National
02-08-2004, 16:30
you know what's funny?
I read this several times thinking it was the anarchist thread
I got caught on that one too. I guess the antichrist will come with the microchip.
Planet Scotland
02-08-2004, 16:50
in the past, we've always thought of this question as "who's the US president just now?"
well, just wait and see, when Cthulhu is elected, he has promised to eat us loyal followers after everyone else. Don't come whining to me when you're on the dinner list.
Von Witzleben
02-08-2004, 20:11
George W. Bush is the Anti-Christ (http://www.bushisantichrist.com/)
Mentholyptus
02-08-2004, 20:46
I'm the AntiChrist. NOW BOW BEFORE ME, PEONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bwahahahaha...
forgot my pills again.
Bodies Without Organs
02-08-2004, 20:52
"If you don't like religion you can be the antichrist,
If your tired of politics you can be an anarchist"
Anyone?
LordaeronII
02-08-2004, 21:49
George W. Bush is the Anti-Christ (http://www.bushisantichrist.com/)
I'm guessing maybe you were joking...?
If not, anyone with an IQ over 120 or so... please read that and tell me you can't find anything wrong with it. I got so disgusted with how pathetic it was at trying to draw connections that simply didn't exist that I just closed it halfway down the page.
Anyways....
I'm not a huge fan of the whole nostradamus prediction of the antichrist and all... and I don't know anything about the biblical prophecy....
I just find the whole concept to be a little off... of there being an Anti-christ.
Bodies Without Organs
02-08-2004, 21:52
Is this where us Northern Irish Protestants talk about the Pope?
Jamesbondmcm
02-08-2004, 22:02
http://www.geocities.com/trebor_92627/Bush.htm
Funny, but the more of the Bible you read, the more familiar it all seems...
you know what's funny?
I read this several times thinking it was the anarchist thread
I'm not the only one then, that's good.
BLARGistania
02-08-2004, 22:27
I can be the antichrist.
If not me, well, I'd shoot for Rush Limbaugh. Either him or the Olsen Twins.
Le Deuche
05-08-2004, 06:12
actually if you read the book the bible code it talks about the actual bible code that was encoded in the original hebrew texts that they found with the dead sea scrolls and when you put it into the computer program that decodes the bible it tells you that the antichrist will be the next pope. the book gives his name i can't remember what it was though. the guy that is encoded is one of the head catholic guys that is the more likely of the two guys up for the next popehood or whatever you call it. it also says to get your smallpox vaccinations because all but 1.25 millions of us peeps on earth are going to die of smallpox or some other plague, but smallpox is most likely, in the year 2012. good luck with living you guys!
Mentholyptus
05-08-2004, 06:19
Wow! You're insane!
...But when Christ meets AntiChrist, do they annihilate eachother and leave only gamma rays? Could you use Christ-AntiChrist reactions to power your starship? THESE ARE QUESTIONS THAT MUST BE ANSWERED!!!!!!
Ancients of Mu Mu
05-08-2004, 06:22
Wow! You're insane!
...But when Christ meets AntiChrist, do they annihilate eachother and leave only gamma rays? Could you use Christ-AntiChrist reactions to power your starship? THESE ARE QUESTIONS THAT MUST BE ANSWERED!!!!!!
That's quite funny, although my deeply-ingrained Catholic guilt-complex keeps telling me that I'm going to burn in Hell for all eternity for thinking so. :)
Mentholyptus
05-08-2004, 06:23
Think more blasphemy. It helps with the guilt thing.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-08-2004, 06:26
There seems to be an assumption that the Anti-christ is a human. I think this is an unsafe assumption.
I think the Anti-christ is a lovable purple dinosaur. *nods*
Ancients of Mu Mu
05-08-2004, 06:29
I think the Anti-christ is a lovable purple dinosaur. *nods*
[gasp] :eek:
http://www.louisvillescene.com/arts/performing/2003/photos/p20030328barney.jpg
Lunatic Goofballs
05-08-2004, 06:31
[gasp] :eek:
http://www.louisvillescene.com/arts/performing/2003/photos/p20030328barney.jpg
You are looking upon the face of EVIL!!! :eek:
Berkylvania
05-08-2004, 06:37
Tom Cruise. Hands down.
According to CNN he's, "Ready to fall in love again." So any of you lucky ladies out there that wanna carry some devil babies, get in line.
Playtime bunnies
05-08-2004, 11:09
You are looking upon the face of EVIL!!! :eek:
lol, I always knew there was something about that dinosaur!
never liked him
my instincts win again!