NationStates Jolt Archive

--Yes, I am starting 30 years early in my campaign for Presidency. I'm no John Kerry, waiting the last TWO YEARS for people to notice me. Nuh-uh...--

As President, I have a plan to end poverty in the United States for all eternity!

Number one, pick up all poverty-victims in one large truck and ship them to the nearest shower

Number two, send poverty-victims to middle-class/high-class families

Number three, this is for the families. YOU SHUT THE DOOR, LOCK IT, AND EAT! EAT!!!!!!

Well now, that worked well

--Yes, I am starting 30 years early in my campaign for Presidency. I'm no John Kerry, waiting the last TWO YEARS for people to notice me. Nuh-uh...--

As President, I have a plan to end poverty in the United States for all eternity!

Number one, pick up all poverty-victims in one large truck and ship them to the nearest shower

Number two, send poverty-victims to middle-class/high-class families

Number three, this is for the families. YOU SHUT THE DOOR, LOCK IT, AND EAT! EAT!!!!!!

Well now, that worked well

darn i was thinking it involved and armed squad of rednecks going to slums and shooting all poor people

I promise that by 1990, no Australian child will be living in poverty - Then Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke (1984).

Bob Hawke was re-elected Prime Minister in 1984. Incidentally, many Australian children are still living in poverty. Politics there. :rolleyes:

darn i was thinking it involved and armed squad of rednecks going to slums and shooting all poor people
no, that's how we're gonna end the negative stereotyping of redneck-Americans

Where do you stand on the issue of woman's suffrage? I mean, ban it, right!?

Where do you stand on the issue of woman's suffrage? I mean, ban it, right!?
hmm...the logical thing to do would be to ban women from America...

but how will I get my sex?

How about I ban all people who ask the question you just asked?

Where do you stand on the issue of woman's suffrage? I mean, ban it, right!?

[walks up behind Conan-Utopia and throttles him with a pair of blue stockings]

[walks up behind Conan-Utopia and throttles him with a pair of blue stockings]
use piano wire

Now now... I didn't suggest banning women, that was our next leader's suggestion. We need them for the making babies... and the cleaing.. OH! I forgot the cooking. Silly me.


Yeah, it's not that radical.

Where are you on the political spectrum then?

Now now... I didn't suggest banning women, that was our next leader's suggestion. We need them for the making babies... and the cleaing.. OH! I forgot the cooking. Silly me.


Yeah, it's not that radical.

Where are you on the political spectrum then?

If you don't watch it, I'm going to lock you in a room containing nothing but a copy of The Female Eunuh and refuse to let you out 'til you've read every page. Then you'll know what suffering is all about. :mad:

lol. Wow, it's so easy to piss off women, assuming you are indeed a woman. Ahhh.... feels good.

lol. Wow, it's so easy to piss off women, assuming you are indeed a woman. Ahhh.... feels good.

Nah. I'm just a psychotic bitch/foul-mouthed Harpy. :cool:

[shoves C-U into room]

[tosses book in after him]

[shuts door]

[opens door a crack]

EVERY BLOODY WORD MIND!

[slams door]

*reads said book*

Oh my... I feel that I totally understand the way you feel now. A struggling woman in a world run by sexist men.

*looks at hands* What.. have I .. done!?

He Didn't Read The Copyrights! Get Him!