NationStates Jolt Archive

And by God, I'm gonna do it!

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<Stewie> When I rule the world...your death shall be </Stewie> LONG, HARD, AND FULL OF BIG GAY MEN!

oF course...thats one big j/k....

If you dont get in my way...

<Laughing louder>

*pushes Jello into the next room and grabs a crowbar before entering and closing the door behind him....a loud banging is heard*

Make me your chief military advisor and it will happen. Oh yes, it will happen. Or better yet make me your chef and military advisor.

*Colodia emerges, crowbar firmly wedged up his sphincter*
*Jello laughs maniacally*

*Colodia emerges, crowbar firmly wedged up his sphincter*
*Jello laughs maniacally*
*holds up a sphincter...whatever the hell that may be*

you'll pay for violating my sphincter!

*snipers shoot Jello in the head...several times...with bullets of silver*

*personally sets Jello on fire...in multiple areas*

Lol...now I really laughed out loud at the idea of someone holding their own sphincter up in the air.

:D bless

Make me your chief military advisor and it will happen. Oh yes, it will happen. Or better yet make me your chef and military advisor.
How about Head Chef? I'll need hearty meals...

how do you feel about Big Macs three times daily?


*someone whispers something in my ear*

oh....well in that case...how do you feel about me going on a hunger strike until McDonalds turns their BigMac into an Ankins-friendly burger?

Start from China.

Start young.

By age 60 have 6 children, and divide it all between them, then sit back and watch the chaos for the last 20 years of your life.

Lol...now I really laughed out loud at the idea of someone holding their own sphincter up in the air.
:D....I aim to please


although I still dunno what a sph....spl.....splinter....agrh....is

hmm *sits in the corner watching*

:D....I aim to please


although I still dunno what a sph....spl.....splinter....agrh....is

Sphincter can mean any of a certain type of hole, but usually refers to the butthole. The bunghole. The anus. The rectum...The...you get the picture.

And so it was said;

"There are three types of people, those who want to rule the world, those who want to blow it up, and those who will sit back and watch it all happen"

heehee jello is still alive and u tried to kill him with your asshole!! heehee *sits quietly in the corner*

And so it was said;

"There are three types of people, those who want to rule the world, those who want to blow it up, and those who will sit back and watch it all happen"
sure i;m one of those who would sit back and laugh when it all goes wrong

Some people say I am like the Anti-Christ

I tell em I'm a Muslim and I have no clue what an Anti-Christ is

We never talk farther than that

anyone wanna explain?

sure i;m one of those who would sit back and laugh when it all goes wrong
Did Napoleon go wrong?
Did Stalin?
Hitler?
Julius Ceasar?

oh...wait


never mind, I'll still prove victorious!

"For what profit has a man, if he gets all the world with the loss of his life? or what will a man give in exchange for his life?" Matthew 16:26.

Sure, take the world, but make sure you have the life to enjoy it.

How about Head Chef? I'll need hearty meals...

how do you feel about Big Macs three times daily?


*someone whispers something in my ear*

oh....well in that case...how do you feel about me going on a hunger strike until McDonalds turns their BigMac into an Ankins-friendly burger?

:mad:
McDonalds!?!?!?!?!?!?
Atkins!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
*Shoots Colodia*
:mp5:

"For what profit has a man, if he gets all the world with the loss of his life? or what will a man give in exchange for his life?" Matthew 16:26.

Sure, take the world, but make sure you have the life to enjoy it.
Okay!

*pays no mind to quote*

:mad:
McDonalds!?!?!?!?!?!?
Atkins!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
*Shoots Colodia*
:mp5:

Woooooo! I nominate Crabby to be the world leader!

Woooooo! I nominate Crabby to be the world leader!
I don't think Dictators are nominated....they take control

*takes advantage that Jello is distracted and steals his splinter*

Woooooo! I nominate Crabby to be the world leader!
I accept

Bwahahahahahahahaha
Mwahahahahahahahaha
Mwahahahahahahaha ahh hahahahahaaa hahahahaaaaaaaa

Lol. I didn't know he meant world dictator, I just thought he meant world leader. Nevermind. <Withdraws nomination>

I accept

Bwahahahahahahahaha
Mwahahahahahahahaha
Mwahahahahahahaha ahh hahahahahaaa hahahahaaaaaaaa
*guns down Crabcake*

oh boo whoo hoo!

*guns down Crabcake*

oh boo whoo hoo!
What the???

I thought I killed you. Well I guess I'll just have to hug you.

*Hugs Colodia*
*Pushes red button*
*Notices nothing happening*
*Pushes red button again*
*Nervous laugh*
*Frantically pushes red button over and over again*

What the???

I thought I killed you. Well I guess I'll just have to hug you.

*Hugs Colodia*
*Pushes red button*
*Notices nothing happening*
*Pushes red button again*
*Nervous laugh*
*Frantically pushes red button over and over again*

<swings red-button-wiring over head like a lariat>

Okay!

*pays no mind to quote*

well, up to you. just before you die under an assassin, just remember to remember my quote.

What the???

I thought I killed you. Well I guess I'll just have to hug you.

*Hugs Colodia*
*Pushes red button*
*Notices nothing happening*
*Pushes red button again*
*Nervous laugh*
*Frantically pushes red button over and over again*
You see...there's a misunderstanding that the movie directors always make for the big, red button....


*holds up a big, blue button*

it is, in fact, big and blue.
*presses*

*nothing happens*

*presses again*
erm....uh.......

well, up to you. just before you die under an assassin, just remember to remember my quote.
I think I'll be suffering a few milliseconds of pain instead.

well, up to you. just before you die under an assassin, just remember to remember my quote.
awwww ****....you just ruined the moment...


I'll settle for American President AT THE VERY LEAST

You see...there's a misunderstanding that the movie directors always make for the big, red button....


*holds up a big, blue button*

it is, in fact, big and blue.
*presses*

*nothing happens*

*presses again*
erm....uh.......
*Scratched head*
*Creates a spark*

(((((((((((((((((BOOM)))))))))))))))))))

*Scratched head*
*Creates a spark*

(((((((((((((((((BOOM)))))))))))))))))))
*stares in disgust as the loud boom was caused by his farting*

Damn Chili

Damn Chili
It's GOING TO BURN when I'm World Dictator!

I think I'll be suffering a few milliseconds of pain instead.

who says? you might survive the attempt and become crippled. then you have the whole lifetime to think about the quote.

who says? you might survive the attempt and become crippled. then you have the whole lifetime to think about the quote.
Not really. If I survive, I'll continue making my way to world domination as soon as possible. No bloody bullet's gonna stop me!

Not really. If I survive, I'll continue making my way to world domination as soon as possible. No bloody bullet's gonna stop me!

except the one that engorges itself in your spine and makes you immobile under the neck.

or the one that hits the back of your head and makes you immobile completely, but living...sick. that is scary. i hope you will never ever have to endure that.

You post a quote from the Bible then you talk about paralyzing someone and essentially making them a vegetable.

You post a quote from the Bible then you talk about paralyzing someone and essentially making them a vegetable.
essentially bringing him to the choice: normal, active life, or immobile supreme dictator.

I'll bet that JC will be the one that fires the gun too.

Well, if you want to rule the earth, you need to change your name to Marvin the Martian, from Loony Toones,lol. Also, im married, and my wife plays here, so she will rule my world before you do!! :p