NationStates Jolt Archive

1) You know you play NationStates too much when at school you look over your back for nuclear-missle holding capitalists every period.

2) You know you play NationStates too much when you think your toilet is tapped to find what you had for dinner to poison the product from walmart.

3) You know you play NationStates too much when you think your house is a superfortress to the Smith's nextdoor who are the rebels.

4) You know you play NationStates too much when you think your stuffed animals are your supervisors to the military.

5) You know you play NationStates too much when you read five things about playing NationStates too much.

6) You know you play NationStates too much when talking about foreign politics, you say "[my nation] has a well developed society, but they often go to war"

7) You know you play NationStates too much when you take your nation's flag and hang it up outside your house.

8) " " ... when you wake up in the middle of the night screaming, "No! He nuked me! I can't believe it! He really, really nuked me!"

9) " " ... when you run around screaming "I pawn j00!" to everything in site;

10) " " ... when you declare war on anyone who makes you irritated;

11) " " ... when you are being beat up, you tell them 'I ignore you!'


[ooc] I do have my flag in print, although I haven't found a way of hanging it anywhere.

you know you play nationstates too much when you not only read posts like this-but actaully answer them too

Thank You, Tahnk You, I'm here till Sunday!

Thank You, Tahnk You, I'm here till Sunday!
is that when they let you out on a day pass? :gundge:

You know you play NationStates too much when you seriously consider your nationality to be that of your NS nation.

It happens to me all the time.

Well, I myself have had major attemtps to get mroe than five people to reply, so I guess I got onto something.

Anyways, I myself call my self Truitti, even fi they ask my religion, nationality, and sex. You peopel should have seen my Paintball registration form, I didn't even notice I was doing it untill the third one...

Hmmm...The only ones I'm thinking of right now are related to nation age, and not necessarily time spent on NS.

There was a very long thread on this topic a long time ago, but I can't find it. :(

1) You know you play NationStates too much when at school you look over your back for nuclear-missle holding capitalists every period.

2) You know you play NationStates too much when you think your toilet is tapped to find what you had for dinner to poison the product from walmart.

3) You know you play NationStates too much when you think your house is a superfortress to the Smith's nextdoor who are the rebels.

4) You know you play NationStates too much when you think your stuffed animals are your supervisors to the military.

5) You know you play NationStates too much when you read five things about playing NationStates too much.

This should be: You know you RP too much when...

Well, I just made it up, also, it is not only RP, I barely RP (looks at all of the battle scarred lands in the east, and battle scarred nations). Erm, yeh, I'll go with that.

Anyways, this was for fun, and hopefully someone else (which some did) woudl reply to it.

You know you play NS too much when. . .

. . .you've never actually met your best friend in person

. . .you call your sibling/parent/spouse a "godmod" during an argument.

. . .you can go on for hours about why Bush is better than Kerry but you've never stopped to consider whether you prefer boxers or briefs.

. . .you refer to your boss as a "mod."

. . .you always enclose your CEO's name in square brackets.

. . .you need to take Prozac because your economy slipped a rating.

. . .you nod your head as you read these all.

You Know You Play NS When...
You Start Realizing the likeness between general and real poltics.
You respond To the Posts above
you think the real UN has any real power..

When last time you saw this thread you said 'When this is about the 10th time you've seen this thread'

You know you play NS too much when youread a topic about playing NS too much.

You know you play nationstates too much when you think history class could use a mention of your nation.

You know you play NS too much when you're me.

When I was in maine, there was this big motor yacht that went past me house, and I half expected 203mm shell splashes around it. I was looking through a spotting scope and I nearly yelled "fire for effect" to the imaginary gun crew.

I was watching a show on the US military and I was saying "oh, they think the're so hot. I could crush them with one hand tied behind my back and my good eye blindfolded, with mabye a polo shirt on too!"

Yeh, I think history class would be better with studies about, amybe , um, the war between Hallad (my reigon delegate) and Hatti. Certanliy more interesting then then all that stuff in korea

You know you play NS too much when you realize your nation is three times the size of China.

lol, ya

You know you play NS a ton when you stay up all night just to get a new issue, etc

Ooh, a new issue in 3 minutes.... cooool

You know you play NS to much if.....
....you post on forums at like a post every 30 seconds
....you can think of several by-laws from your country on request
....you could right a paper on your nation that was convincing enough
it fooled your history teacher when s/he wanted a essay on a foriegn country
And if all of these are true......
.... YOU MSUT BE ME!

. Well, the essay part only fooled them till they asked where the hell the nation was on a map, And i din't know

Although, I introduced my teacher to NS.