NationStates Jolt Archive

Some of my favs ... what're yours?

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama got more crack than Harlem.

Some of my favs ... what're yours?

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

That could double as a blonde joke. Not to offend blondes here but it is the general forum and it is a thread about jokes.

rofl more crack than harlem thats horrible


Yo mama so fat she could sell shade.

your mamas so fat when the waiter asked what she wanted on her hamburger she said a hotdog

I know a few:

Yo mama's so fat she jumped into the air an got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo mama's so fat when she backs up people go "beep, beep, beep".

All I know are the fat jokes.

Yo' Momma's so stupid she asked what kind of jeans you were wearing and you said, "Guess." She said, "I don't know, Levi's?"

Yo' Momma's so fat her cereal bowl needs a lifeguard.

Yo' Momma's so short you can see her feet on her driver's liscense.

Yo' Momma's so hairy she could star in Beauty and the Beast.

Your mama is so fat she sat on the rainbow and made skittles.

you momma so fat your dad still climeing

your momma so nasty she got kicked out of red lobuster for bringing her one crabs!!!

Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats crisco

yo mama so ugly, yo daddy brings her to work with him so he doesn't hafta kiss her goodbye! lol

Here's an oldie but a goody:

Yo Momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach, Green Peace try to push her back into the water

Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of weiners!

Classic:

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

your mamas so fat when she goes to the gynecologist they need to spred open her legs with the jaws of life

Yo mama's ass so fat it has its own member of parliament.

Yo mama so fat that explorers from all over the world claim her when she goes swimming.

Yo mama so dumb she got run over by a parked car.

Yo Mama, she so fat, in lifts it says "maximum six people or Yo Mama!"

I saw Yo Mama kickin' can down street. I said, "What yo doin'?" She said, "Movin'!"

Yo Mama so fat, I rolled over ten times and I was still on top of her!

Yo mama's so fat, when she called for a taxi, they sent a dump-truck.


... and the dump-truck called for back-up!

Yo mama's so fat, when I shagged her I burned my arse on the light bulb

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the speak-your-weight it said "one at a time please"

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on the scales it says to be continued.

yo mama so fat that she needs planning permisssion to move.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped into the grand canyon she got stuck.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she travels abroad, the average intelligence level of your homeland increases.

yo mamma is so fat that little mamma's orbit her like planets.