NationStates Jolt Archive


Yo Mama Jokes

Keruvalia
01-08-2004, 02:14
Some of my favs ... what're yours?

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama got more crack than Harlem.
Layarteb
01-08-2004, 02:18
Some of my favs ... what're yours?

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

That could double as a blonde joke. Not to offend blondes here but it is the general forum and it is a thread about jokes.
Chess Squares
01-08-2004, 02:29
rofl more crack than harlem thats horrible


Yo mama so fat she could sell shade.
MKULTRA
01-08-2004, 02:36
your mamas so fat when the waiter asked what she wanted on her hamburger she said a hotdog
Suicidal Librarians
01-08-2004, 03:37
I know a few:

Yo mama's so fat she jumped into the air an got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo mama's so fat when she backs up people go "beep, beep, beep".

All I know are the fat jokes.
Squornshelous
01-08-2004, 04:31
Yo' Momma's so stupid she asked what kind of jeans you were wearing and you said, "Guess." She said, "I don't know, Levi's?"

Yo' Momma's so fat her cereal bowl needs a lifeguard.

Yo' Momma's so short you can see her feet on her driver's liscense.

Yo' Momma's so hairy she could star in Beauty and the Beast.
Bereavia
01-08-2004, 05:52
Your mama is so fat she sat on the rainbow and made skittles.
Irondin
01-08-2004, 05:55
you momma so fat your dad still climeing

your momma so nasty she got kicked out of red lobuster for bringing her one crabs!!!
Bereavia
01-08-2004, 05:59
Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats crisco
Pongoar
01-08-2004, 06:49
yo mama so ugly, yo daddy brings her to work with him so he doesn't hafta kiss her goodbye! lol
Georgeton
01-08-2004, 09:38
Here's an oldie but a goody:

Yo Momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach, Green Peace try to push her back into the water
New Fuglies
01-08-2004, 09:40
Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of weiners!
Insane Troll
01-08-2004, 09:42
Classic:

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
MKULTRA
01-08-2004, 09:47
your mamas so fat when she goes to the gynecologist they need to spred open her legs with the jaws of life
West - Europa
01-08-2004, 10:07
Yo mama's ass so fat it has its own member of parliament.

Yo mama so fat that explorers from all over the world claim her when she goes swimming.

Yo mama so dumb she got run over by a parked car.
Mooey Kazoom
01-08-2004, 10:29
Yo Mama, she so fat, in lifts it says "maximum six people or Yo Mama!"

I saw Yo Mama kickin' can down street. I said, "What yo doin'?" She said, "Movin'!"

Yo Mama so fat, I rolled over ten times and I was still on top of her!
Zarozina
01-08-2004, 14:24
Yo mama's so fat, when she called for a taxi, they sent a dump-truck.


... and the dump-truck called for back-up!

Yo mama's so fat, when I shagged her I burned my arse on the light bulb

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the speak-your-weight it said "one at a time please"
World wide allies
01-08-2004, 14:31
Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on the scales it says to be continued.
Sanctaphrax
01-08-2004, 14:35
yo mama so fat that she needs planning permisssion to move.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped into the grand canyon she got stuck.
Sidar Jabari
01-08-2004, 14:50
Yo mama is so stupid that when she travels abroad, the average intelligence level of your homeland increases.
Nohands
01-08-2004, 14:58
yo mamma is so fat that little mamma's orbit her like planets.