If you give a mouse a cookie
Then he's probably going to ask for a glass of milk
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I am bored at work...
and this isn't a real sig, obviously
[off topic]oh, by the way, I believe this is my first topic since the switch
(since I didn't have one of those "I'm back" threads that so many people had)
how exciting!!![/off topic]
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still bored
Zarozina
31-07-2004, 19:59
this is a topic?
this is a topic?
yeah
the topic is what happens if you give a mouse a cookie
If you give a mouse a glass of milk, he'll ask for a straw.
Zarozina
31-07-2004, 20:21
If you give a mouse a straw it may prevent the breakage of the back of a camel
Squornshelous
31-07-2004, 20:24
If you prevent breakage of the back of a camel, it may spit on you.
Georgeton
31-07-2004, 20:24
And that Camel could go on to kill many people through lung cancer and passive smoking
OMG you're right!!
and if a camel causes lots of deaths, it might lead to tons of people suing said camel
Katganistan
31-07-2004, 20:37
And that Camel could go on to kill many people through lung cancer and passive smoking
So instead, we fire said camel, let's call him "Joe", and because of his unique disability of being a bipedal anthropomorphic entity, he is no longer able to support his wife and kids. Joe and family therefore go on public assistance and live in a cardboard refrigerator box.
Zarozina
31-07-2004, 20:43
thus aiding the community recycling program
thus aiding the community recycling program
putting millions of landfill workers out of THEIR jobs
Georgeton
31-07-2004, 20:49
He now performs for the passers-by on his xlophone, busking for change at a rate of £7,20 an hour, and providing catchy elevator music for all, thus bringing back his fortune. Proving that helpng one's self is one way to get out of poverty
He now performs for the passers-by on his xlophone, busking for change at a rate of £7,20 an hour, and providing catchy elevator music for all, thus bringing back his fortune. Proving that helpng one's self is one way to get out of poverty
no...you're thinking of Wesley willis
we're talking about "joe" camel
putting millions of landfill workers out of THEIR jobs
thus causing them and their families to go on welfare, increasing taxes :p
thus causing them and their families to go on welfare, increasing taxes :p
causing an uproar in the top 1% tax bracket
That 1% then go on protest, which turns violent.
Until one of them raises to the challenge and makes their American Dream. ANd thus, Crazy Eddy's Babies on Spikes is made!
Until one of them raises to the challenge and makes their American Dream. ANd thus, Crazy Eddy's Babies on Spikes is made!
Leading to a booming economy and providing tremendous numbers of jobs in both the spike and baby making industries
Zarozina
01-08-2004, 00:57
Leading to a crash in the market value of babies on spikes and thus strikes and riots ensue
Leading to a crash in the market value of babies on spikes and thus strikes and riots ensue
Until one charismatic person takes control of the unorganized mob and makes his own sect to oppoze american politics