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(Better put on fireproof gear before the flaming starts...)

Prepare to meet your doom!

*fires up flamethrower, coats room*

(Better put on fireproof gear before the flaming starts...)
It was the Blue Men of Las Vegas, working with the grays and the Canadian government, who grew her in a secret Al Qaida camp in Iraq using the SARS virus and the Good Times virus.

Her ultimate mission is to spread tryptophen with her voice which will make everyone very very sleepy so the organ runners, who work for Bush's coke-dealer, can steal your kidneys.

Once this happens the One Ring will fall into the hands of the Necrons and not even the Glaive can save us from might of Continueum Transfunctioner.

No.

In this case....we can truly....

BLAME CANADA!

(Better put on fireproof gear before the flaming starts...)

Please kindly refrain from mocking me in the future.

GMC, may I go on a profanity-strewn rant?

GMC, may I go on a profanity-strewn rant?


Sure.

Sure.

Hmm. Actually, on second thought, I think I'd better not anyway. Thanks though.

No, not even the Great Satan could be that cruel.

Jim

She shattered my eardrums at the age of 12!

She's a product of the Canadians to overtake the WORLD.

Luckly someone stopped her, by trapping her in Vegas until the year 2848

It was the Blue Men of Las Vegas, working with the grays and the Canadian government, who grew her in a secret Al Qaida camp in Iraq using the SARS virus and the Good Times virus.

Her ultimate mission is to spread tryptophen with her voice which will make everyone very very sleepy so the organ runners, who work for Bush's coke-dealer, can steal your kidneys.

Once this happens the One Ring will fall into the hands of the Necrons and not even the Glaive can save us from might of Continueum Transfunctioner.
you forgot about the deal with the decepticons to plant weapons of mass destruction on liberals and invade them for acts of terrorism

what did the US gov let happen?
and...what is a Cenile Dion?

and...what is a Cenile Dion?


Dion DiMucci was the lead singer and star of the Doo-Wop band "Dion & The Belmonts", whom you probably know from their hit The Wanderer. He is now getting on in years, thus the (mis-spelled) adjective "senile". I hope that clears everything up satisfactorily. Anything else I can help you with?

Dion DiMucci was the lead singer and star of the Doo-Wop band "Dion & The Belmonts"...voo-Doo-Wop bands?
....and...the Gov let this happen????

vu-Doo-Wop bands?
....and...the Gov let this happen????

It was a CIA funded operation to forestall the increasing rise of black popular entertainers during the 1950s. The government realised that with the rise of a cross-racial teenage market buying records by black artists there was a danger of increased acceptance of blacks as the equals of whites. Thus young individuals from across the racial spectrum were engaged by the CIA (through front operations masquerading as legitimate record companies) and formed into Doo-Wop bands. Now, the choice between what record to buy was no longer polarised along white/black lines, but instead each ethnic grouping found that they had their own star performers whom they would support at the exclusion of all others. Thus those of Italian origin would support popular artists of Italian extraction, while those of Spanish origin would support artists of Spanish extraction, and so on. Thus the dividing lines between the racial groups were re-entrenched and it wasn't until the rise of Berry Gordy's Tamla Motown label (backed by funds from the USSR channelled through Cuba) in the sixties that cross-cultural teenage culture finally unified itself and began asking questions of the accepted wisdom they had been brought up to believe. Honest.

It was a CIA funded operation to forestall the increasing rise of black popular entertainers during the 1950s. The government realised that with the rise of a cross-racial teenage market buying records by black artists there was a danger of increased acceptance of blacks as the equals of whites. Thus young individuals from across the racial spectrum were engaged by the CIA (through front operations masquerading as legitimate record companies) and formed into Doo-Wop bands. Now, the choice between what record to buy was no longer polarised along white/black lines, but instead each ethnic grouping found that they had their own star performers whom they would support at the exclusion of all others. Thus those of Italian origin would support popular artists of Italian extraction, while those of Spanish origin would support artists of Spanish extraction, and so on. Thus the dividing lines between the racial groups were re-entrenched and it wasn't until the rise of Berry Gordy's Tamla Motown label (backed by funds from the USSR channelled through Cuba) in the sixties that cross-cultural teenage culture finally unified itself and began asking questions of the accepted wisdom they had been brought up to believe. Honest.
I hope this revolutionsz guy really doesn't know what's going on and he believes all this...that would be totally cool

"Tamla Motown" is actually an acronym which betrays the Soviet connection and true intent of the organisation, it actually stands for:

Trans-
American
Marxist-
Leninist
Association

Musical
Operations
To
Overthrow
White
Nationalism.


Fact, and anyone that says different is a KNOWN LIAR!

She shattered my eardrums at the age of 12!

She's a product of the Canadians to overtake the WORLD.

Luckly someone stopped her, by trapping her in Vegas until the year 2848
LOL that cracked me up--Vegas is a good trap for celebrities--all the dead ones wash up on the shore there

Yep, I bet the evil bastards unleashed that walking skelliton upon us for no reason other than their own entertainment. And I have a few wors for you Mr. Bush that I'm going to borrow from Michael Moore "Shame on you Mr. Bush, shame on you."

My view is that not only did the goverment not let it happen, but looking for answers to the unanswered questions about Celine Dion is, in itself, stupid. After all, goverments have never been known to cover things up ever.

Celine is one of the parts of Quebec we didn't mind seperating from Canada!

In fact, we highly encouraged it!

:D

My view is that not only did the goverment not let it happen, but looking for answers to the unanswered questions about Celine Dion is, in itself, stupid. After all, goverments have never been known to cover things up ever.
apparently you never heard of pyscho-ops

No.

In this case....we can truly....

BLAME CANADA!Just like in the South Park movie...[/remiinscense]

So why the hell did we attack Iraq, we should have invaded canada, they're the real terrorists..... Bastards gave that thing life.

apparently you never heard of pyscho-ops
Apparently you never heard of sarcasm. (I think you mean psych-ops. Psycho-ops is setting Norman Bates on your enemies).

No.

In this case....we can truly....

BLAME CANADA!
Blame away :-) Celine is surely a world class diva!!

(Better put on fireproof gear before the flaming starts...)

Isn't she Canadian?

Oh, uh, er, right....


Be fair. The US AND Canadian governments let this happen, the US AND Canadian governments allowed her to perform....

:D

LOL that cracked me up--Vegas is a good trap for celebrities--all the dead ones wash up on the shore there


LOL yes, the shores of the Desert.

Did they do it to us on purpose, or was it an accident, because if it was an accident, maybe we can do something about it......alas it must have been on purpose, there is no means known to humanity by which Celine Dion can be fixed......unless of course someone happens to know of a reasonably priced veternary service.

Hey, Canada and the US are the world's largest trading partners.. She's yours now. We wouldn't dream of taking her back, Canadians can't be accused of Indian giving..lol :D

It's quite obviously a mutli-national conspiracy being conducted by the Illuminati. Celine Dion's music has been overlayed with subliminal messages that can only be heard while wearing a "Miracle Ear" hearing aid in the left ear. Earlier attempts to use mind control through easy listening music were largely unsuccessful. Kenny G's 3'rd album was found to have messages such as "Sell all your possesions and buy a Winnebago" and "Vote for Nader".

It's quite obviously a mutli-national conspiracy being conducted by the Illuminati. Celine Dion's music has been overlayed with subliminal messages that can only be heard while wearing a "Miracle Ear" hearing aid in the left ear. Earlier attempts to use mind control through easy listening music were largely unsuccessful. Kenny G's 3'rd album was found to have messages such as "Sell all your possesions and buy a Winnebago" and "Vote for Nader".

Holy Hell! So that's why I started acting all weird the last time I listened to 4KQ. :eek:

Yes... and I'm a hitman for the Central Intelligence Agency.

Why do the masses feel necessary to satirize conspiration theorists with this tasteless jesting?

JiangGuo

Hey, Canada and the US are the world's largest trading partners.. She's yours now. We wouldn't dream of taking her back, Canadians can't be accused of Indian giving..lol :D
Ok I will bite. Am I missing something here and don't know what is going on? What is wrong with Celine?

Will I get in trouble if I say that I personally like her songs?

Ok, guess what ppl, the government is NOT trying to steal your organs in the form of a presdential dope dealer and a french canadian singing sensation!!! :headbang: This is SO stupid! An G.W.B DOES NOT do drugs! Have you ever wondered why no one actually buys tabloids? It's because the headlines are fun to read until it's your turn at the check out, but it's not true. I apologize to anyone who does not beleive these theories,but i get A LOT of crap from ppl who think that the government does this.

Ok, guess what ppl, the government is NOT trying to steal your organs in the form of a presdential dope dealer and a french canadian singing sensation!!! :headbang: This is SO stupid! An G.W.B DOES NOT do drugs! Have you ever wondered why no one actually buys tabloids? It's because the headlines are fun to read until it's your turn at the check out, but it's not true. I apologize to anyone who does not beleive these theories,but i get A LOT of crap from ppl who think that the government does this.
Another one who doesn't realise the subtle nuances of General Forum satire.

Ok, guess what ppl, the government is NOT trying to steal your organs in the form of a presdential dope dealer and a french canadian singing sensation!!! :headbang: This is SO stupid! An G.W.B DOES NOT do drugs! Have you ever wondered why no one actually buys tabloids? It's because the headlines are fun to read until it's your turn at the check out, but it's not true. I apologize to anyone who does not beleive these theories,but i get A LOT of crap from ppl who think that the government does this.
GWB doesn't not do drugs either

Ok, guess what ppl, the government is NOT trying to steal your organs in the form of a presdential dope dealer and a french canadian singing sensation!!!

Sigh.

Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain <tired of continual sarcasms>
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm <this is no time to indulge in sarcasm>
synonym see WIT

Whatever.