NationStates Jolt Archive


Tired of All You All

New Foxxinnia
31-07-2004, 08:14
I'm thinking about going to a mall with about 50 of my friends dressed in zoot suits and going to the food court and pulling all of the tables into a circle and we all sit around and confess our secret love affair with Lindsay Lohan. Then we break for lunch.
One person goes up to the line for Burger King and when he gets up to the counter everyone else gets up and runs to the counter yelling, "FRONTSIES!" and so a huge mob is swarmed around the Burger King yelling orders. Then the person that was infront of the counter first works his way thru the crowd and raises his right arm with a snap and everyone shuts-up.
Then he tells the Burger King person behind the counter, "You got Punk'd!" and punches them in the mouth. Then everyone screams and takes off their shoes and runs to the elevator. We find not all of us can fit inside. But then all of our watches go off at the same time and we pull out Islamic carpets and bow towards Mecca. After that we perform the Sanctions of the Cross.
We will all run out of the mall. We get into our cars and start driving to the high-way in a single-file line going 15 miles an hour. We don't even stop for red-lights. Just driving slowly causing extreme road-blocks. We get on to the high-way and take up every lane of traffic going 30 miles an hour. We drive to El Paso and we pull over along the Rio Grande and take off all our clothes and bathe in the river.

That'll be interesting.
Insane Troll
31-07-2004, 08:15
...woah.

Can I film it?
Sdaeriji
31-07-2004, 08:17
Enjoy.
Tellenthion
31-07-2004, 08:18
I want... no... I need to see this.
Ancients of Mu Mu
31-07-2004, 08:44
.jpgs pls
New Foxxinnia
31-07-2004, 08:57
http://www.staff.ncl.ac.uk/nikolas.lloyd/dance/zootme.jpg
Zoot suit.

http://www.hollywoodcultmovies.com/assets/images/LindsayLohan1.JPG
Lindsay Lohan.

http://www.libertyuhsd.k12.ca.us/Freedom/FHS_PICTURES/French_pictures/burger%20king.jpg
Burger King.

http://garywolff.com/subdir/photos/elevator.jpg
Elevator.

http://philae.sas.upenn.edu/Arabic/Arab19.gif
Islamic Rug.

http://www.ireland.com/ITImage/urlpicture_id_1013597531950_20020220/mecca,0.jpg
Mecca.

http://www.blonnet.com/2002/04/06/images/2002040601631001.jpg
Sanctions of the Cross.

http://www.glen-scca.org/solo/2001/images20010429/images/line-of-cars.jpg
Line of Cars.

http://www.thecitiesof.com/texas/escape/smallmorningskyline-elpaso.jpg
El Paso.

http://members.aol.com/Mmcbs4/riogrande-new1.jpg
Rio Grande.
Ancients of Mu Mu
31-07-2004, 08:58
Oh, how I loath you!
Goed
31-07-2004, 09:14
Um, do you have to punch the poor cashier in the face? :P

And...Lindsay Lohan? Ewwwww...
Big Jim P
31-07-2004, 10:00
Damn! I thought my fantasies were bad! All I ever wanted was a parade of transvestites marching downtown singing Shania Twains "I feel like a woman"

The rednecks around here certainly would like that!

:D

Jim
Incertonia
31-07-2004, 10:09
Now Jim, I would pay good money to see that.
Big Jim P
31-07-2004, 11:00
Now Jim, I would pay good money to see that.

I would be funny, except that to many would die of shock.

Wait, thats kinda the point.

Jim
Zarozina
31-07-2004, 11:57
I like it