New Foxxinnia
31-07-2004, 08:14
I'm thinking about going to a mall with about 50 of my friends dressed in zoot suits and going to the food court and pulling all of the tables into a circle and we all sit around and confess our secret love affair with Lindsay Lohan. Then we break for lunch.
One person goes up to the line for Burger King and when he gets up to the counter everyone else gets up and runs to the counter yelling, "FRONTSIES!" and so a huge mob is swarmed around the Burger King yelling orders. Then the person that was infront of the counter first works his way thru the crowd and raises his right arm with a snap and everyone shuts-up.
Then he tells the Burger King person behind the counter, "You got Punk'd!" and punches them in the mouth. Then everyone screams and takes off their shoes and runs to the elevator. We find not all of us can fit inside. But then all of our watches go off at the same time and we pull out Islamic carpets and bow towards Mecca. After that we perform the Sanctions of the Cross.
We will all run out of the mall. We get into our cars and start driving to the high-way in a single-file line going 15 miles an hour. We don't even stop for red-lights. Just driving slowly causing extreme road-blocks. We get on to the high-way and take up every lane of traffic going 30 miles an hour. We drive to El Paso and we pull over along the Rio Grande and take off all our clothes and bathe in the river.
That'll be interesting.
One person goes up to the line for Burger King and when he gets up to the counter everyone else gets up and runs to the counter yelling, "FRONTSIES!" and so a huge mob is swarmed around the Burger King yelling orders. Then the person that was infront of the counter first works his way thru the crowd and raises his right arm with a snap and everyone shuts-up.
Then he tells the Burger King person behind the counter, "You got Punk'd!" and punches them in the mouth. Then everyone screams and takes off their shoes and runs to the elevator. We find not all of us can fit inside. But then all of our watches go off at the same time and we pull out Islamic carpets and bow towards Mecca. After that we perform the Sanctions of the Cross.
We will all run out of the mall. We get into our cars and start driving to the high-way in a single-file line going 15 miles an hour. We don't even stop for red-lights. Just driving slowly causing extreme road-blocks. We get on to the high-way and take up every lane of traffic going 30 miles an hour. We drive to El Paso and we pull over along the Rio Grande and take off all our clothes and bathe in the river.
That'll be interesting.