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George Bush made me jobless.

Peace and Love For You
30-07-2004, 18:18
I'm 28 and I graduated from a University in PA, unable to find a job due to Bush's policies, I resorted to lying on my application to be a lifeguard. A kid ended up drowning and since I didn't know CPR I couldn't save him. I lost my job because of it. This is all Bush's fault.
HannibalSmith
30-07-2004, 18:21
I'm 28 and I graduated from a University in PA, unable to find a job due to Bush's policies, I resorted to lying on my application to be a lifeguard. A kid ended up drowning and since I didn't know CPR I couldn't save him. I lost my job because of it. This is all Bush's fault.

Are you insane, besides the fact it's your responsibility to find your own job, you let a kid die, and you blame the President for it????

I think you are full of it!
Enodscopia
30-07-2004, 18:24
I'm 28 and I graduated from a University in PA, unable to find a job due to Bush's policies, I resorted to lying on my application to be a lifeguard. A kid ended up drowning and since I didn't know CPR I couldn't save him. I lost my job because of it. This is all Bush's fault.

You should have gone to jail being a lifegaurd and not knowing CPR. I'm surprised that family of the boy has not sued you for what you caused.
Sliders
30-07-2004, 18:24
yeah, you're totally lying
although it can be forgiven, since it's the 'net and apparently that means everyone is supposed to lie...

BTW I am avidly anti-bush
Sliders
30-07-2004, 18:26
You should have gone to jail being a lifegaurd and not knowing CPR. I'm surprised that family of the boy has not sued you for what you caused.
I seriously doubt anyone would make someone a lifeguard if they didn't know CPR. They are held responsible if anything like this happens, so they don't just ask "oh hey, by the way, you know cpr, right?" You have to be lifeguard certified and show them your certification. And to be certified you must take a class and pass a test.
Tyrandis
30-07-2004, 18:41
This thread sucks.

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The Black Forrest
30-07-2004, 18:44
Sorry don't buy it.

I have done lifeguarding and I had to prove I was trained in cpr......
Kerubia
30-07-2004, 18:48
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Cuneo Island
30-07-2004, 18:49
I'm 28 and I graduated from a University in PA, unable to find a job due to Bush's policies, I resorted to lying on my application to be a lifeguard. A kid ended up drowning and since I didn't know CPR I couldn't save him. I lost my job because of it. This is all Bush's fault.

George Bush kept you from find a job. You made yourself lose the job.
Von Aven
30-07-2004, 19:04
This is a troll. You couldn't be a lifeguard without knowing CPR.
Berkylvania
30-07-2004, 19:05
Do Not Feed The Troll.
Sdaeriji
30-07-2004, 19:07
Uh, yeah, you kind of have to prove you know CPR in order to get any kind of job lifeguarding. It's not enough to just put it on your resume. You sort of have to perform it for your potential employer. Troll ahoy.