NationStates Jolt Archive

Okay not really--but the question was posed to Springer in an interview with him done by Salon.com. The story is here (http://salon.com/news/feature/2004/07/29/springer/print.html) but if you don't have a subscription, you'll have to sit through a short ad in order to read it--no signup or registration, just a flash ad.

Anyway, here's the excerpt of the interview that the title refers to:

If you had Bush on your TV show, what would the theme be?

[Smiles, thinking it over.]

Well, first I'd bring out Saddam Hussein. Then I'd bring out George. No, wait, I gotta think about this ...

Would there be midget prostitutes on the stage?

[Laughs] No, no, we gotta keep it clean ... OK, if it's after the election, how about this: "Daddy, can you get me a job?"

Oh come on people--at least vote in the poll.

At least it would be one sure way to raise the intelligence of the interview portion. Did you happen to see Springer at the DNC? He looked like he was about to start drooling over the prospects for future guest for his show. Can't you just see Kerry and Edwards coming out of the closet on his show? Rating through the roof on that one.

bee-to-the-ump-shizzle

Or something.

Vote in the poll! :D

Maybe he could go on Montel and they could send Jenna and Barbara to that "Bad Teen Boot Camp".

GWB should go on a quiz show.