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http://ericblumrich.com/idiot.html

enjoy, i sure did

Golly.

catchy :D

This is the same asshat that used the names of dead U.S servicemen to promote Kucinich in a webad.

I hope Ewic Bumitch dies a horrible, slow death.

Fucking communist scum.

That was actually not that bad.

About as entertaining and truthful as the following:
John Kerry's penis is the size of my thumb. However, his brain is much smaller and his thought processes resemble that of a magic eight ball. This is not all his fault, though, and is quite obviously due to the Vast Rightwing Conspiracy (all rights reserved). His life and political career has been shaped by the things his mother said. Statements like "I don't care if I am five months pregnant, nothing will keep me from the annual drinking contest," have made him the man he is today. Despite this he has managed to talk for 5 hours abbout how people say he talks to much (he would have gone on longer, but his face nearly fell off and he needed some emergancy bottox and his teddy bear). He has gotten a reputation as a real terror amongst Arab terrorists. Not because of his stand(s) on defence issues mind, but because his cocaine/viagra binges are legendary among all goat herders. The various unmentionable acts he has commited with livestock are only a warm-up, however, for when his playmates (Michael Moore and Osama) come over. He is angered by the Iraq War because his third playmate, Saddam, can no longer come over.
NOTE all of the above is correct and true. Excepting the outright lies, the above is actually much more entertaining and truthful.

Wow and they can't sing either....

Better to be a C-student than to be a C-student and flunk Divinity School....

John Kerry's penis is the size of my thumb.

curious?

I didn't know Kerry was gay...
Guess I'll just have to vote for Bush now.

[/sarcasm]

No more curious than any of the other people in the park that day. Men, and I use the term loosely, like that shouldn't go streaking.

No more curious than any of the other people in the park that day. Men, and I use the term loosely, like that shouldn't go streaking.

ah... so what kind of men do you prefer to see running naked?

This is the same asshat that used the names of dead U.S servicemen to promote Kucinich in a webad.

I hope Ewic Bumitch dies a horrible, slow death.

Fucking communist scum.
He always spoke highly of you. :rolleyes:

I think that was a little harsh. Those guys really can't sing either....

Nice, very :D

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Better to be a C-student than to be a C-student and flunk Divinity School....
Which one? And what is a divinity school?

i like it

Wow. Horrible singing and atrocious composition. Kerry's got my vote now.

These people are so self righteous it makes me sick.

About as entertaining and truthful as the following:
John Kerry's penis is the size of my thumb. However, his brain is much smaller and his thought processes resemble that of a magic eight ball. This is not all his fault, though, and is quite obviously due to the Vast Rightwing Conspiracy (all rights reserved). His life and political career has been shaped by the things his mother said. Statements like "I don't care if I am five months pregnant, nothing will keep me from the annual drinking contest," have made him the man he is today. Despite this he has managed to talk for 5 hours abbout how people say he talks to much (he would have gone on longer, but his face nearly fell off and he needed some emergancy bottox and his teddy bear). He has gotten a reputation as a real terror amongst Arab terrorists. Not because of his stand(s) on defence issues mind, but because his cocaine/viagra binges are legendary among all goat herders. The various unmentionable acts he has commited with livestock are only a warm-up, however, for when his playmates (Michael Moore and Osama) come over. He is angered by the Iraq War because his third playmate, Saddam, can no longer come over.
NOTE all of the above is correct and true. Excepting the outright lies, the above is actually much more entertaining and truthful.


lol
its the anti-moore you should make a "documentry"

I personally like the "I HATE REPUBLICANS" clip. :D

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Okay, that was damn funny too....so was the first one, and who ever said NOFX could sing? Jeez. I thought we weren't calling people commies anymore...isn't the new catchphrase for people we don't like "terrorist"?