NationStates Jolt Archive

Could jesus himself microwave a burrito so hot that not even he could eat it?

nope, he wouldnt know how to work the microwave.

How many babies does it take to fill the sun?

Or a better Question: How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

nnoo!! ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION!

Oh yeah, and:

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw 4 chillins?

I won't answer your crappy McCrap question until you answer mine, DAMMIT!

you didnt answer mine though. and by the way, the answer is two and a heif

To yours or mine?

I think he's talking about the cups of sugar one.

by the way, it would take 9 lightbulbs, I've tried it before. :)

Ohhh My!

Could jesus himself microwave a burrito so hot that not even he could eat it?


I don't think a man of his day would know how to operate a microwave let alone eat burritoes. They'd probably crucify him for it... hey wait a minute!