NationStates Jolt Archive


Could jesus...

Chellis
28-07-2004, 09:02
Could jesus himself microwave a burrito so hot that not even he could eat it?
Cremerica
28-07-2004, 09:10
nope, he wouldnt know how to work the microwave.

How many babies does it take to fill the sun?
Madesonia
28-07-2004, 09:18
Or a better Question: How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Cremerica
28-07-2004, 09:21
nnoo!! ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION!

Oh yeah, and:

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw 4 chillins?
Madesonia
28-07-2004, 09:23
I won't answer your crappy McCrap question until you answer mine, DAMMIT!
Cremerica
28-07-2004, 09:23
you didnt answer mine though. and by the way, the answer is two and a heif
Madesonia
28-07-2004, 09:30
To yours or mine?
Wal-greens
28-07-2004, 09:38
I think he's talking about the cups of sugar one.

by the way, it would take 9 lightbulbs, I've tried it before. :)
Madesonia
28-07-2004, 09:44
Ohhh My!
New Fuglies
28-07-2004, 09:57
Could jesus himself microwave a burrito so hot that not even he could eat it?


I don't think a man of his day would know how to operate a microwave let alone eat burritoes. They'd probably crucify him for it... hey wait a minute!