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Would you kill the pope if somebody offered you 1 billion dollars to do it?

the pope is catholic. i disagree with everything the catholics say.

i would kill the pope for free.

*edit*

there are some catholics i do agree with however. just the catholic doctrine.. i absolutely hate it.

i used to be catholic.

it depends how much that person would offer me

For that amount of money, free and clear, I would kill almost anyone or thing.

Jim

well, problem is...after you kill the Pope...wtf are you gonna do? Walk away in broad daylight, claim your money, and spend to your hearts content?

For that amount of money, free and clear, I would kill almost anyone or thing.

Jim



HaHaHa!!!!!!!!

Would you kill the pope if somebody offered you 1 billion dollars to do it?
Why do you people come up with these twisted nonsensical polls?

well, problem is...after you kill the Pope...wtf are you gonna do? Walk away in broad daylight, claim your money, and spend to your hearts content?



Never said you would get away with it. :D

Why do you people come up with these twisted nonsensical polls?


Because its fun, lighten up.

well, problem is...after you kill the Pope...wtf are you gonna do? Walk away in broad daylight, claim your money, and spend to your hearts content?
Any reason why you shouldn't? Assuming you at least had the brains to wear a mask and use a sniper rifle to snuff the old goat.

Never said you would get away with it. :D
huzzah! LOOP HOLE!

He's so close to death anywhy, whats the difference?

Any reason why you shouldn't? Assuming you at least had the brains to wear a mask and use a sniper rifle to snuff the old goat.
you kinda make a big loud noise after shooting a gun, unless you have a supressor.

And I'd assume the Pope would have a LOT of security.

Oh, and then there's the thing where your gun can make a small flash after you shoot, thus revealing your location.

I mean...c'mon...not like too many other assasins get away after shooting big fish.

Um... well, the difference is instead of dying the natural way, he is being murdered, and you are commiting murder....

I wouldnt kill, regardless of the circumstances, so :/

Because its fun, lighten up.
It is fun advocating murder? If you want to lighten up, talk about positive feel good stuff?

you kinda make a big loud noise after shooting a gun, unless you have a supressor.





Who said you have to use a gun?

:)

Jim

Who said you have to use a gun?

:)

Jim
Heh, I can imagine someone going up to the poor old Pope struggling to finish a speech and suddenly getting socked...

I wouldn't kill the Pope for any amount of money, and I'm an athiest. Murder is wrong (except in the situation of self-defense), no matter how much you may hate another human being... or animal, for that. I have no reason to murder anybody, even for substantial amounts of money. Besides, what am I going to do with a billion dollars? Buy my own stupid island, invite my friends, claim it as an independent nation, seek political asylum there, and refuse to extradite myself when Vatican City comes a knocking, looking for a murderer?

How the hell do you snipe with a crossbow then?

I beat the old bastard to death if it meant ending religion.

How the hell do you snipe with a crossbow then?
well you...use a crossbow?

Yes! But half now...half...never..i'll take off without killing the pope...

Just ignoring the tenant of a faith he has long since forgotten? Poison his metamuscil? For poeple so lost on faith they do seem to have a remarkable ability to use current medical science don't they?

I'll take a fee of 1 million dollars for seriousness purposes..i'll leave with that even lol...Greed is a killer..

Well, killing innocent people is very wrong, no matter what the price. However, should you be able to provide substantial evidence that the pope is a murderer or a menace to society, or some other heinous crime, sure I'd kill him...Or even if you can provide well doctored evidence!

It is fun advocating murder? If you want to lighten up, talk about positive feel good stuff?

I agree. That and the concept of pissing off those excellent Swiss Guards doesn't appeal to me enough for even a billion dollars to motivate.

Besides, what would you do with all that money? There's only so many iPods, PowerBooks, Dell XPSs, Plasma TVs, DVDs, and reams upon reams of gifts for one's girlfriend that one can buy before coming up with a way to spend money becomes an exercise in frustration or futility.

;) Aiera

This is absolutely sick. Why would you kill anyone for money? Especially the pope?

I agree. That and the concept of pissing off those excellent Swiss Guards doesn't appeal to me enough for even a billion dollars to motivate.

Besides, what would you do with all that money? There's only so many iPods, PowerBooks, Dell XPSs, Plasma TVs, DVDs, and reams upon reams of gifts for one's girlfriend that one can buy before coming up with a way to spend money becomes an exercise in frustration or futility.

;) Aiera
Dell XPS? Psssht. Alienware, do you hear me? Or you could build your own XPS, for about 60% of the cost of getting it from Dell...

Dell XPS? Psssht. Alienware, do you hear me? Or you could build your own XPS, for about 60% of the cost of getting it from Dell...

Oh, I know...I was just looking for a list of expensive stuff to buy. I've already priced out my dream machine, and it costs waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than even the best XPS I can create on Dell's site.

Mind you, that isn't hard when you stack it with the largest hard drive, the most RAM, the best video card (Radeon X800 all the way, baby!), and the hugest friggin' monitor that can be found on NCIX (http://www.ncix.com).

Oh, believe me...I know.
;) Aiera

So much money is useless in jail, I'd only do it if I wouldn't be caught.

Oh, I know...I was just looking for a list of expensive stuff to buy. I've already priced out my dream machine, and it costs waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than even the best XPS I can create on Dell's site.

Mind you, that isn't hard when you stack it with the largest hard drive, the most RAM, the best video card (Radeon X800 all the way, baby!), and the hugest friggin' monitor that can be found on NCIX (http://www.ncix.com).

Oh, believe me...I know.
;) Aiera
I created a $13,000 Alienware system once. Double thirty-inch LCD screens. Oh, hell yeah....*drools*

It's terrible how this subject is being entertained and people in this forum actually hate the Pope because he is a symbol of morality and piety in this forum of nerds who drool over their iPods. Everyone who wants to kill the Pope in this forum is a slave to their false god of material goods and electronics. The Pope just isn't cool because he can't entertain you for hours while you play mindlessly on a video game system.

It's terrible how this subject is being entertained and people in this forum actually hate the Pope because he is a symbol of morality and piety in this forum of nerds who drool over their iPods. Everyone who wants to kill the Pope in this forum is a slave to their false god of material goods and electronics. The Pope just isn't cool because he can't entertain you for hours while you play mindlessly on a video game system.

Don't tell me who I worship.

I'm a slave to my false god of violence, not electronics.

It's terrible how this subject is being entertained and people in this forum actually hate the Pope because he is a symbol of morality and piety in this forum of nerds who drool over their iPods. Everyone who wants to kill the Pope in this forum is a slave to their false god of material goods and electronics. The Pope just isn't cool because he can't entertain you for hours while you play mindlessly on a video game system.
I am not a Christian at all, but still, amen to that.

Nahhh

I met him once. Seems like a decent guy.

It's terrible how this subject is being entertained and people in this forum actually hate the Pope because he is a symbol of morality and piety in this forum of nerds who drool over their iPods. Everyone who wants to kill the Pope in this forum is a slave to their false god of material goods and electronics. The Pope just isn't cool because he can't entertain you for hours while you play mindlessly on a video game system.

I like how he immedatly assumes the ONLY reason to kill the pope would be money. If I killed him, :sniper: it wouldn't be for the money, but so I could BECOME the pope using my 1 Billion for bribes, destroy the cardnals from within, and be happy because the meeting grounds for ****heads would be GONE!

Pffft. You all say you would, but I bet you couldn't. If I sat you down in front of the Pope,a frail old man, and gave you a gun and the promise of two billion dollars if you shot him, I bet you wouldn't be able to do it. And even if you did, you would have to live the rest of your life (for one thing in prison) with that image in your head and the knowledge that you did that. I wouldn't kill anyone for any amount of money.

Expect perhaps someone who had murdered my entire family, then I might do it for free.

*giggles*

Does the Pope shit in the woods?



*streaks through thread*

Screw the pope.

Who would kill President Bush for any amount of money?

Even though I disagree with Bush on alot of things... Well... He's not enough of a ****head to kill, nor is he the prime leader of millions of ****heads like the pope is.

You'd have to have the mental capacity of a hamster, and even then it would have to be one that had been dropped on its head as a hamsterling (what are hamster young called? nymphs? kids? larva? extra value meal #3 at McDonalds?)
Aside from the fact that the Swiss Guard would have your head, and whatever other bodyparts they wanted, before you got anywhere near him. And, should you succeed, aside from the people pursuing you through legal means you would have just pissed off about 1 billion members of the worlds population.

Um, let's see-
Is a bear a Catholic?
What precisely would killing President Bush achieve, besides further destabilising global politics?
I would pay $1billion to get Viper to put her pants back on. :p
Killing people in all but the most extreme circumstances offends my moral beliefs. The fact that I was doing it for personal gain would only make things worse.

I would pay $1billion to get Viper to put her pants back on. :p

That'll never happen...

He's so close to death anywhy, whats the difference?

From the sound of things...1 billion dollars...

That'll never happen...

Oh well. If you can't beat 'em...

[gets her kit off & joins Viper in streaking the forums]