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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.

FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.

LoL. I am lying on my back laughing so much it hurts.

Please post more if you got any...

Thank you

heh...

Oh God, there's another Cows thread...

Modalert: please lock one.

Modalerts don't work anymore... Besides, when you consider the number of political threads out there on the same exact subject, two humorous cow threads are nothing.

what? when you say m0dalert, mods automatically come?

Depends whether the search engine is up and running: I thought it was now, after the server change.

But there are now those little triangles in under the names.

Depends whether the search engine is up and running: I thought it was now, after the server change. Yea, but I kinda doubt mods sit aorund here and do a search for modalert. Especially after the big push to eliminate it once search was disabled.

But there are now those little triangles in under the names.Which they say we aren't supposed to use. It sends an email to all Jolt mods.

1. Nobody ever searched for modalerts. Ever.

2. Most of us block the reported post e-mails because they suck.



Use the Moderation forum to report stuff.



Oh, and the cows thing is old.

Bah this one's new on me.

'Sides, why does everything have to be "new?" America has an absurd fascination with novelty, just look at the gaming or entertainment or computer industry. Computers don't grow obsolete now so much for technology improvements, as just they've been washed over by an ocean of "new" software and upgrades and brightly-packaged goodies. Sign of decadence in culture.

Sometimes it's good just to laugh at some cows now and then, even if it's not Cows 3.5, but boring 1.2.

(Moo)

good jokes. make more!