If you were the Virgin Marie, and you had the son of god...what would you name it?
Eridanus
27-07-2004, 05:59
Just as the title says, if you were Marie, and you gave birth to the alleged "son/daughter of god"...what would you name him/her?
Personally if it were a boy, I would name him "Herbert" it would liven up the new testament a bit
If it were a girl, I would name her...something exotic...like...Monique. So yes, discuss
(In the title I only said "son of god" becuase there was a lack of space to be totally PC...sorry folks)
Insane Troll
27-07-2004, 06:00
Eduardo.
or Jorge.
New Spartacus
27-07-2004, 06:03
just to say god told mary to name the baby jesus. but hey just for fun...uh...something like joe, that would be interesting
Sheilanagig
27-07-2004, 06:06
Clyde. Or maybe Megatron.
I'd hit him up for child support too.
The Dark Dimension
27-07-2004, 06:09
Let's see...
Veechit, Mortiorchis, Megido, Ooze, or Deckard...but if it was God's baby I'd name Him Jesus.
Toastyland
27-07-2004, 06:12
I'd name hims Jesus... hey-zoos, after my landscaper.
Eridanus
27-07-2004, 06:13
Let's see...
Veechit, Mortiorchis, Megido, Ooze, or Deckard...but if it was God's baby I'd name Him Jesus.
WHy Jesus though? It's sooooo boring. I need something more like MEGATRON as someone already said.
Eridanus
27-07-2004, 06:14
I'd name hims Jesus... hey-zoos, after my landscaper.
*chuckle*....mildly rascist....but I like.
The Land of the Enemy
27-07-2004, 06:16
I will call him Mini-God.
(You know, like in Austin Powers.)
Toastyland
27-07-2004, 06:17
It's racist only if you want it to be. Personally, i find it a nifty fact.
http://img12.exs.cx/img12/3572/mexgardnerb.jpg
But since Jesus is already taken, I change it to Biff.