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I think its gotta be Wrong Turn. That movie was horrible.

What do you think... What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

its defintley gotta be new york minute

I think its gotta be Wrong Turn. That movie was horrible.

What do you think... What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

Yeah: for the amount of money that they spent making it they could have paid someone a couple of bucks to actually produce a plot.

My selection - "Star Wars".

Not just flamebait, but it heralded the start of Hollywood producing BIG DUMB MOVIES that just rehashed ideas from 1930s adventure serials and had nothing of any importance to say about the world we actually live in. Who wants ethical dilemmas or social critique or human emotion when you can have KEWL sword fights and big explosions?

whha man, star wars is awesome i dunno what ur talking about!?

If you don't mind, I'd like to add some rules...

1)NO FLAMING!!!!!!!!!!! PERIOD!
2)Be respectful of others' beliefs; you don't have to agree, but you do have to be respectful


Ahem. I can't think of one 'worst movie,' so I'll name as many as I can think of. Mind you, they are in no particular order.

My Stepmother is an Alien, The Blair Witch Project, The Blair Witch Project 2, Scary Movie (haven't seen the sequels, though...don't have the stomach for it), Annie Hall, Platoon, Mississippi Burning, Repossessed, Cookie, Pet Sematary Too (yes, it's spelled that way), Hellbound: Hellraiser 2, all the Friday the 13 movies, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (bzzzzt! FLAME ALERT! FLAME ALERT!), Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Spinal Tap, and many more I can't think of off the top of my head...

so pretty much you don't like scary movies eh :mp5:

so pretty much you don't like scary movies eh :mp5:

Horror is one of my favorite movie categories...I just don't like the ones I picked! Oh, yeah, I'm forgetting two: Hannibal and the remake of Psycho (WORST. REMAKE. EVER. in my opinion).

If you don't mind, I'd like to add some rules...

1)NO FLAMING!!!!!!!!!!! PERIOD!
2)Be respectful of others' beliefs; you don't have to agree, but you do have to be respectful


Ahem. I can't think of one 'worst movie,' so I'll name as many as I can think of. Mind you, they are in no particular order.

My Stepmother is an Alien, The Blair Witch Project, The Blair Witch Project 2, Scary Movie (haven't seen the sequels, though...don't have the stomach for it), Annie Hall, Platoon, Mississippi Burning, Repossessed, Cookie, Pet Sematary Too (yes, it's spelled that way), Hellbound: Hellraiser 2, all the Friday the 13 movies, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (bzzzzt! FLAME ALERT! FLAME ALERT!), Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Spinal Tap, and many more I can't think of off the top of my head...
Yes respect the above rules or I'll hunt you down in the near future and eat your first born child... if you never have children well I'll just have to eat a sibling... or... a relative or something...

whha man, star wars is awesome i dunno what ur talking about!?

It is awesome if you like pantomime heroes and villains with cut and dried "good" and "evil" characters backed up by a nonsense gobbledy-gook of crypto-fascist spiritualist nonsense. It was the first step in the infantilisation of american movie production. You can watch Star Wars as a 6 year old and enjoy it and find it exciting for all the action scenes. You can watch it again when you are older and realise that that is all there was to it - it is a paper thin movie.

If you don't mind, I'd like to add some rules...

1)NO FLAMING!!!!!!!!!!! PERIOD!
2)Be respectful of others' beliefs; you don't have to agree, but you do have to be respectful


Ahem. I can't think of one 'worst movie,' so I'll name as many as I can think of. Mind you, they are in no particular order.

My Stepmother is an Alien, The Blair Witch Project, The Blair Witch Project 2, Scary Movie (haven't seen the sequels, though...don't have the stomach for it), Annie Hall, Platoon, Mississippi Burning, Repossessed, Cookie, Pet Sematary Too (yes, it's spelled that way), Hellbound: Hellraiser 2, all the Friday the 13 movies, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (bzzzzt! FLAME ALERT! FLAME ALERT!), Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Spinal Tap, and many more I can't think of off the top of my head...


I agree EXCEPT the monty python ... but they are just the type of movies ya GOT to see with the right group the first time otherwise u hate them

I think blair or spinal tap is mine

Redneck Zombies.


Me.

Edit: Ooo! Or "The Cars that Eat People". My friends and I were very disappointed, at no time did we get to see any vehicles devouring any human beings.

I think its gotta be Wrong Turn. That movie was horrible.

What do you think... What is the worst movie you've ever seen?
I liked Wrong Turn.
Worst....can't remember.

Anything made by michael moore...especially fahrenheit 9/11

Between twisting facts and just happening to leave others out, the guy is a fat, double chinned prick who gives people, not just filmakers or liberals, a bad name.

F9/11 is the worst movie ever.

I agree EXCEPT the monty python ... but they are just the type of movies ya GOT to see with the right group the first time otherwise u hate them

I think blair or spinal tap is mine

Don't get me wrong, I like MP, too, just not those two movies.

I liked Wrong Turn.

The fact that it was a half-arsed remake of Deliverance without an ounce of reason to it didn't bother you?

I liked Wrong Turn.

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First person I know who said that...

Hi.

I just saw the worst monie ever today. It was called: The Prince and Me.

Before I start I must informe you, that I am from Denmark. This is why i know all of this.

It is about the crown prince of Denmark, who falls in love this american women, which could happen (if you disregard his wife in real life, the crown princess, who comes from Australia) Well... Everything is wrong in this movie. There is a king (Denmark in real life doesn´t have a king but a queen)
The crown prince has a sister. (Not in real life. There he has a brother)
His name in the movie is Edward. (He is called Frederik in real life. In real life the crown prince is allways called either Fredrik or Christian. It has been so for 500 years!!!)
The queen speaks with a german accent. (What where the hell did this come from. The Queen is a real dane. Her ancesters were german though. For 600 years ago!!!)
The crown prince is a teenager. (He is 36 in real life.)
He is a spoil brat. Who never does anything (Our real life crown princes. Is a jægersoldat=marine, he walked across Greenland, parachutes, drive racingcars, and has a degree in civileconomics)

So this movie is just another Hollywood screw-up.

Anything made by michael moore...especially fahrenheit 9/11

Between twisting facts and just happening to leave others out, the guy is a fat, double chinned prick who gives people, not just filmakers or liberals, a bad name.

F9/11 is the worst movie ever.

(Room bursts into applause) Well said, my friend. Well said indeed. I agree entirely!

Between twisting facts and just happening to leave others out, the guy is a fat, double chinned prick who gives people, not just filmakers or liberals, a bad name.

Anyone for an ad hominem argument?

Hi.

I just saw the worst monie ever today. It was called: The Prince and Me.

Before I start I must informe you, that I am from Denmark. This is why i know all of this.

It is about the crown prince of Denmark, who falls in love this american women, which could happen (if you disregard his wife in real life, the crown princess, who comes from Australia) Well... Everything is wrong in this movie. There is a king (Denmark in real life doesn´t have a king but a queen)
The crown prince has a sister. (Not in real life. There he has a brother)
His name in the movie is Edward. (He is called Frederik in real life. In real life the crown prince is allways called either Fredrik or Christian. It has been so for 500 years!!!)
The queen speaks with a german accent. (What where the hell did this come from. The Queen is a real dane. Her ancesters were german though. For 600 years ago!!!)
The crown prince is a teenager. (He is 36 in real life.)
He is a spoil brat. Who never does anything (Our real life crown princes. Is a jægersoldat=marine, he walked across Greenland, parachutes, drive racingcars, and has a degree in civileconomics)

So this movie is just another Hollywood screw-up.

Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that Denmark is the least corrupt country in the world?

I just thought of another one of the worst movies: Pinnocchio's Revenge! HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT ONE????

Don't get me wrong, I like MP, too, just not those two movies.
I like all their movies

not a fan of the flying circus though (specialy when you see like now onto something compleatly different) they just ... I dont know seem half assed and on the spot

(Room bursts into applause) Well said, my friend. Well said indeed. I agree entirely!

Movies made by thin people with only one chin are automatically superior to movies made by fat people with more than one chin? Ah, obviously Ed Wood was a much better director than Alfred Hitchcock. Thanks for pointing out the error of my ways.

Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that Denmark is the least corrupt country in the world?

What does that have to do whit anything?

Movies made by thin people with only one chin are automatically superior to movies made by fat people with more than one chin? Ah, obviously Ed Wood was a much better director than Alfred Hitchcock. Thanks for pointing out the error of my ways.

No, no. I just meant that I thought he was right about Michael Moore-on!

More horrific movies I forgot to mention: Armageddon! Pearl Harbor! Batman and Robin!

What does that have to do whit anything?

Nothing, just thought you might like to know.

I think its gotta be Wrong Turn. That movie was horrible.

What do you think... What is the worst movie you've ever seen?


That movie was funny. I know it wasn't meant to be funny, but it was funny nonetheless. :D

Hercules with Lou (the Hulk) Ferigno(sp)!

I can handle bad films but this one almost made me walk out!

Hercules with Lou (the Hulk) Ferigno(sp)!

I can handle bad films but this one almost made me walk out!

It was that bad, eh?

Nothing, just thought you might like to know.

I actually did know. It was on the news a couple of days ago. We are also one of the richest in the world. And the gap between the richest group and the poorest is the smallest in the world

I Love Monty Python, Platoon, and Mississppi Burning.

Worst Films

1. Thin Red Line
2. Entrapment
3. All the Halloween sequels
4. All the Friday 13th Films
5. Raise the Titanic (a terrible movie based off of Clive Cussler's superb book.)
6. The Thing From another World
7. Raptor
8. Interview with a Vampire
9. Queen of the Damned
10. Andaconda

No, no. I just meant that I thought he was right about Michael Moore-on!

So despite the fact that you said "I agree entirely!" you didn't actually agree entirely?

So despite the fact that you said "I agree entirely!" you didn't actually agree entirely?

Uh...I guess so! (Slaps forehead)

5. Raise the Titanic (a terrible movie based off of Clive Cussler's superb book.)

Of which it was famously said "It would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic."

Godfather III. I've watched this whole movie, yet the only part I recall are two of the murder scenes. I would have more fun taking another AP Exam than watching this movie.

I Love Monty Python, Platoon, and Mississppi Burning.

Worst Films

1. Thin Red Line
2. Entrapment
3. All the Halloween sequels
4. All the Friday 13th Films
5. Raise the Titanic (a terrible movie based off of Clive Cussler's superb book.)
6. The Thing From another World
7. Raptor
8. Interview with a Vampire
9. Queen of the Damned
10. Andaconda

First off, I give you two thumbs up for disagreeing with three of my worst movies without a single flame. Second of all...

3.Agreed
4.Agreed
7.Never saw it, but...lemme guess, a Jurassic Park rip-off, right?

That movie was funny. I know it wasn't meant to be funny, but it was funny nonetheless. :D
It was so bad it wasn't even funny.

Uh...I guess so! (Slaps forehead)

Your earlier plea for "NO FLAMING!!!!!!!!!!! PERIOD!" prevents me from continuing on this topic. Consider yourself flamed.

YOUCH! You set my finger on fire, you bad, bad, bad man!! Lol, just kididing!


Another bad movie: Rumpelstiltskin (spelling?).

It was that bad, eh?

Well if you remember the TV series, now you know why they never let the Hulk talk! ;)

I actually did know. It was on the news a couple of days ago. We are also one of the richest in the world. And the gap between the richest group and the poorest is the smallest in the worldAnd isn't Denmark one of the more liberal countries in Europe? Sounds like you folks are doing some good things--low corruption and smallest gap between rich and poor.

Of which it was famously said "It would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic."

According to IMDB Clive Cussler has allowed for Sahara (which is another superb story, well all of his stuff is worth readin) to be made into a film. It's currently filming and suppose to come out some time next year.

Matthew McConaughey as Dirk Pitt and Steve Zahn as Al Giordino. I'm looking forward to it.

Oh--and as to the topic--perhaps not the worst movie of all time, but the one that pissed me off the most because I wanted it to be good and it just wasn't--Daredevil. That one hurt deeply.

The worst movie I've ever seen must be Sense and Sensibility. I have little doubt that it was a good (or at least well-written) book, but it was about the worst movie in recent history. Even if you can get around the thick, overdrawn accents enough to understand what people are saying, it's dryer than Sedona in August.
Life as a House was awful, but it did its best to redeem itself in the last thirty seconds. Jurassic Park 3, what is there to say really? I think somebody owes me two hours of my life back.

And isn't Denmark one of the more liberal countries in Europe? Sounds like you folks are doing some good things--low corruption and smallest gap between rich and poor.

I don't remember the source, but it ranked countries on a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the most corrupt, 10 being the least corrupt). Denmark was ranked 10. Canada was second or third least corrupt, at 9 point something. The U.S. was a 7.5 The most corrupt were Nigeria (first), Indonesia (second), and Russia (third).

But anyway, let's get back to worst movies...

I don’t know about the worst movies ever, but the worst movies that I have ever owned are Abraxas and Teenage Catgirls in Heat. The first one I was hoping was going to be really good because it has Jesse Ventura in it. The other one is just really really bad. It's not a porno, but it was a very low budget Troma film. Which is the only real reason why I bought it, but I was very disappointed in it. Sergeant Kabukiman NYPD was also very disappointing, but I wouldn't say it was horrible. The ending sucked, but I'd still say the ending was much better than that of Spiderman 2.

First off, I give you two thumbs up for disagreeing with three of my worst movies without a single flame. Second of all...

3.Agreed
4.Agreed
7.Never saw it, but...lemme guess, a Jurassic Park rip-off, right?

Yeah it is. Some guy in the desert made some raptors, they start killing people and its up to the sheriff and some woman to stop them.

Platoon

Really? Why?

A buddy of mine was a Ranger in Nam and he had to leave the theater after the firefight in the jungle scene(it's the one where Charlies Character wakes up, you hear a snap, all hell breaks loose and then quiet).

He said that is what it was like for him.

Oh--and as to the topic--perhaps not the worst movie of all time, but the one that pissed me off the most because I wanted it to be good and it just wasn't--Daredevil. That one hurt deeply.

Never saw it, but it looks bad. Ben Affleck as Daredevil? (Commence eye-rolling) I wasn't too crazy about a black Kingpin, either. I mean, I'm not racist or anything, I just see it as pointless revisionism. For those of you who are about to scream, "Racist!" I'd like to point out that not only do I have a brother who is half-black and several black and Asian friends, but I'd be just as pissed if the Kingpin was turned from black to white.

I am surprised nobody mentioned the new Charlies Angels :eek:

Catwoman should be here as well.

Not too many good remarks so far!

Yeah it is. Some guy in the desert made some raptors, they start killing people and its up to the sheriff and some woman to stop them.

(Shudder) Thanks for the warning. I'll add it to my 'Do not see' list.

Worst Movies Ever:

1. Master of Disguise (positively sucked)
2. The Lizzie McGuire Movie (really corny)
3. Dumb and Dumberer (it really was dumb and dumberer)
4. The Exorcist (it actually made me burst out laughing)
5. Dogma (just plain stupid)

Really? Why?

A buddy of mine was a Ranger in Nam and he had to leave the theater after the firefight in the jungle scene(it's the one where Charlies Character wakes up, you hear a snap, all hell breaks loose and then quiet).

He said that is what it was like for him.

First of all, please give your buddy my regards. I deeply respect all vets, especially Vietnam vets. Second, I found the movie deeply offensive. It made it seem like all veterans were foul-mouthed hooligans, genocidal butchers, and mindless junkies...which most of them weren't. Granted, some committed atrocities, and more than a few had/have drug problems, but the vast majority of them do not match those stereotypes.

Never saw it, but it looks bad. Ben Affleck as Daredevil? (Commence eye-rolling) I wasn't too crazy about a black Kingpin, either. I mean, I'm not racist or anything, I just see it as pointless revisionism. For those of you who are about to scream, "Racist!" I'd like to point out that not only do I have a brother who is half-black and several black and Asian friends, but I'd be just as pissed if the Kingpin was turned from black to white.

Nothing to defend there.

You are in the literalist crowd.

I didn't care for that either

I also didn't like that they "cleaned up" Electra.

I would have prefered the Black Widow over Electra myself. But then you could not have Jenny Garner! :rolleyes:

Worst movies on my list:
1. AI Artificial intelligence (so bad had to walk out)
2. Anchorman (Will Ferrell is a dumbass)
3. Farenheit 9/11 (poliics aside, i was just a generally boring movie)

Worst Movies Ever:

1. Master of Disguise (positively sucked)
2. The Lizzie McGuire Movie (really corny)
3. Dumb and Dumberer (it really was dumb and dumberer)
4. The Exorcist (it actually made me burst out laughing)
5. Dogma (just plain stupid)

I heard Master of Disguise was one of the most abominable, repulsive, un-funny, horrific, nauseating, and despicable films ever made.

Never saw it, but it looks bad. Ben Affleck as Daredevil? (Commence eye-rolling) I wasn't too crazy about a black Kingpin, either. I mean, I'm not racist or anything, I just see it as pointless revisionism. For those of you who are about to scream, "Racist!" I'd like to point out that not only do I have a brother who is half-black and several black and Asian friends, but I'd be just as pissed if the Kingpin was turned from black to white.The problem wasn't so much with the cast--Affleck wasn't bad, Garner was straight up hot, and the guy playing Kingpin did an excellent job in the character. The problem was in the script--they took the character of Daredevil and got rid of the most compelling part--the everyman aspect--and turned portions of the film into music videos. It pissed me off to no end.

And while we're on the subject of blockbuster movies that sucked ass and still made a ton of money, how about "Attack of the Clones"? That movie was MST3000 bad.

Worst Movies Ever:

1. Master of Disguise (positively sucked)
2. The Lizzie McGuire Movie (really corny)
3. Dumb and Dumberer (it really was dumb and dumberer)
4. The Exorcist (it actually made me burst out laughing)
5. Dogma (just plain stupid)

I agree with all, execpt for Dogma, that film made me laugh so hard I nearly fell over.

The problem wasn't so much with the cast--Affleck wasn't bad, Garner was straight up hot, and the guy playing Kingpin did an excellent job in the character. The problem was in the script--they took the character of Daredevil and got rid of the most compelling part--the everyman aspect--and turned portions of the film into music videos. It pissed me off to no end.

And while we're on the subject of blockbuster movies that sucked ass and still made a ton of money, how about "Attack of the Clones"? That movie was MST3000 bad.

Attack of the Clones was definitely eye-candy, had some laughs, and some good action, but yeah, it basically sucked, I think. The writing was abyssmal.

8. Interview with a Vampire
9. Queen of the Damned

both cool.

I heard Master of Disguise was one of the most abominable, repulsive, un-funny, horrific, nauseating, and despicable films ever made.

It was, I told myself I was going to watch the entire thing, but about a half hour before it was over, I just gave in and left the room.

No-one has said Terminator 3... my goodness, what an awful film. It has no plot. Don't watch it.

My other choices are most films with zombies in.. I just didn't get what was so good about Dawn of the Dead, just 2 hours of zombies getting shot up, thats all.

Jurassic Park 3 is also awful.

Then there's the chick flicks... lets not go there, I get angry.

Worst movies on my list:
1. AI Artificial intelligence (so bad had to walk out)

I strongly disagree. That was perhaps one of Spielberg's best...

No-one has said Terminator 3... my goodness, what an awful film. It has no plot. Don't watch it.


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YES!!! Very much so! It made me cry for Terminator 1 and 2.

No-one has said Terminator 3... my goodness, what an awful film. It has no plot. Don't watch it.

My other choices are most films with zombies in.. I just didn't get what was so good about Dawn of the Dead, just 2 hours of zombies getting shot up, thats all.

Jurassic Park 3 is also awful.

Then there's the chick flicks... lets not go there, I get angry.

That's funny. Just yesterday, my friend was telling me the exact same thing about T3.

There's another one I'm forgetting:

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

I love classic Trek and all (but I don't live in a basement, wear pointed ears, or quote every episode by memory), but that movie was just plain friggin' AWFUL! Blaaaah!

Wasn't too crazy about John Q, either.

I strongly disagree. That was perhaps one of Spielberg's best...Well, up till the last 20 minutes when the aliens made an appearance. That film would have been so much better if Spielberg had just ended it with the kid watching the lady in blue.

Hard to pick the worst one, but the remake of "The Getaway" was just awful.

These movies suck ass too:

"Battlefield Earth"
"Twister" and "Volcano" (why can't they make a decent natural disaster flick?)
"Canadian Bacon" (I like Michael Moore's documentaries, but this movie just wasn't funny. A huge disappointment.)
"Caddyshack" (I don't get it. People love this movie, but I think it has dated horribly. Rodney Dangerfield? No thanks!)
"Castaway"
"The Hobbit"
"Red Sonja" (Hell, most Schwarzenneger movies)
"Godfather III"

Worst one I can think of right off the top of my head is that Mel Gibson p.o.s. Signs. I've seen a couple since that were worse, but I can't think of one right now. And Plan 9 from Outer Space deserves an honorable (dishonorable?) mention, having won the Golden Turkey award (for worst movie ever) twice.

I just thought of a few more:

Eight Crazy Nights
Tremors 2
Tremors 3
Jurassic Park 2
Not Another Teen Movie

Catwoman should be here as well.

DEFFINATLY that movie looked horrible!

Anything made by michael moore...especially fahrenheit 9/11

Between twisting facts and just happening to leave others out, the guy is a fat, double chinned prick who gives people, not just filmakers or liberals, a bad name.

F9/11 is the worst movie ever.


bah, you haven't even seen it, silly! :)

Well, up till the last 20 minutes when the aliens made an appearance. That film would have been so much better if Spielberg had just ended it with the kid watching the lady in blue.
The aliens at the end didn't ruin the movie in any way. Besides... the screenplay was by Kubrick! KUBRICK... come on...

The worst movie I've ever seen is "Batman and Robin." Horrible. Just horrible. It makes every other bad movie I've ever seen look like "Citizen Kane."

The Full Monty. I was forced to sit through it, under assurances that I'd like it if I actually gave it a chance, and that it was really funny, and all that crap. I gave it a chance. I wish I hadn't. It was without a doubt the most insurmountably awful film I have ever seen.

Not Another Teen Movie

The first quarter of the movie I found very funny... actually..

Well, these are just opinions, so no harm can come of it, except for the person going to hunt down and eat a child or sibling. How does he plan to do it? What if he eats a sibling before you have children? Hopefully that doesn't mean he's gonna eat your child as well...
Worst Movie: Hmm...I dunno, I've been bored by alot of movies, but there is one in particular that my ex- made me watch, Gone with the Wind. Horrible movie, so damn long...about an hour after the intermission I was ready to get up and start screaming my head off.

Anyway on Star Wars, for being a rip off of Akira Kurosawa's Hidden Fortress, it was good, you know it was better in the action department, but without the two dumbasses calling eachother shit-worms, it was quite good. But no, lets replace the two irreplacable characters with two incoherent robots. Sure, a virtuous character kisses his sister and has erotic thoughts about her, but that was most likely alright with the hippies.

My question is, how can you take a decent movie, and...well, turn it into a movie which, like the wizard of oz, shows that the government is corrupt and that those who rise up against it will eventually suceed when a single man, supported by the others, changes the whole thing. My guess is, is that George Lucas replaced Richard Nixon with Darth Vader and Gerald Ford with Mark Hamill. I don't know when the movie was written, but they did a damn good interpretation or prediction of the us government. All we have today are movies that have no plot, and, not even trying to turn it into a good movie, disrespect the government.

Another movie I absolutely hated: The Passion of the Christ, why? Because, I was expecting to be moved by that film, a week before I saw it I went to a church thing, other people were going to take their agnostic, atheistic, demonic friends to see it, and after I did, I can only imagine how the agnostic. atheistic, and demonic friends of that guy were on the ride home, laughing at him I bet. After the star nearly got electricuted, it was a sign from god alright, one to stop making dumbass films that don't even represent anything that he stands for. That or he wanted Arnold Schwarzineggar to play the part of Jesus.

If you want to see a movie that is guarranteed to make you think about God, go see Saved!, sure it's a chick-flick, but come on, look past that and you'll see the hidden message, I'm sure christians and jews will be thoroughly offended, but Agnostics, Demonics, and Atheists will all agree that it shows how christians seek to gain respect, not for god, but for themselves. I can't count the number of conceited, sacreligious, and hypocritical Christians I have seen in my high school. I've met some good ones...if some had a definite number, it would be 4. No more, no less, just 4.

Well, these are just opinions, so no harm can come of it, except for the person going to hunt down and eat a child or sibling. How does he plan to do it? What if he eats a sibling before you have children? Hopefully that doesn't mean he's gonna eat your child as well...
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Follow the rules and you'll never find out.

How about worst type of movie? For me, it'd be porn. Never seen any...but they just look so damn boring.

How about worst type of movie? For me, it'd be porn. Never seen any...but they just look so damn boring.

*Coughs*

Ahm The story line is not the reason you watch porn.

I think it was a movie called Flesh Gordan that actually won awards as it actually had a story line.....

movie I absolutely hated: The Passion of the Christ

I didn't see it, but my rabbi did.


She said that it focused more on the tortures that Jesus had to go through rather than his actual moralistic teachings.

It also depicted Pilot of being very reluctant to hand Jesus to the Jews, when in fact he murdered thousands of people at a time, and considered Jesus no better.

It also depicted Jews as evil. wtf?

How about worst type of movie? For me, it'd be porn. Never seen any...but they just look so damn boring.
I agree not enough firefights with submachien guns...

Worst movies ever eh?

Well I havn't seen every single movie in the world to know that, but eh, I'll say the ones I disliked the most.

1) MTV's version of Volcano High (Original Volcano High [Korean] is one of my favs, but the MTV version was horrible.)
2) Fast and the Furious 1 and 2
3) Star Wars Episodes 1 and 2 (4, 5, and 6 were master peices, but episodes 1 and 2 were horrible.)
4) Dumb and Dumber
5) Drumline
6)All the Tremers
7)2001: a space oddysey (I feel a flame war coming on)
8)A Knight's Tale
9)Dungeons & Dragons
10)Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

I agree not enough firefights with submachien guns...

...Ouch, that would hurt, submachine guns in a porno? There are fights, but not with fire.

How about worst type of movie? For me, it'd be porn. Never seen any...but they just look so damn boring.
I agree not enough firefights with submachien guns...

You have obviously not been watching the correct sub-genre of pornographic material.

It also depicted Jews as evil. wtf?

Listen to Mel's father talk and you will understand why.

I will rent it some day as my theater time is rather limited by the availability of baby sitters! So I pick my theater movies carefully.

A friend saw it as well. He thought it was rather interesting that he saw young children in the theater when considering the noise christians make about violence on TV and movies.....

7)2001: a space oddysey (I feel a flame war coming on)


... flicks the safety catch off the napalm projector...

Care to elucidate as to why?

...Ouch, that would hurt, submachine guns in a porno? There are fights, but not with fire.
Well its got sexuality but it aint got the gun-violence we all crave... That or... medieval style fights with battleaxes and broadswords... and maces and flails.

You have obviously not been watching the correct sub-genre of pornographic material.

You mean there are sub-genres? I could only think of afew, Asians, Oral, BBW, ect. None that I know of would have guns and such, well maybe BDSM

The irony.




Mel Gibson doesn't follow the ammendment made by the Pope about Jews not being at fault or something like that right?

Worst movies ever eh?

Well I havn't seen every single movie in the world to know that, but eh, I'll say the ones I disliked the most.

1) MTV's version of Volcano High (Original Volcano High [Korean] is one of my favs, but the MTV version was horrible.)
2) Fast and the Furious 1 and 2
3) Star Wars Episodes 1 and 2 (4, 5, and 6 were master peices, but episodes 1 and 2 were horrible.)
4) Dumb and Dumber
5) Drumline
6)All the Tremers
7)2001: a space oddysey (I feel a flame war coming on)
8)A Knight's Tale
9)Dungeons & Dragons
10)Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

3)Agreed
7)Agreed (I couldn't understand the plot to save my life; and the length was horrendous, the pace slower than a crippled, comatose snail)
10)Agreed

With the exception of Dumb and Dumber, I never saw any of the others you listed.

Listen to Mel's father talk and you will understand why.

I will rent it some day as my theater time is rather limited by the availability of baby sitters! So I pick my theater movies carefully.

A friend saw it as well. He thought it was rather interesting that he saw young children in the theater when considering the noise christians make about violence on TV and movies.....

Allow me to answer that, they let their kids see this one because they think that it would influence their children in a good way, now unless your child is a god fearing, parent obeying, strict catholic ninny, who wears school girl panties, the only good influence your child would get would be ideas on how to torture you.

You have obviously not been watching the correct sub-genre of pornographic material.
If I had a dime for everytime I heard that...

... flicks the safety catch off the napalm projector...

Care to elucidate as to why?

Well I understand that "oh, it's a master peice with wounderful music!!" But the same effect could be done with some entertainment in there. Do all "masterpeices" have to be dull?

If I had a dime for everytime I heard that...

You'd probably have one dime

Well I understand that "oh, it's a master peice with wounderful music!!" But the same effect could be done with some entertainment in there. Do all "masterpeices" have to be dull?

Boy, do I agree with that!

Well I understand that "oh, it's a master peice with wounderful music!!" But the same effect could be done with some entertainment in there. Do all "masterpeices" have to be dull?
I'd have to agree with you there... I am a great fan of Kubrick but the two movies of Kubrick that I simply cannot stand are Barry Lyndon and 2001.

They're too long and overdrawn.

You'd probably have one dime
I'd say more like a hundred. In other words 10 dollars.

I like 2001, but only after I read the book and figured out what the hell was going on in the first 20 minutes. It didn't translate well--that's for sure.

I'd say more like a hundred. In other words 10 dollars.


well, i'd have a dime.

The irony.

Mel Gibson doesn't follow the ammendment made by the Pope about Jews not being at fault or something like that right?

Actually, I heard a Bible scholer fellow say that he used a small part of the story and it implies things that aren't there.

Also, the Pilot change was a rather large departure for the "facts."

Pilot was never reluctant about killing people. In fact, he probably enjoyed it.

So it does imply an agenda.

It is interesting that some of the Conservative Religious front screams about facts with F9/11 and yet overlook the changes in the Passion.

Allow me to answer that, they let their kids see this one because they think that it would influence their children in a good way, now unless your child is a god fearing, parent obeying, strict catholic ninny, who wears school girl panties, the only good influence your child would get would be ideas on how to torture you.

Ok I follow that.

However, what kind of influence would that have on a 5 year old?

I would think it would make him a Goth Kid as he got older! :p

bah, you haven't even seen it, silly! :)

Yeah...actually I have

3)Agreed
7)Agreed (I couldn't understand the plot to save my life; and the length was horrendous, the pace slower than a crippled, comatose snail)
10)Agreed

With the exception of Dumb and Dumber, I never saw any of the others you listed.

actually, 9 and 10 i disagree, they were long, but to unfold their plots and make them better they would need sequels, like LOTR and Star Wars. Mortal Kombat Annihilation's ending where they turn into monsters is something that I found cinematically stunning, but overly pointless.

The Matrix revolutions was pretty bad too.

The Matrix was revolutionary (no pun intended) in some of the stuff it did. The Matrix Reloaded was good, with a really kick-ass fight scene. The third one seemed like a different movie and not part of the trilogy...which is strange because they were made at the same time. I hated the ending as well.

Ok I follow that.

However, what kind of influence would that have on a 5 year old?

I would think it would make him a Goth Kid as he got older! :p

Actually, i think it would warp his mind, goths don't have too much of a problem, but I think it would change them into more like the two killers in columbine.

Dumb and Dumber?

My uncle knows Jeff Daniels(They live next to each other) and he asked him "I think of your performance in Gettysburg and I have to ask you Dumb and Dumber?" He said he just scratched his head and said "Well, sometimes you do things just for the money!"

Pilot was never reluctant about killing people. In fact, he probably enjoyed it.


Where does it say that in the bible man? I don't really believe in it, but I went to catholic church every week as long as I lived at home. (I've stopped since I got out). Every christmas, pilot washes his hands clean after pleading with the crowds to release Jesus.

goths don't have too much of a problem, .
Except a lot of them are masochists.

Dumb and Dumber?

My uncle knows Jeff Daniels(They live next to each other) and he asked him "I think of your performance in Gettysburg and I have to ask you Dumb and Dumber?" He said he just scratched his head and said "Well, sometimes you do things just for the money!"Sounds like something I heard Dennis Hopper say about his performance in Super Mario Brothers (another film that ought to be mentioned here). He said his kid asked him why he'd done the film and he told his son "because you need shoes." His son said "I don't need shoes this bad."

The Matrix revolutions was pretty bad too.

The Matrix was revolutionary (no pun intended) in some of the stuff it did. The Matrix Reloaded was good, with a really kick-ass fight scene. The third one seemed like a different movie and not part of the trilogy...which is strange because they were made at the same time. I hated the ending as well.

Just so it doesn't get lost.

Except a lot of them are masochists.

Depends on who the goth is, the idea that they are all Satanic is a stereotype that is often wrong. Satanists are most likely found among video game nerds.

Referring to the Matrix:

Just so it doesn't get lost.

I hated the Matrix film because it made no sense - someone tells you you are living in a fantasy land, and gives you an explanation of the real state of affairs which is in complete ignorance/denial of basic thermodynamics, and so your logical next move is to walk into a skyscraper and start shooting people? Exactly how gullible was the central character intended to be?

Where does it say that in the bible man? I don't really believe in it, but I went to catholic church every week as long as I lived at home. (I've stopped since I got out). Every christmas, pilot washes his hands clean after pleading with the crowds to release Jesus.

Well I don't know about the Bible. I watched a history channel(at least I think it was) thing about the passion and they mentioned many of the things he did. The records suggested a different picture of the man....

Sounds like something I heard Dennis Hopper say about his performance in Super Mario Brothers (another film that ought to be mentioned here). He said his kid asked him why he'd done the film and he told his son "because you need shoes." His son said "I don't need shoes this bad."

Yes, SMB was bad. Didn't follow the video games AT ALL.

Except a lot of them are masochists.
..and this is a problem how exactly?

Referring to the Matrix:



I hated the Matrix film because it made no sense - someone tells you you are living in a fantasy land, and gives you an explanation of the real state of affairs which is in complete ignorance/denial of basic thermodynamics, and so your logical next move is to walk into a skyscraper and start shooting people? Exactly how gullible was the central character intended to be?

No, it makes sense, you just fail to understand it.

Depends on who the goth is, the idea that they are all Satanic is a stereotype that is often wrong. Satanists are most likely found among video game nerds.
Did I say they were all Satanic?
And the idea that all people who listen to metal are Satanists is also wrong. Stop blaming metal you damn GOVERNMENT!
But I digress... I just had to voice that... and this seemed like the perfect oppurtunity.
And I know quite a few goths who are masochists... so yeah... I believe that a lot of goths are in fact slitting their wrists with razor blades everyday.

No, it makes sense, you just fail to understand it.

Yeah...it was actually pretty symbolic...

..and this is a problem how exactly?
That they may attempt suicide...

Did I say they were all Satanic?
And the idea that all people who listen to metal are Satanists is also wrong. Stop blaming metal you damn GOVERNMENT!
But I digress... I just had to voice that... and this seemed like the perfect oppurtunity.
And I know quite a few goths who are masochists... so yeah... I believe that a lot of goths are in fact slitting their wrists with razor blades everyday.

bah! It's a freakin clothing style for crying out loud. Not every person that wears all black is an arm cutting suicidal "I hate life" insane person as you say.

No, it makes sense, you just fail to understand it.

OK. I am open to persuasion:

The robots feed human beings in order to harvest the energy they produce, yes? The robots believe that the human being is a magical energy box which runs contrary to the laws of thermodynamics, and is able to give off more energy than the food that they fuel it with? The robots display initiative elsewhere throughout the film, so why did they never have the startling realisation that they could just cut out all the effort of keeping human beings alive and mainatining the facade of the matrix, and just set up a machine to convert the raw materials into energy directly?

Yes, SMB was bad. Didn't follow the video games AT ALL.
Whoever made the video game was in fact high...

You find and injest shrooms... find "leaves"... find strange "flowers"... Fight giant venus fly traps while trying to save a princess from a turtle. And during your adventures you fly around and breathe fire.

bah! It's a freakin clothing style for crying out loud. Not every person that wears all black is an arm cutting suicidal "I hate life" insane person as you say.
I'm not saying all. I said that most goths I know are in fact masochistic and several have attempted suicide.

With that said I know them via internet and have not met them in real life so for all I know they might be lying.

But hey.

That they may attempt suicide...

And do we have anything to show that there is any actual link between masochism and suicide? or are we just firing off idle speculations into the void here?

I'm not saying all. I said that most goths I know are in fact masochistic and several have attempted suicide.

With that said I know them via internet and have not met them in real life so for all I know they might be lying.

But hey.

news flash. I am gothic, and have maney gothic freinds.

Whoever made the video game was in fact high...

You find and injest shrooms... find "leaves"... find strange "flowers"... Fight giant venus fly traps while trying to save a princess from a turtle. And during your adventures you fly around and breathe fire.

Nah...you throw fireballs...

and you forgot about the whole plumber=superhero thing

Nah...you throw fireballs...

and you forgot about the whole plumber=superhero thing

lol, a plumber on crack had a dream, thus, Super Mario Brothers!

And do we have anything to show that there is any actual link between masochism and suicide? or are we just firing off idle speculations into the void here?
As I said before I know this from people I know via internet... Several masochists I know have attempted suicide and several have strong suicidal tendencies. But I am no expert in this so I am not saying that what I say is fact...
They could be very well lying so I am not saying that I am completely certain of this.

news flash. I am gothic, and have maney gothic freinds.
Well fine. Okay... I'm just inferring from information about people I know... Since they're not exactly my friends... I cannot be sure how much of what they say is lies. So do not think that what I say I believe is fact. It is just simply what I think given the limited information I ahve on the subject.

lol, a plumber on crack had a dream, thus, Super Mario Brothers!


...not to mention Mario and Luigi are Italian...



...kidding...

As I said before I know this from people I know via internet... Several masochists I know have attempted suicide and several have strong suicidal tendencies.

There are however those people who are not masochists (or goths) and attempt suicide. I really think your anecdotal evidence is little more than that. You are also assuming that the goths are driven towards masochism and suicide, rather than masochists and suicidal people being drawn towards Goth culture, no?

There are however those people who are not masochists (or goths) and attempt suicide. I really think your anecdotal evidence is little more than that. You are also assuming that the goths are driven towards masochism and suicide, rather than masochists and suicidal people being drawn towards Goth culture, no?

Ahem. Wasn't this supposed to be a thread about movies?

There are however those people who are not masochists (or goths) and attempt suicide. I really think your anecdotal evidence is little more than that. You are also assuming that the goths are driven towards masochism and suicide, rather than masochists and suicidal people being drawn towards Goth culture, no?
You are assuming that I am assuming certain things that I am not assuming. I am well aware there are people who have attempted suicide without being goths or masochists. And I am not assuming that goths are driven to masochism and suicide. Where did I say that? All I said was I considered that a lot of goths were masochists and some have suicidal tendencies. Now "a lot" is relatively subjective so a lot in my mind can be anything that I cosnider a lot. It may not be a lot in the minds of other people. Perhaps a lot in my mind is still a minority, but I consider it "a lot" because it is a larger percentage than many other "refernce groups". I also did not make any conclusions about who was drawn to Goth culture and who was drawn to masochism.

Ahem. Wasn't this supposed to be a thread about movies?
Don't worry we're almost done here...



I hope...

Don't worry we're almost done here...

Hokay. Truce.

I have to elect Magnolia.

Hokay. Truce.
okay good.

okay good.


...He suspects nothing, I tell you - he has fallen for our cunning ruse. Gentlemen, we shall launch the nuclear missiles while his defences are down! We attack at dawn's first light...

Most Vin Desiel films expecially Fast and the Furious. Pitch Black and Riddick weren't all that great but I wouldn't call the the worst movies out there. From Justin to Kelly and Gigli

Without a doubt: Glen or Glenda by Ed Wood. A weird movie about cross-dressing from the worst director EVER! Just try to watch it, I dare you!

Without a doubt: Glen or Glenda by Ed Wood. A weird movie about cross-dressing from the worst director EVER! Just try to watch it, I dare you!
Wood has that delicious irony of being so bad and yet so earnest that his films have a horrifying sweetness to them. They're unintentionally horrible.

...You can watch Star Wars as a 6 year old and enjoy it and find it exciting for all the action scenes. You can watch it again when you are older and realise that that is all there was to it...
or...You can watch it again when you are older and realise that you still enjoy it...

maybe you dont like it...but for me it was an awsome creation...
thx Mr lucas.

Eww I forgot one.

Mary Reily with Julia Roberts!

The worst movie I've ever seen? I don't know about that, but the worst movie I've seen lately was the new Peter Pan movie. Growing up I loved the Disney version and also loved the movie "Hook". I thought this would be as good as those, and was sadly mistaken. I should've taken the fact that
I was the only person in the theatre as an omen.

the brokovich movie....erin I think...with julia roberts was horrible. Then again, outside of Ocean's 11, Julia Roberts doesn't do that many good things.

...He suspects nothing, I tell you - he has fallen for our cunning ruse. Gentlemen, we shall launch the nuclear missiles while his defences are down! We attack at dawn's first light...
Excellent. My plan is going as planned. This truce will give the necessary few hours to me to make my final adjustments on the doomsday device. When dawn strikes, the doomsday machine will release its awesome power of GLOBAL DEVASTATION.

Tremors 2
Tremors 3

No, no, no, no, no. All the Tremors movies that I’ve seen were great, as far as B movies go. Tremors the series on the other hand sucked.

Worst movie ever: Not Another Teen Movie. It is horrible. Absolutely unbearably horrible.