Fight Club
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 18:38
Yes that's what it is. Come in and pound each other for fun. No weapons that would puncture skin are allowed.
Bodies Without Organs
26-07-2004, 18:45
The first rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club, which kind of scuppers the whole plan, no?
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 18:49
The second rule about fight club is, you don't talk about fight club.
And you just did!
*Punches BWO in the face.*
HC Eredivisie
26-07-2004, 19:08
*goes postal*
Bodies Without Organs
26-07-2004, 19:26
The second rule about fight club is, you don't talk about fight club.
And you just did!
*Punches BWO in the face.*
Not being a member I am not bound by the rules. I shall see you in a court of law and we shall settle the damages claim over your unprovoked attack there. I advise you to get yourself a lawyer.
Pax Salam
26-07-2004, 19:28
*Goes beserk*
The Katholik Kingdom
26-07-2004, 19:39
Knees pax in the groin
The Katholik Kingdom
26-07-2004, 19:39
Knees pax in the groin
notice no *'s. That means I just say it out loud without doing anything.
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
26-07-2004, 19:44
No weapons that would puncture skin are allowed.
Oh yeah sure, just take all the fun out of fighting. I guess that means that I just have to bust out old blue.
*Pulls a blue whale out of his pocket and starts swinging it at people*
*tackles Katholik Kingdom*
Pax Salam
26-07-2004, 19:54
Knees pax in the groin
notice no *'s. That means I just say it out loud without doing anything.
It still hurts.
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
26-07-2004, 20:30
*Whacks Pax with the whale*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 20:32
*Hits Crab in the head with a fire extinguisher.
Zarozina
26-07-2004, 20:42
ooh, a dogpile ... *thinks: are these allowed now? I hope so!*
*Blats Cuneo repeatedly in the funny bones with a cricket bat*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 20:58
Ouch.
*Punches Zar in the throat repeatedly with his numb arms.*
*Kneecaps him.*
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 21:03
*Tackles CI from behind* Good to see you...
Whee 900 posts!
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 21:06
*Tackles CI from behind* Good to see you...
Whee 900 posts!
Hey, I'm different than you'd expect, I'm the first Cuneo you met. 15 years old and Italian. Nice to see you after so long.
*Rolls on top of Madesonia and holds her down by her arms.*
Is there a shorter name I could call you?
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 21:08
*struggles to get up* "Mad" is what I usually go by...
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 21:11
*struggles to get up* "Mad" is what I usually go by...
Cool, so do you remember me? It was about 10 months ago last time I think. Then my friend got on and sabotaged my reputation.
*Gets up in front of Mad and prepares to take her next move.*
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 21:14
*gets up*
That makes sence.. *takes a swing at CI* It seemed like you had two different personalities from one day to the next...
*gets up*
That makes sence.. *takes a swing at CI* It seemed like you had two different personalities from one day to the next...
*kicks Mad in the shin* Haha, take that ol' boy.
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 21:16
*gets up*
That makes sence.. *takes a swing at CI* It seemed like you had two different personalities from one day to the next...
Yeah, I very rarely logged in, but I was the main guy in the beginning and then it was my friend who made up a bunch of lies and stuff.
Now it's me and only me. So how old are you?
*Not exactly knowing where he was hit, trips Madesonia and watches her hit the padded ground.*
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 21:18
Ow... Crap, That hurt, Amerigo!
Ow... Crap, That hurt, Amerigo!
Did it? Oh yah I forgot to remove the piece of iron at the tip of my shoe. I keep it there for good luck.
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 21:20
Now it's me and only me. So how old are you?
*Not exactly knowing where he was hit, trips Madesonia and watches her hit the padded ground.* I'm 18... *swipes CI's feet with one clean kick and watches him fall to the ground*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 21:22
*Falls to the ground next to Mad and collects himself.*
You're good.
*Reaches over and snaps her bra strap.*
*Falls to the ground next to Mad and collects himself.*
You're good.
*Reaches over and snaps her bra strap.*
*kicks Cuneo in the shin* Haha take that ol' sport.
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 21:27
Ouch *Pushes CI away and gets ready for the next attack*
So where are you from, anyhow?
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 21:29
*Kicks Amerigo in the shins*
Hah! How do you like it!?
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 21:29
California, that's as much as I'll tell. How bout you?
*Stays on the floor and wraps his leg around Mad, taking her down right on top of him.*
Whoa, that kinda hurt both of us.
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 21:31
*Kicks Amerigo in the shins*
Hah! How do you like it!?
Ooh, that's a hard kick you got Mad. Dude you better watch it before she kicks you where the sun don't shine, that would hurt real bad.
*Kicks Amerigo in the shins*
Hah! How do you like it!?
Ow. That's what I've been doing all this time? Wow... I think I better stop... Or... *kicks Mad in the shin* SNEAK ATTACK!!!
Ooh, that's a hard kick you got Mad. Dude you better watch it before she kicks you where the sun don't shine, that would hurt real bad.
What kind of fool man walks into the fight club without wearing a cup?
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 21:35
*Kicks Amerigo in both shins as hard as he can.*
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 21:37
California, that's as much as I'll tell. How bout you?
*Stays on the floor and wraps his leg around Mad, taking her down right on top of him.*
Whoa, that kinda hurt both of us.
'I live in Washington..
*Kicks Amerigo again in the leg*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 21:39
*Gets up and helps Mad up.*
*Hits Amerigo hard in the ribs.*
You'll never beat me, I'm Italian.
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 21:40
*gets into fighting position*
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 21:42
Haha... I'm pretty tough to beat too... I'm Irish.
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
26-07-2004, 21:43
*Wakes up several hours later*
*Can’t find whale*
*Looks for a new weapon*
*Finds a box of tiny parasols used to put in drinks*
*Throws parasols at Madesonia*
OW!!! *kicks Cuneo and Mad in the same shin he's kicked before*
Take that!
And you'll never beat me! I'm Russian!
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 21:44
Haha... I'm pretty tough to beat too... I'm Irish.
Yes, the Irish are dang tough. Especially in bar fighting.
So if you can say, "Kiss me I'm Irish". And you're a girl. Being an Italian guy I should be able to say, "Kiss me I'm Italian", just with a different accent.
*Grabs Mad's hands and starts trying to force her back to a wall slowly.*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 21:46
Between punches you should all go check out Paradise Club. I'm the half owner.
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 21:46
**Tries to break the hold Ci has on her **
haha "Kiss me I'm Irish!"
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 21:49
*Feels his shoulders crack and let's go of Maddie.*
*Puts on the cool mafia Italian accent.*
Kiss me, I'm Italian.
*runs in*
COME ON!!!! I CAN TAKE ALL Y'ALL ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
*waves fists around*
*runs in*
COME ON!!!! I CAN TAKE ALL Y'ALL ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
*waves fists around*
*kicks Japaica in the shin*
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 21:53
*Also kicks Japaica in the shins* hee hee hee
*falls over*
Mommy :(
We got a man down!
Quick everyone lets kick him when he's down!
*kicks him again in the same shin*
Haha take that ol' sport!
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 21:54
*Also kicks Japaica in the shins* hee hee hee
*Gives Japaica a third kick in the shins.*
*Kisses Mad since she's Irish. Noticing his Italianness doesn't have the same results.*
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 21:55
*helps Amerigo kick Japaica in the shins*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *breaths* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 21:57
*Gives Japaica a third kick in the shins.*
*Kisses Mad since she's Irish. Noticing his Italianness doesn't have the same results.* *Kisses CI* I love being Irish!
*Trips Amerigo just for fun*
*Kisses CI* I love being Irish!
*Trips Amerigo just for fun*
*Falls on Japaica elbow-first*
*Steps on Amerigo's face before he can get up.*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:02
*Steps on Amerigo's face before he can get up.*
You're a good kisser Mad.
Look a newcomer, let's pound him.
*Shoves Torcia into the wall.*
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 22:02
*Kicks Torcia in the shins*
*Steps on Amerigo's face before he can get up.*
Ow! *trips Torcia and bites his achiles tendon*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:03
*Kicks Torcia in the shins*
*Holds Mad up with her feet pointing at Torica and runs with her so she kicks him in the face.*
What kinda shoes are those Mad?
Rainbow-Butt Monkeys
26-07-2004, 22:04
You guys are so cool.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home"
*Urinates on floor, then leaves.*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:06
"Screw you guys, I'm going home"
*Urinates on floor, then leaves.*
Aw, he took too much of a beating.
*Shoves him out the door.*
Alright who's next!
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 22:07
You guys are so cool. I sense sarcasm! *Kicks RBM in the shins*
*Returns with Electric Guitar, smashes Cuneo in the head*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:10
Yes I'm getting that same vibe.
*Gives him a hard kidney shot.*
You guys are so cool.
*punches 'em in the gut*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:11
*Returns with Electric Guitar, smashes Cuneo in the head*
*Starts choking him with one of the strings and whispers to Maddie.*
Kick him in the nuts. I can't do it to another guy.
*Returns with Electric Guitar, smashes Cuneo in the head*
*gets up on a chair behind Torcia and kicks him in the head, then takes chair and throws it at Rainbow*
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 22:12
*Returns with Electric Guitar, smashes Cuneo in the head** gets out her Bass guitar and smashes Torcia with it*
Bass guitars are cooler anyhow!
The mighty Howard
26-07-2004, 22:13
*straps on shin pads*
*charges in for clothes line*
*trips over untied shoelace*
damn
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 22:13
*Kicks Torcia in the Junk*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:14
*Keeps a hold on Torcia.*
Hurry Maddie, give him a kick in the nuts.
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:15
*Kicks Torcia in the Junk*
Oh I didn't see that, disregard my last post. You kick hard girl.
*realizes he's not wearing a cup.*
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 22:16
*Evil grin on her face* He passed out... what should we do to him?
*straps on shin pads*
*charges in for clothes line*
*trips over untied shoelace*
damn
*kicks 'em in the head while he's down*
*Evil grin on her face* He passed out... what should we do to him?
Kick 'em in the head!
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:18
*Grabs a bucket and fills it with hot water and puts Torcia's hand in it.*
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 22:18
You're Evil, Amerigo.
I like your style.
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:18
We are good Mad!
*Gives her a quick peck on the lips.*
Madesonia
26-07-2004, 22:20
Well, I'm sorry... but I have to go to work... To continue my life as a video clerk! YAY...
See you guys later!
Zarozina
26-07-2004, 22:20
*comes round and starts laying about randomly with cricket bat*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:20
*Looks in his desk drawer.*
I don't even have a cup for myself in here. I'm gonna get kicked sooner or later.
Zarozina
26-07-2004, 22:23
*whacks Cuneo in the back of the knees, then rubs chilli oil in his eyes as he falls*
The mighty Howard
26-07-2004, 22:23
*stands up unsteadily*
*runs towards door vowing to be back with better ammo at a later date*
*trips and hits head on door frame*
DAMMIT!
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:24
Later Mad.
*Blindly beats the hell out of Zar with a lead pipe.*
*stands up unsteadily*
*runs towards door vowing to be back with better ammo at a later date*
*trips and hits head on door frame*
DAMMIT!
YES! He's down again. *kick him in the head again*
*Calls in airstrike*
*Airstrike misses and kills 500 innocent people at a wedding*
Zarozina
26-07-2004, 22:26
*throws cricket bat at Howard's head then grabs a pile of chair legs and hurls them at Torcia*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*runs into wall*
*Busts out a Yo-Yo, whacks Zarozina in the head*
Zarozina
26-07-2004, 22:30
*wrestles lead pipe from Cuneo's grasp and smacks Jap in the stomack with it *
*grabs lumps of wedding cake which have inexplicably fallen from the sky and rubs that in Cuneo's eyes too*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:30
*Calls in an ugly hooker to take advantage of Torcia.*
Watches as Torcia is taken advantage of by the overweight hooker.
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:33
*Sends in a cute hooker who kicks Torcia in the groin with high heels.*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:33
*Repeatedly kicks Torcia in the temple.*
*Calls in Ex-Convict to take advantage of Cuneo, knocks soap out of Cuneo's hand*
Zarozina
26-07-2004, 22:35
*rips clothing off hooker and wraps it round Cuneo's head so he can't see when I swap Torcia's and his places*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:39
*Pulls a thong off his head and chokes Zar with it.*
*Orders a lapdance.*
*Goes upstairs to eat Applebee's takeout*
Cya
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:41
*Bangs cute hooker*
*Hits Torcia with a baseball bat.*
I payed for her.
Zarozina
26-07-2004, 22:42
"...urk..."
*unties thong from throat and stuffs it in Cuneo's mouth*
*roudhouses him in the back and breaks bottle of inexplicable champagne across his head*
*Slaps Z with a blue plastic chair*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:45
*Sends the hooker to bite him down low.*
Zarozina
26-07-2004, 22:48
*collapses under blue plastic chair which intercepts hookers bite, beaking her teeth*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 22:50
*Puts Zars head so far up Zar's arse that he needs a torch.*
*Torches him.*
Zarozina
26-07-2004, 22:52
Aah, home! :p Hey can anyone else smell burning?
*farts loudly and falls over*
*Sits on zars head. Farts*
*Returns drunk and carrying a broken Whiskey bottle, swings bottle at Cuneo*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 23:06
*Drips whiskey down Torcia's throat and hits him in the stomach.*
Zarozina
26-07-2004, 23:08
multiple farts combust and ignite in the torchlight showering the room in bits of Su and Z
*reconstitutes self and shoves an inexplicable wedding-ring up Su's nose*
*Poisoned liver pops out*
"Get back in there goddamit!"
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 23:12
*Poisoned liver pops out*
"Get back in there goddamit!"
*Tears his liver out and shoves it down his throat.*
*Gouges his eyes.*
Zarozina
26-07-2004, 23:13
*makes a grab for Torcia's liver but it slips out of his grasp and slides across the floor, towards Cuneo*
*Runs toward liver angrily*
Zarozina
26-07-2004, 23:19
*chases liver and kicks it, ricocheting it off 2 walls and a door*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 23:20
*Boots Torcia in the face.*
"Watch it, I need that thing!"
*Dropkicks Zarozina and Cuneo at the same time*
Zarozina
26-07-2004, 23:23
*gasps for air then makes a flying tackle towards Torcia's liver*
*Intercepts Zarozina in midair and strangles him*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 23:26
Everyone rate this thread please.
I hope you all give it 5's.
Zarozina
26-07-2004, 23:26
*cough ... splutter ... urk ... gasp ...*
*lashes out with leg and boots liver into corner where it slips down a drain cover*
*Rips out Zarozina's liver and inserts in body*
*brutally rapes the next person that posts into this thread*
Zarozina
26-07-2004, 23:31
*wrestles Torcia to the floor and starts jimmying liver from Torcia's back with a monkey-wrench*
*slaps Japs eyes* can't get enoguh of that one! :D
*Runs down drain to retrieve own liver, brutally slays a three foot sewer rat and meets Mr. Hankey before returning*
*wrestles Torcia to the floor and starts jimmying liver from Torcia's back with a monkey-wrench*
*slaps Japs eyes* can't get enoguh of that one! :D
Well, since you were the next one that posted...*ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
Anvilanistan
26-07-2004, 23:35
*Runs in to room screaming like a perverted school girl and flailing 2 rabbid monkeys by their tails*
I'M GONNA KILL EVERYBODY!!!
*slips in puddle of ... blood?... falls on butt... monkeys run away and start leg-humping people randomly*
Awww... man!
j.
Squornshelous
26-07-2004, 23:36
*runs in and closes drain cover on Torcia*
Zarozina
26-07-2004, 23:38
*clouts Torcia roud the head with the monkey-wrench, grabs his liver and slings it in Jap's eye*
still haven't had enough yet!
off to ma pit now folks: catch ya 2mro if this thread is still here!
Squornshelous
26-07-2004, 23:42
*jumps on drain cover, laughing maniacally*
"Let me out of here MA'AM!"
Squornshelous
26-07-2004, 23:50
*jumps again, then dives for wrench and throws it*
*Lifts up cover and nails Squornshelous in the head*
Cuneo Island
26-07-2004, 23:53
*Lifts up cover and nails Squornshelous in the head*
*Runs back in and kicks Torcia in the back of the leg and then in the kidney.*
Squornshelous
26-07-2004, 23:53
Clunk!
*dissappears in a puff of purple smoke that smells horrible*
(C ya)
Cuneo Island
27-07-2004, 00:01
Clunk!
*dissappears in a puff of purple smoke that smells horrible*
(C ya)
Punches the puff of smoke.
Anvilanistan
27-07-2004, 00:09
*stands in middle of room yelling something uninteligable in french then runs after monkeys*
Cuneo Island
27-07-2004, 00:25
*stands in middle of room yelling something uninteligable in french then runs after monkeys*
*Chucks a large rock at him.*
Cuneo Island
27-07-2004, 01:01
*Sits down and takes a break since no one is here.*
BAH! This is a con from the Dogpile thread from Forum 7 posted by Scandinavian States which I stole then added fish and called it the Wharf to avoid copyright infringement!
But I'll join in anyway...And, true to the thread that started this all...
*smacks Cuneo with lawn chair and steals his beer*
Cuneo Island
27-07-2004, 02:57
*Comes in and starts wreaking havoc on everyone with a baseball bat.*
Cuneo Island
27-07-2004, 17:03
Anybody here? Bring it on.
Cuneo Island
27-07-2004, 20:20
Nobody's here!
Cuneo Island
28-07-2004, 01:21
*Starts hitting the punching bag since no one is around.*
Zarozina
28-07-2004, 15:05
BAH! This is a con from the Dogpile thread from Forum 7 posted by Scandinavian States which I stole then added fish and called it the Wharf to avoid copyright infringement!
But I'll join in anyway...And, true to the thread that started this all...
*smacks Cuneo with lawn chair and steals his beer*Pah! Don't be so posessive.
*takes screwdriver and inserts into Rhyno's ear, then wiggles it around a bit*
*sticks...something else into Z's ear and wiggles it around a bit*
Zarozina
28-07-2004, 15:36
*stick's screwdriver in Jap's Eye*
Oooh, I'm haveing sooo much fun with that!
Cuneo Island
28-07-2004, 19:44
*Kicks Zar in the head.*
Zarozina
28-07-2004, 20:07
*spins round and nuts Cuneo in the nose*
Cuneo Island
28-07-2004, 20:30
*spins round and nuts Cuneo in the nose*
*Holds rolls of nickels in his hands and nails Zar in both kidneys.*
*holds several rolls of quarters, and punches Cuneo*
*slaps Z with a fish stuffed with rolls of quarters*
Cuneo Island
28-07-2004, 20:33
*Trips Rhyno and repeatedly steps on his face and then spits on him.*
*drowns in spit*
*comes back as a spitty ghost and haunts Cuneo with spitty revenge*
Cuneo Island
28-07-2004, 20:58
*Hits Rhyno in the stomach, then the kidneys, and then the throat.*
Die, idiot!
Zarozina
28-07-2004, 21:23
*steals all the quarters and limps off to nearest arcade*
Cuneo Island
28-07-2004, 22:17
*steals all the quarters and limps off to nearest arcade*
*Tips over a machine on Zarozina in the arcarde and then runs back into the club.*
Zarozina
28-07-2004, 22:55
*crawls out from under machine and hurls quarters at Cuneo*
Cuneo Island
28-07-2004, 23:39
*Slits Zar's achilles tendon with a switchblade.*
Zarozina
28-07-2004, 23:49
*cuts off leg and beats Cuneo round the head with the soggy end*
Cuneo Island
28-07-2004, 23:52
*Kicks Zar in the temple and then steps on his nose.*
Haha.
Zarozina
29-07-2004, 00:02
*shoves spare leg un Cuneo's butthole*
Cuneo Island
29-07-2004, 00:08
*shoves spare leg un Cuneo's butthole*
*Takes it out, forces Zar to smell it and throws it away.*
Cuneo Island
29-07-2004, 00:11
*Breaks Zar's other leg with a bat.*
Zarozina
29-07-2004, 00:15
grabs Cuneo round the shins and bites his kneecaps
off to bed now. Nos da
Cuneo Island
29-07-2004, 00:19
Later.
Cuneo Island
29-07-2004, 02:43
*Beats his chest.*
Somebody come in here and take me on!
*Beats his chest.*
Somebody come in here and take me on!
*beats chest*
*grunts*
*makes faces at Cuneo*
Cuneo Island
29-07-2004, 05:47
*Headspears Rhyno.*
*strolls in* *raises a brow* *wonders what's going on...*
*realizes this is a testosterone contest* *turns around to exit*
*thinks to self: Testosterone? Eh...I've got enough of that*
*walks over and bashes Cuneo with a spare vodka bottle* Allo there.
Zarozina
29-07-2004, 13:06
*grabs Cuneo round the neck and runs his head into a wall*
Morning!
Cuneo Island
29-07-2004, 16:09
*Steps on Zar's foot.*
Zarozina
29-07-2004, 20:47
*extrudes spikes from feet and kicks Cuneo in the guts*
*takes another bottle*
*makes Molotov*
*chucks molotov at Persues*
Ewwww, what's that thing on my cock?
*rubs it on next poster*
Cuneo Island
30-07-2004, 01:42
*Dodges Japaica and kicks him in the back of the head.*
Wouldn't it just be easier to wait 'til the next person posts?
Cuneo Island
30-07-2004, 17:23
Wouldn't it just be easier to wait 'til the next person posts?
Or I could break your arm.
*Steps on his arm with his boots.*
How 'bout all of it?
*has waited for someone else to post*
*dodges Jap*
*Breaks his arm*
Zarozina
30-07-2004, 19:16
*trips Cuneo up while he's off balance on Jap's arm, wrestles him to the ground and farts in his face*
Cuneo Island
30-07-2004, 20:05
I'm feeling cheap.
*Sacktaps Zar.*
Kremania
30-07-2004, 20:16
recruit people to a region on a forum that has nothing to do with it? If it is, AWESOME! Join Drunken Haze, a region of sloppy debauchery and beer-goggled derangement! So...join! You big baloney...you make me wanna RETCH!
Cuneo Island
30-07-2004, 20:17
*Kicks him in the head.*
Shut up.
Zarozina
30-07-2004, 20:39
*joins in*
Shut up
Cuneo Island
30-07-2004, 20:44
*Tosses Zar a lead pipe and continues beating the man with his lead pipe.*
Zarozina
30-07-2004, 21:14
*deftly catches lead pipe and lays about the man on the floor until he stops twitching*
*steps back and catches breath*
Cuneo Island
30-07-2004, 21:24
*Beats the knocked out man over the head with the lead pipe repeatedly.*
We're gonna kill him. Mafia style.
Zarozina
30-07-2004, 21:28
I think he may already be dead
*prods man on floor with foot*
Cuneo Island
30-07-2004, 21:38
Just to make sure.
*Takes out two switchblades and carves up his neck and chest.*
There now he's gonna die soon.
Cerebral deoxidizing baby yeah!!!!!!
Zarozina
30-07-2004, 21:50
*looks sideways at Cuneo*
Um... he's not moving
*prods again*
Cuneo Island
30-07-2004, 22:06
Yep, He's dead.
High five.
*Puts his hand up.*
*Fucks a barnyard animal*
uhh...bye
*Flies in with a MegaKick. Takes two to the left and clocks everybody in a three foot radius. Everyone is on the floor crying about the testicle cancer.
Cuneo Island
31-07-2004, 00:04
*Shoves him on the ground and starts stepping on his groin.*
You cheap idiot.
Kremania
31-07-2004, 05:13
*gets up from the floor looks around, apparently unhurt by all your sissy-kicking and shit, then walks out the front door, spitting in all your faces as he walks past
Zarozina
31-07-2004, 12:14
Yep, He's dead.
High five.
*Puts his hand up.*
* 'fives' Cuneo*
Nice work, ma ... oh, there he goes :eek:
Cuneo Island
31-07-2004, 18:08
*gets up from the floor looks around, apparently unhurt by all your sissy-kicking and shit, then walks out the front door, spitting in all your faces as he walks past
*Shoots him in the back of the head.*
*empties uzi clip into him*
Ah...better...
*empties another clip into Cuneo*
Zarozina
31-07-2004, 18:37
*gives Rhyno a wedgie, trips him over then pours porridge over him*
*gives Rhyno a wedgie, trips him over then pours porridge over him*
THIS PORRIDGE IS TOOOOOO HOT!
*skips over to next bowl*
Zarozina
01-08-2004, 16:37
*pours truck-load of piping hot quick-setting porridge over Rhyno*
Cuneo Island
03-08-2004, 00:15
*Hits Zar in the face with a lead pipe.*
Cuneo Island
03-08-2004, 01:46
This place has slowed down.
*Lays down and waits for someone to come sacktap him and wake him up or something.*
Zarozina
11-08-2004, 21:23
*climbs up to high window and takes Cuneo's arm off with a sniper rifle*
*sneaks up behind Z and clocks him with a....clock I guess*
*is grounded, and touches taser to where Jap is pissing*
*watches fantastic light show while changing into not-peed on clothes*
Freakin Sweet
12-08-2004, 07:21
Who Told You About Fight Club!!
Vocositor
12-08-2004, 07:28
I'm gonna make this fun... *runs down to Core Control Center, The Core, Vocositor, and inputs 0111 0101 0111 0110 0010 into the console* kekeke. I Have just fired my nation's main weapon upon you: The Ray of Enlightenment. When it reaches you, you will all go completely insane, if not already so.
Who Told You About Fight Club!!
who, me?
Zarozina...
As posted earlier:
This thread was stolen from Scandinavian States (I think), who posted "Dogpile" in the Forum 7, which I stole and changed slightly by adding fish to escape copyright infringement.
*beats FS with copyright laws*
HannibalSmith
12-08-2004, 08:14
**BOFF** **UUNNFF** **CRUNCH**
**UNGH** Now I must race myself to the hospital! My spine! I feel sorry for that poor schlub. I've never seen a head come apart like that before. He deserved it after he hit me with the "monkey fist" and then a cinder block.
BLARGistania
12-08-2004, 08:19
*jumps into fray, kicks everyone*