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Since the guys are having fun objectifying women, I think us girls should have a chance too.

My perfect guy:

Thinner, so he can't hurt me, but strong enough to protect me
Blue eyes
Brown or blonde hair
A great sense of humour
Intelligence
Cuddly
Some one I can talk to about anything
Some one who is fun to hang around with as well

Since the guys are having fun objectifying women, I think us girls should have a chance too.

My perfect guy:

Thinner, so he can't hurt me, but strong enough to protect me
Blue eyes
Brown or blonde hair
A great sense of humour
Intelligence
Cuddly
Some one I can talk to about anything
Some one who is fun to hang around with as well

That sounds like my m8 Brad (cept for the cuddly part, I don't know about that). He's a bit of a horn dog at times though.

so you like Nazis...

*writes that down*

okay okay...

My perfect guy would be...a girl....

no wait, not like that

I'm a guy, understand what I say dammit >_<

so you like Nazis...

*writes that down*

okay okay...



She said 'intelligence'

Say me, ladies, say me! :fluffle: :p

Hmmmm... The perfect guy...


Me.

She said 'intelligence'
she also said cuddly

who says Nazis aren't cuddly? I bet if I find some German Nazi romance movie...

she also said cuddly

who says Nazis aren't cuddly? I bet if I find some German Nazi romance movie...

I really doubt with a German Nazi as the lead hero. Maybe the evil bad guy though. We could also create profiles for the evil guys in life.

ok enough! All I want is to see some of the girls posting their perfect guys, since you guys have so much fun doing it to us girls. So lay off

Intelligent!
Willing to listen and try to understand my random tangents
Understands Humor (incorporated in the above)
Is Reliable and Dependable (i.e. is on time and remembers things!)
Stronger than I am, mainly so I can't push him around too much. (This is both physical and mentally)

The physical stuff isn't as important to me (unlike the guys). Maybe the only thing would be as tall or taller than I am, but that's more for the ease of cuddling and kissing. ;)
Eye Color: don't care
Hair color: Not blond or red

How 'bout me, ladies? ;) :mp5: :sniper: :gundge: :D :D :D

I HATE egotistical guys....

I HATE egotistical guys....

I am the most unegostical man ever..... Ever

right....if that were true , you'd be calling yourself ugly every 5 minutes

How 'bout me, ladies?

Well given that the absolute on your list is Asian, NO!

right....if that were true , you'd be calling yourself ugly every 5 minutes

Something that should be on every girl's list. A guy that tells her she's pretty/beautiful AT LEAST once a day, if not every time he sees her. :)

right....if that were true , you'd be calling yourself ugly every 5 minutes

UGLY!!! Why if I wasn't afraid of getting my ass kicked I'd be all over you like Tyson

right....if that were true , you'd be calling yourself ugly every 5 minutes

Okay....
I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly...

Oh yeah, did I mention that I'm ugly? :p

Something that should be on every girl's list. A guy that tells her she's pretty/beautiful AT LEAST once a day, if not every time he sees her. :)

Okay...
You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful, You're pretty/beautiful,

Oh yeah, did I mention you're pretty/beautiful? :p

UGLY!!! Why if I wasn't afraid of getting my ass kicked I'd be all over you like Tyson

who would kick your ass??

And who would you be all over?

who would kick your ass??

And who would you be all over?

It's been my experience that women kick my ass, I'm deathly afraid of my best friend, and not afraid to run away from her after a sarcastic remark, even in public.

are you saying I'D kick your ass????for what????

are you saying I'D kick your ass????for what????

Well I was continuing my little joke about the ego thing, implicating that I would knock you into next week if I wasn't afraid of getting my ass kicked if I even thought about it.

right, considering that I'm not your type....

Not funny

Mine: My boyfriend.

I wasn't trying to pick you up or anything, it was a joke

And I've never actually professed to being a male or female on the forum, and I'm somewhat curious as to how you know my type, but I digress, off to fight the French bashers!

Mine: My boyfriend.

YOU'RE TAKEN???? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, why, God, why???? :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

I'm no guys type really, I'm really only of a frind, some one- you push into water and run races with friend....

Not too many guys look to me as a g/f

YOU'RE TAKEN???? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, why, God, why???? :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Becuase I made it so


......I'm free on the other hand

I'm no guys type really, I'm really only of a frind, some one- you push into water and run races with friend....

Not too many guys look to me as a g/f

I would! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I'm no guys type really, I'm really only of a frind, some one- you push into water and run races with friend....

Not too many guys look to me as a g/f

Someone does

*cough*Dimensions*cough*

If he wasn't already subtle enough

riiiiiight.....did you see my pic? its on neon's picture gallery, go look at that first, and then you can say that....until then you can....

kiss my ass

riiiiiight.....did you see my pic? its on neon's picture gallery, go look at that first, and then you can say that....until then you can....

kiss my ass

I can kiss it? Really? SSSSSSSSSSSSMOOCH!!!! Hmmm...not what I expected, but...

Do you have a link to your picture? :fluffle:

er....I suppose...

http://photogallery.com/neonlights/

er....I suppose...

http://photogallery.com/neonlights/

It said the page wasn't found! :confused: :( ;) :rolleyes: :) :sniper:

k try this one.... I guess...
http://www.picturetrail.com/neonlights

k try this one.... I guess...
http://www.picturetrail.com/neonlights

Thanks. I thought it was a nice pic.

ah but now you just want to be friends....

Its kinda funny actually

Thanks. I thought it was a nice pic.


Not to be to upfront about it, but how old are you? And don't lie, I have a bullshit detector that works from like 2 feet away, and I will find you.

19....turn 20 in 4 months

Not to be to upfront about it, but how old are you? And don't lie, I have a bullshit detector that works from like 2 feet away, and I will find you.

Bullshit detector, eh? BLEEP. BLEEP. BLEEP. BLEEP. BLEEP.BLEEP. BLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEE- YAAAAAAH! Keep it away!

Bullshit detector, eh? BLEEP. BLEEP. BLEEP. BLEEP. BLEEP.BLEEP. BLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEE- YAAAAAAH! Keep it away!

Hehehe, 7 months on layaway for this thing, I knew it'd come in handy for something other then seeing if the people I talked to in those lesbian chatrooms weren't teenage or 40 something guys sitting alone naked in front of their compu..ter............ or so I'm told....

uh.......huh.....

**backs away**

Witty
Well-read
Fit (pretty much as long as he's not fat)
No facial hair
steady job
Dislikes rave/trance whatver music

Ok, I'm gay, but I still count right?

I swear that's only what the box said..... yea
Anyway.... back to the topic of the thread, my perfect guy would be

Taller than me, or at least equal height (hard to find for me)
Considering my size, bigger than me
Long hair - A MUST!!
Sense of humor, but not quite in the outlandish way
Pants below the waste are a death signal
Complimenting and understanding
Not self-absorbed in their own world of depression (that's my job)

Intelligent.
Good sense of humour.
Doesn't run screaming into the night the first time he encounters my decidedly odd sense of humour.
Reasonably good looking, but not too good looking if you know what I mean (I don't like pretty boys)
Taller than me (so I can wear heels without undermining his ego).
I don't expect him to remember when we first started dating, although remembering my birthday would be nice
In the same country as me (this is not as straightforward as it sounds)
Just a wee bit on the arrogant side
Expresses an interest in my life and interests
Understands that I don't want him to tell me he loves me unless he really means it
Worries about me, but not to the point of being obsessive
Faithful
A bit of a non-conformist like me
Kind. Not just to me but to other people as well
Likes my friends
I like his friends
Able to get on with my parents
Doesn't support Essendon or St George
Likes dogs
Isn't into R&B or Rap
Doesn't hate the kind of music I like

That should do to be going on with.

Ok, I'm gay, but I still count right?

I don't recall anything in the thread about it being restricted to heterosexual females, so I guess so.

Well there was my contribution, I posted over three pages without adding so I put in what I'm fairly sure are my best friend's perfect guy.

At the moment, I'd settle for having my imperfect guy here. :(

[sigh]

Hehehe, 7 months on layaway for this thing, I knew it'd come in handy for something other then seeing if the people I talked to in those lesbian chatrooms weren't teenage or 40 something guys sitting alone naked in front of their compu..ter............ or so I'm told....
*backs away slowly, avoiding eye contact*



The perfect guy..
-is caring and affectionate.
-loves me unconditionally.
-is someone who tells me I'm the most beautiful girl in the world.. and actually thinks so..
-is not necessarily the best looking guy on the planet, but is amazing in my eyes. :D
-always tells me the truth, even if it hurts.
-isn't embarrassed to hold my hand in public.
-likes the same music i do.
-likes guns and knives :mp5: :sniper: :D (but.. so do i)
-isn't really concerned about image.
-is taller than me.
-has blue eyes & red hair.
-is a total dork sometimes, but then.. so am i! :p
-doesn't have ulterior motives in dating me. X:fluffle:X
-is going out wiv me already! :D
(love you michael)
(even tho you probably won't see this)
<3

At the moment, I'd settle for having my imperfect guy here. :(

[sigh]

Does this relate to the same country thing?

Does this relate to the same country thing?

[nods sadly]

[nods sadly]

Well I am sorry, but you are on the NS forums, something here must cheer you up, no? What game should politicians open? Star Wars?