NationStates Jolt Archive


What game should politicians open

The Sword and Sheild
26-07-2004, 05:07
Well, the poll is pretty self-explanatory.
Colodia
26-07-2004, 05:09
be a goalie in a World Cup/Copa America game
Chess Squares
26-07-2004, 05:11
they should TRY to make a touchdown in football
Free Soviets
26-07-2004, 05:11
caber toss!
Von Witzleben
26-07-2004, 05:12
Celebrity deathmatch.
The Sword and Sheild
26-07-2004, 05:13
Out of curiosity, how exactly do they open a soccer match?
Kernlandia
26-07-2004, 05:16
bowling bowling bowling BOWLING!

or polo, because people frequently get injured playing polo.
Kernlandia
26-07-2004, 05:16
or rugby. that would kick ass.
Dalimbar
26-07-2004, 22:29
You forgot one. HOCKEY!!!!!! Especially up here in Canada!!!! :D
The Sword and Sheild
27-07-2004, 19:30
You forgot one. HOCKEY!!!!!! Especially up here in Canada!!!! :D

It's intentional


Just kidding, my brother from Florida got a real kick out of showing off articles about the Florida team winning (I don't follow hockey).
Realdorado
27-07-2004, 19:42
Out of curiosity, how exactly do they open a soccer match?

They do a kickoff - Each tem is standing in its own half, outside of the central circle. Only two players are allowed inside, both from the same team (determined by throwing a coin - the team that wins can pick either they want the kickoff, or they choose the side of the field they play on in the first half). One of them passes the ball to the other, and that one can do whatever he wants, but he usually passes it back to his teammates. But I remember one time the other guy didn't pass it back - he made a shot because he saw the opposing goalkeeper was standing far away from his goal. It went in, and it was the fastest goal ever - less than four seconds (it took the ball that much to reach the goal)
Yotzia
27-07-2004, 19:44
I think they should be the target in SKeet.
Bodies Without Organs
27-07-2004, 19:46
Well, the poll is pretty self-explanatory.

Explain to me why politicians should open any sporting event: I thought the function of politicians (for them that approve of such a thing) was to administer the country, not flounce about looking self-important at the start of spectator sports. Then again I may have misunderstood this whole 'politics' malarky entirely...
Reynes
27-07-2004, 19:49
Kerry's pitch is as weak as his policy, so I guess Baseball is out.
THE LOST PLANET
27-07-2004, 20:01
Ride pace for the first couple of kilometers in a cycling race.


Can you imagine it? Dubya out in front of the peloton, his belly prominant in his tight fitting outfit, his face red as he gasps for breath trying to remain in front, while the rest of the peloton yawns and stretches their legs. I'd pay to see that.
Reynes
27-07-2004, 20:05
I think they should be the target in SKeet.I like skeet!
Bodies Without Organs
27-07-2004, 20:06
First bull in the bullring?
The Black Forrest
27-07-2004, 20:07
What about monopoly? ;)
Bodies Without Organs
27-07-2004, 20:09
First spin at Russian roulette?
Squi
27-07-2004, 21:10
First spin at Russian roulette?
bravo.

I think something like hooker in the third rugby scrummage would be nice too.