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I've just been to the lavatory, and saw a toilet brush. I realised not only have I never used a toilet brush, I also have no idea how to use it. How do you use it? And has anyone else never used a toilet brush?

I think you use it to get rid of those scrubs.

You stick it in the bowl and brush, pretty simple really.

Or you can stick it up your ass, that's always a lot of fun.

You stick it in the bowl and brush, pretty simple really.

Or you can stick it up your ass, that's always a lot of fun.

When? Like, when stuff is stuck in there, or just when you do your regular clean? Because is it not gross because stuff'll be... stuck on it, and then you leave it in the bathroom....

Alas, you need to clean the brush after you use the brush to clean the toilet. Then, of course, you'll have to clean whatever you used to clean the brush...then clean that....then....

Oh, it's all too complicated. Just flush the damn thing every once in awhile.

Alas, you need to clean the brush after you use the brush to clean the toilet. Then, of course, you'll have to clean whatever you used to clean the brush...then clean that....then....

Oh, it's all too complicated. Just flush the damn thing every once in awhile.


Well where would you clean it? In the sink? No way, Jose. I'm putting that sh*t-stick nowhere near my sink.

When? Like, when stuff is stuck in there, or just when you do your regular clean? Because is it not gross because stuff'll be... stuck on it, and then you leave it in the bathroom....

People usually use them when they clean the rest of their bathroom, put some toilet bowl cleaner in, and scrub away.

Well where would you clean it? In the sink? No way, Jose. I'm putting that sh*t-stick nowhere near my sink.

Let it accumulate for several weeks and use it as a tiki torch at your next barbecue. Great for repelling mosquitoes.

Let it accumulate for several weeks and use it as a tiki torch at your next barbecue. Great for repelling mosquitoes.

I burn Christians for light at my barbeques.

I burn Christians for light at my barbeques.

The last one I used broke free and ran around the yard setting fire to my azaleas and scaring the dog. Besides, they kinda stink when the bones begin to burn.

I accidentally brushed my hair with the toilet brush, my teeth with my hairbrush, and had to clean the toilet with my toothbrush.

I accidentally brushed my hair with the toilet brush, my teeth with my hairbrush, and had to clean the toilet with my toothbrush.

I'd hate to know what you wipe your ass with. Have you considered installing a light in your bathroom?

if you keep one of those cleaning tablets in the water tank and scrub your toilet once a week itll never get disgusting.

dont forget to use the brush under the rim

if you are worried about germs, when you have it all scrubbed out, flush, let it fill up, toss in a half cup of bleach, swish the brush around in it, then flush again

ROFL...thanks for a good laugh guys :D

i offer this small observation from years of having used a bog brush:

under NO circumstance get wet toilet paper on the brush...it's a real s*d to get off...in fact, if it ever happens again the brush will be thrown away and i'll buy a new one - much easier!

They've got new disposable ones now, which is a blessing to people like myself that have a touch of OCD. For awhile, I would buy one, use it, be disgusted by the fact that it was just sitting there, throw it out, be disgusted by the fact that the toilet bowl was unclean, buy another one, and on and on and on.

I'd hate to know what you wipe your ass with. Have you considered installing a light in your bathroom?
I bet he gets through an awful lot of those small towls that come on rolls...

I'd hate to know what you wipe your ass with. Have you considered installing a light in your bathroom?

lol

I scrubbed the toilet once... and the toilet water splashed me...

IT WAS HORRIBLE...

Cleaning the toilet - important points to remember...

ALWAYS keep your mouth shut :D

Make sure nobody is using it. :eek:

Cats are not suitable substitutes for toilet brushes.

Why does the word "toilet" make me laugh?

toilet humour heheheh! :)