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describe your idea of the perfect woman. Here's mine:

-Tall
-Slim, but curvy where it counts
-Smart, preferably through college
-Mature(Doesn't act like a kid)
-Funny
-Great Sex :fluffle:
-She wants kids
-She's spontaneous (i.e- suddenly go on a vacation for no reason)
-Pleasant to be around

How tall is tall? Taller than you? Personally, I'm really creeped out by guys shorter than me. It's really... icky. The rest I can probably agree with... spontaneity usually ends up being annoying later in relationships though.

I don't see much wrong with that description..as for how tall..let's see...I'm over six feet...so it'd be wonderful to be able to look into a girl's eyes as I dance or kiss her..something like 5'10 or so.

well i think there are many different versions of the perfect woman :)

but a rough guess...

shorter than me
smarter than me atleast
weird.. not goth weird or something like that.. just stands out from the rest..
good body...

y is it all blokes think that women shud be curvy?? y cant they be just normal? well, i dont know what im on about cuz im (sorta) curvy seeing as i go 36,30,36...lol

all blokes think women shud have the perfect (probably six 8) body!

y is it all blokes think that women shud be curvy?? y cant they be just normal? well, i dont know what im on about cuz im (sorta) curvy seeing as i go 36,30,36...lol

all blokes think women shud have the perfect (probably six 8) body!

Actually I believe the average is anywhere from a size 8 to a size 10...I don't think most guys want a skinny runt...but then they don't necessarily want something that'll hurt them if they ride in the saddle...lol...

- A woman who loves and relies on me.

Everything else is negotiable.

How tall is tall? Taller than you? Personally, I'm really creeped out by guys shorter than me. It's really... icky.

I used to think that but recently changed my opinion

y is it all blokes think that women shud be curvy?? y cant they be just normal? well, i dont know what im on about cuz im (sorta) curvy seeing as i go 36,30,36...lol

all blokes think women shud have the perfect (probably six 8) body!

Its not the sizes, apparently, its the proportion. A study in America (why is it their always the ones doing the really unusual investigations) concerning supermodels and <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=sex&v=55">sex</a> symbols over the past 50 years, from twiggy onwards, found that the most successful <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=sex&v=55">sex</a> symbols (Twiggy, Marylin Monroe.....etc.) where drastically differnet sizes (monroe was apparently a size 12, fat according to todays press) but the ration between bust waist and hips for the the REALLY famous <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=sex&v=55">sex</a> symbols was remarkably similar.

MMMmmm...sounds like me ;) (except for the wanting kids bit).

I'm a good cook too

btw i'm 5'10" and size 8 - any good?

Prue

just like to leave ya with this thought...the most perfect guy i ever found did not match up with any of the criteria which i would have said made for a perfect guy...kinda interesting don't you think?

I either go for the English Gentleman - (evil overlord), or the naive Jack Skellington types... mmmmm.

For me, pretty much anything can be bypassed for intelligence and an English accent.

Physical attributes aren't the be all and end all in any case - blue eyes and brown hair are always a plus though.

tall to me is about 5'8. i'm 6'1 so I don't want a girl at my waist level.(not all the time ;) ) i also like a good cook. I don't think anybody would like eating fast food every day. I admire my mother for her cooking.

Hey prue send me a pick and i'll tell you if you're what im looking for.

Sircussalot2004@hotmail.com

(I change my address yearly)

-Short red hair
-Green eyes
-Short in height
-Really wide hips and big butt
-Thick thighs
-Anarchistic or at least not conservative

describe your idea of the perfect woman. Here's mine:

-Tall
-Slim, but curvy where it counts
-Smart, preferably through college
-Mature(Doesn't act like a kid)
-Funny
-Great Sex :fluffle:
-She wants kids
-She's spontaneous (i.e- suddenly go on a vacation for no reason)
-Pleasant to be around

That perfect of a woman does not exist.

I'm sure some exist, but it's probably damn hard to find one like her with all these silicon dolls walking around.

Oh, I'm sure that Wolfenstein's woman exists...I know a few like that...

Let's see...I don't know my perfect woman...but I decided that if I ever marry a woman, she can't be normal. I mean, no one is, but there has to be something that distinguishes her from the other 3 billion woman...

For example: I know this girl, who I am rather fond of. She is off the walls crazy. She's allergic to red dye. She'll eat anything, but weighs less than me...and for anyone who know's me, I weigh next to nothing! She brushes her teeth for 5-8 minutes. The list goes on and on...and if she both didn't have a boyfriend, and wasn't 7 years older than me (which isn't too bad...but I'm a junior in High School...she's a college graduate!) then I'd be with her right now!

Otherwise, here's my perfect woman:

-She's got to have a level of intelligence. I could care less if she's a high school dropout or a Ph.D. or Philosophy from Harvard U., just so long as she isn't lacking of common sense inteligence.
-She's got to be nice.
-She's got to be a total devil bitch of a chick!
-And one wonder's how someone can be both nice and a devil bitch of a chick? Well, that's just one of those thing's that I'll know when I see.
-Blonde. I would like her to be blonde...but for love, I'd take any hair color!
-Entertaining. She's gotta be entertaining (funny, etc...)
-She's got to be able to put up with both my music and my whims...I'm a strange guy...
-She can't be a die hard catholic. (Sorry Catholics...it's for your own protection...you'd hate to be with me anyway!)
-A Drama Queen...keeps life entertaining.

That's all for now...an attractive chick would be nice, too.

Ihre Beschreibung war total sonderbar
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Votre description était totalement étrange
your description was totally weird

1 The perfect woman helps at home, cooks and cleans from time to time, and has a job.

2. She makes me laugh.

3. I have to be able to trust her.

4. And of course she is good in bed and likes to be with me.

5. These four women must never know of each other's existence.

*lolirl*

Nah. She doesn't exist. The person who you feel closest to is never perfect in a tick-all-the-boxes kindof way. The perfect woman is not the Red Dwarf prostdroid brothel fantasy where you choose your favourite breasts, buttocks, legs and face and have your consort for the evening assembled right in front of you

My idea of a perfect woman is one who respects herself, cares about her family and friends, and doesn't let her relationships dictate who she is and what she does. She should dress and think to please herself before anyone else, and not let anyone else tell her what a perfect woman should be.

Is that not what you were looking for? Was this just a thread for guys to build a woman to spec?

Careful, mate. You might be objectifying women, just not obviously.

-Any height
-Curvy "thick", not thin or morbidly obese
-Smart
-Mature when it counts, silly when it counts
-Funny
-Wants sex regularly
-Pleasant to be around

Its fun to see what everyone looks for in their "perfect mate".

As far as the perfect guy?

I want someone who is taller then me (I'm only 5'4" so its not THAT hard), dark hair, great eyes, as intelligent as myself (or more), has a great sense of humor, will cook with me, and who can be just as dorky as myself. Oh where oh where....

Also...they need to pretend at least to be interested in what I'm interested in. I'm a ballet dancer, and I haven't met a guy yet who jumps on the chance to go to a ballet. Hmph.

My perfect man is the one I'm about to marry. Not for any specific reason, but because he is the unique person he is. That both inspires profound love and lust in me for him. Don't ask me why. He's not the perfect man I would have built, but everything about him comes together to make him one amazing person.

I either go for the English Gentleman - (evil overlord), or the naive Jack Skellington types... mmmmm.

For me, pretty much anything can be bypassed for intelligence and an English accent.

Physical attributes aren't the be all and end all in any case - blue eyes and brown hair are always a plus though.

im english, evil, broiwn haired and blue eyed... woohoo im in

Ah blow it, I'm not nearly that picky.

The perfect woman for me is one who I like, pure and simple :p

Ah blow it, I'm not nearly that picky.

The perfect woman for me is one who I like, pure and simple :p

so youd date cherie blair then, come on u have to have some set of basic standards

Obviously I have standards. I have to LIKE them first, don't I?

pure and simple i have to be able to have fun with them and talk to them(that is a lot to ask for from me..and im a guy) they have to be able to talk back 2 and enjoy themselves...physically im not picky...i usually dont care much as long as she is healthy(TOO SKINNY IS AWFUL!!!) and NO SMOKING!!if im gonna spend the rest of my life with some one I wanna live it!! Bottom line she must be fun or it will never get started

OK, speaking purely for myself:

- Brunette (black hair), shoulder length or longer
- Green or blue eyes
- Full lips
- Tall (I'm 6'4'', so 5'10''+)
- Average to curvy body (skinny girls just don't do it for me)
- Have a similar sense of humour to me (bizarre stuff like Monty Python)
- Be into music (anything but pop) and movies (anything but romantic comedies)
- I have a soft spot for gothic girls, but I'm not a goth myself...

Looks wise, maybe 1/3 Kate Beckinsale, 1/3 Angelina Jolie and 1/3 Liv Tyler...:)

...sheesh, sounds like a plug on a dating show...;)

I don't care overmuch about looks. As long as they're smart and we have a lot in common (but not too much, because then it would be boring) and have fun together, that's enough for me.

I suppose this person doesn't really have to be a woman either, but whatever.

describe your idea of the perfect woman. Here's mine:

-Tall
-Slim, but curvy where it counts
-Smart, preferably through college
-Mature(Doesn't act like a kid)
-Funny
-Great Sex :fluffle:
-She wants kids
-She's spontaneous (i.e- suddenly go on a vacation for no reason)
-Pleasant to be around

- Short
- Fat
- Uneducated (wouldn't want her to be uppity!)
- Childish
- Terrible sex
- Likes kids, but couldn't eat a whole one
- Spontaneous, because what fun is life when your wallet is where you left it?
- A shrewish harpy, so I have a reason to go out drinking!

Ihre Beschreibung war total sonderbar
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La vostra descrizione era completamente bizzarra
Uw beschrijving was totaal bizar
Votre description était totalement étrange
your description was totally weird



Das ist nicht so nett!!!

That's not very nice! I take a small amount of offense...

One that has classic beauty, no slutty look or anything. One that follows the rules better than I do, and is more organized. A good girl, to counter the bad things I've done. One that will make me act right and not just worship me mindlessly (not to say it's happened many times). And one that doesn't have to slop on make up everyone morning to make herself feel good about her appearance. One that can wake up in the morning and look at her self and say, "I'm beautiful." Even if she isn't that stunning.

Well, it's a start, hearing some descriptions that don't focus on the physical. It's not irrelevant, I'm not saying it is, but things like hair color and whatnot...they don't have much at all to do with the person. Physical attraction has to be there, but sometimes that comes from getting to know the person, rather than being the first thing that makes you notice them.

Perfection is such a dangerous thing to shoot for. It's kind of setting yourself up for a fall.

Its fun to see what everyone looks for in their "perfect mate".

As far as the perfect guy?

I want someone who is taller then me (I'm only 5'4" so its not THAT hard), dark hair, great eyes, as intelligent as myself (or more), has a great sense of humor, will cook with me, and who can be just as dorky as myself. Oh where oh where....

Also...they need to pretend at least to be interested in what I'm interested in. I'm a ballet dancer, and I haven't met a guy yet who jumps on the chance to go to a ballet. Hmph.


I wouldn't complain going to a ballet...Can't say I'd "jump"...but I wouldn't mind...

Well shit....good thing I'm married. Otherwise, I'd never get a date based on some of these physical requests. Here's my "stats"

5'2"
thick, curvy, 125 lbs
short red hair
freckles
I'm 29 but I look like I'm friggin' 18 because of the freckles
I'm loud and friendly....a people pleaser
I'd rather have sex than cook.
I read all of the time, and paint when I'm not reading.
I listen to no one's advice, and am very stubborn, which gets me into trouble.
I hate drama queens, and people that go searching for more bullshit than they already have.
I hate rules, and following the "norm".
My rich friends laugh at me for being so "down to earth and plain"
My poor friends envy me because I can make a dollar go a LONG WAY.
I love Mustangs, and have 2 5.0's. :D


aaaahhhh....not really the tall etheral beauty that is so sought after nowadays. But I'm very easy to get along with. That will count more when I'm 80 and ugly I guess.

Well, it's a start, hearing some descriptions that don't focus on the physical. It's not irrelevant, I'm not saying it is, but things like hair color and whatnot...they don't have much at all to do with the person. Physical attraction has to be there, but sometimes that comes from getting to know the person, rather than being the first thing that makes you notice them.

Perfection is such a dangerous thing to shoot for. It's kind of setting yourself up for a fall.

Mental attraction can lead to physical attraction. If a girl is alright looking and she's smart and kind you'll see beauty.

But I've never heard of physical attraction leading to mental attraction. No matter how hot she is she can still be stupid and uninteresting.

as i am a straight lady, it would have to be in terms of friends. which means funny and smart so they know what i'm saying.

and uglier/fatter than me doesn't hurt!
jay-kay, i don't care what the hell they look like.

Good looking, a reliable character and friend, someone who's accepting.
Generally someone who fits with me, but also has differences that makes things more exciting.

(yes, my girlfriend is like this - so she does exsist!!)

-Asian
-Long hair
-100% faithful
-Appreciates my sense of humor
-Honest
-Generous
-Courteous
-Considerate and thoughtful
-Likes to learn new things
-Good cook
-Short (4'6" or taller, no taller than 5'5" or 5'6")
-Likes animals
-Crazy about me
-Figure doesn't matter, but a good one doesn't hurt
-Bust doesn't matter, but a good size doesn't hurt (just as long as they're not TOO big)

The first one is an ABSOLUTE NECESSITY.

Around 6 feet tall.
As smart or smarter then me. (Dang, this one is common!)
While weight isn't much of a issue, nothing rediciclous.
GOOD COOK!
Decent sex, dosn't have to be great, but it's needed for almost any relationship.
Has to look decent w/o most makeups.
VIDEO GAMER!
Faithful
Compeditive
Oh, and she has to have a WONDERFUL sence of humor.

In other words, my current girlfriend! :)

I wouldn't complain going to a ballet...Can't say I'd "jump"...but I wouldn't mind...


Well not jump I suppose, but for you to even say you'd go is a start, heh.

My girlfriend likes ballet. I used to hate it, but I've gotten a taste for it.
Not saying I jump around, and become hyper when I know I'm going, but I DO look forward to it.

Sorry, but I AM the Perfect Woman. I'm 55, short, fat, and dumpy, lousy personality, and my breath can melt your eyeglass frames. Ask my husband. He's perfect, too. He's fat, dumpy, and stupid. I mean, get a life---look for somebody who's reasonably human, compassionate, etc, and forgot this "perfect" nonsense. After all, are YOU perfect?

hmm...

Good cook- I prefer to eat home cooked meals
Clean! of drugs and around the house and hygenically (sp?)
Good looks- I prefer brunnete and I like glasses strangely enough, not to skinny but not to ya know fat and not an airhead

Likes to read and discuss things from personal issues to politics and such

Good taste in things
Share some of or most of my political and religious beliefs

Funny,kind caring and stuff

Sex? Oh yes often
Kids? Sure 2-3 or something

I'm fine with her being a modern woman you know voting for herself thinking for herself and having her own life of sort and working

My girlfriend likes ballet. I used to hate it, but I've gotten a taste for it.
Not saying I jump around, and become hyper when I know I'm going, but I DO look forward to it.

Oh? Is your girlfriend a dancer?

Its good that you look forward to it and its not like she's forcing you to go with her.

I once wrote a song on this very topic, though it quickly degenerated into rap. Anyways, the general gist was...
"I like 'um less than 5 foot 3
With more than a double D."
Coulda been a hit if I'd finished it...

EDIT: But seriously, black hair and a green shirt is really all I need in a girl.

My height (6 foot) or shorter.
Long hair (the longer the better), color dosen't matter
Good kisser (A must. I had a pretty hot girlfriend a couple of years back that was a lousy kisser)
Sense of humor
Breast size not that important, but they have to have a nice ass
Has to be willing to do stuff I like to do


That's about it, I'm not very picky.

Hey krappy why don't you but out. There are only three perfect people in the world. Halle Berry, Cindy crawford, and Denzel Washington. their bodies are symmetrically perfect. Can't somebody write a light hearted thread and find out the other views we men have for women?

btw- I wouldn't mind going to the ballet.

Perfect woman. Isn’t that an oxymoron?

-Short (4'6" or taller, no taller than 5'5" or 5'6")


A dwarf fetish. How cute :D

Perfect woman. Isn’t that an oxymoron?

Any less of an oxymoron then the concept of "Ideal Man"?

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Strange, I found the 'perfect woman' of course she was far from perfect. But I loved her as much for her faults as for her gifts.
Intelligent, funny at times (very wry sense of humor), every movement of her body seemed to have poetic grace. Even when she was wasted...

I didn't fall in love with her because of her beauty, I started falling for her because, well, she actually argued her methodology for finding the amount of carbon in a molecule and didn't fold like a bunch of cards.

I realized how much I was in love with her watching her snuggle her cat.

Of course, she married someone else...

I just miss her, even now

I couldn't possible scribble down the looks I want from a girl. They're like a package you know. Everything has to be taken into consideration. Sometimes a big fat ass is sexy and sometimes smallbreasts are just awesome. I prefer girls with a bit of a 'special' look to Perfect Women candidates anyway.. Then again looks is only a small part. If she is decent looking at first glance she'll usually become pretty if you find out you like her personality. And that's really all I require when it comes to looks. I'm not sure about personality, but a good taste in music is a real turn on

My perfect woman can be summed up by two famous women - Beyonce Knowles and Christina Milian.

My perfect woman can be summed up by two famous women - Beyonce Knowles and Christina Milian.

Mine are Betty White and Joan Rivers. Hot, Hot, HOT!

Mea culpa, Myrth. My assumption of prior knowledge on the part of those present got away with me.

It won't happen again.

Mine are Betty White and Joan Rivers. Hot, Hot, HOT!

...Each to their own I suppose.

What about 5' 10", Brunette (long hair, atleast mid-back), blue eyes, freckles, 135 lbs?

DAMMIT!
I was hoping someone would say something nice, like "That could be hot." Or something like that so I could say... "Hey, that's me."


Hmmmmph!

What about 5' 10", Brunette (long hair, atleast mid-back), blue eyes, freckles, 135 lbs?Sounds HOT!!

Whoops.... Sorry,...... am I late?

Everyone speaks of the perfect woman, especially mentioning certain celebrities whom I do NOT look like. Some of the expectations are a little unrealistic. However, I have some stats for my ideal man (my roommate and I made a list):

-must play piano (piano is a HUGE part of my life that he would have to also be a part of)
-I LOVE tall guys...6' or taller (which is funny, b/c I'm only 5'0")
-must be able to make me laugh
-must have some interests the same as me, of course, but I also want him to have different interests that I do not share...I don't want to feel like I'm dating my twin.
-completely trustworthy (so I don't have to worry about him cheating)
-must be at least as intelligent as I am
-can't be too clingy...give me space!
-must be able to make me feel both safe and beautiful
-must have the same religious beliefs as me (faith is another HUGE part of my life, so I would not want to fight about religion with him).

Apparantly, this list is far too much to ask, because I'm having no luck filling this tall order as of yet.

Longish brown hair, brown eyes, shorter than me (considering i'm 6ft), a good sense of humour, intelligent, and musical. I don't think thats really unrealistic. Agreeing with me on politics would be a plus.

What about 5' 10", Brunette (long hair, atleast mid-back), blue eyes, freckles, 135 lbs?


Hot!!!!!!!!

That wouldn't happen to be you Mad, would it?