New Foxxinnia
25-07-2004, 05:30
Aries:
This week you will find out that repeating, "It can't happen to me. It can't happen to me," works.
Taurus:
Get your life in order this week by joining a Canadian Terror Orginization.
Gemini:
Your recently born child is actully the demon hell-spawn Ix'Panoyth bend on destroying humanity.
Cancer:
You will be sued by General Motors this week after you strangle every employee of the company with your bare hands.
Leo:
You will mysteriously contract the AIDS virus after eating a Taco Bell burrito.
Virgo:
You will commit a classic party Faux Pas today as you eat the host's testicles.
Libra:
You may not know it but a unknown flesh virus is eating away at your inner thigh.
Scorpio:
You will die a happy man tomarrow after your heart explodes while masturbating.
Sagitarrius:
You will recieve the nickname 'Football Champ' after punting your friend's head out the department store's window.
Capricorn:
You will have to save the world this week after learning the president is your evil, twin father.
Aquarius:
You will predict the apocalypse tomarrow after using an orange to listen to the god's phonecalls.
Pisces:
You will win an Emmy for your stunning performence in Spiderman 2.
This week you will find out that repeating, "It can't happen to me. It can't happen to me," works.
Taurus:
Get your life in order this week by joining a Canadian Terror Orginization.
Gemini:
Your recently born child is actully the demon hell-spawn Ix'Panoyth bend on destroying humanity.
Cancer:
You will be sued by General Motors this week after you strangle every employee of the company with your bare hands.
Leo:
You will mysteriously contract the AIDS virus after eating a Taco Bell burrito.
Virgo:
You will commit a classic party Faux Pas today as you eat the host's testicles.
Libra:
You may not know it but a unknown flesh virus is eating away at your inner thigh.
Scorpio:
You will die a happy man tomarrow after your heart explodes while masturbating.
Sagitarrius:
You will recieve the nickname 'Football Champ' after punting your friend's head out the department store's window.
Capricorn:
You will have to save the world this week after learning the president is your evil, twin father.
Aquarius:
You will predict the apocalypse tomarrow after using an orange to listen to the god's phonecalls.
Pisces:
You will win an Emmy for your stunning performence in Spiderman 2.