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Sorry, all you Bush fans, but my penis could do a better job running this country. (yes, this is a flame)

*cups hand over mouth*
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HE JUST GOT TOLD!

Flame on! What party is your penis going to run in? I'll vote for ANYthing but Dubya.

My penis has always been a solid democratic candidate :D

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Mr. Penis, how do you stand on the issue of abortion? And what about gay marriage?

*unzips pants so audience can here more clearly*

Well, being a penis, of course I'm all for abortion. And being a straight penis, I'm all for gay marriage, as long as they stay away from me.

*unzips pants so audience can here more clearly*

Well, being a penis, of course I'm all for abortion. And being a straight penis, I'm all for gay marriage, as long as they stay away from me.
What do you have to say to the would-be assasin that tried to get you buttraped by nearly shoving you in his ass until you desized yourself to safety?

Sorry, all you Bush fans, but my penis could do a better job running this country. (yes, this is a flame)Loser cliton was worse dude and don't give me that its bush fault for 9/11 crap i keep hearing, or that he went to war we were for it or that he lowwerd rich peoples taxs becasue it still a bigger percent then poorer people so you desrve on a scale of one to ten on you're ablity to coup with reality a 2.

Loser cliton was worse dude and don't give me that its bush fault for 9/11 crap i keep hearing, or that he went to war we were for it or that he lowwerd rich peoples taxs becasue it still a bigger percent then poorer people so you desrve on a scale of one to ten on you're ablity to coup with reality a 2.
it was bushes fault we went to war.... and the only reason we attacked Iraq was to get away from the fact that we couldnt find a 6'4" tall man in a room full on midgets..... we had no right to invade iraq

Loser cliton was worse dude and don't give me that its bush fault for 9/11 crap i keep hearing, or that he went to war we were for it or that he lowwerd rich peoples taxs becasue it still a bigger percent then poorer people so you desrve on a scale of one to ten on you're ablity to coup with reality a 2.

Um, I hope this hopless grasp on the english language is a joke. Satire perhaps? Otherwise I have to dearly hope you never breed.

What do you have to say to the would-be assasin that tried to get you buttraped by nearly shoving you in his ass until you desized yourself to safety?


"I did not have sexual relations"

Um, I hope this hopless grasp on the english language is a joke. Satire perhaps? Otherwise I have to dearly hope you never breed.

He's a Bush fan. He can't comprehend satire.

Funny, I thought the Democracts were asses.

it was bushes fault we went to war.... and the only reason we attacked Iraq was to get away from the fact that we couldnt find a 6'4" tall man in a room full on midgets..... we had no right to invade iraq

sure we have a right...the rights of over 300,000 Iraqis Saddam's regime murdered for no other reason they yearned to be free....of the 5000 Kurds he slaughtered in a days gassing...of the countless women/girls Uday and Osay used as little more then toys to rape and enjoy....I wonder what they'd say if they could."Oh no..keep him in power..we are after all sovereign nation and you have no right to depose a psychopath"

I do agree with you guys that Invading Iraq may not have been the greatest idea ever, but i mean COME ON! You know, for a president who "ruled" ( i cant remembe rthe correct term) during the worst terrorist attack in history, hes done well for himself and the country. He brought the Economy back from one of its lowest states (not counting the depression), he kicked some terrorist bootay (in Afghanistan, the war that made alot more sense than Iraq, and that alot mroe people support), AND has made the French hate us even more ( in my opinion thats a good thing, but the french lovers among you may not). And while the war in Iraq was a bad idea, its people like yous' fault for getting rid of assasination :p.

P.S. I agree with Salishe, Saddam Huessein needed to be deposed, but once again you dang Hippies took away our assasinaton rights..

Ya know....if Ford back in 76 hadn't forbidden the CIA to use assasination as tool of foreign policy in his infamous Executive Order we wouldn't have had to undergo the sadism of Milosovic....Arafat wouldn't have been able to endure 30 yrs as the terrorist-political leader he is....and Saddam could have been killed without the invasion of Kuwait, and who knows how many Iraqis might still be alive today....even if you anti-war types include those after our liberation.