NationStates Jolt Archive

I thought that I killed off all my enemies in my previous incarnation. I killed off the Red Lobster and crushed the remaining members of the lobster cult as well as their trained gerbil assassins. But now it seems as though a new threat is upon me. The Libo-Con E-League with their devious underling, the Gopher Gangbangers. It look like this enemy was lying dormant during the reign of the Lobster Cult. Now the liberal and conservative extremists have awoken to all of their commonalities and decided to band together to eliminate me.

They seek to ruin my good name through childish name calling.
They seek to eliminate the Centrist class
They seek to undo all my accomplishments
They seek to point out only my bad qualities
They seek to find all of the negatives in any of my accomplishments
They seek to eliminate all that I stand for
They seek to either kill or convert me to their cause
They pat each other on the back anytime they open their mouths
They even pat themselves on the back anytime they open their mouths

*Sigh*
Just when I think that things are in their place and everything is OK and all my enemies are gone. I always happen to find more.

*Hears doorbell*

Ohhhh pizza’s here

*Goes to get Pizza*
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Oh shit

*Dodges gopher fire*

*Grab's FADBAGS and returns fire*
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???? Wtf ????

What do you mean WTF? Haven’t you ever seen a RP in general before? You know party threads, social clubs, stuff like that? Well I like to RP about people trying to kill me with their animal thugs. People usually try to be after me as well and a fun time is had by all. But now you're ruined that. And now you must die.

*Starts shooting at Roach Busters*
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