NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm just wondering. I'd have to say into the ground, to be obvious, but after that, who knows?

im having my ashes scattered in the rio grande

I don't know, but I'm having birdie song played at my funeral.

I want the Imperial March by John Williams at my funeral. Nothing beats that. Especially if I'm a famous politician by the time I'm dead, with lots of people there. Dun, Dun, Dum dundun...

But I'll be dead and eaten by worms in the ground, so I'll never notice. Oblivion is rather boring...

I believe I will be reincarnated or maybe find out that time is an illusion and that I don't actually die.

No clue, although I hope I go to Heaven...

Straight into the crematorium. After that, probably into water or ground to be decomposed and such.

Straight into the crematorium. After that, probably into water or ground to be decomposed and such.
damn, beat me to it!

then again, my body will probably be trampled by hundreds of American soldiers that I told to CHARGE the enemy in WW3....

Heaven, I should hope anyway.....

Asking where the soul goes when you die is like asking where a dream goes when you wake up .... it's just a silly question.

I'll be cremated. Then my ashes will be melted, then hardened, and be forged into a giant evil robot that takes over the world.

I was the first person to put hell, anyone wanna join me, there's loads of cool people there I'm told. ;)

Asking where the soul goes when you die is like asking where a dream goes when you wake up .... it's just a silly question.
Not if you wake up dead! Seriously, though, it's silly NOW, maybe, but ...

I'm going to hell. And I'm going to take over.

Yay, someone joined me in hell, who was that? :confused:

i would hope noone thinks they're going to purgatory. its made up by a bunch of bishops. its mentioned nowhere in the bible. not even the IDEA of it. damn catholics.

im going nowhere. honestly, does it matter? you're dead. get over it.

then again, my body will probably be trampled by hundreds of American soldiers that I told to CHARGE the enemy in WW3....

im with you on that, but only after I gave the order to fix bayonetts

People want to go to hell???

People want to go to hell???
Yeah its warm down there and lots of interesting personalities to chat with ;)

I'm going in the ground, after that I do not know but I think that the whole heaven and hell thing is just a fable to make people conform to the morals set forth by the church. I've been asked if it scares me that I don't think there is a heaven to go to. The answer is that it doesn't scare me one bit. I'd like to think that some of my atoms will go into the making of a new star somewhere in the galaxy.

There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. That doesn't seem like the type of place I want to spend eternity.

I don't know where. But I may get myself creamated and have my ashes spread in the Charles River (however dirty it may be) or in Point Judith Pond or in Squam Lake.

Not if you wake up dead! Seriously, though, it's silly NOW, maybe, but ...

I don't think it's possible to wake up dead ... if you were dead, you wouldn't wake up.

There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. That doesn't seem like the type of place I want to spend eternity.
That's just made up to scare you. There will be all night raves, sexual debauchery and all the bad stuff that you are not supposed to eat!

I want to be a ghost that haunts little children.

I want to be a ghost that haunts little children.
You just wanna be in the sequel of Sixth Sense!

How would you know this about Hell?

then again, my body will probably be trampled by hundreds of American soldiers that I told to CHARGE the enemy in WW3....

If that's your idea of tactics, then you probably won't be doing the telling in WW3

Especially as 'hundreds' implies command at the company level or higher.

Where do you think I am now?

Heaven. I'm certain of it. Zombieness just doesn't have any appeal, unless I'm the one raising the zombies.

I think that more people answering "Heven" than "Hell" or "Purgatory" combined shows how humble we are as a society. I also think you need to add reincarnation as a choice.

Zombieness just doesn't have any appeal, unless I'm the one raising the zombies.

Brains are lovely with a bit of chutney.