Lithuanighanistania
25-07-2004, 00:06
I was so close. Just once I'd like to get through customs without being searched. Just one time. Every time I come into the country, I get my bags searched. Every single time. At least this time it wasn't because I was born in Saudi Arabia.
You see, this time I was almost through. I was talking to the guy at the counter, and he asked the questions, and as he was handing me the decleration sheet back, he asked the final question: "Are you carrying more than $10,000 cash on you?"
When I got done laughing at the absurdity of the question, he called the officer over and said officer examined my luggage. Note to US Customs people: Get a sense of humor. If you ask someone who's wearing sneakers with holes in them and is carrying 30 year old suitcases if he is carrying a large sum of money, and he laughs, just let it slide.
If any of you work in US Customs, I can declare that although I don't know you on a personal level, I hate you. Honestly, I fucking hate you.
You see, this time I was almost through. I was talking to the guy at the counter, and he asked the questions, and as he was handing me the decleration sheet back, he asked the final question: "Are you carrying more than $10,000 cash on you?"
When I got done laughing at the absurdity of the question, he called the officer over and said officer examined my luggage. Note to US Customs people: Get a sense of humor. If you ask someone who's wearing sneakers with holes in them and is carrying 30 year old suitcases if he is carrying a large sum of money, and he laughs, just let it slide.
If any of you work in US Customs, I can declare that although I don't know you on a personal level, I hate you. Honestly, I fucking hate you.